Chapter 182: Shao Yong is reckless
Halfway up the Ice Thorn Mountain, Shao Yong stood in front of the nouveau riche's shop, and when he saw that no one came forward to save people, he suddenly said loudly: "What's the matter? Do you practice your voice? The screaming is really ugly, as if you have been raped, if you are raped, I wonder if Lu Dao will be called like this?"
In the space of 100,000 miles around the Ice Thorn Mountain, no one spoke, and Shao Yong suddenly came to such a sentence, which only made many immortals hear. Although they are far away, many immortals who have cultivated to be powerful have excellent hearing, and they can hear the slightest disturbance, not to mention that the nouveau riche shop is originally a place for many immortals to pay attention? Shao Yong's words were immediately like a hornet's nest, and many immortals began to make a verbal statement to Shao Yong, especially those immortals who hated the rich and had serious thoughts of hatred of the rich, and they liked to claim justice and preach to others, so they immediately began to scold Shao Yong.
In any case, the bow dome is for everyone to come out, for the gods and immortals to resolve the danger, and the injury suffered after flying out of the great array enchantment, this is a public injury, a sacrificial character, and a noble act.
In the eyes of everyone, Shao Yong is just mud, or a mud raised by the nouveau riche, with no character, no image, even if he looks okay, but he is too squeamish, and this image can't get into the eyes of the gods at all. Even if he worships a master by luck, even the master is not optimistic about Lu's apprentice, how good can it be? Just as the so-called dog can't spit out ivory from its mouth, it is really hateful to insult the hero in the eyes of the public immortals in such a way. If it weren't for the fact that the Ice Thorn Mountain Range didn't allow it, there would have been immortals who would have killed Shao Yong a long time ago.
Jin Guanglei in front of the nouveau riche said: "Brother Shao Yong, you shouldn't say that the bow is long, no matter what, the bow is also long for everyone's heroes." ”
Shao Yong said disdainfully: "What kind of hero? It's just a stupid bear! I'm not a general, I can only shoot stars with a bow, and what kind of big cloves of garlic can I fill it? If I had such a magic bow, I would just stand on the ground, pull and let go, without hurting tendons or bones, and easily shoot down the stars." A person who can only hold a bow and shoot stars, what he has to do is to hide behind other people's backs and release cold arrows, which is the way to survive. ”
A red-faced white-clothed young man walked over from the front of a nearby shop, pointed at Shao Yong very angrily, and scolded: "You bastard, mud, you don't have the ability to shoot stars with a bow, you will only talk nonsense here." ”
Yao Yao stepped forward and grabbed Shao Yong's hand and said, "Senior brother, don't say it again, this will cause public anger." ”
Shao Yong stretched out his hand and hugged Yao Yao in his arms, and said with a smile: "What kind of public anger? I still want to throw bombs in the public toilet and stir up people's dung." It's just that all the immortals here, all of them use the fairy family's hair toilets, and they can't find bombs, and some of them are the world-destroying god thunder that the immortal emperor detonated. The Immortal Emperor threw eight world-destroying divine thunders and exploded one of them; and there were also seven world-destroying divine thunders that I don't know where the Dao fell? I wonder what day the Dao wouldn't have landed on the head of the Immortal Emperor? The immortal feces stirred up by the Divine Thunder were poisonous, sticking to death, and dying on the ground. However, I am an exception, because I am an upstart, the second upstart of the Ice Thorn Mountains, the second upstart of the Ice Domain, and the well-known second upstart of the Lingxiao Heavenly Court. The first nouveau riche collected defective weapons and waste pills, and I, the second nouveau riche, began to collect the immortal feces stirred up by the world-destroying divine thunder thrown by the Immortal Emperor. Gao Taiwei in the sky threw down the stupid bear who screamed like he had been raped, and I came to collect the immortal feces on him. ”
Gao Ming hugged his fists in the sky and said: "Shao Yong, although you talk crazy and talk nonsense, as long as you can save the bow and grow it, I won't blame you." ”
Shao Yong said: "You won't blame me, but I will blame you." It was you who forced my brother-in-law and sister away, and who will be responsible for the uncertain life and death of my brother-in-law and sister in the ice region? It was your princess who kindly invited my brother-in-law and sister to go to the Moon God Palace, what was the final result? Several princesses humiliated my brother-in-law and sister, and a half-demon baby girl could also speak out to humiliate my brother-in-law. What's going on?Is this the kind of hospitality that the princess of the Heavenly Court is all about?"
One of the princesses, dressed in a white palace dress, angrily rebuked: "Damn ants, who do you say is a half-demon? ”
Shao Yong looked at the pale-faced princess in white and said, "You are so good at me? What kind of princess is you putting up? You have the ability to save that stupid bear, shut up for me if you don't have the ability." The father of the baby girl in the Moon God Palace is the god of the road, the god of the road is a monkey, a monkey of the Gengjin God Monkey Clan, a child born of the combination of the blood of the monkey and the human immortals, if you are not a half-demon, are you a half-demon? You have teamed up to humiliate my brother-in-law and sister, and made my brother-in-law and sister shameless to stay in the Ice Thorn Mountain, and their hearts can be punished; because you have long known that as soon as my brother-in-law and sister leave the Ice Thorn Mountains, the Ice Thorn Mountains will be covered by thunderstorm clouds, and some demon clans may take the opportunity to attack the immortals who will meet in the Ice Thorn Mountains. In order to do it once and for all, the Immortal Emperor would throw a thunderbolt on the Ice Thorn Mountain Range, which was guarded by the Chaos Sky Lingluo Net, and completely leveled the ice domain, thus paving the way for the next development of the ice domain. It's just that my brother-in-law and sister left the Ice Thorn Mountain Range, how fast do they need to fly out of the killing range of the World Destroying God Thunder? According to the normal speed, it is impossible to fly out of the killing range of the World Destroying God Thunder. You are intent on putting my brother-in-law and sister to death. This is the face of your Lingxiao Heavenly Court Princess, so that the immortals of the heavens and all worlds can see, more vicious than snakes and scorpions. ”
Tongtong said angrily: "You damn ant, if you can't save the bow, I will kill you." ”
Shao Yong said disdainfully: "I save the bow and grow this stupid bear, not threatened by you, I am for the sake of the gods and immortals of the heavens and all worlds, and it is also what the immortals of the righteous path should do, and it has nothing to do with you at all." ”
Gao Ming waved his hand and threw the bow wrapped in white clouds into the sky, and fell in front of the nouveau riche store.
Shao Yong burst into crimson flames all over his body, carried the fire god divine skill, walked to the bow that was wrapped in white clouds and screamed and howled, and even kicked and kicked, kicking and kicking, and scolded: "Call you to be reckless, you were originally a stupid bear, and you insisted on being a hero, but you are still a stupid bear in the end." As soon as other people's chaotic nets come out, even the world-destroying god thunder can be taken down, what kind of things do you need to come forward? If you want to shoot stars, you can shoot them when you stand on the ground, and you will fly into the sky with auspicious clouds coaxingly, and finally you will have me, the second nouveau riche, to save you. Kick you a few more times, kick you a few more times, in order to be good to you and make you remember it for a long time. Where there is a princess, there is no need for us outsiders to meddle in the affairs of the Ice Thorn Mountains, and whoever meddles in the affairs of the Ice Thorn Mountains will be unlucky and may have to lose their lives. If I, the second nouveau riche, hadn't tried to save you, why would I have revealed my stunt in plain sight? Alright, healed you, get out of here. ”
The bow dome was wrapped in white clouds, and just when the pain was unbearable, he was kicked and kicked by Zou Yong, and after a few feet, the pain in his body became smaller and smaller, and the bloody wounds recovered quickly, and the spatial spiritual power contaminated with his body dissipated when he was kicked by Shao Yong. Gong Qiong knew that he was unclothed, and hurriedly sent out his spiritual power, condensing a purple-gold auspicious cloud around his body to wrap his body, and quickly took out his clothes from the storage ring and dressed neatly in the auspicious clouds, and then scattered the purple-gold auspicious clouds around him.
After the bow dome dispersed the purple-gold auspicious clouds around his body, he was wearing a purple-gold divine helmet and divine armor, and he also wore a purple-gold battle robe and cloak.
Gong Qiong knelt down to Shao Yong and bowed: "Thank you for saving your life, my Gong Qiong's life will be Engong's from now on." ”
Shao Yong extinguished the crimson flames all over his body, and said with a smile: "Stupid dog bear, hurry up, compare who is the most handsome between the two of us?"
Gong Qiong got up and hugged his fists and said, "Of course, Engong is the most handsome." ”
Shao Yong smiled: "It's a pity that I'm still not as handsome as my brother-in-law." You're not as handsome as me, but you're not bad. Seeing that you are quite pleasing to the eye, I will accept you as a little brother. In the future, the first-class beauties in heaven and on earth will be my brother-in-law's wife and concubine, the second-class beauties will be my wife and concubines, and the third-class beauties will be your wives and concubines. I'm not a big brother who treats my brothers badly, right?"
Gong Qiong hugged his fists and said: "Engong, none of the people of our Shengong family intermarry with foreigners. I can't marry another woman. ”
Shao Yong smiled: "It's really boring." I reluctantly accepted the third-class beauties in heaven and earth as wives and concubines. As for the other things that don't enter the stream, they are all fleeting, and my nouveau riche can't look down on them. ”
Yao Yao's vanity was extremely satisfied, stepped forward and grabbed Shao Yong's hand, and said with a smile: "Husband, you are so powerful, so many immortals in the Ice Thorn Mountain Range are helpless, you only need a few kicks and kicks to solve the problem." If you do it, won't you be omnipotent?"
Shao Yong smiled: "Really good, now you see how good I am? At this time, it is not too late to change your name to your husband." If you want to say that you can do anything, that's my brother-in-law, and I, the second nouveau riche, are just mud that I can't support in front of my brother-in-law. My brother-in-law is the real man, the real omnipotence. I'm just the stars following the moon and getting some light. ”
Gong Qiong hugged his fists and said, "Engong, you are too humble. As the so-called real person does not show his face, your mentality of playing the world is what your subordinates should learn. It's that I've forgotten the family motto when I walked out of the house, and in the ice field, survival is the most important thing. It was you who reminded me of the family motto, and Engong was like a parent to me, and his kindness was as great as heaven. ”
Shao Yong smiled: "It's good that you know the way." Look at the immortals of the heavens and all worlds, I have turned the great hero you respect in your hearts into a stupid bear, and I have taken him as my junior brother. If you have the ability, you can try it too, but you don't have to try it anymore. Because you can't save me, stupid little brother. In the future, I have a little brother who can shoot stars by my side, and if anyone dares to provoke me, I will ask my little brother to shoot you as a star. Whoever of you is, no matter who it is, if you are contaminated with the poison of the immortal feces stirred up by the world-destroying divine thunder that the Immortal Emperor detonated, come to me, and I will kick and kick you a few times, and I will save you. It's all remembered for me, I won't save people in vain. The first person I saved became my junior brother, and the people I saved in the future will become my junior brother. If she is a beautiful woman, she will be taken as a concubine, and if she is an ugly woman, she will be taken as a slave of hard labor. I remember that when you should come forward, you will come forward, and when you should not come forward, don't rob the princess of the Lingxiao Heavenly Court to open up the ice domain. It's a pity that my brother-in-law and sister are uncertain about their lives and deaths, and I laugh now, and I laugh so hard that my heart is not steady. It's just hateful, my cultivation supernatural powers are not strong enough, otherwise, I would have gone to my brother-in-law and sister a long time ago. At least you have to see people in life and corpses in death. ”
Yao Yao smiled and said: "Husband, what you said is a bit nonsense, the words of seeing people in this life and seeing corpses in death seem to be the words of someone's wife and daughter in order to find someone, and the concubines of the concubines don't say that, you say this, is it a bit too much?"
Shao Yong said unhappily: "This is not good, my two sisters and brother-in-law are together, isn't it reasonable for me, as a younger brother, to talk like this? In this ice region, just to live, love is simply a luxury. ”
Yao Yao smiled and said, "Husband, don't you love me?"
Shao Yong said: "You are the senior sister I have been pursuing, and when you call me husband, I will wait until the cucumbers and vegetables are cold." My love for you is like the water in the Huai River in front of my home, although it is not turbulent enough, it is endless. ”
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