Chapter Ninety-Six: The Despicable and Shameless Xiao Erdagger
Luo's defeat seemed to have plunged his supporters into the abyss, indulging in a place where there was no light of day, and all the enthusiasm and excitement disappeared completely, and after that, although the duel between Li Haosan and Deng Bushi was extremely exciting, it did not arouse any interest.
The duel between Li Haosan and Deng Bushi is short, but it is wonderful that cannot be described in words, every magic technique is extremely powerful, shocking, I don't know how many people's eyes have been blinded, even if Li Haosan has won for a long time, the audience is still quiet without a sound, it seems that tens of thousands of viewers are just grass in the plain, and the existence is so unreal.
"This Li Haosan...... What a familiar feeling!"
Li Haosan was wearing a mask, but Gu Dao could feel a sense of familiarity from him that he deliberately concealed but couldn't hide, as if he had seen it somewhere, or maybe it was just a casual glance, familiar but not impressed.
"Hum Hum Hum ......"
After stepping off the stage, Li Haosan glanced in the direction of Gu Dao, and a trace of cold light that did not know what meaning was flashed like the edge of a knife.
In the third game, Xiao Erdagger VS Lu Tong.
"When you meet me, you can only say that your life is not good, ugly monster, let me die!"
As soon as he opened, Lu Tong rushed towards Xiao Erdagger with full value of hatred.
After Xiao Er Dagger devoured three million yuan of stones, his cultivation was upgraded from the first level of the Cloud Sea Secret Realm to the fourth level, and the improvement in strength had to be described as lightning, however, there was still a fourfold gap between him and Lu Tong, even if he had the world's first divine skill and recovery divine skill, it was still difficult for Xiao Er Dagger to win.
"Use your strength to feed! Hit me as hard as you want, I won't fight back!"
Lu Tong approached, Xiao Er dagger buttoned his nostrils, his face was calm and calm, the world's first magic was secretly cast, just waiting for Lu Tong's endless level of divine attack.
However, Lu Tong knew very well how terrifying Xiao Erdag's No. 1 Divine Technique in the world was, and he could use his divine art in the way of others to return it to his body, but if he didn't use his divine art, Xiao Erdag's No. 1 Divine Technique in the world would be self-defeating, and it would be useless at all.
"I already know the weakness of your world's number one divine technique, I don't use divine magic, see how you can deal with me!"
Lu Tong swung his fist over, and there was a huge amount of divine power condensed on his fist, even if he didn't use divine power, just with divine power, Lu Tong also had the confidence to easily defeat Xiao Erdagger, in terms of divine power, Xiao Erdagger was not an opponent at all.
"My sun! I'm already famous just for the first time, so soon everyone knows my magic skills! The influence of beautiful men is really outrageous, I am simply a conscience-like existence! Wow haha......"
Lu Tong's words made Xiao Erdag's heart feel refreshed, there was no solemnity on his face, no panic, and no anger, some were just pure to the extreme and undisguised pride, looking at Xiao Erdag's appearance, it seemed that he was about to fly up.
Lu Tong punched Xiao Erdag's face, "Die!"
Xiao Erdagger did not dodge, did not attack, but triumphant, he squinted his eyes and smirked, imagining the scene where he was famous all over the world, his mind was no longer in the battle, his soul flew out of the clouds, and the smug color became more and more thick.
"I%¥#@......"
Xiao Erdag's punch was knocked away, and after landing, there was a hot pain in his cheeks, Xiao Erdagger came to his senses this time, "Sneak attack me, shameless!"
Obviously standing there smirking and not moving to let Lu Tong beat, and still having the face to say that others were sneaking attack, Xiao Erdag's thinking didn't know how it worked. Lu Tong hit Xiao Erdagger but was a little stunned, the force of this punch is not small, it is tens of thousands of catties, the imaginary head exploded, and the scene of blood mixed with brains splashing did not appear, and Xiao Erdagger stood up and patted his buttocks like a person who had nothing to do.
Xiao Er touched his cheek and grinned, "It's really a little painful! Hey, did you use your strength to eat chicken!"
Xiao Erdag's physique is very special, tough as a stone, after swallowing a large number of Yuan Stones, his body is much stronger, although he is not as strong as Gu Dao's treasure weapon, but at least the strength below 100,000 jin can not hurt him, moreover, Xiao Erdagger has the ability to restore the magic technique, and he can be resurrected with full blood in one breath, hand-to-hand combat, Xiao Erdagger is unscrupulous.
"You're %¥#@......"
Lu Tong scolded and set off again, this time the fist condensed more divine power, it reached 50,000 catties, in Lu Tong's opinion, if this punch hit Xiao Erdagger, it was enough to put him to death.
"The time has come for the first beautiful man in the mainland to show his might! Xiao Erdag's ultimate nirvana, a hundred shots...... Phew!!"
Xiao Er dagger looked at the rushing Lu Tong with contempt, and when Lu Tong was still two meters away from him, his mouth squirmed a few times, and then his mouth pouted, and a mouthful of thick phlegm spit out. The thick phlegm changed shape in the air and landed on the bridge of Lu Tong's nose in an elegant arc.
"Huh, what a secret weapon!"
Hit by the "hidden weapon", Lu Tong stopped attacking immediately, feeling the warmth between the bridge of his nose and the gradually cooling liquid, a strong sour smell poured into his nostrils like poison, Lu Tong raised his hand, his eyes were fixed on the sticky substance mixed with saliva on his fingertips, his face flickered brightly and darkly, cloudy and uncertain, his heart was like a volcano erupting, and his anger rushed to the top of his head, "You bastard, you, you actually spat on me!"
"Ten points for incorrect answers, this is the phlegm of a beautiful man! You can eat it, the taste is enough to make you ecstatic for many days!
Xiao Erdagger's voice came from behind Lu Tong, and with it came a cool breeze, and a broken bronze mirror slammed into the back of Lu Tong's head.
"I%¥#@......"
Lu Tong scolded, the sharp pain made him subconsciously hold his head with his hands, and his body couldn't help but bend down, this kind of good opportunity, how could Xiao Er dagger let it go, the broken bronze mirror that he had just raised smashed down at a lightning speed, and the landing point was the front side of Lu Tong's head that was not covered, and when the blow fell, Lu Tong's head bulged up with a large bag at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Ah......h
Lu Tong screamed, Xiao Erdag's strength was not small, this shock made Lu Tong dizzy, his ears rang again and again, and his reaction became sluggish, and he forgot to fight back, only to know that Lu Dao used his hand to protect the bulging bag.
"Wow haha!"
Xiao Er dagger smiled and took a shot at the back of Lu Tong's head, where two big bags were obviously bulging, and Lu Tong, who was in pain, squatted on the ground, his mind was blank, only the sharp pain that kept coming from his head, he clenched his teeth, his face turned red, and became distorted because of the severe pain.
"Despicable ......"
Lu Tong's heart was furious, but he could only let out a complaining scolding.
"Wow, ha, ha, one, two, three, four, two, two, three, four, change your position, do it again!"
Xiao Er's dagger hand fell, and the broken bronze mirror struck Lu Tong's head again and again, and the big bag that bulged high sprung up like mushrooms after a rain.
"I'm going to kill you!"
Lutong let out an angry roar, his hands tightly covering his entire head.
"I feel the aura of pretending to be forced from your words, don't pretend to be forced when bragging!
Lu Tong covered his head tightly, and Xiao Er Dagger shifted the target of the attack, a mirror slapped on Lu Tong's face, and at the same time as the blood scattered, Lu Tong was knocked to the ground by a mirror, he lay on the ground and didn't know where to hide his hands, and the fierce pain like a chain explosion made Lu Tong roll in pain.
"Bang, bang, bang......"
Xiao Er slammed the broken bronze mirror into Lu Tong's face and head, and a smug smile came out of his mouth from time to time.
The audience in the audience looked stupid, looking at the arena one by one, their faces and heads were a little cold, and it must have hurt in the mirror...... At the same time, everyone stretched out their middle fingers to Xiao Erdagger in their hearts, this guy is too despicable and shameless......
"This bastard is so fucking shameless! What kind of decent gentleman is a spitting pussy!"
Zhao Cun looked at Lu Tong, who was screaming on the stage, and Xiao Erdag, who was tired of picking up the mirror, the corners of his eyes twitched, and his gaze was cold, "There is no good thing in Tianfu!"
"It seems that Xiao Er Dagger can win easily, although it is a bit despicable......"
Gu Dao smiled faintly, Xiao Erdag's spitting trick is really too damaging, looking at the entire continent, I'm afraid only he can come up with such a despicable means.
"Well played!"
After Luo's defeat, the Great Elder had been sullen, and when he saw Xiao Erdag's attack so fiercely, the Great Elder couldn't help but applaud.
"One despicable, one obscene, these two bastards of Tianfu!"
The face of the Shuifu Mansion Lord was as black as carbon, and with Lu Tong's cultivation, he could defeat Xiao Erdagger even if he didn't apply divine arts, but he was subdued by that mouthful of phlegm.
"All the grass and trees are soldiers, soldiers are not tired of deceit, and they can use means to win at the right time, this is what a truly strong man should have!"
When the whole audience sneered at Xiao Erdagger, the elders of the Immortal Mansion nodded, with a little more approval in their eyes, in his opinion, he should do whatever it takes to face the opponent.
However, just when everyone thought that Xiao Erdagger would win, he suddenly stopped his movements, raised his arms in the air, and inadvertently, he saw the extremely beautiful face in the broken bronze mirror, the top of his head that was as bright as a lamp, like the only twinkling star in the night sky, exuding a dreamy luster, Xiao Erdag's eyes looked at the mirror obsessively,
At this critical moment when he could decide the outcome of the game, Xiao Erdagger stopped, and the audience seemed to see the most beautiful thing in the world when they looked at him, and it made him forget everything. Everyone didn't understand what was going on, their eyes were confused, and they all guessed: Could it be that Xiao Erdagger has despicable thoughts again?
"Holy!"
Gu Dao patted his thigh anxiously, and shouted a helpless scolding to the extreme, others didn't know why Xiao Erdagger stopped, but Gu Dao couldn't be clearer, "Xiao Erdagger is fascinated by himself again!
"Is this dreamlike beauty really me?"
Xiao Erdag's eyes were dull and his expression was intoxicated, "I live so lonely, why do I let me experience the loneliness of this unparalleled place in the world alone...... Heavens, please give the world a man who can match my beauty! Don't let me dominate anymore, I'm tired of it...... There is no meaning in life to live without threat......"
Xiao Er was intoxicated by his own beauty, the world had been cut off by him, he could only see himself, and all the sounds seemed to be non-existent.
"It fucking hurts......"
Lu Tong slowly stood up, unrecognizable, his nose was crooked to his ears, his forehead to his chin was an extremely straight line, and the top of his head was bulging with dense large and small bags, from a distance, it seemed that Shakyamuni had been resurrected, and that peculiar hairstyle was simply unique.
"It's over...... It's a loss!" Gu Dao sighed in his heart, and the victory that had already been reached was sent out like this.
"Huh?"
Lu Tong saw that Xiao Erdagger was motionless, like petrification, and his suppressed anger suddenly broke out, and he raised his fist to hit Xiao Erdag's face, and the power of one punch knocked Xiao Erdagger more than ten meters away.
Even if he flew out of more than ten meters, Xiao Erdagger did not discard the broken bronze mirror in his hand, just freed from the obsession, Xiao Erdagger was concerned about whether his beauty was injured, raised the mirror to look, and then ...... Undoubtedly froze, and the voice came out of his mouth in disbelief, "Nosebleeds are so fucking fascinating!"
"Ha Lu Ha!"
Lu Tong didn't know what was going on Xiao Erdag's body, and after a blow, he hit again, his fist was like a storm, and mixed with Xiao Erdag's exclamations again and again, "The bridge of the nose is crooked, and it's still so charming!" "Doesn't a beautiful man have shortcomings! No matter how you look at it, it's flawless......" "Although the eyes are swollen like eggs, but ...... I'm so fucking beautiful!"
Rumble!
Xiao Erdagger was knocked away by a punch again, this time Xiao Erdagger did not see through the bronze mirror again, but showed a look of fear under the continuous approach of Lu Tong, he was so frightened that tears flowed, snot bubbled, and he looked on the verge of collapse, coupled with his innate ugliness and distorted appearance, even the most murderous people couldn't help but be shaken when they saw Xiao Erdag's appearance at this time, it was really miserable.
"Heroes spare their lives!"
Xiao Er begged for mercy, and a lot of tears flowed out as if he didn't want money.
"Hmph! Now I know that I am afraid, it's too late!"
When Lu Tong saw Xiao Erdag's appearance, he was slightly stunned, and then walked over with a sneer.
"Heroes don't care about villains, forgive me for the sake of my youth and ignorance...... I have succumbed to your majesty and majesty, and worship you with fear and admiration......"
Xiao Erdag's voice was extremely miserable, making people feel that he was really terrified to the extreme, and there was no trace of flaw and doubt in his words.
"Then you throw in the towel......"
Lu Tong was moved by Xiao Erdag's sincere fear and admiration, he hesitated slightly, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he felt a heavy object hit his crotch fiercely, and the pain that seemed to be an egg was about to break made Lu Tong jump up, and let out a scream like killing a pig, "My groove, my egg ~~~~~~"
Then, Lu Tong covered his lower body and rolled on the ground, his face suffocating into a pig's liver color because of the pain.
"Hey......
Xiao Er smiled triumphantly, looked at the broken bronze mirror in his hand, and said to the road: "Give you a chance to admit defeat, if you miss it, I will let your eggs break to the ......ground."
"I threw in the towel......"