Chapter 228: Swamp, Finding Joy in Suffering

The movement on their side did not alarm the people on the shore, and until the two of them returned after washing and dressing, no one noticed the thrill just now.

When Zhang Qiling saw the jar in his sister-in-law's hand, he immediately widened his eyes in fright, this snake is highly poisonous, when did his sister-in-law catch it?

Zu'er shook the jar and knocked the snake to pieces, "Daddy, do you want to try the talking snake?" ”

Zhang Ruisong doesn't want to eat talking snakes, he just wants to hit children now.

This stinky girl is so skinny, is this retribution?

In the city, he let his daughter worry, and when he arrives in the deep mountains and old forests, he should be worried about being a father?

Zuer tossed the jar to a fellow and told them to pass it on to each other.

"This is called the cockscomb snake, also known as the pheasant neck, it is highly poisonous, and the flesh crown on the head can vibrate the sound of simulating human speech.

Once they get separated, they will encounter someone who shouts that they must talk to him before they can pass.

Have you memorized them all? ”

The brave soldiers immediately replied yes.

For Queen Miao's orders, they never asked the reason for resolutely carrying them out.

Zu'er didn't rest any longer, put away his things and continued to set off according to the instructions on the map, and ate lunch while walking, striving to reach the destination early.

It is only 20 minutes away from the entrance of the West Queen Mother City, and it was really a little unjust for A-Ning to die in this place.

If you don't stop at the waterfall......

Forget it, life and death are fateful, there are many coincidences and dog blood in life, saying that if the fart is useless!

After leaving the waterhole, there was another section of forest, and after walking for about ten minutes, I saw something similar to a stone statue in the distance, which obviously had entered the range of human exploitation.

And the stretch of swamp from the woods to the statues is not so easy.

A bold soldier probed with a telescopic stick, and the depth was almost a meter and a half of the mud.

It's not impossible, but the taste must be very uncomfortable.

Moreover, there are many blood-sucking insects such as locusts hidden in the mud, except for the three live mosquito coils of the Zhang family, which are still very dangerous for others.

Although Zu'er doesn't attract insects, she has a physiological resistance to soft creatures like locusts.

The thought of having to get up close and personal with tens of thousands of meat bugs in the mud made Zu'er's goosebumps come out.

Seeing that it was still early, she decided to play big, and by the way, it would benefit future generations.

Zhang Qiling saw her sister-in-law's expression and immediately grabbed her, with a face full of writing,

What are you doing?

Want to make trouble?

Don't die!

Zu'er rolled her eyes, "I'm not going to die, I'm just doing a little experiment."

The five elements are mutually reinforcing, the soil and water are mud, and the fire mud is pottery.

The mud is soft, people are trapped, and the pottery is hard, which can be used as a bridge temporarily, and we must learn to integrate metaphysics and draw inferences from one another. ”

Innocent raised his hand weakly, "Sister-in-law, that's not metaphysics, it's physics. ”

Zu'er played him with a brain crash, "As far as you know, don't care what you learn, you just say it's not feasible, right?" ”

Wu Xie rubbed his head and smirked, "Theoretically feasible, the swamp is rich in methane gas, and it can indeed burn in the presence of combustibles."

Sufficient temperature and burning time can indeed allow wet sludge to harden.

But no one has ever done that, and where there are swamps, it's damp, and it's hard to start a fire! ”

Zuer waved his hand and released two large barrels of gasoline, "Is it still difficult now?" Just because no one does this doesn't mean that you can't do it, do you want to play Xiao Wu Xie? ”

Play with your uncle!

Zhang Ruisong grabbed Zu'er's ears and twisted them for half a circle, "Stinky girl, no one cares about you, right?"

Did you know that biogas will explode when exposed to an open flame?

Also burn pottery!

If it really burns, you have nowhere to escape, and the rain of leeches all over the world will fall on your head with crackling! ”

Zu'er's face turned green when she thought about that scene, "Don't play, don't play, let it go!"

You're really my father, you really know how to disgust me! ”

Zhang Qiling quickly turned his head when he saw his sister-in-law eating deflated, he couldn't let his sister-in-law see his emoji, or he would have to eat fennel feast again.

Those brave soldiers also hurriedly turned around, the war of the gods was not something they could participate in.

They worship the goddess, but there is no room for them to interfere when her father wants to teach her daughter.

Zhang Ruisong also knew that his daughter was scared of those locusts, so he said that he would carry her over, and he would not be able to ride on his shoulder, nor would he not be able to move.

Zu'er immediately hugged her father's arm and rubbed it, it's great to have her father's love, she wants to be a father's daughter.

That being said, Zu'er didn't want her father to carry her across the swamp, wasn't it just a leech, she just tried not to think about it.

After putting away the gasoline can, Zu'er took out a dozen pairs of forked pants, which were the kind of rubber products that could be worn to the chest, and she had already prepared for the swamp when she knew that she was going to enter the swamp.

Everyone put on their forked pants and walked through the swamp, although they were not afraid of insects, but the resistance of the mud was great, and it was much more laborious to walk than on land.

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, Zu'er always feels something soft crawling back and forth on her legs.

She wants to be blind, if her black master is above her, she will ride on her shoulder.

Although they are all over 100 years old, the old father can't bear it, and there is no psychological pressure when he rides a blind man.

The swamp was as far as the eye could see, and after walking for more than an hour, they were exhausted and panting, and could only rest temporarily on the rocks jutting out of the water.

Zu'er watched as the soft creatures crawling on his pants finally exploded, and a 100,000-volt shot came at the surface of the swamp.

Blue electric light poured out from the palm of the hand, conducting in a network on the surface of the water, and a layer of blue arcs were filled around it, making the water surface strange and dangerous.

Innocent silently shrank behind the little brother, he had never understood the creature of a girl.

A big dog of more than one meter is not afraid, and a cockroach with a large fingernail cover is so frightened that it jumps up and down.

And their fear and ferocity are often only in the first thought, they are the ones who scream in fear of the little bugs, and they are the ones who smash the table with a baseball bat for a mouse.

He also thought that his sister-in-law was different from those girls, but he didn't expect that girls with high force values were more dangerous.

It's just a few locusts, can you use this kind of big move?

The group attack thousand bird streams are used, not to mention the locusts, even if the zombie emperor comes, he has to kneel down and sing about conquest.

When those brave soldiers saw the miracle coming, they began to pray silently, and Zhang Ruisong looked at his daughter dumbfounded.

"Girl, I remember that your mother is a human being, are you an atavist? What's this trick called? ”

Zu'er finally felt a little more comfortable after venting, "Is my mother a human and you always ask me?"

It is possible to atavistic ancestors, which mythological system has an immortal who is good at thunder and lightning? ”

Zhang Ruisong: Venerable Buddha Red!

Zhang Qiling: Our Lady of Taoist Golden Light!

Anin: Thor, the Norse god of thunder!

Innocence: Pikachu and Kakashi Hachiki!

Zu'er was speechless, "Can you be serious, and the little Qilin will speak like a human being."

Venerable Red, isn't it enough for you to set a new record for the largest monk and layman, and you won't even let go of 18 Arhats?

Can Venerable Red have children?

And you, think this girl hasn't read Norse mythology?

Thor is the god of thunder with horns.

The most hateful thing is Wu Xiaoxie, what the hell are Pikachu and Kakashi?

Now I'm discussing my mother's bloodline, and you usually watch a lot of cartoons. ”

The three named all rolled their eyes, could it be that the golden photoelectric mother was reliable?

It's not nonsense yet!

Double Standard Dog!