Chapter 293: Zhang Ruisong is a demon
The feel and recoil of a real gun are not comparable to that of an airsoft gun at all, and Xiao Zhang made jokes at first.
But after all, they have a kung fu foundation, and they have practiced their hair and fingers for a long time, and the precision and strength in their hands are very comparable, and they soon found the key to using a gun.
Zu'er generously said that the bullet tube is enough for them to make at will, how can this group of children not have fun.
This time, even Zhang Longban and Zhang Haike didn't remind them to relent, after all, the opportunity is rare.
And in a few days, I will have to face off against the Wang family, and it is still beneficial to practice more marksmanship.
Zhang Ruisong looked at the energetic little Zhang and thought of a crooked idea again, and called Zu'er aside to bite his ear.
"Girl, while the wedding hasn't taken place yet, if you want to regret it, let's run away from the marriage.
Look at these, but they are all good children of our Zhang family, from eighteen to nineteen to twenty-eight nineteen, and they are worthy of your age. ”
Zu'er rolled her eyes speechlessly, "Dad, you are a little lacking in morality, your uncle treats you well."
Aren't you too unrighteous? ”
Zhang Ruisong is not straightforward and strong, "Xiao Hei is really good, then if it doesn't work, let's worship the son."
Just as I, the eldest brother, owe him, I still pay a favor, and I can't fill the hole with my daughter's life's events.
The more I think about it in the past two days, the more wrong it becomes, you're only in your 20s, and it's a shame to find one that's more than 100.
He's not our Zhang family, who knows if it's okay?
What if you don't have a child in your life?
Look at those over there, handsome, handsome, young and energetic, if you really have the idea to infame your father.
Let's repent of getting married! ”
Zu'er glared at him angrily, "You take the head, you take the burden, the oldest over there calls me Grandma, and the few you refer to are called Grandma."
Now only Zhang Longban is still alive with me, and he looks bald even more than you.
Obsessed with intermarriage within the clan can't ignore morality!
Even if the blind man can't be born, isn't there still Qiqi, are you still afraid that I will be the last?
If you are really worried that our branch is not prosperous, then you can have a second child yourself.
I still have a laboratory under my name, as long as you can get out, I will bring you a hundred biological flesh and blood by this time next year, and you can ask me if there is one less. ”
Zhang Ruisong suddenly glared, "Are you worthy of your mother by doing this?"
I have sworn to keep festivals for the rest of my life, what kind of heart do you have when you let me sleep with other women? ”
Zu'er immediately snorted, "Stinky old man, what do you think of a good thing?"
Who said you got a woman?
No, you have a bag in your head, can you sleep with more than 100 of them?
If you don't have enough eyes, talk less, exposing your IQ.
Now it's all high-tech, and women can still have children without sleeping. ”
Zhang Ruisong snorted coldly, "You don't fool me, I just have little knowledge and I'm not stupid."
Could it be that a child can still grow out of a tree?
Well, it doesn't count, and a single example can't be used as a reference. ”
Zu'er covered her face tiredly, "Don't ask me about this kind of thing, don't you have a good relationship with Xiaohan?"
Ask him to go! ”
Zhang Ruisong is also very tough sometimes, and picked up his mobile phone with a cold snort, "Just ask, I'm not stupid, you don't want to lie to me!" ”
Zu'er was speechless, did her stupid dad remember what their first topic was?
He didn't say a few words before he was crooked, and he was embarrassed to say that he was not stupid.
The blind man in her family is really pitiful, such an unobtrusive old man on the stall is about to get married and wants to make trouble.
Zhang Ruisong listened to Xiaohan's explanation of what surrogacy and IVF are, and the whole person was stunned.
Is he really old?
The world is changing too fast, and there is really a technology that can give birth to a child without sleeping a woman.
Zu'er smiled contemptuously at him like this, and although he didn't speak, the contempt and ridicule in it came to his face.
It immediately stimulated the nerve of Zhang Ruisong's authority called his father.
Not to be outdone, this thing snorted coldly, even if there is that kind of technology?
Surrogacy in China is illegal, and it is impossible to carry 100 surrogacies at a time, you are bragging.
Zu'er laughed angrily, pointed to the guns on the wall and gritted his teeth,
"Look at these guns and talk again, I haven't done anything illegal since I was 6 years old?
Besides, our family's ancestral heirloom is upside down, don't you think it's funny to mention the law to me!
Also, how much is 100?
Believe it or not, I said in Shan State that I want to find someone to surrogate, and the girls who sign up can break 10,000 in a day? ”
Zhang Ruisong snorted coldly and turned around and left, he didn't want to talk to the hanging dog, and he didn't talk about martial arts at all.
Zu'er looked at her father's childish behavior and shook her head helplessly.
The eldest nephew will be able to recover his adult thinking in half a year, and the junior official and Qi Qi will be sensible in a few more years.
When will this daddy grow up?
As soon as she finished sighing, the junior official asked the nanny to bring it over again.
The little guy was aggrieved and leaned on Zu'er's arms to complain, and his brother occupied Qi Qi and didn't let him play, and the little official didn't pay attention.
Zu'er suddenly covered her face, what kind of human suffering is this?
Although her eldest nephew can recover, this willfulness is really fatal.
Xiao Zhang was busy training, and she still wanted to discuss the affairs of the Wang family with Zhang Haike and Zhang Longban, so she could only coax Xiao Guan to let him go to Zhang Ruisong for a while.
Her father still likes this trumpet patriarch very much, the big one can't be provoked, and the rare and small one is not bad.
There is also a place for children to play in the unicorn club, Zhang Ruisong has never sat on the slide, saying that he is playing with a small official, and he is very lively to play.
This old lady looks young and handsome, and she looks like she is in her twenties.
Especially when he smiled, his smile was clean and pure, revealing the clarity and stupidity of a college student, and it really attracted a few young ladies to WeChat.
Those boys are mostly concentrated in places such as horse farms and e-sports shooting, and it is really rare to have the leisure to bring their babies to play.
Especially good-looking, really handsome, rich, beautiful and caring, it's the best!
Zhang Ruisong's head shook like a wave drum, but he was determined to keep the festival for Wanmei, and refused to talk to all women.
And his daughter also said that their family has a special identity, and his WeChat is not allowed to add people indiscriminately.
Those young ladies didn't want to go to WeChat, and they were a little regretful, and their eyes were staring at this big and small play.
This gaze was too enthusiastic, and the junior official was uncomfortable, and pulled his uncle and grandfather to go back.
But soon they didn't have to go back, because the girls had shifted their target again.
Zhang Qiling, who sat on the merry-go-round with his arms, was more attractive than Zhang Ruisong, and even some mothers frequently looked sideways.
Zhang Ruisong and the junior official rolled their eyes in unison, and the grandparents and grandchildren cut in unison.
However, the meaning of the two is very different.
Zhang Ruisong laughed at the group of women and toads who wanted to eat swan meat, and the petty officials thought that Zhang Qiling was recruiting bees and butterflies.
Zhang Ruisong was scolded back by Zu'er, and he turned his brain to the patriarch again.
There are 7 girls in Xiao Zhang who came this time, although the concentration is low, but they also have unicorn blood, and it would be good if they could look at the patriarch.
The patriarch doesn't need to look at the seniority when choosing a concubine, just don't really be a relative.
This one also wanted to play one at a time, and mysteriously called Zhang Qiling over before dinner, intending to take advantage of his current amnesia to instill in him the importance of inheritance.
Not surprisingly, this old lady mentioned the family rules five times before his daughter's marriage.
It is estimated that before Zu'er got married, he had no time to be a demon.
Zuer was deeply sympathetic to this, and added a lot of dishes to his eldest nephew at dinner.
The schadenfreude is not too obvious, so he told Zhang Qiling bluntly:
Well done!
Zhang Ruisong is really going to cry, you are all bad people, he thinks about Xiao Hei, or his uncle is the best for him!
Zu'er's eyes rolled to the sky, knowing that your uncle was good to you, but you still cheated him?
Sure enough, the world is as black as a crow!
No matter what kind of temper or character, once you become a mother-in-law and an old man, your heart and eyes will immediately be crooked.
Especially her father, who scolded the cook after eating a full meal, beat the monk after reciting the scriptures, and played a thief by crossing the river and demolishing the bridge.
This time, he said that he wouldn't let the blind man copy the family rules for him, and her black master was the groom's official.
Hehe, we're busy!