Volume 15 From the Beginning Chapter 990 Wisdom Fighting Police Flower
Hu Wei was dragged back to the previous world by the emergency contact, and he was very prosperous in the mirror world, and he was crowned king in a different place, but he returned to the original world, but he encountered a lot of trouble. (Genius only needs 3 seconds to remember.
First of all, in front of Hu You, it is the problem of eating, saving the mirror world is naturally the top priority of Hu You's heart, but eating is naturally not a trivial matter. As the saying goes, if the food is broken, the person will die.
There were a lot of belongings in Hu Wei's space ring, but when he returned here, Hu Wei's spiritual power was gone, and he couldn't take anything out of the ring anymore. Hu Wei, who didn't need to worry about money for a long time, had to bend his waist for five buckets of rice again.
Fortunately, Weiwei, who was also dragged to the real world like Hu Wei, had a gold coin, and Hu Wei sold the gold coin to the pawnshop for 500 yuan, and finally took Weiwei to eat beef noodles, but as soon as they came out of the noodle restaurant, they were surrounded by the police.
In a police station in the capital, the suspect Hu Wei was locked up alone in an interrogation room, and opposite him, two policemen, one fat and one thin, sat like gods.
"What's the matter, aren't you ready to confess honestly?" the fat policeman squinted at Hu Wei. In his eyes, I'm afraid it's just to take Hu Wei as an ordinary homeless person, although he has never seen Hu Wei's clothes, but in this era, who else takes clothes too seriously, everyone compares the chair under the butt and the flowers on the shoulders, if you don't have these two things, it doesn't matter, Dad has it, this is an era of the whole people fighting for the dad, if the dad is good, then everyone is good.
I'll give you a name.
Hu Youdu had already scolded the two policemen seventeen times in his heart. The official is not big, and he is quite good at pretending, in front of him, it is a singing red face and a white face. Hu Wei bet, don't say that his gold coin is really not a cultural relic, even if it is a cultural relic, if these two boys ask something, they will definitely dig it themselves.
Of course, it can't be said that all the policemen are like this, it can only be said that Hu Wei's luck was bad and he met such two masters.
Of course, it's bad luck, otherwise there is nothing wrong with so many people selling white powder, Hu Wei sold a gold coin and entered the game, this is not bad luck, and what is it.
Hu Wei shook his head helplessly and said, "Two chiefs, how many times have I said it, this gold coin is really my ancestor." ”
said that he made it himself, I'm afraid I would have to scare these two boys to death. Hu Wei can only insist that this is the case. It's been almost two hours since I came in, and I don't know what's going on with Weiwei, Hu Wei is really worried about Weiwei. Although Weiwei is smart, after all, it's the first time I've come here, and I don't know much about it.
"Ancestor?" The thin policeman snorted: "It's not that I look down on you, just like you are so virtuous, you can also produce a master of gold coins in the family? Don't bend around here with Lao Tzu, quickly give me an honest explanation, explain it early and go out early, if you refuse to confess, let us find out, then the consequences are not something you can imagine." ”
It's really enough to see that people are low, and the young master will pull gold coins in a big cart, and you don't know where to eat. Just turn your words, have the ability to go to Lao Tzu's immortal bird army and say it, see if they don't eat you raw!
Hu Wei glanced at the thin policeman coldly, and didn't bother to speak. Talking to such a person is not only detrimental to one's own intelligence, but also a waste of one's life.
"Brother, this kid has a very hard mouth, why don't we change his tactics. The fat policeman wiped his sweat and whispered to the skinny policeman. Anyone with a little common sense knows that whenever a coin is unearthed, the amount is very large, and no stingy nobleman only puts a gold coin in his burial. They had carefully checked the information before, and there was no similar gold coin in the world's gold coin distribution map, in other words, the gold coin was not a publicly issued gold coin, it was very likely to be an ancient coin.
Ancient coins, found to be confiscated, not disclosed, that is, ownerless. The fat and thin policeman had a very active brain, and immediately thought of the benefits of this. As long as you set out the provenance of the gold coin and dig with a hoe, isn't it better than being a little policeman for a lifetime?
The thin policeman listened to the fat policeman's words and nodded thoughtfully. He has already seen that this kid Hu Wei is an oily man, and the water can't be poured into the fire and can't be baked, no matter how you scare him, he doesn't take you seriously. It seems that if you want to ask something, you have to use some means. ...,
"Fat man, after asking for so long, this little brother is also thirsty, go and pour a pot of water. The skinny policeman gave the fat policeman a look and said.
Pouring tea regardless of the cup or pot, just now he was treated like a sinner, this will change his mouth and become a little brother.
What kind of person is Hu Wei, as soon as he hears this, he knows that there is a problem. Although it has only been a day since he returned to the real world, don't forget that Hu Wei has lived here since he was twenty years old, and he still doesn't know what is going on in this public house.
I remember that before I went to the mirror world, I had heard of things like 'hide and seek', and this time I couldn't get it right, and I was afraid that I would have to 'drink boiling water'.
It's obviously not the first time the fat man has done such a thing, that's when he hears the sound of the piano and knows the elegance, knowing that the thin man can't help it, this is going to make a ruthless move.
The fat cop entered the bureau a little later than the thin policeman, but it has been three years. He has been partnering with the thin policeman since he was transferred to this bureau, and in the past three years, the fat policeman has seen the skinny policeman use the trick of drinking boiling water seven times, and none of them have failed. These pennies for a cup of boiled water are inconspicuous, and this has to be drunk cup by piece, even a man with iron can't hold a few glasses.
A lot, and the fat cop is back. Hu Wei now understands what a pot means. This dead fat man actually brought in a large bucket of pure water. He's got a big pot.
"You're welcome, I'm not thirsty. Hu Wei said before the thin policeman spoke. It's not okay to do this, you have to think of a way quickly, otherwise you will really be played to death by these two guys today.
The thin policeman smiled: "How can you not be thirsty, you have been sitting for so old for a long time, come on, you're welcome." I'll pour it for you with my own hands. ”
A large teapot full of water was taken to Hu Wei by the thin policeman, because it was too full, and a lot of it was spilled along the way.
The thin policeman had already put away his smile and sneered at Hu You: "I see that you are also a smart person, so you naturally know that there are several roads in front of you now." Whether you drink this water or not, it's up to you to decide. ”
Hu Wei was in his heart at this time, and he was really making a difficult decision. The greed in the eyes of the fat and thin policeman, Hu Wei saw it very clearly. He knew very well in his heart that these two guys had already made up their minds in their hearts to get a vote from him, and if they failed to achieve their goal, they would definitely not be reconciled.
The thin policeman is not wrong, and now there are really only two ways to put Hu on the face of worry. One is to grind with these two guys like this, and the other is to put down these two guys and leave here with Weiwei first.
These two roads, in front of Hu Wei, are not too easy to walk. These two policemen are oilers, and it is not so easy to lie to them by saying a random place. Besides, even if they can deceive them temporarily, they will definitely not let themselves go so lightly and leave slightly, and when they can't find the gold coins back, they will definitely not let him go.
And put down these two policemen, Hu Wei asked himself, even if he has no mental strength, he can still do it. More than 10 years of battlefield life have not only improved mental strength.
But what about when you bring them down?
Hu Wei had to think about the problem after this. This is a slap in the face to violence, but now that it is the Olympic period, the security of the capital has reached the point where all the trees are soldiers, if you dare to do this, it will be directly solved as a terrorist organization. When the time comes, your life will be lost.
Hu Wei thought about it again and again in his heart, and neither of the two plans worked. His eyes were rolling and turning, and finally landed on the bucket of water carried in by the fat policeman, aren't they going to play tricks, okay, then let's have fun and see who can play whom.
A smile appeared at the corner of Hu Wei's mouth, and he said to the thin policeman: "I wasn't very thirsty just now, I will see water here, and I'm really thirsty." ”
Seeing that Hu Wei took the water, the two policemen showed smug smiles. They had even foreseen Hu Wei kneeling and begging for mercy.
The golden coins, it won't be long before they can be placed in front of them.
Hmph, if you want to fight with the uncle, you don't look at what's behind the uncle.
There is a tacit understanding, Hu Wei drinks water, the fat policeman pours water, and the thin policeman watches from the side.
As he drank the water cup by day, the expression on Hu You's face became more and more painful. The thin policeman had calculated the time to beg for mercy many times in his heart, but he miscalculated many times. Hu Wei didn't beg for mercy, he was still drinking cup after cup. His belly is like the sea, and as much water as he wants, he can pour it down. ...,
The policeman in charge of pouring the water was a little sweaty on his head, it was not the first time he had done such a thing, how many ruthless people had been before, and he had already climbed down by this time, and the person in front of him, the expression on his face was obviously very painful, but he was still pouring water into his stomach cup by cup.
If this continues, will something happen?
The fat policeman is getting more and more scared in his heart, the police station is very big, he is just a small soldier, although the thin policeman is an official, he is also a small official, and he will definitely not be able to cover the sky with one hand. Once something happened, he, the person who carried the water and poured the water, was afraid that he would carry the black pot.
Hu Wei was still drinking water, and the expression on his face was somewhat of a drama. I drank a lot of water, but Hu Wei could still hold on.
Hu Wei is from the background of the mixed rivers and lakes, and there are always many small ways that ordinary people don't understand. If a Jianghu person goes to a banquet, he can steal half of the dishes on that table without anyone checking and deciding, and ordinary people only eat one meal, and he can eat enough for three days when he goes back.
It's the same with this drinking water, Hu Wei seems to have drunk a lot of water, in fact, he only drank a little, most of the water was secretly poured into his sleeve, and his methods were not even noticed by the fat policeman beside him.
Hu Wei watched the movements of the two policemen while drinking water, he was waiting for an opportunity, he only needed one move to control the enemy, and if he couldn't win in one move, it would be difficult to win.
Finally, Hu Wei waited for an opportunity. The door of the interrogation room was gently pushed open, and the head of a female policeman appeared in Hu Wei's sight.
"Wow, flutter!"
The water in Hu Wei's mouth spurted out like a fountain, and there was still a little blood in the water, which he secretly bit his tongue.
The female policeman who pushed the door in was surnamed Hua, named Hua Runan, don't look at her as a girl less than twenty-five, but she is already an inspector carrying flowers on her shoulders.
Hua Runan had already felt that there was a problem with the fat and thin policeman and that he was the bad guy in the team. But because no evidence has been found, no action has been taken.
Today, Hua Runan came back from outside, and just saw the fat policeman carrying a bucket of water to the interrogation room, so he fell in love. She secretly hid in the distance, counting the time. It would take time before she pushed the door in.
Before Hua Runan pushed the door, she had already thought of a few plans in her heart, but she never thought that as soon as she came in, she was sprayed with water.
Hua Runan wore a white men's shirt today, and after a period of mist, you can clearly see the blood-colored marks on the shirt. Her face suddenly turned unsightly.
When the fat and thin policeman saw this scene, his face was even more ugly. They knew they were going to die.
He's the most relaxed person. After spraying water, he fell down very easily, and said with his actions that he was completely unaware of the affairs of external electricity.
Has Hu Wei already fainted?
Of course not, he was sober. Even though he was lying down, he could clearly know what was going on around him.
The fat and thin policeman poured water and drank until he vomited blood, and he was exposed. The whole police station is called a big earthquake, but now is an extraordinary time, nothing is a small matter, it is said that even the police chief was alarmed.
Naturally, these have nothing to do with Hu Wei, he is now in the ambulance and is on his way to the hospital. In addition to Hu Wei in the ambulance, there was also a girl sitting with her, who was not Weiwei, but a man.
The smell of disinfectant water was very strong, and Hu Wei felt that his nose was a little uncomfortable, so he couldn't help but reach out and dig a few times.
"Are you awake?" a cold voice sounded in Hu Wei's ears.
Hu Wei had already woken up, but he didn't open his eyes. He always knew that there were people around him, and he just didn't want to pay attention to her. Patients, there is always a certain amount of power. For example, when he doesn't want to answer some questions, he can faint at any time.
"Are you?" Hu Wei opened his eyes and observed the police flower in his eyes. The little girl is quite beautiful, but it is a little darker, if it can be whiter, it would be good.
"My name is Hua Runan, a first-class inspector. Hua Runan said to Hu Wei. Just now, when Hu Wei "fainted", she had been observing Hu Wei from the side. I don't know if it's an illusion, but she faintly feels that Hu Wei seems to be different from ordinary people. What was different, she couldn't say.
"Hua Runan, there must be no boys in your family, your father wants a boy, so he gave you this name, right?" Hu Wei said with a smile. ...,
"Don't give me a flamboyant tongue!" Hua Runan's eyes widened and he snorted.
"Oh, I'm sorry to forget that you're an inspector. Hu Wei scratched his head, revealing a scared face.
Is it like a man?
Hu Wei was pretending to faint just now when he heard Hua Runan's call. I didn't know who it was on the other end of the phone, and he said to Hua Runan in a very strict tone that this matter must be settled, and it must not be expanded, let alone let the media know.
Hu Wei heard the call, and then analyzed the current situation, he knew that he was in a favorable position. If you have the opportunity, you would be stupid not to take advantage of it.
Hua Runan didn't know that Hu Wei had eavesdropped on her phone, which would be fearless to get a bargain from her. Seeing that Hu Wei was not easy to deal with, she was ready to use some official authority to shock Hu Wei.
Hua Runan can have today's status, although it is inseparable from her family, but more because of her ability. This is the capital, and people who don't have the ability can't mix well here.
"Your name is Hu Wei?" Hua Runan opened the notepad, the records on it, she had read it before, even if she didn't need to read it, she could only remember to write things on it. Turning it over, it's just a form of shì, so as to put pressure on the other party, and it is best to calm the other party.
Hu Wei smiled secretly in his heart, with such a little means as you, you want to play with me, is it too tender?
Hu Wei replied: "Report to the chief, my name is Hu Wei." Well, there's a record of your last name, right?"
"I'll see it myself. Hua Runan replied. She's not the kind of rigid policeman who can't see with her eyes, and she doesn't need to ask the same questions.
If the flower is like a man, there is no problem. But when it comes to Hu Wei, then something goes wrong.
Hu Wei's whole face turned red suddenly, and he said with a sigh: "Do you have to see it yourself, can I sue you?"
Hua Runan didn't notice Hu Wei's expression, and said, "I have eyes, so I don't need you to answer." ”
"Oh well. Hu Wei lifted the thin quilt on his body aggrievedly, and then began to untie his pants.
"What are you doing?" Hua Runan was startled by Hu Yu's movements. She's a big girl who hasn't married yet!
"Didn't you say you wanted to see my gender yourself?" Hu Weiqiang couldn't help laughing.
"You ......" Hua Runan almost fainted from Hu Wei. She can see it now, Hu Wei is deliberately making trouble for her.
"Looks like there's nothing wrong with your stomach. Hua Runan is a smart girl, and she knows what Hu Wei has in mind. She was ready to break Hu Wei's reliance first.
Hu Wei snorted: "If there is anything wrong, the doctor has to decide." Maybe the reporter will have to take a look. ”
Want to come hard?
I'm afraid you won't dare, poke this thing out, your problem is bigger than mine!
If the law doesn't matter, Hua Runan has to smoke a few big mouths.
Hua Runan is not a good-tempered person, but this will, her fire is so suppressed that she can't make it. As I have already said, this matter has to be covered tightly, if there is a little wind leaking out, no one in the whole situation will have a good life.
Hua Runan took a deep breath and said calmly: "I know what you are thinking in your heart, although it is the fault of those two policemen who poured you water, but flies don't bite seamless eggs, and you are not a good thing in yourself." ”
Hu Wei smiled: "I said that I always feel buzzing in my ears, it turns out that there is a fly chirping." It's still a pretty fly. ”
Don't be angry, don't be angry,
Hua Runan kept reminding himself in his heart that he didn't fly up his beautiful legs and kicked Hu Wei out.
"Say what you want. Hua Runan directly pierced this layer of window paper. She was really in no mood to play tricks with Hu Wei.
Hu Wei said: "This female police officer, I'm afraid you are mistaken." I don't want anything to do, I just want a notarized statement. I want to ask the people of the whole country, what am I!"
"Don't go too far. Hua Ru's face turned pale with male anger, and he lowered his voice and said: "There is a saying, it is called to accept it when you see it." There are some things that can be solved by normal means, which is good for everyone. Otherwise, well, think for yourself. ”
Dare to play with the girl, I can't scare you to death.
Hu Wei also understands that what Hua Runan said is unspeakable. What does that saying goes, if you have too much money, be careful and don't spend it, and if you want too much, be careful and don't use it...,
Hu Wei asked: "Then according to my sister's opinion, how should I meet and say goodbye?"
With one more friend and multiple roads, Hu Wei lightly drew Hua Ru Nan's language into his camp.
Hua Runan wanted to scold Hu Wei and admit his relatives, but the words came to his lips and retracted. Leave these little things alone and get this done first.
Thinking about it, Hua Ru is angry, and this matter has nothing to do with her, but it will be the good head. Alas, it's all an uncle's business, and I can't ignore it.
Hua Runan said: "You can put forward some conditions that are not too excessive, we will help you do it, and then you will leave." ”
"When nothing happened, right? Hu Wei smiled and took Hua Runan's words. What is this called, there is a saying that big things are turned into small things, and small things are turned into small things.
Hua Runan didn't speak, but she acquiesced to this with her eyes. Now she only hopes that Hu Wei is a person who understands, so that life will be better this day.
Hu Wei also knew that the handle of the knife was in someone's hand, and he could ask for something, but he definitely couldn't anger others. In fact, it was difficult to settle the matter, and he was already very satisfied. He is not an idler, four years have passed in a flash, and there are many things waiting for him to do.
"I don't have many conditions. Three. Hu Wei stretched out three fingers.
"Well, of course you have to let me go. ”
"Article 2. Hua Runan said coldly. This is not a condition, this hot potato, it is good for everyone to send it away early.
"The second one is not difficult, and I was arrested by you for no reason, and there is a girl named Weiwei. She's going to have to let go, too. Hu Wei said affirmatively. I hope Weiwei wasn't scared by them.
Hua Runan nodded and said, "You can say the third one." ”
As for that slight matter, Hua Runan had also understood it before. She doesn't have any problems, she can put Hu Wei away, and of course she can put it.
"This third one, more or less, is going to trouble you. Hu Wei glanced at Hua Runan and continued: "Weiwei and I have lived in the mountains since we were children, and we don't know much about the things in the city. In our place, we don't need ID cards, but when we go outside, we know that no matter what we do, we have to have ID cards. So, I'd like to ask you to help me and Weiwei get a permit. ”
Hua Runan hesitated for a moment and said, "This ...... Well, I'll promise you all three o'clock, can you go now?"
Hu Wei smiled sweetly: "Hua Ru male police officer, I don't seem to be a three-year-old child anymore, right?"
You're better than a seventy or eighty-year-old man!
"Brother Hu Wei, are you okay. He threw himself into Hu Wei's arms. What happened before, saying that she was not afraid, it was a lie, and she was able to endure it without crying because she believed that Hu Wei must have a way to solve the problem. Hu Wei really didn't disappoint her, he once again proved that he was a god-like being, and nothing could be difficult for him.
The cult of personality kills people!
"Of course I'm fine, what can I do. Hu Wei laughed. Seeing that Weiwei was fine, he was relieved.
"But I've heard, I've heard that ......" hesitated slightly, not knowing whether to say it or not.
Hu Wei naturally knew what Wei Wei wanted to say, shook his head and said, "Don't worry, it's already over." By the way, I have something for you. ”
Hu Wei took out two brand-new ID cards from his pocket, gave one of them to Weiwei, and said, "This is your ID, this game is used in many places in this world, you put it away, don't lose it." ”
"Oh. Weiwei took the ID card, and she didn't feel strange that there was a picture of her on the ID card. This is like a problem, Hu Wei has taught her, but the three words in the name column on the ID card made her slightly surprised.
"Hu Weiwei?"
"Well, Hu Weiwei, you will have my surname in the future, is it okay?" Hu Wei paid attention to Weiwei's eyes. Weiwei has his own surname, but that surname is not available here, in order to avoid trouble in the future, Hu Wei asked Hua Runan to let Weiwei also have the surname Hu when he applied for an ID card.
"Great, Hu Weiwei, this name is so good. Said slightly happily.
"If you like it, if you like. Hu Wei secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Just now, he saw real happiness in his slight eyes, and it was not pretended.
With the start of the Olympic Games, the streets of the capital are so lively day and night. But that's someone else's excitement, not a worry.
After a long search, Hu Wei finally reluctantly confirmed a thing. He could not find a place to stay in the capital. It is said that any place where people can live here has been booked a year ago. If it's just by himself, Hu Wei can sleep in any bridge hole. If it's a little bit, then it's not going to work.
"Brother Hu Wei, I really didn't count. We just found a place to sleep for the night, and it was no problem. Seeing that Hu Wei was so hard to find, I couldn't help but feel distressed.
"How can that be, you're a girl. Rest assured, we'll find a place to stay. ”
Suddenly, a person affected Hu Wei's mind, and Hu Wei clapped his hands and said:
"yes, why didn't I think of that!"
Hua Runan, who had just gotten off work, shivered at the same time, looked up at the sky, and said strangely: "It's not windy, how can it be cold?"
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