Chapter 283: Trouble caused by firecrackers in the Heavenly Realm
Lin Jing'er turned her back as if she had done something wrong, but she showed a very natural expression on her face and said, "Our charm is not to attract dinosaurs, but to seduce you." The four of us have nothing to do, and we can't catch up with you two anyway, so we might as well just find something to have fun. ”
Chang Ting glanced at a disappearing mountain not far away and smiled mysteriously.
"I lit all the firecrackers I brought from the Ice and Fire Mansion and threw them into the cave at the top of the mountain, wanting to hear the 'crackling' movement. Lin Jing'er flipped her wrist and made a firecracker throwing motion.
"But I didn't expect the mountain to collapse with a 'bang', and then a group of dinosaurs came out of the deep forest in horror and went straight to us, I didn't expect that dozens of firecrackers would be so powerful. After speaking, Lin Jing'er covered her mouth and laughed.
Chang Lan covered up for Lin Jing'er: "She didn't know that the toys in the heavenly realm would become weapons of mass destruction when they got them, and it was estimated that the dinosaurs in the forest were scared out." ”
"The poor sisters have never been on the battlefield, and it is the first time that they have encountered so many monsters, and they are a little panicked. Chang Xi explained that they were facing the unfavorable situation of thousands of dinosaurs.
"The four of us tried our best to kill dozens of them, Hou Yi, if you come late, we will have to ask the dinosaurs to be captured and taken back as daughters-in-law. Chang Ting deliberately quipped, as if Hou Yite was afraid that they would be robbed by others to be daughters-in-law.
Hou Yi stepped forward and said loudly: "Will dinosaurs marry fairies as daughters-in-law? Even if you three don't have children, don't even think about marrying a dinosaur. ”
"Is Hou Yi jealous? Chang Ting pursed her lips and smiled.
"No, I didn't. Hou Yi turned his head to look at the rocks that had been razed to the ground by the Heavenly Firecrackers, and didn't want to say any more.
Chang Lan's slender jade hand rested on Hou Yi's shoulder, and said, "It seems that we still have a bit of status in his heart, otherwise the sisters will definitely clean him up." ”
Chang Xi slid on her tiptoes and came behind Hou Yi. jumped and jumped onto Hou Yi's back. She wrapped her arms around Hou Yi's neck from behind and said, "Brother Yi hasn't explained whether we are Sister Chang'e's stand-in or not." Isn't it time to ask for justice?"
When Chang Xi mentioned this, Chang Lan and Chang Ting both remembered the past grievances that were covered up by the pterodactyl group.
Looking at Chang Lan, Chang Xi, and Chang Ting, who were so angry that their faces were red, Hou Yi raised his hands to surrender, but begging for mercy was useless. Chang Lan picked up Hou Yi's ears and took the lead in starting the so-called revenge, Chang Lan and Chang Ting pinched and bit Hou Yi, poor Hou Yi fell into her three hands and didn't dare to resist, just desperately parried and endured, Lin Shuangyun and Lin Jing'er on the side covered their eyes with their hands and didn't dare to look at this tragedy.
Fortunately, the three little phoenixes have a good grasp of the scale of revenge, just a few bites and a few twists. When you bite the most, it becomes a kiss.
After a cup of tea, the three little phoenixes finally finished repairing Hou Yi, Lin Shuangyun and Lin Jing'er peeked at Hou Yi through the gap between their fingers, and saw that there were many more lip marks on Hou Yi's neck, and in some places there were crescent-shaped tooth marks, and the three little phoenixes were gently massaging Hou Yi's red and swollen skin.
Lin Shuangyun and Lin Jing'er also hurried over to see how Hou Yi was injured, and Hou Yi said with a very helpless expression: "Actually, you two don't know that the Emperor of Heaven is quite miserable, especially the Emperor of Heaven who has married so many concubines. A large part of my combat power has been cultivated by the concubines, and it is inevitable that I will be slightly injured. ”
Hou Yi looked back at the smiling Chang Lan, Chang Xi, and Chang Ting who were still healing themselves, and said, "Marrying them is a kind of happiness after all." There are too many happy and sweet days. Chang Lan, Chang Xi, and Chang Ting are very well-behaved on weekdays, and occasionally losing their temper is also a kind of reward. ”
Saying that, Hou Yi also touched the soft long hair of the three little phoenixes to show that a few tooth marks were not in the way, Lin Shuangyun and Lin Jing'er looked at each other and said, "It's still a kind of enjoyment for him to be injured." No wonder we hurt him without losing his temper. "It seems that he does like to be abused, which is why he married so many concubines to clean himself up. ”
Hou Yi just wanted to refute, but Chang Lan pouted and said, "This time you provoked us first." We are willing to bite you and don't blame us. ”
Chang Ting said: "That's it." There must also be a bottom line for joking, what Chang'e's stand-in is the most annoying. ”
Chang Xi said: "Isn't it." As soon as I mentioned it, it became popular. ”
Chang Ting deliberately hid her hand in her sleeve and said, "I am very light, and it is not me who bites you." ”
Chang Xi said a blessing to Hou Yi with a little apology, and said, "I just hugged you and bit you a few times, and there was really no bleeding." ”
Chang Lan licked the blood on her nails and said, "I'm sorry I sharpened my nails today, it seems to be a little sharp, who made your skin too thin." I remember that you are very thick-skinned, so next time I scratch your face. ”
Chang Xi looked at the nails of the second sister Chang Lan and the fourth sister Chang Ting, and said, "Wow, the second sister has blood on your nails, you are too cruel to your husband." ”
Chang Ting gently hit Hou Yi's chest with her shoulder, and said softly: "Not only did she see blood, but I also really bit it, his blood is indeed delicious." ”
Lin Shuangyun and Lin Jing'er agreed that the three little phoenixes in front of them were indeed very different from Chang'e, and they really didn't know how Hou Yi married the three of them in the first place. When the three of them were savage, they were very much like themselves, and their martial arts were also very poor, not as gentle as Chang'e and so good in mana, but these three are really like Chang'e (born to the same father and mother), and it is not surprising that Hou Yi loves Chang'e so much, and it can be regarded as a love for the three of them.
Hou Yi and the five lovely people solved the rest of the barbecue.
After a while, the tooth marks disappeared, Hou Yi stretched his limbs, didn't feel any discomfort, and used his mana to teleport all the dragon meat he hunted today to the Ice and Fire Mansion with the spatial displacement technique, so that the concubines in the family could prepare for the dinosaur banquet at night, after all, barbecue meat is only the easiest cooking method.
Hou Yi pulled down his sleeves and said to Chang Lan, Chang Xi, and Chang Ting: "Even if it's over today, I don't plan to sue Chang'e, I know that your sisters have a good relationship, or how to practice 'Four Phoenixes Like Shadows'." It's hard to get out for a trip, but it's better to wander around and go back later. ”
Chang Lan, Chang Xi, and Chang Ting "snorted" and ignored Hou Yi, but Lin Shuangyun and Lin Jing'er pulled Hou Yi left and right. The three little phoenixes watched their Hou Yi husband Jun being dragged away by other women, and they were not willing to lag behind and hurriedly followed, otherwise Hou Yi was abducted again.
A group of people flew around the lake, admiring the scenery of the Dinosaur World, and not far from the lake was a prairie, with tall weeds as high as one person, so everyone had to fly into the air to browse the scenery below.
Chang Lan, Chang Xi, and Chang Ting conjured their colorful wings and flew in the wind, which really felt like a phoenix dancing for nine days. Lin Shuangyun and Lin Jing'er were gliding in the air, Lin Jing'er looked down at the weeds below, and said, "Why is no one pruning such tall weeds, and my back garden will never allow this to happen." ”
Hou Yi flew up and explained: "This is one of our celestial hunting grounds, it can also be said to be a dinosaur ranch, there are not only dinosaurs in it, but also many ancient animals live here, just like a group of animals running over in front of them are not dinosaurs." ”
Sure enough, a puff of smoke and dust blew in front of Hou Yi and the others, and a group of mammoths, saber-toothed tigers, and giant rhinos were chased by more than a dozen two-horned carnivorous dragons, and thick smoke and dust rolled up under the hooves of the animals running desperately.
Lin Shuangyun flew down and stared at a saber-toothed tiger, and said enviously: "What a cute big bad cat, its teeth are really long, longer than my big white cat's teeth, if it can be used as a pet for me, it must be very interesting." ”
Lin Jing'er also coaxed: "It's not bad to be a big gray cow, it's still a big gray cow with only one horn, this horn must be very fun as a toy." ”
Chang Lan, Chang Xi, and Chang Ting flew in, looking at the groups of animals below, Chang Ting took out the smart green jade flute she carried with her, and took advantage of this situation to play a song with her heart.
The heart-like melody sounded, and Hou Yi knew that this was Chang Ting giving himself hunting accompaniment. Hou Yi grabbed the volley with his ten fingers and moved it at will, chose several targets in his heart, and said: "Since you like it, I will go down and catch pets for you, and I will return in a moment." ”
Saying that, Hou Yi's figure fell, drawing a graceful arc in the air and flying towards Lu Xia, the Ice and Fire Sword suddenly appeared in Hou Yi's hand, and a new round of hunting was about to be staged. (To be continued......)