Chapter 344 Dumping the Pot and Dumping the Car (Asking for Points to Push and Receive Rewards)
Of course, this bang is not the one in that legend.
This bang is just an ordinary mortal.
This bangs are from Liujia Village, Liyutang.
This bang is a person who makes a living by chopping wood and selling it.
A person who makes a living by cutting wood and selling it is a woodcutter.
So this bangs go to the mountains to chop wood, and the same bangs chop wood.
If it is fake, it will be replaced.
This bangs are a talent, but their parents have not had them since they were children, and the clansmen of bangs' family are also scarce. Therefore, the lonely bangs grew up by eating hundreds of meals. The so-called Baijia Rice in the Sichuan dialect refers to the newborn child, who often eats at the homes of friends and neighbors, and eats a lot of food, so it is called "Baijia Rice". However, the carp pond is in Hunan. The so-called 100 family meals can generally refer to the diet with a large number of people and a complete category. Some people also take advantage of this righteousness to hold some activities to unite people's hearts. But bangs are lonely, obviously not like this. It is said that one of the folk customs in our country is the hundred family rice. Perhaps eating is the foundation of human survival, and the folk custom of protecting the growth of babies is not only to wear a hundred family clothes, but also to give children the habit of eating a hundred family meals. For those who dot on their children, on the first day of the first lunar month, the grandfather holds his grandson who is less than one year old, pretends to be a beggar, holds a broken bowl, and begs along the street. It is advisable to have 100 families begging for food. They braised steamed buns, vegetables, and rice together, cooked them into porridge, and let the children eat them. It is said that in this way, the child will be protected by the hundred families and will be protected from disaster. After eating 100 family meals, the child's grandmother steamed 100 copper coin-sized wheat bread and carried it in a basket. Walk along the village or the streets, and whenever you meet a child, give him a small bun. The 100 buns were given to 100 children. After the bun is finished, the disaster will be chewed by others, and your child will be safe and healthy and grow up. This is commonly known as "chewing disaster". This habit has a certain degree of extensiveness among the people, regardless of whether they know it or not, people will generously help their grandchildren who meet their grandchildren who ask for food, and those who meet the old people who make bread. People are happy to take it, too. This statement obviously has nothing to do with bangs.
The so-called 100 family rice also refers to. Begging, eating a hundred meals, meaning, beggar. Beggars.
This bangs was lonely when I was a child. It is also understandable to eat 100 family meals.
Wait for this bangs to grow.
This bangs is to say goodbye to the lifestyle of eating 100 family meals.
Because. This bangs are ambitious.
When I was a child, I ate 100 family meals, and that was the way to live with this bangs.
Because this bangs' family is poor, there is definitely no capital to do business. So this bangs had to chop firewood and sell it for a living.
Thus. The show of bangs chopping is staged almost every day in the carp pond
This bangs like to sing when chopping.
This favorite lyrics sung when bangs chop wood are like this, "The poor are poor, the poor are bitter, the poor show their white buttocks, if you ask the poor which is the most bitter, being alone is the loneliest." ”
It is said that the song of this bangs is still good, if it is today, it is just a matter of sprinkling water to become a singer with Liu Hai's singing voice. Sprinkle water is a piece of cake.
Therefore, this bangs with the song "The poor are poor, the poor are bitter, the poor show their white buttocks, if you ask the poor which is the most bitter, and being alone is the loneliest", there are also many little daughters-in-law flirting with bangs.
Even, legend has it that this bangs once entered the bedroom of so-and-so's daughter-in-law with his singing voice.
However, the facts cannot be verified.
After all, that's what happened in the middle of the night.
In this way, the popularity of this bang is still good, and it seems that this bang is still the appearance of a romantic character.
Is there a big girl who is willing to be the wife of bangs?
No.
Why?
Because this bangs are just poor and nothing, what is even more important is that this bangs are not an expert in work.
As the old saying goes, "marry a man and marry a man to dress and eat".
Therefore, it is not completely someone else's fault that this bangs can't marry a wife.
I don't know if it's because this bangs grew up eating hundreds of meals, some malnutrition, or for other reasons, this bangs have very little strength.
Therefore, this bangs can only chop a small load every day, and because this bangs have little strength, the firewood bundle of this bangs is not tightly tied.
The bundle of firewood with this bang is loosely tied, so when using a firewood gun (a firewood picker made of wooden sticks or bamboo sticks with sharp ends at both ends) to pick up two bundles of firewood, this bangs must hold the bundle of firewood at both ends of the spear with both hands, so that the bundle of firewood at both ends of the spear will not slip off the top of the spear.
This bangs also heard the rumors that there was a peerless beauty in Liyutang Town, and when this bangs heard about the rumors of a peerless beauty in Liyutang Town, it was this bangs who carried a bundle of firewood on the way to Liyutang Town to sell firewood.
I heard the rumor that there is a peerless beauty in Liyutang Town, and this bangs is also like flying.
The attraction of beautiful women is really great!
When I arrived in Liyutang Town, this bangs also saw Zhao Feiyan who was watched by a lot of people.
It's just that this bangs are really a little far away from Zhao Feiyan, and I can't see Zhao Feiyan's clear appearance clearly.
This bangs plan to put down the bundle of firewood to be sold first, and then go to see it.
The old customer of this bangs firewood seller is a woman named.
In the history of our country, there is an allusion called "." "The story comes from the story of Xu Zhaopei, the concubine of Emperor Liang Yuan of the Southern Dynasty. Xu Zhaopei was indeed a glamorous beauty when she was young, but she has never been able to resist the fact that the years are urging people to grow old. Therefore, later generations used "" to describe middle-aged women, and the charm still exists. According to the "History of the South", she was the granddaughter of the former Taiwei of Qi and the daughter of Xu Kun, a general of the Liang Dynasty. Now it can be analyzed that she has severe sexual distress, is dissatisfied with her married life and sex life, and she is proud of her noble background. dared to vent his sexual anguish by mocking the emperor. Xiao Yi has one eye and is a "one-eyed dragon", so she only dresses half of her face in front of the emperor, called "half face makeup", her reason is that she can only see half of her eyes in one eye. She was a heavy drinker, often drunk, and vomited on the emperor's dragon robe. Xiao Yi couldn't bear her, so he began to alienate her and empathize with the other three palaces and six courtyards. When she was alone in the empty room, she looked for a lover. first got acquainted with Zhiyuan, a merry Taoist priest in Yaoguang Temple in Jingzhou, and later got acquainted with Ji Jiang, a beautiful man in the upper court. By this time she was a middle-aged woman. So this lover said: "Although the Bai Zhi dog is old, he can still hunt, Xiao Liyang Ma is still old, and the are still affectionate", this is the classic of "". Afterward. Xu Zhaopei invited a poet named He Hui at that time. Go on a date at a nunnery. Sing and harmonize on the "White Horn Pillow". Of course, these behaviors were not tolerated by the emperor, and in the end, Xiao Yi made up his mind, under the pretext that the death of another favorite concubine was secretly poisoned by Concubine Xu out of jealousy. Forcing her to commit suicide, she had no choice but to throw herself into a well. Xiao Yiyu still hated her, and fished up her body and returned it to her parents' house, claiming that she was a "wife". This is how Concubine Xu's romantic career ended in tragedy.
"" refer to women who have reached middle age and are still charming.
The old customer of this bangs is a middle-aged woman who still has charm.
This old customer of bangs,, is said to have been a beauty with a lot of miles and towns when she was young.
The old customer of this bangs,, is because the firewood of the bangs is basically sold to her, so there is a legend that the bangs have a leg with her.
However, this old customer of bangs did not deny it. Because the husband of this old customer of bangs is a very afraid of his wife.
The business of this old customer of bangs is to sell oil baba.
Therefore, next to the main road in Liyutang Town is the oil baba stall of the old customer with bangs.
When Liu Hai was about to put down the bundle of firewood, he saw that there was an oil pot with boiling oil in the' oil poop stall, but the were nowhere to be seen.
It seems that are also watching the excitement.
Just as Liu Hai walked into the inside of the's oil poop stall, a young man who looked personable walking in front of Liu Hai suddenly stopped moving forward.
This personable-looking young man is none other than Emperor Wen of Han, the son of the dynasty.
It turned out that with the departure of some people, a road that could be passed finally appeared in front of Zhao Feiyan.
Therefore, people in the direction of Zhao Feiyan's progress can easily see Zhao Feiyan's face.
When Emperor Wen of Han saw Zhao Feiyan, he was like an electric shock.
Then, when Emperor Wen of Han was stunned.
Naturally, when Emperor Wen of Han, the son of heaven, stopped his progress.
When Emperor Wen of Han saw Zhao Feiyan, it was like an electric shock, just a small thing.
Then, when Emperor Wen of Han was stunned, it was normal.
Naturally, when Emperor Wen of Han, the son of heaven, stopped moving forward, there was nothing.
However, when Emperor Wen of Han, the son of heaven, stopped moving forward, Liu Hai had intimate contact with Emperor Wen of Han, the son of heaven.
Liu Hailian brought firewood and had intimate contact with Emperor Wen of Han, the son of the dynasty, and it was not unusual.
It's just that after Liu Hai had intimate contact with Emperor Wen of Han, the son of heaven, Liu Hai also wanted to look up to see what happened.
As a result, Liu Hai saw Zhao Feiyan, and Liu Hai was also stunned after seeing Zhao Feiyan.
After seeing Zhao Feiyan, Liu Hai was also stunned, and it was not a big deal.
It's just that after Liu Hai was stunned, Liu Hai's hand holding the two bundles of firewood unconsciously let go.
As a result, the two bundles of firewood at both ends of the spear on the shoulder of the bangs slipped down.
It is also a small thing that bangs' hands that hold two bundles of firewood unconsciously loosen up.
The two bundles of firewood at each end of the spear on the shoulder of the bangs slipped down and there was nothing.
It's just that one of the bundles that slipped from the bangs fell in the wrong direction.
Why?
With a "clang", a bundle of firewood that slipped from the top of the firewood bundle of bangs suddenly knocked over the oil pan with boiling oil in the and dumped it.
Suddenly, the oil from the oil pan with boiling oil in the splashed.
There was a carriage parked near the' oil baba stall, and the carriage was also empty, and it was estimated that the people on the carriage also went over to watch the excitement.
From the oil pan with boiling oil in the, a lot of boiling oil splashed directly on the horses of the carriage near the's oil baba stall.
It feels very uncomfortable to be doused with boiling oil.
The horses of the carriage near the's oil baba stall were in pain, so they galloped away until the carriage near the' oil baba stall toppled over, and the horses of the carriage near the' oil baba stall couldn't run, and the horses of the carriage near the's oil baba stall stopped galloping.
Look, because of Zhao Feiyan, not only did the oil pot with boiling oil in overturn and dumped, but also the horses in the carriage near' oil baba stall couldn't eat it...... It's a wild run...... Until the carriage near the' oil baba stall was dumped earlier...... The horses in the carriage near the' oil baba stall couldn't run...... The horses in the carriage near the' oil baba stall stopped galloping.
Dump the pot and dump the car. (To be continued......)