Section 32 Escape from Helan Pass
A day's rest does not make everyone relax in the true sense of the word. After leaving the Forest of Warcraft, the journey will enter the inaccessible Gobi region. Since there are only a few people, there will be fewer four-legged, two-legged, or unlegged delicacies available to foodies.
In order to better fill the bottomless belly of a few rice buckets, everyone needs to buy more dry food and delicious food that is easy to store. And, of course, snacks, the more the merrier...... Anyway, be prepared.
These were Phil's exact words, although they were strongly protested by three foodies. Against the contempt for the normal physiological needs of pot-bellied men, and the verbal brutality was implemented. But under Fei'erdi's strong suppression, it didn't take long for the two of them and one beast to die down.
No way, who let Fei'er have the space container. In these years, whoever has the ability has the right to speak. What's more, even Qingfeng has a tendency to betray the masses and move closer to him. If a few people carry food in a package, once it is exhausted, and it happens to reach a place where a bird does not, then they are the ones who suffer.
Shopping with a woman is tiring. Panting and holding a large pile of things, the crowd slowly moved back to the inn, the cargo above their heads almost obscuring all view. At this moment, even if there is an inconspicuous pebble emerging from the crack on the road, it can stumble several masters.
Early this morning, Fei'er woke up all the gods who were hiding in the quilt and dreaming of spring and autumn one by one, and dragged a group of sleepy-eyed people straight to the East Market. After a day of tossing, the objects behind Fei'er gradually increased. Daily, food, drink, anyway, it doesn't matter, as long as you see it, you can buy it directly. Of course, it is the masters who usually like to show off their fitness level to play the role of this free labor.
It's okay if it's not right, as long as there is no food at that time, don't come to beg your aunt and grandmother! Afraid of Fei'er's obscenity, several people had to give in in distress.
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The little beast was lying comfortably in Fei'er's arms at the moment, squinting his eyes from time to time to look at everyone proudly. He snickered, causing Qing Feng to glare angrily.
This guy is absolutely inhumane with the opposite sex. No, bestiality. There's no buddy at all!
Originally, Qingfeng also wanted to catch the little beast and let it share some of the burden. But when the little beast spread out its short claws and made a pitiful and innocent look, it provoked Fei'er, who was overflowing with love, to hug him and glance at Qingfeng very dissatisfied. Qingfeng's head was full of black lines, and his eggs hurt for a while. had to give up the "beast car" Jihua, so that this little thing pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger was really proud.
Fortunately, Helan Temple was not big, and everyone crawled back to the inn like snails before dark. Before entering the house, a warm greeting followed.
"I think it's Qingfeng Gongzi who is back, right? Zhang Xiaobo, deputy of the second squad of the villain Qingyun Clan, came to invite you to come over to talk about it on the order of Duan Qingyun Gongzi, and please appreciate your face!"
The goods in front of him were indeed too much and too high, so that everyone's eyes were black, and they couldn't see anything. You can only hear it, but you can't see it.
"Childe has been waiting for you for a long time, and I would like to ask you to appreciate your face. Seeing that no one accosted him, Zhang Xiaobo was in a hurry, thinking that he hadn't made it clear, so he repeated it again.
Blue was tempted to lift his foot and kick him hard in the ass. I don't know if this thing is really stupid or fake, so it doesn't die, and it actually stands in front of the door. It is not for everyone who is holding a pile of goods and their hands are numb to advance, nor is it to retreat. It's just that this product is so polite that everyone can't vent. I could only stand there with resentful eyes and stare at each other, and the atmosphere was surprisingly weird.
"Ahem, ahem. This benevolent brother, we should go down. Please get out of the way and let's go inside and tidy up. I will go with you to the feast. ”
Seeing that Qingfeng and the others were iron-faced, Fei'er immediately took over. These guys don't look at the usual noisy and cheerful, but they are stunned by one or two of them for this kind of thing. If you really encounter it, you will be dumb in an instant!
Only then did Zhang Xiaobo discover everyone's embarrassment. With a face full of shame, he hurriedly made his debut, walked to the stone bench on the side to rest, and waited for everyone to go to the banquet together.
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"Brother Xian, you have to hide it so hard for your brother!"
As soon as they met, they couldn't help but say that Duan Qingyun gave Qingfeng a solid bear hug. Le Qingfeng's face turned pale, and he almost couldn't breathe. If it weren't for the sake of the same ancestor, Qingfeng would like to warmly greet the female direct family members of the eighteenth generation of Qingyun in the next section.
"Brother Qingyun, please let go, the younger brother doesn't know where to deceive the brother, please make it clear!" Qingfeng's face was full of doubts, and he simply kicked the ball back to the other party.
"Rose, dwarves. Aged 82. Fourth-order, intermediate-level warrior, Niu Er, Minotaur Terran, 13 years old, fifth-order, high-level samurai; Weis, Terran, 12 years old, fourth-order, intermediate-level samurai, fifth-order wood-based senior magician; small beast, suspected high-level demonic beast, age unknown, martial force over sixth-order; As for you, Duan Qingfeng, Terran, now 12 years old, fifth-order high-level warrior, sixth-order water and fire dual-line junior magician! A few days ago, I registered for the E-level Yanlong Mercenary Group, but on the same day, I was directly promoted to a D-level mercenary group with the seventh-order Moon Wolf King Demon Core!"
Duan Qingyun's face was strange, and he took a small notebook with a cheap smile, and shook out everyone's bottom like fried beans.
Qingfeng quietly glanced at Fei'er, causing Fei'er to be surprised. I remember the last time I asked about my age, Phil squeaked and whispered. Zuihou couldn't stand Qingfeng's interrogation, and said that he was 80 years old. According to the average life expectancy of the elves as high as 700 years, Fei'er happens to be twelve. Hee-hee...... It's just right with you Qingfeng!
"Virtuous Brother...... Virtuous brother ......!" Seeing that Qingfeng was absent-minded, Duan Qingyun called twice.
"These are all truths, I don't know what Brother Qingyun has to say?" Qing Feng asked cheekily with a slightly red face.
"If it weren't for my brother's acquaintance with the stewardship of the mercenary union, and I happened to check the recent files, I would still be kept in the dark by my brother. Seeing that you have such strength at the age of the weak crown, you must be a handsome man for a while, and I think it will soon be famous all over the world and rank among the young dragons and phoenixes.
Among them, the Qingfeng brothers are more prosperous. At the age of less than 30 years old, he has reached the realm of a junior magician, which is unheard of for a brother. What's more, the brother is also surnamed Duan ......" Duan Qingyun glanced at Qing Feng meaningfully.
"The virtuous brother is surnamed Duan, and he is also a green character with his brother, so he should be my brother of the same clan. Although it was the first time we met last time, why didn't Brother Xian mention it, I think I came to see something out of the blue!" Duan Qingyun scolded with a smile.
"Brother Qingyun, don't blame, Qingfeng is just a foreigner who has lived overseas for a long time. It's just that Brother Qingyun happens to have the same surname, and Brother Qingyun dare to call Brother Qingyun brothers?" Qing Feng was taken aback, and casually snorted haha, intending to get through in the dark.
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Regardless of the world, it was one family five hundred years ago. You and I are familiar at first sight, and we have the same surname, if you don't dislike it, you and I can be commensurate with each other. ”
Duan Qingyun obviously put on a vice-hooligan posture, and it seemed that he was still haunted by the failure of the last solicitation. Anyway, the two are actually brothers, but I don't know if they are cousins or cousins. Since Duan Qingyun insisted, Qingfeng had no choice but to agree. Otherwise, who knows how long this product will be entangled.
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Duan Qingyun was overjoyed, and excitedly slapped Qing Feng's shoulder with his big bear-like hand, almost slapping Qing Feng's body halfway. Qingfeng was in a cold sweat, but he didn't dare to say anything, for fear that this beast's blood would boil and make some outrageous moves.
"I'm in a good mood for my brother today! First, my brother was wandering around yesterday, and he unexpectedly got a divine weapon in the auction house in this small city, and my brother liked it very much. These two, today's banquet is very happy for my brother to meet a virtuous brother, fate, fate!"
Duan Qingyun raised his glass and shouted, causing everyone in the hall to echo and raise their glasses in response. These drunken ruffians don't care, they just have wine anyway. Tsk, whoever invites wine is the uncle! When the uncle speaks, won't he help out? To be worthy of the glass of wine in his hand, he must also have some professional ethics, right?
Looking at Duan Qingyun's appearance, he doesn't look like a wealthy and handsome man, but like a green forest in the mountains. It really made Qingfeng unable to associate his usual polite image with the heroism of the moment.
Duan Qingyun pulled Qing Feng around the field, and from time to time passed a few glasses of wine from the table next to him. Shouting and respecting, staggering. Before it was served, it made Qingfeng's stomach churn. This is definitely the rhythm of vomiting, and it hurts to see Fei'er.
Niu Er and Ross, the two drunken ruffians, were very happy. Anyway, you don't need to think about the cost of alcohol, just eat and drink. In the meantime, I didn't forget to hand a few big bones to the little beast under the table from time to time. After half a sound, the two of them and one beast were full of food and wine, and one by one they patted their round bellies on their backs and faced the sky, and kept burping.
Qingfeng didn't know when he collapsed on the wine table, so he just covered his head and fell asleep. Qingfeng vaguely remembers that he seemed to have woken up twice during that time. But every time he woke up, he was caught by the scoundrel drunken Duan Qingyun and drunk wildly. It is called 'sobering up with wine'!
Originally, I wanted to grab those three rice buckets to top them for a while, but who knew that the three goods were very unrighteous and urinated. Although Duan Qingyun was already drunk and confused, he recognized Qingfeng's general and grabbed him, so that he could not escape. Qingfeng was depressed, and after a few pots of belly, all his internal organs turned over the river and the sea. As a last resort, Qingfeng had to quickly fall down and continue to pretend to be dead.
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On the treetops of the moon, Qingfeng woke up again. This time, Qingfeng learned to be obedient and did not get up immediately. Lying on the table, squinting and peeking in a daze. Fortunately, Duan Qingyun, a hooligan, was finally overturned by an unknown warrior. He would be hanging on his feet in a chair and sleeping on his back in a very difficult position, holding a flask. During the snoring, the sound was like thunder, and the corners of the mouth were still hanging with crystal saliva water.
Qingfeng sat up slowly, shook his head, and felt a little more comfortable. But I still feel like there are thousands of ducks in my head calling frantically. glared fiercely at Duan Qingyun, a drunken ruffian, and glanced up.
In the lobby, there are hundreds of drunken men in different postures, and there are more than 30 barrels of wine still dripping in the corner. Qing Feng was embarrassed and deeply admired this group of monster-like strong men.
Shook Niu Er and Ross who were asleep a few times, and then made up two feet on the round body like a small beast ball, but there was no response! It seems that they should have persisted in fighting to Zuihou tonight, and they definitely did not lose the face of the Yanlong mercenary group. If you encounter such a beautiful thing in the future, you must put these three rice buckets on top, Qing Feng thought extremely evilly.
"Are you awake!, are you better?" a cowardly call sounded in Qing Feng's ears, and his words were full of concern. Qingfeng's heart was sweet, and he followed the sound.
Fei'er's face was like congealed cream, and her fierce eyes did not stop Qing Feng's aggressive gaze. Then he took two sips.
"Phil was too drunk to drink, and soon after the beginning, she lay down and pretended to sleep. As soon as I noticed something unusual about you, I got up and looked at ......"
Fei'er saw that Qingfeng was still looking at her directly, her head lowered, her little face flushed, and the more she spoke, the quieter she became. zuihou, the sound is like a mosquito moaning.
"This is really not a place for people!" Qing Feng glanced at the people lying down, pointed at Duan Qingyun and scolded with a smile.
"Indeed, whoever asks you to be a good man, whoever comes will not refuse. Hee-hee......" Phil chuckled.
"Can't you blame me for this, haven't you seen the crooked reasoning of this thing sobering up with wine?" Qing Feng's face tilted, and he wanted to cry a little.
"Indeed, even those three rice buckets have fallen, let alone you. Fei'er nodded in response, finally allowing Qing Feng to regain a little confidence.
"Of course, don't look at me ......" Looking at Fei'er's pretty face in front of him, Qingfeng had an urge to boast about Haikou. As soon as the words came to his mouth, he heard the devilish call of Duan Qingyun lying on the ground.
"Brother Qingfeng, you and I will fight for three hundred rounds again. By all means today...... Gotta drink him!"
Qing Feng jumped up, drenched in cold sweat all over his body, and suddenly woke up. Looking back, he saw Duan Qingyun lying on the ground again, falling asleep, thinking that it was just a dream.
The two of them stared at each other, and felt that it was not suitable to stay in the tiger's den in Longtan for a long time. I didn't know where to borrow strength, and quickly dragged a few drunk people back to the inn.
Wake up the three super foodies with cold water, and hurriedly stuff all the luggage into the space ring. When the sky was bright, the boys fled from this place of right and wrong when the city gate was first opened.