Just when Tang Long was about to go crazy, the intelligent robot egg in his hand shook, and the colorful light flickered, Tang Long only felt that there was a figure in front of him.

The figure is no different from a real person, he looks fair-skinned, with a touch of handsomeness in his facial features, and a touch of gentleness in his handsomeness, the temperament he exudes is so complex, like a mixture of various temperaments, but in those gentleness and handsomeness, he has his own unique ethereal and handsome, which is particularly different, and a wicked smile hanging on the corner of his mouth looks so intoxicating.

Tang Long was stunned!

Isn't that figure the same as himself in his previous life? Isn't it Tang Long when he was on Earth? What does this mean?

Tang Long was stunned, and the figure stretched out his hand and slapped Tang Long and said, "Tang Long, do you remember me?"

Tang Long looked at the figure and said dumbfounded, "You, aren't you me, who are you?"

"I'm Tang Long. ”

The figure said lightly: "Don't you want to know the power of the god-level martial arts? That's it, the god-level martial arts I practiced have repaired all the souls of this body." Now, this body is still under my control, you better go back to your earth, it's too dangerous here......"

......

"Ahh

Earth, Huaxia, 00:05:25, April 2, 2014.

It was late at night, in a rental house in the magic capital, there was a sudden howl, the ghost cried wolf, and woke up all the sleeping people around, and they all got up and complained, and after waiting for a while, the ghost cried wolf howl continued, and everyone also scolded.

"Tang Long, what are you calling in the middle of the night, do you want to sleep!"

"Don't make a fuss, boy, don't run! I'll come down and beat you to death!"

"Don't stop me, I must beat Tang Long, this kid to death......"

"Still screaming, it looks like I don't want to mix up, it's enough!"

"Let's go!"

"Let's go, let's go, let's go!"

"Destroy Tang Long's balls!"

......

In the rental house, a handsome young man looked depressed, this young man looked fair-skinned, with a touch of handsomeness in his facial features, and a touch of gentleness in his handsomeness, his temperament exuded was so complex, like a mixture of various temperaments, but in those gentleness and handsomeness, he had his own unique ethereal and handsome, which was particularly different, and even the frowning brows now looked so handsome and melancholy.

This young man is Tang Long, a working boy in the magic capital, the company where he works is not far from here, Tang Long has lived here for many years, so the neighbors around him are very familiar, because Tang Long is so handsome, so he is jealous of the neighbors and called Dandan.

Tang Long howled for more than ten minutes, and then jumped around the room for a while, still looking angry, and began to howl again: "Ahh

"Dare to scream!"

"That's enough! You rotten egg, you second egg, this time, I will pinch your balls!"

There was also a roar from the left and right neighbors from Tang Long's upstairs, and hurried footsteps sounded.

After a while, there was a bang, bang, bang,

The loud knock on the door woke Tang Long from his hysterical state, Tang Long was stunned for a while, the knock at the door became more urgent, it seemed that more people joined the knocking process, and someone shouted at Tang Long's door: "Dandan, you open the door for me! You will kill you!"

"Erba, there is a kind of opening the door, I promise not to hit you in the face, I just want to step on your face!"

"Rotten bastard! you ......"

Tang Long was furious, rushed to the door, slammed the door open, and said angrily: "Do you still have any quality?

Dare to curse?

There were a bunch of people standing at the door, and when they saw Tang Long come out, not only did they not know how to repent, but they also beat a rake, they all trembled with anger, and a lewd fat man led by him trembled, pointed at Tang Long and said, "You, you, you, you dare to ......."

What's wrong with me! Tang Long slapped the fingers of the fat carrot, glanced at the fat man, glanced at the dozens of people at the door, and snorted coldly: "I'll do anything! Get out of here! Otherwise, I'm not welcome!"

"Shhh

The fat man gasped, looked at Tang Long, who was domineering and exposed, and was dumbfounded, not knowing how Tang Long, who was usually well-behaved, cute and sensible, polite and gentle, became like this.

A pig-killing man beside the fat man couldn't stand it anymore, and he didn't speak, raised his big fist in a sand bowl, pointed it at Tang Long's nose, and smashed it directly.

"Ahh

With a terrifying scream, Tang Long covered his nose and fell to the ground.

Seeing this, the obscene fat man jumped to his feet and shouted at the top of his throat, and after speaking, he stepped on Tang Long's face, and was still muttering in his mouth: "Call you more handsome than me! Call you cooler than me! Call you not only more handsome than me, cooler than me, but also more connotative than me!"

"Papa

"Bang bang!"

"Ah!!!!!h

"Ahh

Dozens of people at Tang Long's door rushed up, surrounded Tang Long on the ground, rolled up their sleeves, stretched out their thick legs, and added their fists and feet to Tang Long on the ground, and for a while, the fists fell towards Tang Long like a torrential rain.

Outside the crowd, a girl who grew up five years and three thick didn't squeeze in, circled around the crowd, gritted her teeth, but didn't find a place to put her feet, she was so anxious that she jumped straight to her feet, and her feet were crooked and almost fell.

This fall gave her a way, the girl raised her foot and lifted the slippers on her feet in her hands, and threw the slippers from the top of the crowd with a flick of her hand.

The slippers were flying, and they snapped! It was smashing on Tang Long's face, and Tang Long screamed again.

Seeing that this trick worked, the sister was overjoyed, and threw another shoe into it with three strikes and five divisions. After losing the shoes, it was not enjoyable, so I looked left and right, gritted my teeth and raised my hand to tear off the cover and throw it in!

"Ahh

Tang Long let out a terrible scream, and the stormy fists and kicks directly stunned him, so he could only curl up and hold his head with both hands, allowing everyone to destroy him.

Just when Tang Long was desperate, Tang Long seemed to hear a voice in a daze, and an electronic voice came into Tang Long's mind: "Master, have you activated the defense mode turtle magic skill?"

Defense Mode?Turtle Divine Skill?Very familiar voice, ugly name, Tang Long couldn't care so much, and hurriedly said: "Start! Start! Activate it all for me!"

"Hula!"

There was a burst of light, and a burst of colorful light appeared all over Tang Long's body, enveloping Tang Long inside, covering it tightly, as if he was wearing a piece of steel armor.

"Bang bang bang!"

Everyone looked inexplicable, and they didn't know why Tang Long on the ground suddenly changed, but they subconsciously continued to kick their fists and feet at Tang Long.

"Ahhhh

Another flash of light flashed on Tang Long's body, and a strong force came from Tang Long's body, shaking all the people around Tang Long, and the few outside were even more unbearable, lying on all fours.

"Haha!"

Tang Long jumped up from the ground, clapped his hands, and looked at it, there was nothing going on all over his body, even his hairstyle was not messed up!

"Hey, guy, come here!"

Tang Long waved his hand, a black light flashed from the room, and a small black board fell lightly in Tang Long's hand, but it was always placed next to Tang Long's bed, Tang Long's baby mobile phone!

"Hah!ha!ha!ha!ha!haha!ha!"

Tang Long crossed his waist and laughed wildly.

Now Tang Long's mood has never been better, he was originally in a lucid dream dozens of minutes ago, with his dream lead, the smartphone traveled to the otherworldly Oneiroi Continent, but he didn't want to tremble in the otherworld for a few days, and finally succeeded in cultivation, and also found the legendary god-level martial arts, just had the idea of unifying the other world, but the original owner of the body woke up and drove Tang Long back to the earth.

When Tang Long was frustrated and crazy, he was in a bad mood and yelled in the rental house in the middle of the night, making noise about other people's dreams, so he attracted the revenge and beating of the neighbors.

Just when Tang Long was being abused and beaten by these cruel neighbors, Tang Long discovered that his dream guide, that smartphone, after following this Tang Long around the other world, actually had the function of the intelligent robot in the other world, and could also perform martial arts for Tang Long!

Tang Long also discovered that now his body can actually absorb spiritual power!

In other words, Tang Long can also use the martial arts he learned in the Otherworld!

"Aha! Only I'm the most swaying!Haha! No one is more handsome than me! Huha! Only I'm the most swaying, and there's a kind of you standing up!"

Thinking of the joy, Tang Long couldn't help but dance and sing!

The people in the room glanced at each other, and then at Tang Long, whose whole body was surrounded by colorful lights, and those rays of light began to pour into Tang Long's body crazily, looking abnormal, it was not a good thing anyway. So, everyone swallowed their saliva and began to tiptoe out the door.

"Drink, rats, where to run!"

Tang Long screamed, startling everyone, and they all stopped in a hurry, and they all looked at Tang Long with a flattering face.

"Humph!"

Tang Long walked up to the obscene fat man, and said with a smile: "Long Fat, you dead obscene fat man, come to provoke me again! You have a beautiful wife and you are not satisfied, and you are still flirting with the paper of the girl all day long, what kind of bone treasure is also called by you? Even the goddess of glutinous rice wants to get involved, you are so bold after eating poop, right?"

As he spoke, Tang Long stretched out his right hand, and flames appeared on the palm of his hand, and the fiery red flames were actually as tame and well-behaved as a cat in Tang Long's palm, jumping lightly with the swing of Tang Long's fingers.

The obscene fat man named Long Fat looked at the flame palm in front of him, and could feel the burning sensation of the danger brought by the flames, the pupils in Long Fat's eyes shrank, and his neck shrank, and Long Fat smiled coquettishly: "Dandan, that, we are good neighbors, good brothers! ”

"Whew!"

Tang Long spit a mouthful of thick phlegm on Long Fat's face, and said angrily: "Can this sister paper let you go? You are a fat man! Look at the fight! I have put up with you for a long time!"

With a snort, Tang Long slapped Long Fat's head and slapped Long Pang to the ground, and the burning flames roasted Long Fat's hair!

Tang Long was still puzzled, remembering the obscene fat man's behavior just now, he raised his foot and stomped on the fat man's face a few times, and trampled Long Fat's face into a pumpkin pie......

"Ah!" everyone in the room screamed, looking at the miserable state of Long Fat, they couldn't bear to look at it, and they didn't dare to raise their eyes to see it.

"Humph!"

Tang Long raised his nose and snorted coldly, and sneered: "Don't be envious, you can't run away." ”

There was a commotion among the people, and they were about to rush out of the door.

"Hehe, it seems that you don't cry when you don't see the coffin. Tang Long sneered, only lightly pointed his finger at the door, and a cyan light flew out from Tang Long's fingers and landed in front of everyone's eyes, turning into a cyan light curtain, blocking the door tightly!

Seeing that they couldn't run away, several men were stunned, glanced at each other, a fierce light flashed in their eyes, and they rushed towards Tang Long as soon as they gritted their teeth.

"Do you want to die, then I will fulfill you!"

With a wave of his hand, Tang Long froze everyone in place, unable to move a bit, raised his hand and slapped a young man in front of him, and angrily reprimanded: "You are a big parallel commodity in the air, all of them are little white faces of water, and you also have the tendency of the base, follow a few friends everywhere every day, I have seen that you are not pleasing to the eye, and you dare to provoke me today?"

"Bang, bang, bang!" Tang Long slapped him a few more times, and whipped the boy called Kongyuan so much that his teeth fell to the ground.

"Don't!" But a few teenagers around him couldn't help but exclaim when they saw the bloody teeth on the ground.

"Don't worry, it's your turn. Tang Long smiled unhurriedly, stretched out his hand and said to the pair of young men who were hugging him tightly: "May Fourth, our political commissar, the love between you and Teacher Cang is really earth-shattering, I am moved, I am so moved that I want to vomit! ”

"What do you want to do? Don't come here, I'll call someone if you come here again!"

The two-eyed young man shouted in unison, pretending to be brave. It's just that their trembling teeth have already betrayed the fear in their hearts.

"Scream! You just scream and no one hears you. Tang Long smiled wickedly, slapped his hands, and slapped at the pair of teenagers who were snuggling tightly, and there was a muffled sound, and the two people were directly photographed as one person.

"Gross!"

The people next to me started throwing up.

Tang Long frowned and muttered, "It seems that it is going to be decided quickly." ”

Raising his eyes and glancing at it, Tang Long raised his hand and grabbed a fierce man, and shouted: "Instructor, you dared to hit me on the nose just now, don't you know that my face is very important?"

grabbed another fierce woman, glanced at her chest, glanced at the hood on the ground, shook her head and sighed: "Steamed buns, steamed buns, you are fallen, you rotten girl, you are ......."

didn't say much, Tang Long directly slapped the fierce woman's buttocks twice, and slapped the fierce girl from two steamed buns to four steamed buns.

No, several teenagers began to exclaim in unison.

"Xiaoyu virgin, mother, you two are big men, you actually look more beautiful than sister paper, aren't you shy, I'm shy!"

A few more slaps slapped the two teenagers into pigs' heads.

"Pig's head, braised pig's head, pig's head trench? An old man next to him muttered drooling.

"Huh?"

Tang Long turned to the side, stared at the old man and asked in surprise, "Old Wang, do you like pig's heads?"

"yes, yes, Dandan, I'm the rarest pig's head. ”

In addition to hating people who are more handsome than me, I hate people who are more cute than me. "Don't explain, raising your hand is a slap and slapping Lao Wang into a pig's head.

"Haha, Dandan, we have the best relationship. Have you forgotten? Your exploding head, that green hair I dyed for you. But it was a little white-faced young man who saw the miserable appearance and hurriedly came up to curry favor with Tang Long.

Tang Long swept him away with a kick and scolded: "Liu Nian, you profiteer has less relationships, look at your little white face, how many innocent girls have you deceived......!"

"Don't, don't......"

There was a cry, but it was a round little fat man who was squatting on the ground and cried.

"Hmph, such a cute fat man, he can also compose poems, let you become ants. ”

Tang Long muttered, snapped a few palms, and slapped the cute fat man into an ant.

After glancing at it, Tang Long found that there were few complete people in the room.

When a young man in the corner saw Tang Long looking over, he raised his chin high and said boldly: "I'm beating you, so what? I'm a great god, who am I afraid of? You dare to touch me?"

"Really?"

Tang Long chuckled, blew the flame on his hand, and said with a smile: "Great God? Is it the great god who dances the great god? The great god should not be afraid of fire, right? Well, the great god is definitely not afraid of fire." ”

"Stop! I'm afraid of fire! I, you dare to touch me? Behind me there are six ears gods, Guo gods, handsome gods, Li Hu gods, Zhang gods, Andy Lau gods, Cecilia Cheung gods, ......

The young man threw out a large list of great gods, as if he was a little more confident, and he stopped stammering, and shouted: "I am a great god, who am I afraid of! I call Ren Shao, I am invincible!"

"Invincible?"

"Haha!" Tang Long snorted, and slapped him with his backhand......

"Ah......h

There was a scream, and the room was lying on the floor......

A day later, Tang Long woke up from sleep, and found that he had taken in a room of his younger brother, and after sleeping again, he had taken in a little brother from a city, and then he had taken the whole world as his younger brother, and he had never woken up after sleeping again......

End of book.