Chapter 157: The Magical Wine Bottle
Su Su: "Tong Hu ......"
Tong Hu picked up Su Su, sat on the Tiangong box and flew up, put Su Su on his knees, and patted his back: "It's good to spit it out." ”
Susu: "Wow!"
The overnight nest that had been built with great difficulty was buried with vomit, the knife had no handle, and the knife had gone into shock. The aroma of the wine is overflowing, and the smell is drunk.
Tong Hu held his breath, what the hell is going on? The water that flows into the pot turns into wine? That's as much water as the reservoir! It's all wine now?
I picked up the flask and took a sip, and I was immediately refreshed, good wine!
A hot and spicy true qi rose in the dantian, so full that he wanted to vent. Tong Hu was surprised to find that this didn't seem to be an ordinary wine? Thinking that the Dragon Master of the Jingren Mansion wanted this pot, Tong Hu was happy, could it be because he also loved to drink? In this way, he was not afraid of being drunk by Yan Ziyu.
Wait, no, Tong Hu thought about it carefully, why did the door master give him this wine jug?
Impermanence once said that Wuji Tianzun never does superfluous things. According to this logic, everything he gives must be of necessary use. The existence of the Kaiyuan Seal is to forcibly conclude a master-servant contract with the Heavenly Sword, and the Wuji Heavenly Book is to learn how to use the Heavenly Sword, so is the Heavenly Sword the most important core of the four magic weapons?
Tong Hu's mind flashed through many possibilities for a moment, but what kind of connection could there be between the sword and the wine jug......?
The Tiangong box was about to open a crack, and the voice of the Heavenly Sword Sword Spirit came: "Let me go out, I will also drink." ”
Tong Hu roared: "Get out! Don't you see that the hostess has drunk too much? I won't be careful, and I won't go away and stay quiet!"
"Haha. Mistress?Can a hairy girl be my hostess?Then I have to recognize you as the master first, and then you can recognize her as the master, right?Isn't it you who gave her a drink?" You give me wine to drink, and I pretend I don't see it. ”
Tong Hu said annoyingly: "Take it and drink it." "What will happen if you look on the sidelines, could it be that this machine spirit is also a drunkard, and if you drink too much, you will become well-behaved?
The Heavenly Sword Spirit turned into a foggy and vague shadow appeared, sat side by side with them on the Tiangong box, took the wine jug and drank it freely, and then came out of it with sorrow, and shouted: "Oh my God! I have become a thing in the hands of such a low cultivator. It's still so rude and incomprehensible!"
Then there was another painful drink. He shouted again: "Oh my God, why are you doing this to me! I have waited for two thousand years, and what I have been waiting for is the fate of being sealed!"
Su Su stopped throwing up, lay on Tong Hu's lap and gasped, and wiped his mouth with Tong Hu's clothes. He whispered, "Tong Hu, I'm so dizzy......"
Tong Hu patted Su Su on the back. The heavenly box flew to the stream. Take her for a drink. The Tiangong box reached out the auspicious light tentacles to wipe Su Su's face, and held water for her to drink.
The sword spirit of the Heavenly Sword looked at Tong Hu with drunken eyes and said, "You are very good to her." ”
"Nonsense!" Tong Hu was angry, "what does she have to do with me?" What do you have to do with me?"
The Heavenly Sword Spirit was drunk and said, "Your cultivation is not high, what does it have to do with me? Why do I have to be sealed? It's not the same?"
Tong Hu looked at her for a long time, frowned, and said, "I'm nothing remarkable, what's so great about you?"
The machine spirit jumped up, stepped on the sword, circled around Tong Hu in the air, and said happily: "I am a female sword fairy in the sky, and I am a star and laughing in the world." Break through the Nine Dragons of the Heavenly Palace, and shine thousands of miles of heaven and earth!"
After putting on a chic posture and waiting for a while, he looked back and saw that Tong Hu didn't react, concentrating on rubbing Su Su's back, and said angrily: "Have you listened to me?"
"Everybody can say big things. Tong Hu picked up Su Su and said, "What is the aura of a machine spirit." As soon as I raise my hand, don't you have to kneel and lick it? If you want to improve your salary, you have to do your best to rush forward for Lao Tzu. Anyway, I've only seen you useless. ”
Ji Ling hurriedly said: "If you have the ability like your master, how can I be useless? Even if I am sealed, I am stronger than that stupid knife over there!"
Tong Hu said: "I'm sorry, our cultivation is too low." However, if my cultivation is already half that of my master, I guess I won't look down on you for a long time. I really don't know what you're so angry about. ”
The machine spirit said angrily, "You haven't even asked my name! Do you know who I am?"
"Useless waste names mean nothing to me!" Tong Hu said.
The machine spirit shouted: "I am Nanping! Nanping, the sword god who made trouble in the Jiuyao Heavenly Palace and angrily split the rooftop two thousand years ago!"
Tong Hu: "I haven't heard of it at all. Your time has nothing to do with me. In other words, with your cultivation, you will be angry and slash the rooftop—I have already seen the consequences—and you have been used in a sacrificial furnace and refined into a sword. And your name - nothing new, I might as well give you the name Sword Slave or something. ”
"I really can't get along with you!" "Nanping roared angrily, "It's just that people like you are my master, my God, why is this?"
Tong Hu sighed, it seems that this wine has no effect at all.
A huge cyan gourd suddenly floated in the upper reaches of the stream, Tong Hu was stunned, is this not a green gourd baby?
The big cyan gourd raised its head, looked greedily at the wine jug, drooling, and the thoughts in his heart were self-evident.
Nanping said angrily: "What are you staring at this girl with a gourd head?"
The stream parted with a thud, revealing a tall body that snatched the flask.
Tong Hu was shocked, I damn it, this is Lao Tzu's wine pot! And this pot is different from other magic weapons, it can't be bound to the soul seal link, whoever snatches it is who's who.
Nanping said: "This is mine! Give it back to me!"
The other party's loud voice asked, "Who are you?"
Nan Ping sneered: "Listen, I am Nan Ping, the sword god who slashed the rooftop two thousand years ago! Hurry up and return the wine jug to me, if not, ......."
Before Tong Hu could say anything, the big cyan gourd baby opened the lid of the pot, and the water turned sharply with a bang, and Nanping sucked it in together. Nanping shouted, she was attached to the Zhuotian Sword, and the Zhuotian Sword was in the Tiangong box, and Tong Hu took Su Su to sit on the Tiangong box. This time the world was spinning, and Tong Hu was dragged in together.
"Idiot!" Tong Hu hugged Su Su and clutched the Tiangong box, and the machine spirit thousand birds formed wings with auspicious light tentacles, trying to escape to no avail, but finally he was not thrown into an idiot. With a bang, the Tiangong box landed on the water with Tong Hu and Su Su, and the smell of wine came to his face.
Tong Hu suddenly felt bad, covered himself and Su Su's nose with his sleeve, the electric light treasure mirror opened like a big boat floating, and the mysterious beast light mother flew out to purify the wine, Tong Hu breathed a sigh of relief, at least he could breathe.
Looking up, the sky was completely shrouded in white jade walls, and at the bottom of the bottle was a huge sea of wine, which could not be seen at a glance. Before he had time to go crazy, a huge eye appeared on the spout of the pot, and the big cyan gourd baby was looking into the bottle, and then shook the wine bottle vigorously. The sea of wine was churning, and Tong Hu scolded: "Your uncle!
The green gourd baby laughed loudly: "Want to go out? Don't dream! Don't you recognize your own treasure? As soon as this glass white jade pot takes water, your gourd master will know, this is a treasure for soul refining! In a few moments, you meat worms will turn into fine wine and become my nutrients!"
As soon as the lid of the pot was lid, the wall of the pot lit up with big characters: "Drink all the water of the Three Realms and thousands of rivers, and sleep at the bottom of the sea of the self-depreciating wine country." The whale swallows the Kunpeng Wanli Zhi, and the wishful dream comes to see each other. ”
The Tiangong box opened, the Zhuotian Sword flew out, and the machine spirit Nanping Imperial Sword flew up and looked at the words on the inner wall of the wine jug, and exclaimed: "Good words!"
Tong Hu rolled his eyes and said, "Why don't you go and find it, where is the machine spirit!"
"Where are the machine spirits?"
Tong Hu pointed to those big characters and scolded: "You can't understand it, naturally someone is here!"
Nan Ping was drunk and said: "But this pot obviously has no instrument spirit." Whoever holds it is the same. Even if someone writes, it is not necessarily a machine spirit, and even if it is a machine spirit, it may be early to leave. ”
Tong Hu raised his hand to recall the Heavenly Sword, slapped her face and said: "Are you stupid? Who can write so big a character if it's not a machine spirit? You can write one for me! I have said it, self-deprecating and sleeping on the bottom of the wine country! This pot is not without a machine spirit, but I have drunk too much! He is at the bottom of the pot, under this sea of wine! Wake him up, you can also wake up Lao Tzu! Otherwise, we will all be melted!"
Nan Ping finally came to her senses and threw herself into the sea with her red and swollen cheeks: "Why me?"
"Because you don't have to breathe!" Tong Hu scolded, "Don't tell me you still have to shake the number!" (To be continued......)