Chapter 9 On the importance of putting paper in the toilet

The card was also drawn, and the task reward was also received, and Yi Ersan had no reason to continue to stay in the system space, so he chose to quit as soon as possible, preparing to study the "Dragon Elephant Prajna Gong" he had just gotten.

The black shadow looked at the departing Yi Ersan, and then remembered that he forgot to ask the other party why he said that he didn't draw cards, and why he suddenly drew cards.

"Forget it, ask next time!" the shadow muttered to himself as he shifted his attention to a blank decree, "I gave him a loophole in the mission last time, and I have to think about it this time, I must not let him take advantage of the loophole in the text." ”

Soon, a decree of [Kill Your Enemy] was prepared by the Black Shadow, just waiting for the next time Yi Ersan entered the system space again to collect it.

The black shadow is looking forward to it, what is his expression when Yi Ersan sees such a holy decree, and he also expects the other party to indulge in the benefits obtained these few times, and chooses to receive this new task, so that his hands will really be stained with murderous blood! That is the real first step in the direction of the Demon King!

Yi Ersan exited the system, wanting to know how to use the Dragon Elephant Prajna Gong, and a scroll immediately appeared in the void in front of him, ten golden dragons soared in the sky, and ten colossias roared in the ground.

If you look closely, all the pictures of this scroll are in a person's body, and this picture is a picture made up of links to acupoints, and there are numbers on each acupoint, 1, 2, 3, 4......

Yi Ersan quickly understood that this number was the line on which the true qi runs, starting with the dantian with the number zero, and then urging the true qi to one, but after two to three, then to four, and all the way forward...... Finally, return to the position where the dantian is zero.

Becoming strong is almost everyone's dream.,As a child, both kidneys have been broken.,Rely on his father's transplanted kidney to live on the first two of the three.,Never been able to do particularly strenuous exercise.。

The word strong can be said to be in a state parallel to him, and there will never be a day when it intersects.

However, since he was a child, Yi Ersan has traveled with his father since he was a child, and he has even become stronger.

Once, when Yi Ersan couldn't sleep, he would also think about when he had the opportunity to get a chance to become stronger, and he would definitely work hard, and then what would happen......

Now, there really is such an opportunity.

Yi Ersan naturally would not let go of this opportunity, and sat cross-legged at the moment, sensing the true qi in his body, pushing it to walk according to the route.

The first urging, Yi Ersan found that this true qi was more than he imagined, although Cui couldn't be said to be as simple as using his arms, but he really didn't waste much effort, he knew that this was because after completing the task, the system directly sent a level of dragon elephant like a gong, if it started from level zero, I am afraid that it would take a few days to practice.

A phone ringing interrupted Yi Ersan's speculation, and the name of his classmate Yan Wanxi was displayed on the screen.

"Six gods, why didn't you go online on time when the time came? Boss Song is waiting to glorify the king. ”

On the other side of the phone was Yan Wanxi's anxious urging, the boss Song in his mouth was Song Dongyang, the secretary of the second generation of the rich League in the same class, and Song Dongyang, who ranked third in the grade examination all year round, was nicknamed the third thousand-year-old man.

Song Dongyang likes to be the first in everything, studying, sports, and even playing! Before entering high school, he never knew what the second was, but since he met Zuo and Du Yange, he has always ranked second in terms of test results, whether it is class results or grade results.

Glory of Kings is also the first master of the king in a single row in the class, but later after Yi Ersan came into contact with this game, Song Dongyang knew that he might be the second.

Therefore, Song Dongyang wanted to rush to the fifty-star glory king first before the end of the holiday, but his own strength was not enough, and the only way was to find foreign aid.

Yan Wanxi knew that although Yi Ersan played well in the glory of kings, he never did anything without money, so under his thread, Song Dongyang provided a fee, and Yi Ersan took out Han Xin, Li Bai, and Luna to drive the rhythm and provide paid services.

As for Yan Wanxi...... You can score points together with a ride that doesn't cost money.

"I'm not free today, let Boss Song play again tomorrow. ”

Yi Ersan was busy studying the dragon elephant Prajna Gong obtained from the Great Demon King system, and directly released Song Dongyang's pigeon.

Yan Wanxi, who was on the other end of the phone, suspected that he had misheard, did the sun come out in the west? The sixth master, who was known as the gold-swallowing beast, actually had no money to make? Did his brain burn out?

"Harm others and benefit yourself, get 30 demon king points. ”

The system's prompt sounded, and Yi Ersan shook his head and sneered, is this okay?

If that's the case? Yi Er held his chin with three hands and fell into contemplation, then if he deliberately broke the rhythm when he beat the king, he would cause Boss Song to lose his stars...... Is it possible to get more Demon King points?

For Song Dongyang, Yi Ersan does not have a good impression, this League secretary is smart, and he is a rich second generation, the starting line really wins over the vast majority of people, so he has become very unempathetic, Wang Gongzi of Qianda Group learns everything, and regards Wang Gongzi's words as a wise saying, what I make friends Anyway, I don't have money, everything is XXXX years, and there is still a stupid lack of people who have never gone abroad?

Yi Ersan doesn't like this kind of face that looks down on the working people, he himself knows very well that there are many working people in this world, they live very seriously and hard, and that kind of serious effort is worthy of admiration.

Yan Wanxi's phone call came again, interrupting Yi Ersan's thoughts.

"Six gods, six gods! Du Yange doesn't know when he will start playing this, if you don't go online, Boss Song may be surpassed tonight, and you also know Boss Song's temper ......"

"What's the matter with me? It's just a game, and this kind of ranking is so fiercely contested? Lao Tzu is not free tonight, so I'll play with him during the day tomorrow, that's all! Call again, and I won't play tomorrow!"

Yi Ersan put down the phone and found that this time the demon king value had skyrocketed by 60.

Obviously, this release of pigeons, the result may really cause Song Dongyang to be surpassed by Du Yange in the game, at this time he regretted a little bit that he had just said to death, otherwise Lao Yan would have made a few more calls, and he might have been able to knock eggs.

"It's a long time coming. "Yi Ersan put his attention back to the 'Dragon Elephant Prajna Gong', sat cross-legged and continued to practice, this practice was two hours, when Yi Ersan opened his eyes, he saw his father Yi Benshu coming back.

"The old man's chess skills are good, and he made a small profit of two hundred today. Yi Ben Shu entered the door to report his achievements, walked to the table, picked up the thermos cup containing 'wolfberry' and said, "Yo, soak wolfberry, I'm thirsty, I'll taste it first." ”

Yi Ersan raised his hand and wanted to call out to his father, first warn the other party, if this thing is drunk, he may soon have diarrhea and stay in the toilet for a while.

It's just that before Yi Ersan could stop, Yi Benshu had already drunk a glass of water with a heroic knock.

Yi Ersan silently gave a thumbs up, admiring Daddy for being very kind, he just drank two sips, and stayed in the toilet for ten minutes.

"Book from the Heavens......"

"What's the matter?

"The paper is in the closet, and there are ten more rolls. ”

"Why are you telling me this? Is there no paper in the toilet?"

"No, I'm just afraid you won't have enough tonight......"

"What's not enough? I've worked it out there...... Ouch...... I'll go to the toilet first......"

"Remember, there are still ten rolls of paper in the closet......"

"I don't need it!"

Half an hour later......

"Little Liuzi, where is the toilet paper? Also, where are the antidiarrheal drugs?"