Chapter 1: The New World
The young man with green hair frowned his slender eyebrows and stretched his handsome face, and he was engrossed in browsing the screen, muttering while moving the mouse: "Damn, why do you need a college diploma or higher for any job now? Wouldn't I, who just got my high school diploma, just go to work as a cleaner? No, what's written here? The cleaner drives a BMW Ferrari to work? Damn! This cleaner is actually bought by those nouveau riche who have nothing but money, and it's just for them to kill time?"
No wonder the cleaners in Zhongjing City have straight waists, and they often see them scolding litterers, and they are full of confidence!
"I couldn't find a job as a cleaner, so it seemed that I had to work as a waste collector. What? Are there factions among the recyclers? Do you have to join a faction to collect waste within a defined area? Or you'll be kicked out? Damn! Is this an industry monopoly? What does the government do?
"Damn! All coolies are employees of various moving companies? You must have a moving company employee certificate to be a coolie? No one is invited without this certificate! The city police department supports this practice of standardizing the industry, which can effectively prevent illegal elements! Damn! This is not good, that is not good, this is trying to force a high school graduate like me to death!" The young man scratched his green head with both hands in anguish!
Then the young man jumped up directly, scolding as he jumped: "I rely on your mastermind! You garbage! It's not for Lao Tzu to cross! It's actually reincarnation! It's okay to be reincarnated and reborn! But why did you let me come to this garbage world where I can't even practice qigong and can only strengthen my body? Didn't you say that I was asked to kill the virus? Lao Tzu wasted more than ten years in vain, and I didn't see a single hair, a virus that kills a fart! And what about the golden finger that was said to be good? I didn't even see it! So far, Lao Tzu actually has to find a job to support himself! I rely on you! The master of the pit is not so pitiful, is he? Or are you going to leave me on this earth and let me fend for myself? !"
That's right, this young man is Shen Fei who was smashed by the main brain and then crossed, no wonder Shen Fei is resentful, because it is okay to get this ghost place for his assistant Zhi Brain. After all, this place is similar to the earth I have traveled through before, so I am used to it, although it is a new growth from a baby to a young adult, it doesn't matter, that is, I will continue to grow up patiently, for a character like Shen Fei, there is no need to say anything about time.
But what is too much is that there is no virus at all, and the golden finger promised by the mastermind is even more confusing! And even more excessively, in this garbage place. Not only was he unable to practice the exercises, but his divine sense, which was the best at recovering the most, also disappeared without a trace, making Shen Fei grow so big, he only had a few catties of brute strength, and other than that, he was no different from an ordinary young man to the extreme. How can you let Shen Fei, who is already used to calling the wind and rain, get used to it.
But no matter how Shen Fei tries to find a way, he can't restore his consciousness and strength to a little bit, some of them just rely on the physical ability he has exercised, and in the end, what is even more excessive is that he doesn't know how many years he hasn't worried about money. It was strange that he had to find a job to earn a living for himself, and it was strange not to let him scold.
And at this moment, there was a crisp crack, accompanied by the sound of crackling glass breaking. Shen Fei, who was so frightened that he jumped up, looked towards the sound, only to see that the floor-to-ceiling window one meter away from him had become a hole, and countless glass shards splashed and sprayed into the entire bedroom.
Shen Fei's face changed suddenly. I took out my mobile phone for the first time, quickly came to the window and took a series of shots outside the hole, and then looked out. It's just that he couldn't help but be stunned when he saw it, because he realized that he lived on the twenty-second floor, and outside the window was a vast lake, and there was not a single boat on the lake at all!
"Damn! What's going on? No one can throw a stone so far, right? And there is not even a boat on the surface of the lake that can attack me! Who the hell did this?" Shen Fei frowned and looked around, and after finding that he had found nothing, he took out his mobile phone to check the photos, but there was still nothing unusual in the instant reaction to take pictures just now.
Shen Fei sighed and put away his mobile phone: "I didn't even catch a murderer, this time I was unlucky, if the perpetrator is not caught like this, the property management office will definitely not take care of it, so I can only consider myself unlucky, and I can only pay for the glass by myself." Damn! I have to pay a sum of money for nothing! I have no income and only expenses! I curse your mastermind!"
Shen Fei hung his head and went to get a broom trash bucket to clean up these glass shards, but after sweeping, he actually swept out an egg from under the bed!
Shen Fei looked at the egg lying in a pile of glass shards in a daze, he couldn't understand why there were eggs under his bed, could it be that this egg was the murder weapon that broke the glass? But this is impossible!
Shen Fei, who was full of doubts, naturally subconsciously went to take the egg, but unfortunately his hand immediately shrank violently, because his finger was cut by glass slag.
But at this time, Shen Fei looked at his hand even more sluggishly, because the egg was actually stuck to his finger like this! Subconsciously shook it, the egg did not shake off, and saw that the egg began to turn red, Shen Fei immediately shook his hand frantically, and roared in horror: "Damn! What is this?! It actually sucks blood? Leave!"
Shen Fei grabbed it with his other hand, it was useless, he slapped it directly on the wall, it was also useless, his palms were painful, and the eggs were fine, but they became more and more red!
"Damn! My head is starting to get dizzy! My fingers are getting cold, and most of my blood has been sucked up by this egg? Woo, my vision has entered a state of confusion, am I going to hang up? Damn! This crossing is really rubbish! Is it just like this?!" Shen Fei noticed that his body was getting weaker and weaker, and knew that if he continued like this, he would definitely be finished, so with the last bit of strength, he moved the egg stuck to the palm of his hand to his mouth, and opened his mouth to prepare to swallow the egg whole.
The egg entered Shen Fei's mouth, and a cold feeling directly made Shen Fei feel excited, and he was much more sober: "Damn! Let you suck my blood! Watch me eat you and make it up!" Immediately bit hard, and the egg, which could not be broken no matter how it fell, was actually easily bitten like this. And then a fishy, slippery thing just appeared in his mouth.
Shen Fei, who had eaten raw eggs, naturally didn't care about this feeling at all, and chewed it several times in succession, and swallowed it together with the egg shell and egg yolk and egg white.
"Hehe, see if you still dare to ......be arrogant" Shen Fei looked at the palm that was finally liberated and laughed, but he was only halfway through muttering this, he felt hot all over his body, and then his brain went black and he passed out
Before he fell into a coma, Shen Fei only heard one sentence in his mind: "Welcome to try this product, this product is among the top SSS-level starry sky merchants in the Universe Alliance." Specially formulated and produced by the top biological research and development institutions, this product itself has the lowest level of H-level citizenship of the Universe Alliance, which can normally improve the level of citizenship and enter all institutions that meet the authority, it is your most personal servant and assistant, and will accompany you to grow up healthily, and it is an indispensable companion in your growth process, and it is ......"
Shen Fei didn't hear the introduction at all, because he was completely unconscious.
I don't know how long it took. Shen Fei groaned and came to his senses, and when he opened his eyes, the room was dark, and it was obviously night. Hurriedly got up and turned on the light, in the light, Shen Fei hesitantly sat on the computer swivel chair, looking at the front with a somewhat sad face.
"Damn! The egg I ate is actually what kind of thing is produced by the SSS-level Star Business Group of the Cosmic Alliance, or the top biological research and development organization? This thing is actually a servant and assistant? What kind of H-class citizenship does the Cosmic Alliance have? That is to say. I just ate this egg, which was obviously able to hatch into an alien assistant, and just ate it raw? Woo, it's not enough to describe my ruined behavior! What's even more tragic is that this thing is very likely to be the golden finger given to me by the mastermind! The golden finger I've been waiting for all my life is gone?!" Shen Fei scratched his head frantically.
That feeling of regret. made Shen Fei wish to go back in time to the time when he opened his mouth to nibble on that egg! At that time, he would definitely spit out the egg without saying a word!
Originally, Shen Fei would not have been so crazy, because the reminder before the coma seemed to be the normal activation of this thing, but now the red warning box suspended in Shen Fei's eyes, the words that kept flashing on it, made Shen Fei understand what a huge wrong thing he had done!
"Warning!The main body collapses, the resources are absorbed by the owner, and it is restarted after 00:35:45 seconds, this activation will have irreversible consequences, because this is an illegal operation, and the Star Merchant Group does not bear any consequences caused by this. ”
"Warning!The ontology collapses, the resources are absorbed by the owner, and it is restarted after 00:35:44 seconds, this activation will have irreversible consequences, because this is an illegal operation, and the Star Merchant Group will not bear any consequences caused by this. ”
This warning box kept flashing, and the countdown was decreasing by second, Shen Fei could only look at this qiē with a bitter face, although it seemed that even the SSS-level starry sky merchant group was shirking responsibility for this, you can imagine how terrifying the irreversible consequences would be after this restart, but Shen Fei didn't care about this, what he cared about was that this thing felt a little like a golden finger given by the mastermind, and without a golden finger, the ghost knew how to kill the virus, the ghost knew when he could help the mastermind get rid of it, and the ghost knew when he could go back, this is what Shen Fei was really worried about。
Shen Fei, who had an empty brain, just sat and waited for the arrival of the reboot, as for why this warning box was displayed as the current Shen Fei's native language? Please, this world is created by the main brain, isn't it very simple to do this? Besides, even if there is no main brain, this thing is an alien product, it should be very simple to scan brain waves or something, right?
The time finally came to 00:00:01, and Shen Fei, who had already prepared, gritted his teeth and prepared for a painful attack, but strangely only felt that the warning box suddenly disappeared, and his eyes suddenly darkened, and then he regained his normal sight.
And in front of his eyes appeared a little girl with a two-headed body, a cute appearance, wearing a black and white maid suit, this doll-like two-headed girl, cute and cute, just looking at Shen Fei sluggishly, babbling in her mouth.
Shen Fei subconsciously reached out and touched it, but he couldn't touch the figure of this two-headed doll, obviously it only acted on his eyes, not real, and couldn't help but scratch his head and mutter: "What's the matter, the irreversible consequence is to produce such a doll that only I can see, and can only babble?
The doll, which originally looked very sluggish, suddenly became energetic, opened its mouth and crackled and said: "Hello master, the slave is your exclusive servant, and it is an assistant for you to deal with any affairs, after testing the master, your physical strength is 3.2, and when you need to reach the physical strength of 10, you can have the lowest level of the Universe Alliance's martial body level, and the spiritual strength is 0.5, so the slave building yì master, you specialize in martial arts cultivation, and spiritual cultivation can be completely abandoned." ”
"Wow! All of a sudden?!" Shen Fei was taken aback, but he was immediately attracted by what the doll said, and hurriedly said: "Wait, what's going on with this martial body and spiritual level? Explain it to me in detail!"
"Master, the martial body and spiritual level of the Cosmic Alliance are the lowest level, the ninth level is the highest for mortals, and there is a level division above the ninth level, but because the slave's information is lost, and the slave cannot connect to the universe network for the time being, the slave cannot get detailed information. After the two-headed doll said this, it began to enter a state of cuteness, babbling and calling.
"My current physical strength is 3.2, and I need to reach 10 to be a first-level martial artist?" Shen Fei put on a posture to show his muscles, his muscles bulged firmly, and he felt that he was much stronger now, and subconsciously looked around the room, got up and went to lift the bed. His mouth also muttered: "Damn! Is this world not allowed to cultivate qi and divine sense, only martial body and spirit? If that's the case, it's no wonder that I can't cultivate anything in life or death!" (To be continued......
PS: Huhu, changed the map.