Chapter 43: Adult Topics
The black blind man was even more depressed when he found out that Zu'er was a little girl!
Oh my God!
The capital is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger, a little girl of a few years old is so powerful, and the bodyguard industry is becoming more and more difficult to mix.
The length of the crutches completely made up for Zu'er's lack of height, and the black blind man took a few hard hits.
Since it is his own person, of course, he can't use killing moves, and Zu'er is quite measured!
The black blind man also thought it was funny when he met such a powerful child for the first time, and deliberately sold flaws to make her beat a few times to get angry.
Zu'er didn't want to disturb the people in the middle of the night, so he stopped after a few fights.
The little girl put away her crutches and snorted coldly, "I can find a room to raise the corpse by myself, and dare to enter the main room and break your legs." ”
Anyone who has seen the pen stealing knows the black blind man, although this product is the protagonist's camp, but he is arrogant and uninhibited, and he is both good and evil.
Although he is a little unscrupulous in doing things, he is absolutely reliable, but he didn't expect that he still has a conscience, and he is willing to spend a lot of money to ask him to protect Xiaohua.
But I was upset when I thought of the black flower Cp girl who hurt the egg.
is disrespectful to his age, and he even dares to tease Xiaohua, and his aunt castrates him sooner or later.
Xiaohua saw Zu'er enter the house and quickly closed the curtains, "Are you okay, are you injured?" ”
Zu'er put the second master's crutch away and shook his head, "Don't worry, I'm not the master who can suffer!"
Although that product is cheap but good, I can rest assured that he will go out with you in the future.
But at night, we still sleep inside and outside, the scoundrel is a man and a woman, and I am afraid that he will stick to stealing. ”
Xiaohua snorted and rubbed Zu'er's little head, "What are you thinking about every day?" I can't even keep up with your train of thought.
Tell me this, or Master will nag you again.
And it's been more than half a year, your eldest nephew should come to see you again, and then the master will drag him to talk about what to do! ”
Zu'er suddenly had a bitter face when she heard Xiaohua ridicule, "Big brother is really good, how can a child sue when he is an old man!"
You don't know how abrasive my eldest nephew is, he doesn't say a word, and he can't argue with his face alone.
But I remember your reminder, I've had his house cleaned up in the past two days, and he's supposed to be there soon!
You don't know how much this kid can make do, I went to clean up after he left last time, and the bed he lived in was clean.
There are a row of footprints on the ground, and the soil on the table next to him is quite old, he is really a vast mansion of three thousand nights, and he doesn't pick anything as long as he can sleep. ”
Xiaohua's funny little black girl smoothed her hair, "Are you worrying too much?"
How old are you and how old is he?
You're not even eight years old, he's eighty, so you need to worry about him?
If you worry too much, you are not afraid of early menopause. ”
Zu'er patted Xiaohua's messy hand, "What's wrong with eighty?" A child who has the pain of his elders is a treasure!
My eldest nephew has suffered for most of his life, that is, he is too wild to be idle, he wants to stay in Beijing honestly, and I must raise him as a wealthy son. ”
Xiaohua burst out laughing, "I'm so envious, jealous and hateful, why don't I have such a good aunt!" ”
Zu'er raised her eyebrows, "Then you will call me little aunt in the future, and I will also spoil you." ”
Xiaohua shook her head helplessly, "Forget it, right?" As soon as the nine doors came to you, it was a mess.
I think the master was going to die of laughter when he talked to your eldest nephew last time, that little sister and your sister-in-law are so interesting.
Besides, I'm a sister-in-law who is the head of the Xie family who is rushing to cling to the Buddha, and those people don't know how to bury me! ”
Zu'er rolled her eyes, "You also said that I like to worry, you think enough!"
Sleep sleep, for those things that affect sleep is not worth it! ”
Xie Yuchen thought about it, the little girl is growing her body, she sleeps too late and doesn't grow tall, so she can't jump up and hit someone's shoulder in the future.
The child slept well, and both of them fell asleep after returning to the house.
The black blind man was miserable, at first he hid quickly without seeing blood, but later he did receive a few crutches.
He casually found a guest room and took off his clothes, and a few bloody purlins were drawn out of his chest, back, thighs, and arms!
He didn't even have a bottle of medicinal wine at this time, so he could only rub the blood away by his hands.
I feel funny while rubbing it, the little girl's fart is ruthless enough, and I don't know whose child it is.
Wu Sanxing is not interesting enough, and he doesn't give information in advance if he has such hard stubble.
He is injured at work, and he has to pay more money with him when he goes back, otherwise Hei Ye will lose too much.
The black blind man rubbed away the bruises in the middle of the night, and slept late so he got up late.
By the time he got dressed and went out, it was past ten o'clock.
Under the shade of a tree in the courtyard, there is a stone table of eight immortals, and two children, one older and one young, are fiddling with the papers on the table.
Zu'er raised her eyebrows when she saw him come out, "As a bodyguard, I get up more than three hours later than my employer, and I seriously doubt your professional ethics." ”
The black blind man leaned over with a hippie smile, grabbed the snack on the stone bench next to him and stuffed it, "The little beauty is not right, the blind man is famous for his good quality and good value for money!"
Waking up late was an accident!
The blind man was beaten by you last night and vomited half a night's blood, and he can still get up today because of my strong willpower and a self-motivated heart to work hard!
Little boss, let's discuss the medical expenses, the blind man should be considered a work injury last night! ”
Zuer rolled her eyes speechlessly, this real person is more handsome than the actor in the pen stealing movie, but this character who wants money is really the same.
Xiaohua laughed out loud when she saw this guy being funny.
When the black blind man heard this, he immediately leaned next to Xie Yuchen, "This is the blind man's task!" I thought it was a little beauty last night, but I didn't expect it to be a handsome guy.
In the future, we will get along day and night, happy cooperation, little flower master! ”
Xie Yuchen raised his eyebrows, "The people under the master's hands have always been versatile, what else can you do besides fighting?" ”
The black blind man smiled even brighter, "The blind man is the best at guiding adolescent teenagers!" I can talk to you about some adult topics. ”
Xie Yuchen just frowned, how can this thing be a hooligan, what should I do if I teach Zu'er badly?
Unexpectedly, the little girl pinched Hua'er's hand, and said to the black blind man with a playful smile, "I am also most interested in the topic of adults!"
So let's talk about something that only adults are interested in? ”
The black blind man was just a moment of mouth, and he would not open his mouth in front of other little girls if he had no discipline.
It's a little embarrassing to be watched by people at this time.
Zu'er didn't intend to let him go, and looked the black blind man up and down with a pen in his hand, "I heard that you were introduced by the second master of the Wu family?"
But judging by last night's performance, I think you're too cost-effective.
So we have to discuss this salary, if you exceed the monthly salary of 500, you don't need to mention it.
Go out and turn left, so you don't want to go! ”
The black blind man's embarrassed smile froze on his face, "That's what you said about adults...... This one? ”
Zu'er nodded as a matter of course, "That's right, the topic of adults, what do you talk about if you don't talk about salary?" Talk about ideals! ”
Xie Yuchen next to him couldn't laugh anymore, Zu'er, this girl is too skinny, God fucking adult topic!
Zu'er saw Xiaohua smile and knocked on the table, "Be serious, be serious!" It's an adult-only topic! ”
Xiaohua nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, it's very serious, it's very serious, then Hei Ye will hurry up and talk about it." ”