The monkey wiped Adonis' red and swollen eyes with vegetable oil, and Adonis said gratefully, "Thank you so much, what do you call this big brother?"

The monkey smiled and said, "You just call me a monkey." ”

Adonis said solemnly: "Then how can it be done, you are older than me, and you saved my eyes, I will call you Brother Monkey in the future." The monkey shrugged, not caring what Adonis called himself. Adonis thought for a moment and said, "Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, it's too tongue-in-cheek to say, I think I'll call you Brother Monkey in the future." The monkey is nothing, and he doesn't think it's anything, he thinks that this kind of title is more concise and smooth, but Ouyang Feng almost didn't laugh and bent over, the title of Brother Monkey reminded him of a certain moonlit pig man, thinking about Adonis's false IQ, he felt that the two really had a lot in common.

The monkey helped Adonis wipe his glasses, and Adonis thanked him again and again, but his eyes were always watering with tears, and he couldn't help but want to wipe them, so he asked the monkey to help and wrapped his eyes with bandages, and the monkey was not stingy, and used up a roll of bandages in one go, wrapping Adonis like a patient who had just undergone eye surgery.

Ouyang Feng saw that there was a circle of bandages wrapped around Adonis's head, and he couldn't see his eyes, so he always felt a little awkward, so he found a pen, and drew two black circles on the bandages at Adonis's eyes very spoofingly, and then nodded in it with satisfaction, and said, "Well, it looks much more pleasing to the eye now." ”

The monkey put the vegetable oil and came over curiously to see Ouyang Feng's masterpiece, and almost didn't laugh at a glance. I saw that on the bandages in Adonis's eyes, two lifelike eyes were prominent, but I don't know if Ouyang Feng's craftsmanship was not good or if he was deliberately spoofing. The two eyeballs are actually tilted to the sides, one left and one right. I almost hid in my temples. The whole looks. If you don't pay attention, you'll think Adonis is from Mars.

Ouyang Feng was very satisfied with his whimsical inspiration, rolled his eyes, took the bandage and turned upstairs, and after coming to Elena's room, he drew a scoop according to the gourd, and bandaged Elena's eyes.

Elena felt that her eyes were much more comfortable after being bandaged with a bandage. At least there is no need to wipe the tears that flowed down, and thank Ouyang Feng again and again. Ouyang Feng smiled and said politely: "No thanks, it should be." While drawing a pair of egg-sized eyes on Elena's eyes with a pen, this time, the two eyeballs are inward, one left and one right close to the bridge of the nose, just like eyes.

Hongshang almost didn't laugh out loud when she saw this, and glanced at Ouyang Feng with disgust, but she didn't say anything. Instead, he kept smiling at the dazed and ignorant Elena, especially when he saw her spinning around with two huge cross-eyed eyes. I couldn't help but want to laugh.

Ouyang Feng returned to the living room on the first floor, looking at the broken tables and chairs on the floor and the mess of lime powder on the ground, he couldn't help but have a big head, and when he was thinking about where to start cleaning up, Qingfeng and Pei Di came back.

Qingfeng They didn't know about Adonis, as soon as they entered the door and saw the appearance of the hall, they thought that something had happened when they were away, and the rice bucket pulled his throat and said, "I'm shit, what's the matter, I've been robbed?"

Ouyang Feng sighed and told the story again. After listening to Ouyang Feng's story, everyone turned their eyes to Adonis, and after seeing the fake eyes painted by Ouyang Feng, they all laughed.

Hearing that there were a lot of people coming in, Adonis asked Ouyang Feng curiously and worriedly: "Boss, boss, is it someone who is here?"

Ouyang Feng patted Adonis on the shoulder comfortingly and said, "It's not your old man. ”

Curious, Adonis asked, "Who is that?"

Qingfeng looked at him for a while, walked in front of Adonis, patted Adonis on the shoulder like a big brother and said, "I am your eldest brother, you can call me eldest brother in the future, and there is a second brother, but he hasn't come back yet." As for the others, you just look at it. ”

Hearing this, Adonis turned to the direction that Ouyang Feng had just spoken and said, "Boss, why do you have so many eldest sisters and eldest brothers, it seems that your status is not good." ”

Ouyang Feng patted the back of Adonis's head angrily and said, "What's the matter?

Adonis said aggrievedly, "How can I swear." After speaking, he said to Qingfeng: "Big brother, who is bigger than you and eldest sister?"

Qingfeng subconsciously replied: "Of course the eldest sister is older, why are you kid asking this?" Adonis nodded suddenly, reminding himself in his heart: "So that's the case, it seems that you have to be more respectful to that big girl in the future, please me more, maybe I can help me say good things in the future." ”

Adonis was a self-cooked, and did not treat himself as an outsider at all, and said in a natural tone: "Boss, I haven't eaten for a day, hurry up and get something to eat, I want to eat barbecue, I want to be fat." Ouyang Feng rolled his eyes, but he liked Adonis's cheerful, open-minded, or heartless personality very much, and he felt very kind.

The monkey pouted and said, "What time is it, I don't have time to give you a barbecue, so let's get together and eat noodles." With that, he turned and walked to the kitchen.

Adonis could hear the monkey's voice and asked curiously, "Brother Monkey, what are the noodles?"

The monkey said with black lines on his head, "You'll know in a minute." ”

Ouyang Feng and Qingfeng and the others lifted Adonis who was sitting on the chair to a relatively clean corner, and then tried to clean up the messy living room, but the lime powder on the ground was too difficult to clean up, plus the Azi cat and Big Plate Tooth, who had been running crazy for a while, followed the trouble, guessing on the lime powder, and stepping on the originally clean place with large and small footprints, it was impossible to clean up for a while. So, Ouyang Feng stopped everyone and said weakly: "Everyone, don't be busy, there are those two and the living treasure, even if you can't clean it up, let's spend some money tomorrow to call those women who specialize in cleaning to come and clean up." Hearing this, everyone stopped, and each found a place to sit down, and after a busy day without eating, they leaned back in their chairs, staring at the kitchen, waiting for the meal to begin.

The noodles were all made in the storage bracelet before, and they only needed to be fried with sauce to cook the noodles, so it didn't take long for the sound of the monkey opening the rice to come like a heavenly sound.

Hearing the sound of the monkey, everyone who had been hungry for a day rushed to the restaurant, and Ouyang Feng just wanted to follow over to occupy a good position, when he heard Adonis's voice coming: "Boss, boss, help me, I can't see." Ouyang Feng is now beginning to regret accepting this natural little brother, but the rice has been cooked, and it is too late to regret it, so he reluctantly stopped, returned to Ardinis, and helped the half-blind man to the restaurant.

Sure enough, as Ouyang Feng thought, when he helped Ardinis to the restaurant, in addition to the fixed seats of Hongshang and Elena, the good place, that is, the place that was relatively close to the dishes on the table, had been occupied by Qingfeng and them, and Ouyang Feng could only sit a little farther away from Adonis.

Fortunately, what I ate today was fried noodles, so I didn't have to stand up to get enough vegetables, and when the noodles came up, Ouyang Feng grabbed the fried meat sauce and scooped two large spoonfuls into the two noodle bowls, mixed them with chopsticks, and put one of the bowls in front of Ardinis, and then lowered his head and sucked it up regardless of it.

Adinis fumbled for a long time like a blind man before he touched the noodle bowl, but he touched left and right for a long time, but he couldn't find the tableware, so he couldn't help but say to Ouyang Feng: "Boss, where is my tableware?

Ouyang Feng didn't suck a mouthful of noodles, he choked and coughed, and then threw a fork to Ardinis and said, "Why do you have so many things? If you don't have utensils, you won't be able to eat, right? When you are in the wild, you don't eat with your hands?" Ardinis picked up the fork, tentatively stirred it in the bowl, and then lowered his head and pulled the noodles into his mouth like a rice picker.

As soon as the noodles were in his mouth, he had never eaten fried noodles before, and then said in surprise: "Wow, boss, is it noodles? After speaking, he lowered his head and sucked sharply, and the movement was very loud.

At this time, after the red dress persuaded Elena to stay in the room to eat to no avail, she helplessly helped Elena down, and when she saw the glance on the Ardinis bandage, Qingfeng and the others saw the eyes on the Elena bandage, everyone laughed again.

Elena didn't hear Ardinis's voice, and thought he was gone, so she snorted and said, "Even if that little white face runs fast, otherwise when my eyes are better, I will have to beat him so that he can't take care of himself, I'm really angry." Ardinis surprisingly didn't fight back this time, but concentrated on dealing with the noodles in the bowl, which made Ouyang Feng feel very relieved, and finally didn't have to listen to the two little children arguing around.

Just when Ouyang Feng was puzzled why Ardinis, a guy who didn't give points, remained silent, he only heard a sound coming, turned his head to look, and saw that Ardinis had already thrown the fork on the table, the sauce remained at the corner of his mouth, and the noodles in the bowl had been eaten cleanly.

Ouyang Feng suddenly had a bad feeling, and sure enough, after Ardinis, who had eaten and drunk enough and had the strength, wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and said in a strange way: "The little girl who spoke just now, don't call me a little white face anymore, otherwise I will let you taste the taste of being a big ass, next time I won't show mercy to my subordinates, make sure to open your ass." When Elena heard Ardinis's shout, she knew that the little white face was still there, and she came up in a rage, and her ass was beaten so hard just now. (To be continued......)