Notice to the Demon King

Demon King seems to be a good career choice, with good pay, plus more and working hours can be adjusted freely.

But in various books and movies, the demon kings will always be defeated or destroyed at the end.

I've found that barbarian leaders, apostate wizards, mad scientists, and alien invaders all make the same basic mistakes every time, so if I'm lucky enough to be one of the Demon Kings, I will

1. My Legion will be equipped with a heat-resistant plastic transparent mask helmet instead of a helmet that completely covers the face.

1. Cover all men except me.

2. The ventilation holes of the building I belong to will be so small that no one can climb into them.

2. Reconfigure the electronic defense system.

3. My brother who usurped the throne, I will kill him, not imprisoned in some forgotten corner of the dungeon.

3. And all those who are associated with him.

4. Execute my enemy by gun, never cheap him.

4. And confirm it yourself.

5. I will not place the artifact that provides my source of liliang in the Mountains of Despair guarded by the Immortal Dragon and surrounded by the River of Fire.

5. And I won't let anyone know they exist.

6. When my enemies are in trouble, I don't gloat until I kill them.

6. I don't even write at length.

7. When the rebel leader asks me in a provocative tone: If you don't have the help of your subordinates, you wouldn't be afraid, right?

I would answer: no, I'm just very sane.

7. I will never appear in front of him, only at the time of execution.

8. When I catch an enemy and he says to me: Wait a minute, before you kill me, can you tell me what this thing is? (or is this for?)

I'll answer, "No!" and kill him.

8. Ibid.

9. When I kidnap a beautiful princess, I will immediately hold a private marriage ceremony without any fanfare, instead of spending three weeks preparing for a dazzling wedding in the final stages of my evil jihua.

9. If you need a wedding, don't use it.

10. I would never make a self-detonation system, unless there is a real need, if I have to, the switch that activates the self-detonation device will never be a big red button marked as dangerous and do not touch.

10. I'm a white, I won't be self-defeating, but the trap is

11. I will not order my most trusted lieutenant to kill the baby destined to destroy me, I will do it myself.

11. I won't let him be born at all.

12. I will not interrogate my enemies in my most secret command room, any small inn outside will do.

12. As long as it's not a base, it's been reviewed everywhere.

13. I'm pretty sure I'm outnumbered, so I don't need to deliberately leave puzzle-like clues to prove my ingenuity, or spare the lives of my weakest enemies to prove that they can't threaten me.

13. If you have fantasy puzzles, you might as well grab a few more princesses.

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14. I'm not going to be so bored that I design to make the death of my enemy look like an accident, I don't have to prove my innocence to anyone, and no other enemy will believe it.

4. If you want to kill, kill it, I'm the demon king, who am I afraid of.

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15. I know very well that I know very well the meaning of the word compassion and I simply choose that I don't need it.

5. I will only be merciful to my body in the labor of the harem.

16. There will be a five-year-old child among my advisors, and all the loopholes or defects in it that he will find will be fixed before my jihua is executed.

16. I'm hiring a Lori!!

17. All slaughtered enemies will be cremated, and at least many rounds of bullets will be fired at the corpses, rather than letting them die at the bottom of the cliff.

17. This is unswervingly carried out, and as for the celebration, I am in the harem.

18. None of my undercover agents will have tattoos to identify them, nor will they have to wear military boots or follow some kind of fixed dress and ornament rule.

18. Sometimes I can't even recognize my undercover agent myself.

19. Heroes are not allowed one last kiss, one last cigarette, or any other final request before death.

19. I have always made a decision.

20. I won't use any countdown devices, if it's unavoidable, I'll set it to start/explode when the countdown reaches 117, when the heroes are only halfway there, no matter what jihua they have.

Heroes always finish at the last moment of the countdown.

20. I hate waiting so any of my devices start up immediately.

21. I would design doomsday weapons with my own hands, and if I had to hire a mad scientist as an assistant, I would be sure that he would be completely insane enough that he would not suddenly regret one day and want to make up for the mistakes he made.

21. This I'm already thinking about building a madhouse.

22. I'll never say: there's one more thing I want to know before I kill you.

22. I'm the Demon King, I can kill whoever I want, I don't need to know anything.

23. When I hire consultants, I always listen to their advice.

23. Of course I listened to it all in the harem.

24. I won't have a son.Although his ridiculous attempts to usurp my power often fail, it will cause me a fatal distraction at critical moments.

25. I will not have a daughter, although she will be as beautiful as her evil, but if she looks at the tattered face of the hero, she will betray her father.

24.25. This will only reduce my enjoyment period, so it will never happen.

26. Although it is a very stress-relieving method, I will not indulge in my own laughter.

26. Actually, I've found that harems are better for relieving stress.

27. I'll hire top costume designers to design uniforms for my Terror Corps, instead of using some cheap anti-counterfeiting products that make them look like Nazi commandos, Roman infantrymen, or savage Mongol nomads.

These guys were defeated in the end, and I want my legion to have a more positive psychological build.

27. I hold regular costume shows.

28. No matter how much unrestricted energy I have, I don't spend a penny of energy on any shield larger than my head.

28. I never waste energy, even in the harem.

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29. I keep a bunch of low-tech weapons and train my legions to use them so that even if the heroes turn off my energy generators, or somehow disable them, my legions won't be defeated by a small group of barbarians armed with spears and stones.

9. I have a swordsmanship instruction center here, and martial arts instructors invited from Shaolin.

30. I will rationally evaluate my liliang and weaknesses, even if it will make the job of the demon king less fun,

But at least I'll never say, "No, it's impossible!"

(This is often followed by immediate death.)

30. I always reflect on my lack of ability in the harem (there are too many people, and I haven't tried to turn a circle in a day).

31. No matter how good it is, I will never build and use a machine that is impossible to destroy except for a tiny, inaccessible weakness.

Death Star

32. When I fight a hero in a duel to the death, if I am lucky enough to knock off the weapon in his hand, I will graciously allow him to pick it up, not because of the sense of honor of a fair duel, but because he will be shocked and confused by this, so that I can easily deal with him.

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31.32. Why don't you use it when I've already spent money to build it, will the brave have a chance to compete with me?

33. No matter how beautiful one of the rebels is, there will always be another person on Shijie who is equally beautiful and will not want to kill me.

So will think twice before I order her to be sent to my bedroom.

33. I will conquer her in the harem.

35. When the Supreme Command Center is attacked, I will immediately flee to the safety of the escape pod and direct the defensive battle there, rather than preparing to flee when the enemy enters the command room.

35. I incorporated the escape compartment and the command center at the time of design.

34. I will never make just one important thing, in the same way, I will always carry at least two weapons that I have prepared.

34. I have a personal arsenal.

36. I will keep my pet monsters in a secure cage that is strong enough that they can't escape and safe enough that I won't accidentally fall into it.

36. They are all at the door.

37. You know, although I am immortal, so I don't really care, but I will still hire a haode engineer to ask him to build my fortress, so that even after I die, the fortress will not collapse inexplicably.

37. This, of course, I don't want to die in ruins, even if I have to die.

38. I will dress up glamorously and energetically to confuse my enemies.

38. Every time I go out on the street, I have the highest rate of turning heads ("There's a pervert on Mom's side", "Good child, close your eyes, we don't look at what we shouldn't")

39. All incompetent magicians, clumsy retinues, untalented minstrels, and cowardly thieves will be put to death beforehand, for without the spice of humor, my enemies will thus abandon their mission.

39. I like the harem more than these.

40. All the innocent and plump hotel maids in my kingdom will be replaced with irascible and obnoxious waitress to ensure that they do not offer unexpected assistance to the hero or his friends, or romantic episodes.

40. This one that meets criterion 1 is in the harem, so criterion 2 naturally appeared.

41. Any magic or technology that can resurrect a self-sacrificing secondary character miracle will be outlawed and destroyed.

41. I only allowed the presence of jishu and magic that resurrected my lower body.

42. I don't suddenly rage and kill the messenger who brings bad news to show my wickedness, you know that haode messengers are not easy to meet.

42. Although I use China Post, as you know, they don't always deliver urgent letters on time

43. I would periodically have brave teenagers/girls dressed in bizarre costumes and with a foreign accent, climb the monuments in the square and openly attack me, claiming to know the secrets of my liliang, and at the same time calling for the organization of a rebel army, etc.

In this way, when the real brave comes, the citizens will long be tired of it.

43. I also hold this kind of cosplay event regularly.

44. I would not stipulate that the high-ranking women in the Legion of Terror should wear immaculate steel bras, and looser clothing rules would have higher morale.

44. A full set of black leather clothing is the standard of our army.

45. I will not employ the evil jihua that lures the team of heroes into my high command center before the trap is launched.

45. I designed a command center full of traps for them to enter, provided they could open the door.

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46. I'm not going to turn into a snake, this trick is always useless.

6. But I always turn into a beast in the harem.

47. I don't grow a goatee, in the past it made you look evil, but now it makes you look like a Gen X disgruntled person.

47. I'm a little white, so I'm a little white face.

48. I don't lock up all the people in the same team together, but they are imprisoned separately.If they are very important prisoners, I will carry the only cell key with me instead of giving one to each dungeon guard.

48. The man is beheaded on the spot, and the woman is sent to the harem.

49. If my most loyal lieutenant reports that our terrorist regiment is losing a war, I will believe him.after all, he is my most loyal lieutenant.

49. Of course I listen to reports in the harem, and I never behead the people in the harem.

50. If I kill an enemy who has a young brother or descendant, I will immediately find out and kill them.

And not until they grow up with hatred and come to me in my old age.

50. Those who follow me live, those who oppose me die, and by the way, the nine tribes are connected.

51. When I have to go into battle on horseback, I will never approach the front line of my army of terrors, nor will I look for my opponent in the enemy army.

51. I have a mobile fortress.

52. I have neither chivalry nor sportsmanship, and if I had an invincible superweapon, I would use it early and often without putting it in my collection.

52. I don't have chivalry but I have sportsmanship, I have an invincible superweapon that I often use to do sports in the harem.

53. Once my power is consolidated, I will destroy all the disgusting time travel machines.

54. I would offer the Temple of Prophecy two options: work only for me or be put to death.

55. When I catch a hero, I'm sure I've caught his dog, monkey, ferret, or any other sickly cute critter who happens to be around to untie the rope or steal the key.

55. Same as 50

56. When I catch a beautiful rebel and she claims to be attracted to my liliang and appearance, she will betray her companion as long as she is involved in my jihua.

56. I will let her participate in the slave girl femdom jihua in my harem.

57. I'll only hire bonus hunters who work for money.Guys who hunt for fun are likely to do stupid things, such as weirdly giving each other a chance to escape.

58. I will not rely on foolproof magic that can be counteracted by an unobtrusive amulet.

59. I'll make sure I'm well aware of the responsibilities of everyone in the organization.For example, if my general messes things up, I won't pull out my weapon and point it at him and say, "This is the price of failure."

60 When my advisor said to me, "What great things can he accomplish by being but one man, O king?

I'll answer: this, and kill this advisor.

61. If I knew that some milky brat was starting to destroy my mission, I would have slaughtered him while he was still milky and not waiting for him to grow up.

62. I will treat any beast that is controlled by my magic or technology with respect and kindness, so that if the control is lifted, they will not come to me right away to settle accounts.

63. If I learn that an artifact can destroy me, I will not order all the legions to mobilize to seize it.

My main computer will have a unique operating system that is completely incompatible with IBM computers or Macintosh computers.

And my computer will never connect to the Internet unless it is necessary.

65. I would choose the gate of the fortress to be the general standard size.Of course, the elaborate 20-meter-high gate can impress the public, but it is often too late to close it in times of crisis.

65. I invited some designers who designed the doors for the villagers to design the gates for my castle, because they designed doors that could not be opened even by the brave man who could slay the dragon.

66. When one of the guards of my dungeon begins to care about the condition of the beautiful princess's cell, I immediately change him to a position that requires less contact with people.

66. The guards of my harem are in charge of the beauty guards.

67. I will hire a committee of qualified architects to carefully inspect my fortress so that I know the location of all the secret passages and discard all the secret passages that I do not know.

67. I personally participated in the design and killed all the other participants when the castle was finished.

68. If I catch the beautiful princess yells at me: I will never marry you, never!

I'll say, "That's good, and kill her."

68. It's a pity to kill her, and also let her participate in the slave girl training in my harem.

69. When I make a deal with the devil, I don't just want an adversary and try to deceive it.

69. I'm the demon king, why do I still make a contract with the devil, they all have to obey me.

70. Shapeshifters and strange psychopaths will have a place in my army of terrors, but when I send them on important secret missions that require sophistication and cunning, I will first look to see if there are other suitable people who can attract less attention.

71. Finally, if I were to keep my enemies in a state of eternal mindlessness, I would offer them free unlimited internet.