Chapter 11: The Stinky Rascals
The baptism of iron and blood along the way, although everyone's faces were a little heavy, but more of them were the aftermath of the catastrophe.
After some acquaintance, some people began to take out the wine, push the glass and change the lamp, although they didn't dare to drink too much, but the atmosphere quickly became lively.
Although Mo Wen faintly became the team leader, he didn't drill into the "high-level", glanced around, picked a fire with a lively atmosphere and walked over.
The fire is very side, but it is very lively, Mo Wen casually interjected an example sentence, and then chatted enthusiastically with a few people, and then took out his own good wine to share with everyone, and the atmosphere was even more harmonious.
After chatting well, everyone was joking with each other, and some of the arrogant ones began to make meat jokes, and Mo Wen was not hypocritical, and they also began to shout and drink with them, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.
One of them patted Mo Wen on the shoulder, signaling to the fire of the group of girls in the middle, and said:
"I said little team leader, I see that Concubine Bing and Princess Beishan are familiar with you, why don't you go there, maybe you can really hug the beauty and return hahaha......"
The rest of the crowd also began to coax, hehedaxiao.
"That's it, that's it, with this ability to walk unhindered in the wilderness, where is it not fragrant and sweet......?"
"I think this will happen! I have this ability at a young age, but it's not bad, if I were a woman, eighty percent would also take a fancy to you......
"Hehehe! The little brother is still blushing, hehehe...... Why don't you tell me about it, haha......"
Among this group of people, most of them are sixteen or seventeen years old, older than Mo Wen, and seeing that he is shy and kind, he can't make any jokes.
"Hmph! The toad wants to eat swan meat!"
"A few miscellaneous pieces, I don't know which one came from in the middle, quack!"
It was originally a joke, but Wolf Ye and Ying Jie on the side heard it very harshly, and they immediately drank coldly.
"Motherfucker, who are you talking about?"
"Kind of you say it again?"
"What do you want?"
......
Several people here suddenly stood up, holding the long knife in their waist and shouting.
Who has ever been afraid of anyone who is a man in the middle of the wilderness, who has ever been afraid of anyone? Even if he is a relative of the emperor and his country? He has not killed with a knife! Where does the law of the country come from? Where are there any family rules?
"Whoever stands up is whoever he says!" Song Taishu's name was elegant, but his speech was extremely vicious.
The crowd here is even more furious:
"Three kings and eight lambs, come here, Lao Tzu won't chop you with a knife. ”
"What the hell do you want to die?"
"The emperor's relatives are amazing? Lao Tzu just wants to kill two today. ”
Mo Wen stood up suddenly, his face was gloomy, this matter arose, several people stood up for him, how could he be weak, and he immediately burst into applause:
"If you three want to die, you can come to me!"
The little white on the side of "bluff ......" stood up with a "whoosh", his mane standing erect.
The atmosphere was suddenly tense, and if there was a disagreement, he was about to raise a knife and cut Jiashi, who was splashed with blood for five steps.
"Okay, okay, it's all together, why bother to be angry, isn't it good for everyone to be happy together?"
The eyes of the Beishan Qinglian on the other side were as if they were not paying attention to this side, and when they saw the conflict, they immediately ran to persuade them.
"They were the ones who looked for trouble first, don't blame us!"
Seeing that the beauty came to persuade him, it was not easy for a big man to fight for face, and one of the people here suddenly said.
"Humph!"
What I said here just now is a few of them, they are all distracted here, how can they not know the reason, Beishan Qinglian suddenly snorted coldly at the three of them.
Turning his head this time, he saw Mo Wen, who was gloating, and immediately stomped his feet angrily, and shouted: "You Bu Yaowen, what are you fooling you with?"
"Oh...... There is a situation, ahahhahaha......"
This is a close judgment, and those good deeds suddenly coaxed even louder, looking at Mo Wen's eyes were extremely ambiguous.
"Ah...... Anyway...... Anyway, my sister can't fight!"
The little girl's cheeks immediately flushed, and she snorted, and immediately turned around and ran away.
Mo Wen's face was also a little unbearable, and he said angrily: "What kind of coaxing? Drink!"
Being made such a fuss, the atmosphere here is even stronger, and the three of them are full of iron.
Mo Wen and a few people pushed the cup and changed the lamp, it was so lively, drinking and drinking began to hook shoulders and backs, and the elder brother and brother called.
The three vicious gazes behind him were like mangs on his back, and Mo Wen sneered in his heart.
After a while, he stood up and said with a smile: "Little brother has drunk too much wine, and he wants to go to Xiaojie, damn it, let's drink it again when I come back." ”
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then daxiao: "The little brother's skills in wine are not good......!
"Nonsense! You have bad kidneys, your whole family has bad kidneys! Wait, come back and fight you for 300 rounds!"
In the loud teasing, Mo Wen lifted the waistband of his trousers and turned around and entered the grove next to him with a big grin.
After walking a few steps, the drunkenness on his face disappeared instantly, and with a hint of a smile on the corner of his mouth, he looked at the three people around the campfire over there.
By the moonlight, Mo Wen advanced rapidly in the dense forest, tapping his toes and jumping flexibly in the woods, like a spirit ape in the forest.
Soon he came to a low cliff, he glanced behind him, and sneered: "Since you are here, why hide your head and show your tail, why don't you come out cleanly?"
"Hmph! I didn't think you had some skills besides leading the way. ”
A cold drink came from behind, and a person slowly walked out of the shadows of the woods, with a gloomy face and a vicious gaze, it was Yingjie, the prince of the Aquila Kingdom.
"You're not here to kill me, why are you chewing your tongue here?" Mo Wen sneered, and the green bamboo short cane slid down his hand with a whizz.
"Bluff ......"
On the other side, a white shadow flashed out in the shade of the tree, and a low roar was Xiao Bai who followed.
"Hmph, even with the help of this beast, ...... today"
"Bu Gongzi!"
Just as Yingjie was about to make a move, a voice suddenly came from the woods, and then a white shadow flashed.
She has a gorgeous temperament, quiet and elegant, and under the moon, she is like a fairy who has fallen into the mortal world, and it is Bingfei Bingrumei.
"Hmph, it's your fate, but next time, hehe......"
Bingfei suddenly appeared, Yingjie's body was shocked, he snorted coldly, and turned back.
On the other side, Mo Wen looked at the woman who looked like a fairy under the moon, and smiled bitterly in his heart. Let me investigate, there is a cave under this low cliff, and there is a big horse monkey living there.
He and those three people must be in an endless situation, and tonight he can just lead one person to come, and then wake up the big horse monkey, and he can easily get one person on the sidelines.
But he still underestimated the Ice Concubine's determination to protect herself, but no matter what, he was still grateful for this thought, and hugged his fists and smiled: "Thank you Fairy!"
Concubine Bing glanced at Mo Wen and said lightly: "Although Bu Gongzi saved their lives, but the three of them hate the previous incident, it is better for Bu Gongzi to be careful, it is better not to go out alone." ”
"Thank you fairy, I'll pay attention. Mo asked a faint word and said no more.
"Hmm...... Let's go back together?" Concubine Bing nodded, glanced at Mo Wen, and seemed to want to say something, but in the end she didn't say anything, and turned to leave.
"Uh...... Okay!" the fishing didn't work, Mo Wen shrugged helplessly, and left with him.
Mo Wen went out alone, but when he came back, he came back with Concubine Bing, and the group of people was even more terrible, Mo Wen returned to the bonfire and sat down, and several people immediately coaxed loudly.
"Yo Yo Yo ...... I'm just saying, look, that's what our men are like ......."
"It's amazing!haha...... Little brother, was there anything like that just now...... Uh-huh...... Hehehe......"
"Little brother, I see a play, brother, I'll top you first, hahaha......"
"There's a future!Little brother, hurry up and strike while the iron is hot!hahahaha......"
They all drank two pots of old wine, which was very bold, and everyone laughed.
Mo Wen of the party also started to play, sat down casually, and began to interject with everyone, holding a jar of old wine, and said solemnly:
"Hey, you guys, you don't know! This beauty in the wilderness, that's something you can't touch, the world's first strange poison!"
"Oh, this is a fresh statement, give everyone a long insight?" On the side, the horse-faced young man suddenly became interested, and he spoke in a tone of inquiry.
"This ...... It's better not to say it!" Mo Wen pretended to be, his eyes sneaking at the group of women.
Everyone understood and saw that this was about a woman, and they were even more interested and coaxed.
"Don't! Tell me!"
"Yes, say it!"
"Ahem!" Mo Wen coughed his throat, lowered his head, and whispered, "Okay! Since you are so sincere, then I will tell you about it." ”
When everyone saw his jiashi, they were all happy, and they all gathered around, and several other people from the fire all came up, and the black pressed a large area.
Mo asked and pretended to be mysterious: "Have you ever heard that a god once composed a poem in the primeval period?"
"Gods, that bullshit gods, still writing poems?"
The people in the great wilderness licked the blood, only believed in themselves, and had no fear of the ethereal gods.
Mo Wen said regretfully: "Hey, he's the one who is in love with his gods!"
When everyone heard it, they were even more happy.
"What kind of hairy god is this?"
"Don't talk nonsense!
"Yes, yes, yes!"
"Uh! Well!" Mo Wen said, deliberately embarrassed, and then suddenly straightened his waist.
Everyone was listening attentively, and they all followed this action, and suddenly several people's noses and brains were not protected, their noses were damaged, and they were knocked into tears.
"Oops......" "Ah...............h My nose!"......
"Ahem, cough ......" didn't wait for everyone to scold, Mo Wen hurriedly coughed lightly, diverted his attention, and began to get to the point: "After saying this, after grunting to seal the gods with love, I made a testimonial about becoming a god, which is a poem." He said......"
"Tell poetry, tell poetry!" a few people forgot the pain just now, and said eagerly.
"Okay!" Mo Wen was stunned, holding an unburned branch in his hand, and pointed to the painting:
"Twenty-eight beautiful people are like crisps, and they have swords on their waists. Although I don't see anyone's head falling, I secretly teach the monarch to have dry bone marrow. ”
"Hmph!
Before everyone could admire, they heard a coquettish shout, and it turned out that Beishan Qinglian saw the movement here, and ran over to stand behind at some point, just in time to hear Mo Wen's tirade. Although she was young, she seemed to understand three points, she was ashamed and angry, and she suddenly crossed her waist and drank coquettishly.
"Uh-he-he, the sun is nice today!"
"yes, yes, what a big sun!"
"Oh hey, my fire is going out!"
"Ouch! Why does my stomach hurt all of a sudden!"
......
Seeing the beauty drinking coldly, everyone dispersed in a hurry, and ran away in an instant, and all kinds of powerful reasons emerged one after another.
"Hey...... Ay...... Ay...... Hehehe!"
Everyone dispersed in a hurry, and Mo asked the lonely person in the middle, who he wanted to catch with him, Zuihou could only smirk, and looked innocently at the little tiger with the crossed waist.
"Stinky rascal! big rascal! hum!" The little girl crossed her waist with one hand, pointed at Mo Wen with the other hand and drank coldly, and then snorted coldly, and turned around and left with a crooked expression.
"I ......" Mo asked Cangtian speechlessly, and looked at the people around him who were watching the excitement angrily: "Look at it! What are you looking at?
"Stinky rascal! Big rascal! Humph!"
“hahahaha......”
Just now, the horse's face held back his voice, and he learned a sentence very beautifully, and suddenly everyone was daxiao.