Chapter 58 If a wise man does not fall in love, a military advisor does not go to the battlefield

Lu Guan opened the door.

Head-on is not the shadow in my heart.

It's two old and rough friends, Li Yunxing and Wang Mang.

The two of them were holding cigarettes, showing their chic.

Lu Guan's face darkened.

gave them a disdainful look, and then slammed the door shut.

"No, Lu Guan."

"You had a good time last night, so you don't care about our brothers, right?"

Click!

The door opened again.

Lu Guan hurriedly dragged them in to prevent the partition wall from having ears.

Walk inside.

The two of them began to scan the trash can with sneering eyes.

I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

"Hey, what are you looking for?"

Li Yunxing and Wang Mang smiled at the same time.

"I'm looking to see if you wore a condom last night."

Lu Guanden choked and became angry.

", I wonder if you two deliberately tricked me last night."

"Let me drink all the time and say all that nonsense......"

"Ahem, you can make it clear first, which set is it?" Li Yunxing sneered.

Wang Mang looked Lu Guan up and down.

It can be seen that he seems to be in good spirits, and he is not sluggish, so he can't help but admire.

"You kid, how does that feel? Is it so cool that it flies. ”

Lu Guan's forehead darkened, and he finally knew what these two friends were thinking, so he explained directly.

"Don't get sick, you two."

"I spent last night alone and nothing happened."

Li Yunxing and Wang Mang were stunned and shocked: "Didn't you go to confess to the girl last night?" ”

"We haven't said that you ruthlessly abandoned your brother for the sake of a woman."

“...... Is it really a clown! ”

The corners of Lu Guan's mouth twitched.

Not sure why.

From Li Yunxing's kid's face, I saw a smile that couldn't hold back.

This guy probably expected his confession to be rejected, right?

"She must have said yes." Lu Guan carefully recalled everything that happened last night.

Li Yunxing and Wang Mang looked at each other, and finally couldn't help laughing.

"Haha, it's okay to lie to buddy, don't fool yourself."

Wang Mang even took out a cigarette and planned to light it for him.

"It's okay brother, it's not a shame to be rejected for a confession."

"I have Huazi here, and I have a lot of energy, and I can suppress the things in my heart."

Lu Guan's face turned black again. "I'm serious, don't let me kick you two in the morning."

"Seriously?"

"Seriously!"

"Really serious?"

"Seriously!"

"Really ......"

"My refrigerator is quite big, if you ask again, I'll put you two in it."

Seeing that he didn't look like he was pretending, Wang Mang was shaken in his heart and began to believe it a little.

Our Jiangda goddess Concubine Liu really likes him???

"Oh no, Yunxing, he doesn't seem to be joking."

Li Yunxing's face was serious at this time and he nodded.

"I don't need you to remind you, this military division can see it."

Land Management: ???

Wang Mang: ???

Hey, when did you become a military advisor again?

At this time, Li Yunxing pushed open the window and looked at the riverside of Hangcheng Riverview Lake with his hands, feeling full of emotion in his heart.

"It seems that my love saint Li Yunxing has found another powerful successor in the sister world!!"

He counted the credit for Lu Guan's ability to catch up with Concubine Liu on his own head.

For a time, the pride was like a river.

In Li Yunxing's opinion.

If there was no Tao Tao from him last night.

How could Lu Guan open his mind overnight and catch up with Concubine Liu?!

Suddenly, Li Yunxing turned around and shouted resolutely with an expression: "Lu Guan, for the sake of you being my brother, I am willing to accept you as an apprentice!" ”

"Teach you all the seventy-two methods of picking up girls all my life, and become a new generation of love saints!"

"In the future, we will each talk about it, I will call you a disciple, and you will call me a buddy."

At this time, Li Yunxing was backed by the big river, with a golden light on his head, and his clothes were windless and automatic, quite a master's demeanor.

Lu Guan looked at him like a fool, and gave him a blank look.

But think about it.

Although Li Yunxing's coercion is indeed very unreliable sometimes, he seems to have never failed in the love field.

Should I really look for him for guidance?

......

On the coffee table, there is a Supreme Patriot 15prO maX cold front blue mobile phone.

The three of them sat around the couch, staring silently at their phones.

"Which of us comes first?"

"Mangzi, what do you think I should post?"

"Don't worry, you send her 'Are you there' first."

Li Yunxing slapped Wang Mang's little brain and said disdainfully: "Do you understand it?" ”

"If you start here, you must be a clown!"

Lu Guan wondered: "Then what should I post?" ”

Li Yunxing smiled, "Don't send anything, hang her first." ”

"It's called wanting to get away with it!"

Wang Mang was a little unconvinced, "You can forget it." ”

"Although I admit that you are very strong at picking up girls, you have never been in a serious relationship, okay."

"Can the method you teach be applicable to a pure love warrior like Lu Guan?"

Li Yunxing shook his head, "No, you still don't understand. ”

"Wise people don't fall in love, and military advisors don't go to the battlefield, this is the rule!"

"Believe me, you wait."

Lu Guan looked at him suspiciously.

If it weren't for the fact that there was no book about falling in love in the system, he would never have believed in this pitfall.

......

"Hmph, he's quite able to hold his breath."

At this time, Concubine Liu was in the house.

Su Wanqiu acted as a military advisor and was on a video call with Concubine Liu, sharing the WeChat interface of the computer.

Concubine Liu, on the other hand, used another mobile phone, hesitating whether to send a message to Lu Guan.

Su Wanqiu took out a gossip fan at this time.

Fan his hair slightly, his eyes suddenly opened, and he gave orders directly.

"I can't wait, then send it!"

At the same time, Lu Guan's mobile phone received a message.

The trio rejoiced, and the morale of Lu Guan's side soared.

"Yes, she sent 'Is it there?'"

Seeing this, Li Yunxing couldn't help but sneer.

With a wave of his hand, he pulled his clothes back and sat down on the couch.

"Wait another ten minutes, and then tell her, 'I'm sorry, I didn't look at my phone just now.'"

"This trick is called hiding from the world."

Wang Mang gave him a thumbs up and apologized for what he had just said wrongly.

Ten minutes later.

When Concubine Liu saw the news, her nervous face couldn't help but ease.

"Susu, look."

"He just didn't see his phone, maybe he's too busy."

Su Wanqiu tapped the fan, squinted her eyes, and said in a deep tone: "No, no, no." ”

"He deceived the world...... It's a wonderful use! ”

Concubine Liu was stunned, "What do you mean?" ”

Su Wanqiu smiled faintly, as steady as Mount Tai.

"It's okay, look at me."

After that, she used remote control of Concubine Liu's computer WeChat to initiate a video call to the other party.

Then hang up instantly.

This operation really made Concubine Liu scratch her head.

"Susu, are you sure you can do it?"

"Don't worry, I'm your best friend, can that hurt you?"