Chapter 296: My Song, You Can't Dance
Li Yunxiao's voice fell, and the eunuch beside Li Xian came over and said, "The dancing girl has been canceled." ”
"What's that? Cancelled? Who canceled it? ”
The eunuch glanced at Li Zhi and whispered: "Your Majesty said that it is not suitable to have a dancing girl at this time, so it was canceled." ”
Li Xian sighed.
"My father is just harsh on me, what is suitable for a dance."
"One day, the astronomical officer was babbling in his ear, this can't do it, it doesn't work, it's really disappointing."
After speaking, Li Xian looked at Li Yunxiao and said with a smile: "Eat and drink more, Master Hadi, and I'll pass." ”
Li Yunxiao nodded, and Li Xian returned to his seat.
Li Zhi picked up his wine glass at this time and shouted, "Come!" All Aiqing drank together to celebrate the smooth weather and peace in all directions in the past few years of my Datang! ”
Everyone, except for Li Yunxiao, all picked up their wine glasses and drank them all.
After saying this, the eunuch brought the wine glass, and after Li Xian took it, he came to Li Zhi and Wu Meiniang and knelt down.
"The parents of the body and the children have no talent and no virtue, all rely on the father and the queen mother, hold the wine in this cup, and wish the father and the queen mother good health and longevity!"
Li Zhi nodded: "Okay, Xian'er still knows how to be grateful, not bad." ”
As he spoke, Li Zhi raised his eyebrows.
Li Xian comprehended, and under the gaze of everyone, he came to Li Yunxiao to toast.
"It is a blessing for the world to have an emperor in my Tang Dynasty, a blessing for the community, and a blessing for the people! Xian'er wishes the emperor a long life and a long history! ”
Li Yunxiao took the cup and put it on the table.
Li Xian was stunned: "Emperor, why don't you drink?" ”
"I don't like to drink."
"Oh, that's easy, I'll pour a cup of tea."
"Excuse me, just receive the kindness, don't care about me, you play with yours, just be happy."
"Okay then." Li Xian scratched his head and whispered to himself: "It's really strange that you don't know how to drink yet." ”
Returning to his seat and looking at the light banquet, Li Xian muttered: "It's boring, it's so boring, there is no singing and dancing, how will you live this day in the future?" ”
Li Zhi glared at him: "Just you talk a lot!" Go back! ”
At this moment, a guard suddenly came to the second sage and gave a salute: "Qiqi two sages, Princess Taiping, please meet!" ”
The guard's voice was not loud, but when the guard came, the ministers automatically silenced it, and naturally they heard it clearly.
But at this time, the princess came over, and it was a little unruly.
Li Zhi waved his hand: "Tell her, wait until the banquet is over, don't mess around!" ”
"Yes!"
The guards took the order, but it wasn't long before he returned with an ugly face.
"The Second Sage... The princess said that there are special gifts for the two saints and the ministers, no matter what..."
"Get out of the way!"
Before he could finish speaking, a man in armor and a spear in his hand suddenly burst in and pushed the guard aside.
There was a sudden silence in the Lin De Palace.
Where is this? Lin De Hall, the place where the ministers of civil and military affairs gathered.
If the guards are not summoned to enter without a weapon, it will be considered assassination!
Li Yunxiao glanced at the man in armor.
I saw that his figure was not burly, he looked very young, his face was like a crown of jade, his eyebrows were clear, and he was obviously a teenager.
Li Yunxiao looked carefully at his person's Adam's apple and found that this person's Adam's apple was not prominent.
"A woman disguised as a man..."
After the person pulled away the guard, he stood in the center, glanced around without fear, and when he saw Li Yunxiao, he paused for a moment, and then turned his head to look at the second saint.
The two saints were stunned.
After a moment, the two of them burst into laughter.
Listening to the laughter of the two saints, most of the people were confused, what is so ridiculous?
Li Xian clapped his hands on it at this time: "Okay! Sister, you really mean a general, it's just that the disguise technique is a little worse, hahaha, it's fun, it's so fun! ”
Younger sister?
Disguised?
Princess Taiping?
Since the incident in Li Yifu, Princess Taiping has lived in the palace almost without leaving home for many years, and many officials can't recognize her.
"Poof! Hahaha, hahahahaha..."
Princess Taiping tore off the clumsy disguise technique on her face and couldn't help laughing.
Hearing her silver-bell-like girlish voice, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
It turned out to be a false alarm, and I thought it was someone who came in.
After Li Zhi laughed a little, his tone was a little doting: "You, you are really foolish, recklessly breaking in, or dressed as a man, what kind of body do you become?" ”
"Don't you know what the crime of driving is? Are you all decorations when you are my bodyguard? You're almost dying! ”
Li Zhi said words of reprimand, but his tone was very flat.
Princess Taiping has always been lively and bold, and she didn't pay attention to the words of the two, only to see her come to Li Yunxiao and take a turn.
"Emperor, how is it, do you think my clothes look good?"
Li Yunxiao glanced at Princess Taiping, the clothes were nothing in his eyes, but he just stayed on the armor for a moment, because on the armor, there was a phoenix...
"I think you should ask your parents, not me."
Princess Taiping pouted and came to the second saint for a turn.
"Father and Queen Mother, I have put a lot of thought into this armor, have you seen it, there is a phoenix on it, this is a rui beast!"
Wu Meiniang smiled: "It's good-looking, it's a good meaning!" ”
Li Zhi also nodded, but after that, he still said with a serious face: "I have a banquet with hundreds of officials, and by the way, I will discuss state affairs, what are you doing here?" ”
When Taiping heard this, he hurriedly came to the central position, clasped his hands into fists and saluted, and deliberately said in a thick voice:
"The last general is peaceful, and I want to dance for the two saints and the ministers!"
Crash!
All the ministers of civil and military affairs stood up.
There is a difference between dignity and inferiority, inside and outside, how can you let the princess dance for the officials? What kind of dancing is this, this is their guillotine dance, right?
An official saw that everyone stood up, and Li Yunxiao didn't stand up, but why didn't the two people around him stand up?
Li Yunxiao saw his eyes and said lightly: "I brought the two of them." ”
The official nodded and smiled, ignoring it.
There was silence in the room, all whispers.
Seeing her father's hesitation, Princess Taiping couldn't help but say: "Shang's wife is good, fight with her husband, Wei Zhimulan, join the army for her father!" ”
"My aunt's grandmother, Princess Pingyang, once established the Women's Army and captured Chang'an for meritorious service, and I, why can't I dance?!"
When Wu Meiniang heard this, her eyes brightened: "That's good!" is worthy of being my daughter, you are allowed to dance, and let the ministers see my heroic appearance as a Tang woman! ”
Li Zhigang wanted to say something, but when he saw Taiping's heroic appearance, he couldn't bear to blow, so he agreed.
"Good! But I need someone to help! ”
As he spoke, Taiping came to the emperor and gave a salute: "Emperor, do you know how to play a musical instrument?" ”
"I understand a little."
Taiping's eyes flashed: "Then would you like to enjoy the Taiping song?" ”
Li Yunxiao slowly raised his eyes: "My song, you can't dance." ”
Everyone was stunned when they heard it, is there any song in this world that can't be danced?
Li Lizhi on the side pulled Li Chengqian, and the two of them stretched their heads back: "When will my master know how to play a musical instrument?" ”
Li Chengqian muttered: "Then you ask him, we don't know a lot... How do I know? ”
Li Li glanced at him: "It's nothing!" ”
"I... I..."Li Chengqian really wanted to go up and give Li Liqing a kick.