Long Haoyang touched the pocket of his clothes and found that the key was forgotten in the school dormitory, but fortunately there was a spare key hidden under the floor tiles at the door of the house, he opened the courtyard door and rushed into the courtyard, first drinking a stomach of tap water like a whale sucking a cow from the tap tap.

There is no one at home, one of the two sisters is on the other side of the ocean and the other is in the capital, uncles and aunts are also busy with work and often travel on business, Long Haoyang and Long Yinyue are usually the two of them when they go home.

His bedroom is on the second floor and is shared with Long Yinyue, he entered the bedroom, turned on the computer, his uncle's family is not short of money, he and Long Yinyue each have a computer.

Therefore, when the two of them are at home, they will often play CS online, and under Long Haoyang's perverted jishu, every time he finishes abusing Long Yinyue, Long Yinyue is not looking for sadistic pleasure, in fact, it is because many times, only the two of them are at home, and he has to play with Long Haoyang......

Long Haoyang got on the battle platform and entered the group, the name of the group of vests is called the Gun God, and his name is the Gun God - Brother is the turtle brother who is afraid of.

The name is a turtle jishu but not a turtle, the group is full of masters, the old go to the newcomer, there has never been anyone who can single-handedly overturn him, because Long Haoyang has a talent that others don't know and he can't figure out, his feeling is particularly accurate, he can accurately find out where the opponent is hiding and then shoot, his usual gun is AK47, as long as the game is refreshed, the opponent is often killed by him through the wall before he reacts.

I'm often scolded for cheating.,In fact, it's too normal to open and hang in this game.,It seems like it's a dead end if you don't open it.,But he's never used a plug-in.。 As almost all the heroes in the group were killed by him in seconds, Long Haoyang gradually became famous in the group, after all, there are a lot of masters in the group, he chatted with people and said that he didn't need to plug in and others didn't believe it, in the second year of high school, the master of the same city in the group learned that the spear god turtle was in the local area, and came to challenge, and there were a few friends who played together, and the person and Long Haoyang bet on a face-to-face PK game, and bet that if he didn't cheat, he could win him, and asked Long Haoyang to go to the most luxurious bathing center in this small city to order the most beautiful girl Shuangfei.

Long Haoyang was terrified, not because he was afraid of losing, but because he was really a pure virgin, why did Shuangfei make him understand. Although I usually enjoy bed war literary films with the other three heroes in the dormitory, after all, theory and practice are completely different things, aren't they?

The ending is self-evident, the buddy who was abused and killed on the spot couldn't raise his head, but in his heart he admired the five-body throw, looking at Long Xuan's eyes and worship, but Long Haoyang refused to fly shuangfei, he was worried about getting on the bed and lifting the gun but didn't know where to rush to kill, so he guarded himself like a jade until now.

After playing one round, he would change to another map and fight again, and he would not stop until he had finished ten rounds and make himself a cup of green tea.

He has the habit of drinking tea, he doesn't like to drink those bottled drinks, he stands at the window with a teacup and looks at the scenery outside, the second floor is actually not far away or vast, he just likes to look at the osmanthus tree in the yard, smelling the fragrance of osmanthus and feeling comfortable.

At this time, he suddenly saw a girl sitting on the osmanthus tree beckoning to him, rubbing her eyes vigorously, and then he saw a snake with white flowers shaking its head and tail in the treetops.

He was frightened, and secretly said that this white lady is really a sperm!

The White Lady is the white snake on the osmanthus tree, this white snake appeared when Long Haoyang was still with his parents, but after he moved here, the white snake inexplicably appeared in this yard, Long Haoyang is not afraid of snakes, but feels very interesting, and named this white snake White Lady, because the legend of the new white lady was being broadcast on TV in those years, and he has always been respectful to Xu Xian and the White Lady, the great aiqing that shocked the ancient and modern spirits.

He put down the teacup in his hand and ran downstairs, and just after leaving the door of the living room, Yihua saw the girl on the osmanthus tree again.

Long Haoyang is very stubborn, he firmly believes that he is dazzled. There are many rumors and anecdotes in Shuangcheng, what fairies, foxes, fairies and ghosts, etc., as a good boy born in a big socialist family, a good boy who grew up under the red flag, he has been in the Young Pioneers in primary school, and he has joined the Communist Youth League in middle school, and he is a good young man who does not owe money every time, and he has always been between this kind of things...... Between believing and not believing.

This time he decided to see what happened to such a strange thing, and he had such a habit of maintaining curiosity about everything.

He ran to the osmanthus tree, looked at the tree carefully, but only saw that the white snake named the White Lady was about two feet long, as thick as a finger, coiled on the branch, and looked at Long Haoyang under the tree lazily with his head up.

"I'll just say, how can there be such a strange thing, it seems that I haven't rested well recently, and I always hallucinate......" Long Haoyang shook his head and muttered to himself.

Feeling bored, he circled around the osmanthus tree, walking faster and faster, but he was not running around, but had a certain footwork charter. If the person standing under this tree can see that the ground around the tree is lower than other places, all stepped on by feet, this is the credit of Long Haoyang, he liked to listen to the book when he was young, and listened to Shan Tianfang's Tong Lin Biography, the book review said that Tong Lin Tong Haichuan was around the tree for three years before practicing Baguazhang, every little boy has the dream of being a hero, not to mention that Long Haoyang was a cute baby when he was a child, so this baby has been circling around the tree since he was six or seven years old......

Long Haoyang is not only stubborn but also very persistent, he has been turning for many years and has developed a habit, although he has not practiced Baguazhang, but he has walked out of a strong physique and extraordinary balance.

When he moved to his uncle's house at the age of eleven, he began to circle around the laurel tree in the yard again, Long Yinyue heard him say that he could practice Baguazhang by circling around the big tree, and he had been with him for a while, but only a month knew that this was simply an impossible thing, Long Yinyue was obviously smarter than his cheap brother Long Haoyang, and gave up directly and decisively.

But when Long Haoyang was fourteen years old, he met a master, that is, a friend of the chess master outside, surnamed Li, this old Li Tou was surprised to hear that this Long Haoyang and this baby had been circling around the big tree for many years. I pointed him out and told him how to step and punch when he turned in a circle......

He just believed it, just according to what the old man said, he would draw under the big tree, everyone in the family didn't believe that he could practice anything, but Long Haoyang liked to entertain himself, and he said that it was exercise, smelling the fragrance of osmanthus and turning around to cultivate his body!

But he didn't turn around a few times today, and a round thing fell from the tree, Long Haoyang picked it up curiously, but it was a white fruit, the size of a pigeon's egg, with a circle of patterns that he couldn't understand, not like a fruit, but as exquisite as a handicraft.

He had never seen such a fruit before, and he smelled a strong fragrance with his nose, and he was about to consider whether to take a bite when he heard a voice calling him from inside.

"Haoyang ......" was a woman's voice, her voice was hurried, and she seemed to be in a hurry.

Long Haoyang paused for a moment, this voice was too familiar to him, wasn't it that tiger girl sister?

He didn't come back to his senses, when did Lin Xiaomeng come back? When he opened the door before, it was obviously locked, could it be that the tiger girl Lin Xiaomeng and Sun Wukong's ability to become a small flying insect and fly in?

Long Haoyang shook his head, he is a loyal fan of Sun Dasheng, he has studied Journey to the West, Sun Dasheng has become a Buddha and is no longer mixed in the world, and the seventy-two changes will be extinct...

Not only visual hallucinations but also auditory hallucinations?

I remembered the girl on the osmanthus tree I just saw, but now I feel a little creepy, could it be that the white lady has really become a sperm and now has become a second sister to tempt herself?

It's better to believe it, it's not credible, it's not credible......

Damn, how can this weird thing always happen since the sound of that god-bullshit system came out?

Long Haoyang feels that this is so fucked up!

Shaking his head firmly believing that he was hallucinating, he ran to the gate, saw that the two old men were still playing chess in the distance, and hurried to the pavilion.

"What's wrong with you, boy? Look at the way you sweat!" asked the old man on the left with a smile.

Long Haoyang was originally a foodie, holding the white fruit he had picked up before, he put it to his mouth and bit half of it, shook his head and ate the fruit to calm down and said: "What, there is no one else at home, it's really boring, I'll come out to see the beautiful ......"

He looked up and down in his heart but pretended to look at the street as if nothing happened, but in his heart he was helpless that there were few beauties on the street, because there were more beauties who went to bed once a day than on the street these days......

Long Haoyang, as a fresh little virgin, has not yet had time to break through, so naturally he doesn't understand such a profound theory. These remarks have always been on the lips of the 301 hero Liu Hongqi, and the nonsense of many celebrities is like a treasure.

At this time, there were two beauties on the street, both of them were above eighty points, and their faces were also above seventy-five points, Long Haoyang has always been full of respect for this kind of beauty, and hurriedly paid attention to it, just like looking at the two bright flags in the wind, he has always believed that the Celestial Empire is the supremacy of human nature, so there is talent for sex, sex for home, and family for country. Beautiful women are the quality objects of the creator's home, and they should deserve his attention.

But the beauties of the Celestial Empire have always walked with their heads held high, they walk on the street like proud peacocks, for Long Haoyang, who has hair like a chicken nest and has no figure and does not wear brand-name clothes, and the two old men who play chess are basically treated the same, and they don't even look at them with their eyes in their eyes.

Long Haoyang was not depressed, he heard two beauties discussing the bag in their hands, one said that he would change the bag for too long, and the other said that he would change the LV. Long Haoyang knew this brand, he just remembered the words of the pure pervert Liu Hongqi, saying that a woman's leather bag and a man's foreskin have the same points, and a woman's leather bag should be replaced if it is not happy, and a man's foreskin should be cut off as long as it is not dry......

Thinking about it, I finally forgot about the fact that the white lady had become a goblin before, and because I paid attention to the beauty, I forgot that there was still half a fruit in my hand that had not been destroyed.

This was a matter of a minute, and the old man who played chess shouted: "General!" but turned his face to look at him: "...... Haoyang, what did you just say that there is no one at home? Isn't your daughter-in-law back?"

Long Haoyang was suddenly taken aback and said, "Ah, uncle, are you sure?"