Chapter 309 [Skip Read] Bai Di Small Theater (3)
White Amber said, "Eat." ”
“…… Good. Di Jinxuan picked up his chopsticks and began to eat.
Bai Amber was still chatting while eating, "Don't explore my identity, answer my question first." You were not killed by bandits, but by your enemies? Who are you? If you are willing to say it, tell the truth, if you are not willing to say it, just refuse, don't tell lies and waste everyone's time. ”
"......" Di Jinxuan - this woman, do you want to talk while eating like this, with the most relaxed attitude, and say the most ruthless words?
He swallowed the food in his mouth, and then said, "Under the surname of Di, the name is Jinxuan, a person from the capital, who serves in the army, and his position is the general of Huaihua of Zhengsanpin." This time he was killed in Huaibin County, because the pursuit of the enemy army was ambushed, and when the girl took off her clothes, she should see the token, and the token can prove her identity. ”
Speaking of "undressing", Di Jinxuan remembered the embarrassing thing again, and his face was a little red just now.
Bai Amber didn't pay attention to the change in the man's expression, and his eyes flashed, "Zheng Sanpin?" Isn't it a big official? ”
"This ......" Di Jinxuan thought about how to explain, "Huaibin County Order is the seventh product." ”
Bai Amber was so shocked that her chopsticks fell off, and she didn't care about eating, she stared at the man with a pair of big eyes, "The county order is seven, and you are three?" Mom, what a big official is this? ”
As a Shandong person, I am really envious.
But that's not the point!
The point is, "I ask you, can you help me get a household registration?" ”
Di Jinxuan was also stunned, he thought that when the woman heard about his official position, she would ask for a large sum of silver, or some other ideas, but he didn't expect that she would ask for household registration?
"Why, do you want a household registration?"
"This is not a waste ......" was about to scold, thinking that the other party might help him a lot, Bai Amber hurriedly held back and squeezed out a smile, "Yes, you can't find a job without a household registration, you can't buy a house, you can't go anywhere." ”
Di Jinxuan looked around without moving again, "Where do you want to go?" ”
"My father and mother are dead, and I don't have a brother, have I always stayed in the village to farm or be eaten out? Don't ask so much, I'll just ask you, can you help me get a household registration. Such a big official, he must be able to help, right? ”
Di Jinxuan's face was embarrassed, "...... I'm sorry, I can't get a household registration, and I'm afraid that no one can do this except for the emperor. ”
After a pause, he said, "Even the emperor doesn't dare to easily touch the rules of the ancestors." ”
"Huh?" White Amber cried all of a sudden, "Sick, right?" People here are seriously ill, right? Aren't women human? Why don't you even have a household registration? Damn, I'm going to be a bandit. ”
After that, he asked seriously, "I said, since you are a general, you must have seen the bandits, right?" ”
Di Jinxuan didn't care about eating, put down the dishes and chopsticks, and replied seriously, "Yes." ”
"Can you tell me where the bandits are? I'm going to be a bandit. ”
“……”
"What's wrong? Don't worry about me, I have a lot of strength, and I'm the boss when I go to the bandits' den, so I won't be bullied. ”
Worried that the man would not believe it, he turned his head and saw a big stone next to the door, easily picked it up, and brought it to the man, "Look, this is a real big stone!" Granite! Do you use touching? ”
"......" Di Jinxuan was puzzled, what was she doing with the stone, "...... No. ”
Later, I saw the woman grasping the stone with both hands and slowly exerting force inward.
The hard stone, on the other hand, seemed to be crushed into powder little by little under great pressure.
Di Jinxuan's eyes widened - this is impossible! How can there be such divine power in the world?
Soon, a stone, larger than a human head, was crushed into powder in the middle, leaving only two pieces on either side.
Bai Amber grabbed two pieces, "This little stone is nothing, I just deliberately ran it slowly, because I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to see it clearly, you can look at it this time." ”
As soon as the words fell, the woman's hands were forced, and the stone in her hand was instantly pinched and torn apart.
Di Jinxuan looked at the woman in shock, then looked down at the stone powder in the woman's hand, and looked back at the woman's white face again in shock.
White Amber threw down the stone, ran to the side of the basin to wash her hands, and then returned.
With sparkling eyes, he asked, "Please, tell me where the bandit is?" How can I join them? I can still eat without a household registration, I can only think of being a bandit. ”
Di Jinxuan coughed lightly twice in embarrassment, "That's right, I did see the bandits in Xia, but the bandits I saw in Xia are all dead." ”
"Why?" White Amber was puzzled.
Di Jinxuan couldn't cry or laugh, "Because I'm responsible for leading the troops to exterminate the bandits?" Thieves rob money and harm people, how can the court let them go? As long as the imperial court receives a report, it will immediately start to exterminate people, not to mention, the extermination of bandits can be trained by the way. ”
Bai Amber was dumbfounded for a moment, "As long as you meet a bandit, you will kill it?" ”
"Yes."
"The bandits who keep to themselves, also suppress them?"
Di Jinxuan looked at the woman's increasingly red eyes, and suddenly felt cute, "The thieves will not keep to themselves. ”
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he didn't believe that a weak woman had just easily crushed a stone.
"Then ...... No more play. "The white amber was like a wilted eggplant at once.
Di Jinxuan didn't know how to say it - a thief must not be a thief, even if the woman has a unique skill, but she does have to fight against the court.
Suddenly, Bai Amber had an idea and raised her head suddenly, "Handsome guy, can you do me a favor?" I'll save you, you help me, and we'll even it! ”
Di Jinxuan said solemnly, "Okay, you say." "Whatever the help, he will help.
"You help me put on a show and fake your identity to marry me! After getting married, we moved to the county seat, and then you cheated to death, and the golden cicada came out of its shell. How about you go back to the capital to be your big official, and I stay in the county seat as my widow? ”
White Amber thinks she's so smart!
She really wants to meet the team leader now, and let the team leader see how smart she is! After all, the team leader always called her mentally retarded.
Thinking of the team leader and teammates, Bai Amber felt very uncomfortable, and her eyes turned red again.
Di Jinxuan has seen a weak woman crying, and he has also seen a sassy woman strong, but it is the first time he has seen a woman who was strong one moment ago, and the next moment his eyes are red.
This kind of impact made him feel uneasy, and he couldn't wait to try his best to make the woman happy.
Of course, he just thinks in his heart and doesn't really do anything.
When Pingshui meets, he can't be abrupt of women.
…… Don't dare, the woman's strength, if she is angry, it should be very easy to crush his bones.
So, Hagi agreed.
The matter was settled.
Bai Amber immediately found the village chief and the patriarch, gave them silver bribes, and casually made up an identity for Di Jinxuan, and set to get married in five days, saying that Bai Amber had recruited a son-in-law, and the household registration fell directly on Bai Amber's family.
If it is in the county seat, or other cities, there must be an official household registration to investigate.
But the village is much simpler, especially the white amber has produced a lot of silver.