Looking at a hand of bird feces, a foul smell hit, causing him to vomit for a while, presumably it was a bird fairy who had not yet cultivated into a human form and ate indiscriminately, broke his stomach, and was frightened and couldn't hold back.

"It's just unreasonable!" The man in Tsing Yi burst out with green muscles, and scolded angrily at the mountains and forests: "Lao Tzu is the ancestor of your ancestors! The ancestor of the ancestors! Dare to on my head, don't you want to live?"

After yelling at the forest, all kinds of earth fairies, bird fairies, and small birds and monsters in the forest are all scattered, in the face of such an ancestor, I really can't afford to provoke me and can't hide?

In an instant, the world was silent.

The man in Tsing Yi blushed for a while and had a thick neck, and then turned his gaze to the sky and pretended not to see anything, as if there was no one next to him, and he didn't care about the cuttlefish hanging high.

Suddenly, he was angry: "Okay, you dead fish! I have worked hard to fly all the way to see you, and this is the treatment I enjoy?

After speaking, he spat on the ground fiercely, and coincidentally, a shell lang who happened to pass by was still diligently pushing the balls and moving forward with difficulty, so he didn't die and was just hit directly and drowned by the saliva.

The shell Lang who had not yet returned to his senses was nourished by the saliva with the power of the gods, and his mana was forced to increase for a hundred years, and now he turned into a human form, turning into a petite short doll, but it was surprisingly dark.

The two were taken aback.

What's even more peculiar is that the ball of that was rolled round turned into a fairy grass at this moment, and it also bloomed pale red flowers, emitting a faint blue light.

This flower is called the rejuvenating grass, which has the effect of nourishing the yang of the five internal organs, clearing the heat of deficiency and labor, replenishing the qi in the body, strengthening the spleen and stomach, nourishing the yin and moistening the lungs, and replenishing the blood and water.

My God, the little black baby is overjoyed, the gift from heaven, this luck is no one, tears and snot fly together excitedly, and the heart is full of drama: bring this fairy grass back to plant, two in life, two in three, three in everything, one for sale to the outside world, the silver of this white flower is inexhaustible.

By the way, you can also build a big house and go to the butterfly fairy's house opposite to propose marriage.....

In an instant, the little black baby wrote a novel in her heart, full of ambition, full of red light, and proud of the spring breeze.

God, earth, my little black baby has also gone shit luck.

The more the little black baby thought about it, the happier she became, she couldn't close her mouth with a smile, so she knelt down in front of the man in Tsing Yi, thanked her for a thousand thanks, and after speaking, she stuffed the fairy grass into her arms, carefully covered it with her clothes, opened her arms to fly, and flew home happily.

This process is very short but smooth, the little black baby disappeared, and the man in Tsing Yi and the cuttlefish were dumbfounded.

The air froze for some time.

The cuttlefish finally spoke with a sneer: I'm sorry, this immortal jun is just happy to see you deflated. ”

"You, you villain!" Chongming was also physically and mentally exhausted, and muttered: "Forget it, I haven't seen you for thousands of years, and I don't have the same knowledge as you." ”

The cuttlefish looked at the rampaging spirit guy in front of him, he had known each other for tens of thousands of years, and his straightforward personality really hadn't changed at all, and he was still as fiery as ever.

His name is Chongming, he is a descendant of the divine bird of the Phoenix clan, and he is also an immortal who has lived for hundreds of thousands of years.

He is really strong, unruly, does not like restraint, and often does not attract people because of verbal conflicts, so he offended many immortal families, and the imperial palace hindered the face of the Feng clan, so he arranged an idle errand for him.

It is to send some letters or supplies from the imperial palace to various remote immortal mountains and boundaries, including Buzhou Mountain, to earn a meager salary, but even if it is a public official, the subsidies and gifts are still generous, so it is also free, and you can also travel around the mountains and rivers, and you are happy.

Chongming finished his tolerance, while practicing, while wandering around, when he met something fun, he didn't leave, eating and drinking, most of the immortal mountains were provided by him, and he was good at eating and drinking.

Sometimes Chongming is also playful, and he also likes to go to the world to wander around, turn into a Chongming bird, help the poor people drive away jackals, tigers and leopards, the people in order to repay the favor, specially prepare Qiongyu ointment to entertain him, he is really not welcome, the comer does not refuse, every time he is drunk, relying on his own immortal law to protect the body, the art master is bold, after drinking, he will fly back to his own fairy mountain to rest, and occasionally fly and fly and hit the cliff of the fairy mountain, and hit the head full of bags.

When I woke up the next day, I scolded again: "Which one doesn't have long eyes to hurt me........" Several nearby immortal mountains could hear his thousands of miles of transmission, scolding and howling, and hurriedly sealed the immortal gate so as not to touch his moldy head.

The cuttlefish recalled the scene when he and Chongming first met.

Tens of thousands of years ago, Chongming came to Zhoushan to send supplies, with an arrogant attitude, but he didn't expect to encounter the hard stubble of the cuttlefish, and the two fought heartily, but he didn't expect that Chongming was not the opponent of the cuttlefish, and was pressed to the ground to beat.

didn't expect that there would be such heroes in this remote place, so I admired it, didn't fight or know each other, and became friends and confidants. However, the two have always mocked each other when they disagreed.

The mouth was dry just now, and now he was dirty, Chongming could only borrow the cuttlefish's bathroom to wash in a low voice, the cuttlefish gave him a white look, and told him to clean up the bird feces, so as not to pollute his bathroom, and provoked him to lose his temper, and kept slandering the cuttlefish when he took a bath, cursing him for getting uglier and uglier the longer he became.

The cuttlefish was not idle, taking advantage of this vacancy, flew to the mountains, cast a spell and chopped some tall logs and transported them back, temporarily placed them in the outer courtyard, and went to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion to get a few drawings, preparing to repair this kitchen again.

After a while, when Chongming was freshened up, he was wearing a clean green shirt again, but he was a young man with clear eyes, bright eyes and bright teeth, and a handsome face, and his arrogant eyes looked around.

"I said, cuttlefish, you seem to be a little different here than before, look, there are peach blossoms on this table. Not to mention, when I was flying in the sky, I was shocked to see such a large piece of peach blossoms, old and beautiful. It's really weird, the last time I came, you didn't have a peach blossom forest here. ”

"I really haven't seen the world, I don't Zhoushan is also a treasure land of immortals, the land is vast, what do you want?"

"Yo Yo Yo, you even boast about yourself, don't you look at what good things I brought you this time? I guarantee you a big surprise!" Chongming grinned, his eyebrows fluttered and he naughtily stuck out his tongue in front of the cuttlefish.

"You beg me, you beg me, and I'll give it to you. ”

The cuttlefish had a stiff face, his lips seemed to be closed, but he spit out one word lightly: "Get out!"