In fact, the only thing I can talk about with Du Xiaoyu is that little bit of, it's nothing more than the attitude of the parents who are now quite divided into two camps.

The main thing is that Cheng Yu is saying that Du Xiaoyu's understanding of this matter between men and women is too superficial, and she basically talks about a few yellow jokes that do not involve specific behaviors between girlfriends, and she doesn't know anything really in-depth. Therefore, she naturally can't really understand some of the gestures shown by the four parents.

Cheng Yu actually doesn't want to talk about these things, even if they are discussed at the academic level, they will still have a feeling of red-facedness.

At least Lao Tun is so old, and he is also an old ghost who reads a lot of women, and he is not too embarrassed to listen carefully, Du Xiaoyu listened to Cheng Yu talk eloquently, and he felt like he was restless.

But there is no way, some things must be explained clearly to Du Xiaoyu, who made such a big oolong appear today?

The key is that the superficial role that this oolong can play is the result that Cheng Yu and Du Xiaoyu are willing to see.

Cheng Yu can only act as a love mentor, telling Du Xiaoyu some details hidden under the surface.

Du Xiaoyu interjected a few times in the middle, but all in all, it was actually just one sentence.

"Do you know a lot about the love of men and women? It seems that in the United States over the years, you have really won glory for the country, and I don't know how many underage foreign girls have been ruined......

In this regard, Cheng Yu has a headache, sometimes "experienced" does not have to be a real thing, and the chat between men is often much deeper than that between girls.

Generally speaking, women have to wait until they have rich practical experience and the old bus food is not popular, and then they will gradually become more and more powerful on such topics.

Of course, there are some strange people who dare to shoot any cannon on their mouths, but the actual operation experience is close to zero, and here we are talking about the state of most people.

And men are different, even if they are a chick, when they talk about the details, they are as if they have experienced a hundred battles. For men, this is equivalent to a knowledge reserve, and Cheng Yu may not have much knowledge accumulation here.

Of course, in Tunna, what Cheng Yu talked about with Du Xiaoyu would never be the in-depth and detailed topics he had talked about with his classmates before, but about some potential changes after the incident between men and women, as well as some changes in the attitudes of the surrounding people.

But even so, it's quite embarrassing.

In the face of Du Xiaoyu's interjection again and again, I don't know whether it was out of jealousy or anger, accusing Cheng Yu of "winning glory for the country", Cheng Yu wanted to ignore it at first.

But after many times, he felt that it was necessary to explain.

He can't afford it.

Cheng Yu said: "That's right, I did have a relationship with a girl in the United States, but it was by no means what you said.

First of all, the other party is an adult, and secondly, there is only one number.

When I was a teenager, I was in a country where I was extremely open in this regard, and my parents would make way for this, and the woman did not refuse you to send her home after a dinner date, but you did not sleep with her would be regarded as rude, and if you were really like a jade until you were in your twenties, you would have psychological deformities and even feel inferior.

So, don't tell me anything about winning glory for the country, it's purely the budding of teenagers. ”

"Tut, it seems that you are quite aggrieved, and I really don't know what you can enjoy at that time. Du Xiaoyu's face was full of disdain.

Cheng Yu sighed, he found that talking about this kind of thing with a woman was simply self-inflicted.

But he had to talk about it, after all, Cheng Guangnian and Du Changfeng's attitudes today were a bit abnormal, they may just be simply questioning, or maybe they have seen something wrong. After all, Du Xiaoyu is really still a chick who has never had experience with a man, no matter how much he brags, his external performance will still reveal a lot of information after all.

Therefore, Cheng Yu is interested in cultivating him into a master of theory, at least to hide the two old foxes of Cheng Guangnian and Du Changfeng, right?

"Normally, this kind of thing is enjoyed by both men and women, and if you want to talk about grievances, it's your current attitude that makes me feel a little wronged. ”

Du Xiaoyu rolled his eyes and said, "Then don't use any teenager to talk nonsense, why don't I have a teenager?"

"Okay, good, you clean yourself, I'm a despicable villain, are you satisfied?" Cheng Yu was also forced to be anxious.

I haven't opened my mouth, and it looks like I've been hiding in the operation room as if I don't want to listen to Lao Tong, and now I also opened my mouth.

Lao Tun lifted the curtain of the operation room, poked his head out, and said seriously: "Xiaoyu, you and Cheng Yu were in a different environment at that stage, although you have also been abroad, but at that time you have established a complete three views, and you are not easy to be influenced by Western culture in just a few years." Cheng Yu is different, after all, he has already gone to the United States before he has developed, and he has been educated by the open mind of the United States throughout his development, and he is indeed a little different from you in this regard. ”

Du Xiaoyu pursed his lips again and said, "Anyway, you men will only help men talk." ”

Lao Tu didn't say anything, glanced at Cheng Yu, his eyes were full of the meaning that I couldn't help, and then put down the curtain and retracted back into the operation room.

"Now is not a crusade against me, but how to make you grow quickly in theory so that you can deal with two old foxes who are already suspicious. Of course, if you don't want to deal with their suspicions, we don't have to continue with these topics at all. ”

Du Xiaoyu thought about it, fluttered, and said, "Okay, okay, you go on, I want to see how rich your theory is." Have you ever done anything that combines theory with practice since you returned to China?"

Cheng Yu also rolled her eyes helplessly, and continued the previous topic, pointing out how to deal with her mother and possibly from her father's encirclement and interception.

There is no system for this thing, Cheng Yu just thought of where to say it, and she didn't know which nerve Du Xiaoyu touched, she asked again: "By the way, that time your cousin Cheng Yi forced Jian Xinyue to seduce you, did you sell people after eating and wiping them clean, or did you really not do it?"

With your rich theoretical knowledge, with such a good opportunity, you haven't thought about connecting with practice?

Jian Xinyue is good, it's very enchanting, it's when women are the most charming......"

Cheng Yu shook his head speechlessly, and said: "Although Jian Xinyue has a lot of crazy questions behind that incident, she herself is just a poor person who is trying to compromise for the sake of her family, even if you have any resentment and emotions towards me, there is no need to insult her." You can look down on her, and even scold her, but this kind of thing really shouldn't be. ”

Du Xiaoyu saw that Cheng Yu said very formally, so he nodded and said, "Okay, I admit it, I lost my words." So let's talk about the others. You don't go to the clubhouse much, although they are all semi-professional over there, but are you a man, and you won't get pregnant anyway, so you haven't lit a few lights of hope?"

Cheng Yu was speechless again, he really didn't want to answer Du Xiaoyu's questions, there was really something wrong with this woman.

Lao Tun floated out a sentence faintly through the curtain in the operation room: "Actually, she is asking you, such a rich theory, why don't you find her to practice with you." ”

Du Xiaoyu was anxious when he heard this, and slapped the table and said angrily: "Old Tun, what nonsense are you talking about!"

Lao Tun smiled, but didn't say anything more.

Cheng Yu actually said almost everything that should have been said here, raised the sake glass in his hand, and said: "Okay, I have said everything that should be said, if you can disguise it, it would be the best, it really can't be seen, and it will be seen if it is seen." Anyway, what Lao Cheng and your dad need is probably for us to maintain the formation, and the essence of things, as long as we don't get caught by the outside world, the stone hammer is nothing. ”

"What do you mean that my dad needs all we need is for us to stay in shape? Your dad is like this, it doesn't mean that my dad is like this. Who has a daughter who doesn't want her to marry a good husband?"

Cheng Yu didn't have time to speak, and Lao Tun interjected again: "What she means is that the formation should be maintained, but you might as well give free rein to the practice, and the practice of the practice will not be delayed." ”

At this time, even Cheng Yu couldn't help it, and said, "Lao Tun, what you say is a bit much." ”

Lao Tun smiled again.

Du Xiaoyu stood up and said, "Lao Tun, in order to punish you, you will have this meal tonight." ”

With that, she picked up the bag in her hand and turned to leave.

"Okay, I'll ask you, and I'll do it for your business trip tomorrow. "Lao Tun is not annoyed, Cheng Yu and Du Xiaoyu don't know how much money they send to him every year, and they never ask for a discount or anything, it is normal to send a meal or two.

"Okay, I'm leaving, you can find Gao Yiming, let him take you to meet a few little sisters, and you can also practice it down-to-earth." After all, your experience is all foreign experience, which may be different from the domestic one. ”

Cheng Yu was speechless, waving his hand weakly, and he didn't even bother to explain.

Du Xiaoyu walked to the door, and seeing that Cheng Yu didn't hear from him at all, he turned around and walked back.

Leaning into Cheng Yu's ear, Du Xiaoyu whispered, "You don't really plan to go to your little sister, do you?"

Cheng Yu was completely speechless, and muttered, "Are you still finished?"

Du Xiaoyu laughed, got closer, almost bit Cheng Yu's ear, exhaled like an orchid, and said quietly, but very fiercely: "Warning you, don't look for your little sister, otherwise you will be clicked." ”

Cheng Yu almost wanted to drown himself in the wine glass, but he was unprepared, Du Xiaoyu took advantage of the fact that Lao Tun did not come out in the operation room, and gently bit Cheng Yu's ear.

Cheng Yu almost shouted, but fortunately he couldn't hold back, Du Xiaoyu saw his tangled and melancholy expression, laughed, and finally left the wine swallow very happily.

Hearing the wind chimes ringing outside, Lao Tun also knew that Du Xiaoyu had left, so he opened the curtain from the operation room and walked out.

took a new wine glass, poured himself a glass of wine, and stretched out it in front of Cheng Yu.

Cheng Yu also picked up the cup and touched it with Lao Tun, and Lao Tun drank it all.

Then, Lao Tun said: "You two are in this situation, in fact, there is really no need to continue to work hard, just a little inexperienced male and female love." After that, the two of you will enter the real love period. ”

"What nonsense are you talking about! We are here to save the common people, and we are the heroes of the people. ”

"I don't know the true face of Lushan, only because I am in this mountain. Ha ha. Lao Tun drifted away, and at the same time, all the plates and wine glasses and wine jugs on the table were far away, obviously, Du Xiaoyu was gone, even if they hadn't finished eating what they ordered, Lao Tun didn't plan to continue to keep Cheng Yu.

Cheng Yu stood up depressedly and said, "Then I'll go first." ”

"Let's go, let's go. ”

Cheng Yu left Jiutong and called Gao Yiming, and the bell rang for a while before Gao Yiming answered.

"It's too noisy inside, so I came out to pick it up. What's the matter, young master, is your bilateral meeting with Ms. Du Xiaoyu over?"

"Don't make a fuss, come with me to the clubhouse. ”

"Well, but I have two little sisters here, so I'll have to take them with me. ”

"Can you afford it?" Cheng Yu scoffed.

"You take care of me!" Gao Yiming was not to be outdone.

"Beasts!" Cheng Yu scolded.

"Anyway, no matter what you say, I won't give you one. ”

"Who is as hungry as you are?"

"You care about me!"

......

When Cheng Yu saw Gao Yiming, he also understood why Gao Yiming was so persistent.

This is actually a pair of twins, who can score more than 70 points in appearance and figure.

secretly scolded the beast in his heart, and the car that Cheng Yu called also came, and the four of them ran to the Peach Blossom Garden Club together.

First arranged for the twins to go into the private room to sing, for them, there was eating, drinking and singing, and it didn't matter whether Gao Yiming, an old man at the uncle level, was accompanied, Cheng Yu and Gao Yiming were also able to go to the bar upstairs to sit down and chat.

"I heard that you really found Li Dali?" As soon as he sat down, Gao Yiming couldn't wait to ask.

Cheng Yu nodded.

Regarding Li Dali's matter, everyone else only knew that Cheng Yu wanted to find Li Dali, but only Gao Yiming knew what Cheng Yu had done during this period in order to find Li Dali.

Although he didn't know the specifics, he at least knew that Cheng Yu had let Xiao Xian hack into the telecommunications company on the Falklands, and more than once.

Yes, Cheng Yu can tell others that he met Li Dali unintentionally at sea, but he can't say the same with Gao Yiming.

In fact, the reason why the investigation team against Li Dali wanted to talk to Cheng Yu was because none of them could believe that Cheng Yu had the intention to find Li Dali, so he traveled to Chile and the Falklands, and then went to sea and encountered an accident, and then he coincidentally met Li Dali who escaped from the island of Huoji.

Even Hollywood superhero blockbusters that are accustomed to using all kinds of shameless coincidences to make up stories don't dare to write plots like this.

This coincidence, it is as if Cheng Yu is God's own son.

Of course, they can only talk about these words in private, and they must not say them in front of Cheng Yu.

Otherwise, Cheng Yu is likely to tell them solemnly that maybe he is really God's son.

After all, a person who originally had less than a week to live now is not only alive and well, but has also acquired all kinds of incredible abilities.

Even those people in the investigation team didn't believe it, and it was even more impossible for Cheng Yu to make Gao Yiming believe the lies he casually pulled out.

"It's too big a movement this time, young master, you're just going to scare me to death. I was told that something had happened in San Diego, so I checked the news on the Internet. Good guys, the mayor of San Diego was assassinated by his deputy mayor, and the deputy mayor was still a beauty. For this reason, I also deliberately looked for a photo, and it was indeed good. This has caused quite a stir in South America and even in Europe. A few days later, it was officially announced that it was not the beautiful deputy mayor who did it, but the mayor directed and acted by himself, because the mayor knew that he would inevitably lose in the next municipal election, and the beautiful deputy mayor was a rising star in Chilean politics. But the mayor is in prison, and the beautiful deputy mayor is always missing......"

Cheng Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Lao Gao, if you want to discuss that beautiful deputy mayor with me, I can tell you that her name is Cindy, and her figure and appearance are really good, if you replace me with you, you will probably have been with her more than once......"

"What?" Gao Yiming's eyes widened, "Have you ever slept in the same bed with that beautiful deputy mayor?"

Cheng Yu rolled his eyes again, stretched out his hand and tapped Gao Yiming's temples: "You have a little brain, I said it, if it were you, I guess it would have started a long time ago." But I, how is that possible?"

"Oh, I lost my words. Gao Yiming sneered, "But no matter what, if you are in the same room with her, you will definitely be able to sleep if you want to, right?"

"Can you forget this sleeping word in your head?

I had only been in contact with her for a while, and she had tried to seduce me so that I would get into her boat like the other men.

I used to wonder how this kind of woman actually didn't have any brains, how did she get involved in politics.

Now I understand that as long as a man like you does not die, I should not be too surprised that she will one day become the Secretary-General of the United Nations. ”

In this regard, Gao Yiming just laughed, not ashamed but proud.

"Now that beauty...... Oh, Ms. Cindy, where's that?"

"Probably dead. ”

"Dead?" Gao Yiming made a rather regretful look, shook his head, and said, "It's a pity, deputy mayor......"

Cheng Yu said: "If it weren't for the accident, her future political trajectory would be to win the next municipal election, and then the Minister of the Interior, or whatever minister, would probably be equivalent to the number one in our country." Then, it's time to run for president of Chile. ”

"I'll go, then didn't you miss a chance to sleep with the president?" Gao Yiming exclaimed again.

Cheng Yu had the urge to pick up the wine glass in his hand and exhale all the wine in his face.

What is this grandson's mind full of?

Seeing that Cheng Yu's face was not good, Gao Yiming also hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, don't talk about this." How did she die?"

"Then how do I know to go? I'm just guessing she's dead. ”

Gao Yiming frowned and said, "Listen to Xiaoxi, after you went to the Falklands, you were placed under house arrest in a place with no mobile phone signal and no Internet?"

"It should be said that Li Dali is imprisoned, oh, house arrest. I was asked to negotiate. ”

"Negotiation?" Gao Yiming was puzzled, everything he learned was all that he learned from Xiao Xian, and after Cheng Yu went to the Falklands, he was blind.

"It's a long story, anyway, I spent two days on that small island, there are armed forces on the island, and they have successfully resisted the attack of the Falklands government forces, and after some mediation, the Falklands government has reluctantly recognized the fact that they have armed forces on that island. But the armed forces on the island are actually under the leadership of two groups of people, and after Cindy's accident, some of the previous contradictions were intensified, causing both sides to have their own ghosts, and finally launched a fire and merger. ”

In this matter, Cheng Yu will not admit that he killed those people even if he killed them, and it is illegal to kill people wherever they are stayed.