Zhang Qiling's eyes were in a hurry, and he grabbed his sister-in-law's wrist, and wrote all over his face,

Stop it

No

What are you doing?

Zu'er was about to laugh angrily, "What else can I do with him as a dry corpse?" I saw a tail behind him and wanted to see if it was a man or a monkey! ”

Zhang Qiling tilted his head: Really?

Zu'er calmly took off her gloves and handed them to her eldest nephew, "I won't touch it!" Here you go! ”

I'll come, I'll come!

It was impossible for Zhang Qiling to let his sister-in-law touch a girl's house, so he put on gloves and carefully examined the golden body.

Although it is different from the research direction of forensic medicine, the Zhang family is also very good at autopsies.

Zhang Qiling replied affirmatively after touching it, "Male, between fifteen and eighteen years old, with a deformed tail vertebrae!"

It should have been poisoned by pouring a large amount of pills! ”

Zu'er nodded, he still recognized his eldest nephew's professional ability, then this should not be Wang Zanghai.

Ancient people were superstitious that most deformed children would be strangled to death at birth.

A very small number of parents who can't bear it will throw them at the door of the temple, hoping that the Buddha's mercy will save the child's life.

It's a pity that the Buddha is a compassionate monk who is not necessarily merciful, and this young man is estimated to be a sacrifice adopted by the temple.

It was not uncommon in ancient times to make a golden body from a deformed child, and although it was cruel, it could bring a lot of incense to the temple.

Those ignorant believers worshipped these deformed golden bodies as the reincarnation of gods and Buddhas, and the abbot saw great benefits, and this kind of tragic thing kept happening.

This thing is said to be a golden body, but it is just a zombie smeared with gold dust, and when it comes into contact with the breath of a living person, the corpse gradually grows a layer of fine white velvet.

Zu'er immediately exclaimed, "Big nephew, look, this guy is moldy!" ”

At this time, even the fat man and the innocent were attracted, and on the blue-black corpse, the white hair was increasing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Zu'er picked up the corpse with one hand and turned around and ran, and an echo came from the air, "The secret method of fighting zombies is not allowed to visit, I will be back soon!"

Come back!

Come! Come! Come! ”

Zhang Qiling depressedly stopped the fat man and Wu Xie who were going to chase, he bet that his sister-in-law must have some ulterior secrets!

It's hard to ask in front of these two, so I can only go back and talk about it.

The fat man was so anxious that he scratched his head, "I said little brother, you should go and have a look!"

Could it be that your Zhang family's secret method is passed on to women and not to men, and even you, the eldest nephew, are not qualified to take a look?

The white hair of the zongzi has grown, can my sister-in-law do it with a girl's family? ”

Before Zhang Qiling could answer, Zu'er's smiling face flashed at the entrance of the tomb, "It's done, thank you for your concern!" ”

Innocent looked at Zu'er in disbelief, "Sister-in-law, you're back, it's not been two minutes, what about the white hair?" ”

Zu'er spread his hands, "There is not even a scum left in the ashes, if you like to catch one for your sister-in-law next time, this long tail is too fierce and not easy to raise!" ”

Wu Xie hurriedly waved his hand, "Don't, don't, I don't like zongzi!" ”

Then he added, "I don't like Wufangzhai's zongzi either!" ”

Zu'er smiled even more happily!

Her eldest nephew is nagging her with his face, despising the fat man with his face, and complaining about innocence with his face, but unfortunately only she can understand it!

It would be fun if Wuxian could also read emojis, and she dared to guarantee that Wu Xiaogou would definitely need to reconstruct the three views!

The cold male god changed his words, and sure enough, he was still the cutest contrast.

Zu'er laughed too presumptuously and finally annoyed her eldest nephew, opened her hood and turned around with a knife, her face was about to rest, and she didn't want to look at it!

Innocent and the fat man really couldn't get the sister-in-law's laughter, but they both tacitly stayed away from the little brother.

Small animals have the instinct to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, and they feel that the little brother is probably in a bad mood at this time, so it is better to stay away so as not to be affected by the pond fish!

Zu'er laughed enough, and quickly touched a piece of toffee to stuff her eldest nephew's mouth, her child is so coaxing!

Zhang Qiling wanted to say that he was not easy to coax, but when he had sugar in his mouth, his face couldn't be hard, and the corners of his mouth would be slightly hooked unconsciously.

He didn't admit that he was bought by sugar candy, and said with a serious face: This sugar is too big, and the corners of his mouth will rise when he puts his cheeks up!

Zu'er humbly accepted the opinion and promised that next time she made the sugar smaller, she would make it look like a small animal, and the aunt and nephew finally reconciled!

The atmosphere of the two combat power ceilings is harmonious, and now it is a question of how to get out!

Innocence and stupidity are completely different things, and they are innocent and high-achieving students in key universities, and they still study architecture!

With a sweep of the eyes, you can roughly estimate the strength of the treasure roof structure and tomb bricks, and then set a few formulas to calculate the water pressure and load-bearing, and soon formulate a roughly perfect escape plan!

This plan has a short time and quick results, is easy to implement, and has low casualties, the only drawback is that a good tomb is completely destroyed!

When Zuer used to read the original book, she thought it was strange, obviously the black blind man and the fat man Wang were the ultimate dynamite lovers!

Why are the tombs of people all these years fine, but it is the little Meng of Innocence who has become the terminator of the ancient tomb?

People are still addicted to vegetables, so they can fry wherever they go!

If his eldest nephew's inverted partner during the Republic of China was not blind but Wu Xie, then it is estimated that half of their ancient tombs in Huaguo can disappear.

Wu Xie was a little embarrassed after calculating the formula, if this tomb brick was dug down, it was really nothing!

Even if there was molten iron watering, the three of them would be able to open a path.

But now they are digging the top of the tomb, and there is no focus at all except for these load-bearing pillars.

With his fat man's tonnage, he couldn't just stay holding the pillar for an hour, let alone free up his hand to dig the top of the tomb.

After Zhang Qiling heard what Wu Xie said, he took off his clothes and carried the little black gold and wanted to climb up and dig it!

Zu'er hurriedly stopped him, "This thing must be very strong if it can withstand a hundred meters of water pressure, are you sure you want to go down and chisel it?" ”

Zhang Qiling tilted his head and asked with his face: Otherwise?

Zu'er couldn't help but laugh again!

Her eldest nephew looks thin in a hoodie, and now he is shirtless, and the muscle lines of his upper body are very obvious.

Whether it is the pectoralis major or the 8-pack abs, the skin is clearly textured through a thin layer of skin, and it is very explosive to look at.

Coupled with a cold face and a black gold ancient knife in his hand, it should be a proper cool hanging and bombing shape!

But, hahahaha!

He actually tilted his head and his eyes were confused, selling cuteness!

Zu'er is really sorry for the age difference between her and her eldest nephew, and the little unicorn in her childhood must be super cute and cute.

Zhang Qiling was really speechless when he saw Zu'er smiling like that, fortunately, there were outsiders at this time, otherwise his sister-in-law would have rubbed his hair and pinched his face.

He just used to tilt his head when asking questions with his face, and every time his sister-in-law shouted that he was so cute and cute to rub him, really, where was he cute!

The meat is round and round, and the life is like a little goldfish, such as the sister-in-law before the age of ten!

Wu Xie and the fat man looked confused, little brother, this aunt is quite smiling!

Zu'er rubbed her face and tried to hold back a smile, "I mean you can use explosives, it's too hard to chisel at once!" ”

Wu Xie calculated for a moment before saying, "Of course, it is more labor-saving to use explosives, if it is ordinary earth gunpowder, one kilogram is about 20,000 joule equivalent."

The equivalent of blowing through the top of the tomb and preventing us from being injured is about 8,000 joules, which means that it is necessary to put about eight taels of earth gunpowder! ”

The fat man scratched his head, "How can college students talk like a book from heaven, anyway, the fat man understands a sentence, he wants eight taels of gunpowder, right?"

That's over, Aning's girls didn't prepare!

I can't take out one or two fat man, which of you has explosives in your pocket, hurry up, and if not, smash it!

While the fat man's buns haven't been digested, I won't have the strength for a while! ”