Chapter 008: The One-Egg Cuckold King

The sun went down, the sky was dark, and there was no big girl or little daughter-in-law to see, so Hu Wei returned to Wang Fugui's home.

Wang Fugui seems to be quite angry today, and he is still frying tofu until now. Hu Wei went in to say hello, and seeing that he didn't mean to call it a day for a while, he turned around and slipped into the kitchen.

"Sister-in-law, cook. I'll help you with firewood. Hu Wei entered the kitchen and talked with a smile.

"Dead statues. Wang Zhang glanced at Hu Wei and scolded in a low voice.

"Sister-in-law, this is your fault, I am kind enough to help you add firewood, how can you scold people. Hu Wei glanced at the tofu room and found that he couldn't see it at this angle, so he secretly twisted it on Wang Zhang's buttocks.

"You're going to die. Wang Zhang's face turned red all of a sudden, and the food in his hand almost fell to the ground.

"Sister-in-law, do you remember the first time we were here?" Hu Wei laughed.

"You little rascal, talk nonsense and I'll beat you again. Wang Zhang kicked Hu Wei lightly.

"Sister-in-law, let me ask you something. Has Brother Wang's guy been injured before?" asked Hu Wei as he put his hand on Wang Zhang's leg.

"I don't know if I've been hurt. Wang Zhang opened his mouth to speak, but after thinking about it, he shook his head and said.

Hu Wei was surprised: "No, you have been married for ten years, haven't you seen each other?"

"He had to turn off the lights every time before he came up, how could I see clearly. Wang Zhangshi opened Hu Wei's hand, and his voice trembled a little.

"Then how do you know that mine is bigger than his?" Hu Wei smiled evilly, and put his hand on it again. This time, I ran straight into my skirt and moved up little by little.

"I'm going to die, you can ask this kind of shameful words. Wang Zhang stomped his feet.

Hu Wei couldn't see what the result was, so he decided to retreat after a sneak attack. When his hand went up, he didn't touch the dirty pants he imagined, and he couldn't help laughing: "Sister-in-law, you are not well-behaved, so unhygienic?"

"I hate it, and it's not because of you. Every time people think of those little snake teeth, they get wet, and they don't rush to wash them. Wang Zhang knocked on Hu Wei's head.

"Haha, I won't wear that thing after that, it won't do much anyway. It's also more convenient. After Hu Wei finished speaking, he stood up, deliberately scratched her chrysanthemum with a little Hu Wei, turned around and ran away.

Maragobi's, one day find an opportunity to blow it up.

At night, Hu Wei got up from bed in the middle of the night and secretly came to Wang Fugui's side. Because he didn't get an answer from Wang Zhang, Hu Wei decided to try it with his own clairvoyance.

Although more than ten seconds is short, it is enough to worry about Wang Fugui's problem. The main thing is that the problem is too obvious.

"It seems that Wang Zhang's woman didn't tell the truth, Wang Fugui has one less ball, she can't not know. Hu Wei lay back on the kang and closed his eyes and thought.

Hu Wei's idea, he played with other people's wives, and he should give others some supplements. If you can help Wang Fugui cure his problems and let him give birth to a son and a half daughter, he will be worthy of him. Besides, if you don't have a big son on you, you can't stay here for the rest of your life. Now that he has a chance, he still doesn't want to get money? But Wang Fugui has one less egg, so the problem is a bit big.

Thinking about it, Hu Wei suddenly thought of something from his childhood. At that time, Hu Wei was about six or seven years old, and he was very naughty. One day, he accidentally saw a male dog and a female dog in love, and the two dogs were connected together, and he thought it was funny, so he took a stick and went to beat them. As a result, one of the male dog's eggs was broken. The dog's owner grabbed Hu Wei and took him to his master to ask for an explanation.

Hu Wei's master threw out Zhang Fangzi very disapprerovingly, saying that the number of sperm produced by the testicles is very large, which can be hundreds of millions per day, even if it is calculated according to one testicle, as long as its function is normal, it can produce enough sperm for fertilization. Giving birth to paparazzi is not a problem.

"There is no problem with dogs, and people should be able to do it. I just don't know if Master is a liar. Maragobi, nine out of ten of the bastard master's words cannot be believed. It's a pity that I haven't been to that place again, and I don't know if the dog has given birth to a puppy to care about it, so he used dead horses as live horse doctors. Whether you can do it or not depends on whether your ancestral grave is smoking!"

Hu Wei thought as he returned to the kang.

The rivers and lakes are very chaotic, and Hu Wei's master is stingy and stingy, he never opens a single room in the hotel, and sleeps in a large tile. In order to prevent someone from stealing, Hu Wei's master gave him a way to sleep, which can keep him half-asleep and half-awake, which is called ear-keeping by the Jianghu people.

Hu Wei thought it was fun at first, but after learning it, it wasn't fun. Because from then on, as long as he slept on a large flat bed, he had to keep his ears. This half-asleep and half-awake way of sleeping is very uncomfortable. Fortunately, I slowly got used to it later.

After coming to the other world, on the surface, he slept deeply. In fact, every night, Hu Wei is used to keeping his ears, because he is very insecure here.

When Wang Fugui got up, when Wang Zhang peeked at him, he felt a little bit. It's just that he doesn't feel the danger, he doesn't move.

The next day, when Wang Fugui was about to go out, Hu Wei got up from the kang and said that he wanted to go to the market with Wang Fugui. Of course, Wang Fugui has no objection to this. Wang Zhang was very unhappy. Yesterday, Wang Fugui returned early to interrupt the good thing, and she is thinking about how to make up for it today.

Under Wang Zhang's resentful gaze, Wang Fugui and Hu Wei went out together. Wang Fugui picked Danzi, and Hu Wei was naturally empty-handed. The two chatted and walked on. After a while, Wang Fugui looked around and mentioned yesterday's incident.

Hu worriedly said, I'm waiting for you.

"Brother Wang, with all due respect. I've been observing you for some days, and although your body is strong, your yang energy is not enough. It should be that the children and grandchildren bag is not strong enough. If I'm right, you should have one less egg. Hu said solemnly.

"Huh?" Wang Fugui was a little surprised. When he was a teenager, he used to work as a laborer in a large family. Once inadvertently offended the young master and was bitten by the young master's dog. happened to bite there, he had never mentioned this matter to others, and he didn't expect Hu Wei to be able to see it.

Hu Wei already knew the answer, so naturally it was impossible to say wrong. Stretched out his hand to pat Wang Fugui's shoulder and comforted: "Don't worry, I didn't sleep all night last night, I was just thinking about you." Problems like yours have been encountered by my master before, and I will try my best to help you. ”

Hu Wei said as he thought, thinking to himself: I didn't lie to you. My master has encountered, isn't that dog in the same situation as yours, and he has also prescribed prescriptions. As for trying to help you, hehe, I'll try my best to help you, but you can't get better, and I can't help it. You can't let me help you plant, right? It's not moral, you ask your daughter-in-law, it's not a safe period, I'm all mouth blowing.

Wang Fugui didn't have the ability to listen to his heart, so naturally he couldn't hear Hu Wei's heart. Hearing Hu Wei say this, he was so happy that he almost knelt down, and thanked him again and again: "Brother Hu, your great kindness"

"Yes, don't talk about those, even if our brothers can get to know each other, even if it is fate, the doctor's parents, I will definitely help you." However, this treatment requires medicines, and these medicines are relatively expensive. I'm not asking you for money, but you also know that brother, I just got out of the mountain, and I don't have any money on me."

Hu Wei didn't bother to listen to those words of gratitude. He is a realist, and what he gets in his hands is his own. Speaking of water, he is a master.

"Brother Hu, you're laughing. You treat me, I'm grateful and don't hurry, how can I let you pay. I only have a hundred copper coins on me, you take it first, and I will ask your sister-in-law for it again in the evening. Wang Fugui said and took out a cloth bag, and stuffed the money he was going to buy soybeans into the bag and gave it to Hu Wei.

Hu Wei checked it with his hand, and was very happy in his heart, finally seeing the money. But just a little bit is enough?

Hu Wei was smiling in his heart, but his face was embarrassed, and he sighed and said, "It's a little less, but it's almost enough for a day's medicine." Anyway, the first time I take the medicine, the amount can't be too large, I have to try. ”

After arriving at the bazaar, Hu Wei broke up with Wang Fugui in the name of dispensing medicine. This bazaar is not the same as the one that Hu Wei crossed over, and Hu Wei could already see this as soon as he arrived.

The bazaar is very lively, and I have money in my pocket, and I am very confident. Thinking that he hadn't eaten breakfast yet, he bought a few steamed buns first, first, to deal with a meal, and second, to try the consumption level here. Soon Hu Wei knew that a hundred copper coins were equivalent to a hundred yuan in his original world.

The common currency of the Tianfeng Continent is copper coins and gold coins, although the patterns of the coins issued by each country are different, but the size and weight are exactly the same. Hu Wei inquired, there are no silver coins here. A gold coin can be exchanged for a hundred copper coins, which is equivalent to a hundred-yuan bill in the original world of Hu You.

"It's not bad, the tofu king's sheep is not fat, and he is very generous. It's just that this copper plate is too unpleasant to hold, and it's dead. Hu Wei patted his head as he spoke: "Mara Gobi, forget jì, we still have a baby." ”

Only then did Hu Wei think of the space ring. Throw the copper coin in, and take out the few pieces of tofu from yesterday by the way. The tofu is still very tender, and there is no sign of deterioration, so it seems that this ring can really keep fresh.

Hu Wei has the money now, but he hasn't thought about what medicine to give Wang Fugui yet. Turning a side street, at the end of the street, he saw someone slaughtering a cow, and he had an idea.

ran up and bargained with the boss for a while, used ten copper plates, bought a bullwhip, and carried it in his hand, this thing is considered the main medicine.

"Well, that's good, but it's just this one, it's not pretty. Coupled with the medicinal herbs picked yesterday, it's almost the same. This thing is such a big one, I don't know if my sister-in-law likes it or not, hehe" Hu Wei laughed obscenely.

From this day on, Hu Wei used the excuse of dispensing medicine every day to get money from Wang Fugui, and then casually got some bullwhips, horse whips, pig snakes, and dog whips, anyway, when he saw what was suitable, he would buy what to go back, and then put together some messy medicinal materials picked on the road, and let Wang Zhang's stew Wang Fugui every day.

Wang Fugui dreams of having children, and no matter what Hu Wei gets back, in short, he eats with his life. On the seventh day of eating, Wang Fugui's nose was bleeding.

What's the matter, these toys are too supplemental, the most important thing is that Hu Wei doesn't let Wang Fugui vent his anger, can this not bleed? But Hu Wei only said to Wang Fugui: "It's okay, this is a normal phenomenon, it's a good thing." "Wang Fugui has to endure this crime.

To say that Hu Wei, this bastard is too bad, he plays with other people's wives every day, and he doesn't let the owner of the family touch his wife. What do you call it?

On this day, Hu Wei only got fifteen copper plates from Wang Fugui, and he knew that the time for him to leave Xiaowangzhuang, Wang Fugui and Wang Zhang's family was approaching.

Hu Wei calculated, except for eating and drinking, he made a total of more than 2,000 copper coins on Wang Fugui. More than 2,000 yuan, with the king's rich family, it is not a small amount.

"You can't be too desperate, tomorrow, tomorrow I will say goodbye and leave, I have lived here for a month, and I should always go to the outside world to see it. Hu Wei lay on the kang and thought, and slowly fell asleep.

The next day, Hu Wei didn't get any whips back, but bought back a lot of wine and food, and pulled Wang Fugui and Wang Zhang's to have a good drink.

When he drank seven or eight minutes, Hu Wei secretly told Wang Fugui that the medicinal power was enough, and today was a good day. When Wang Fugui heard this, his blood boiled all over his body. If it weren't for the fact that the sky was still bright, and Hu Wei was still like this, he would definitely pounce on Wang Zhang's like a vicious wolf.

is also a man, of course, Hu Wei understands Wang Fugui's current feelings very well, so he casually found an excuse to let the two of them be affectionate.

After deliberately shutting the door hard, Hu Wei secretly ran back again. From the ring, he took out a letter that had been written long ago and pressed it against the top pot in the kitchen.

The gist of the letter is nothing more than thanking Wang Fugui and Wang Zhang for taking them in, and now that Wang Fugui's illness has been cured, he should also leave.

After putting the letter away, Hu Wei sneaked outside Wang Fugui's door again, wanting to hear about the results of his hard work during this time.

The room was as Hu Wei expected, and there was already a rumbling of cannons. Hu Wei listened for about ten minutes, and a thick smile hung on the corner of his mouth.

"Hehe, Brother Wang, although I can't guarantee whether you can give birth to a son, but I cured you, a fast gunman, and your money will not be spent in vain. Sister-in-law, you should be satisfied. Goodbye, both. ”

Hu Wei muttered a few words to himself, and just as he was about to leave, he heard Wang Fugui's words from inside, which made him almost laugh.

I only heard Wang Fugui say to Wang Zhang: "I haven't done it for a long time, why does it seem to be loose?"

When Hu Wei left, he didn't know that a year later, Wang Zhang's gave birth to a chubby son. Wang Fugui was very happy, and he could wake up smiling when he dreamed. It is said that Brother Hu Wei is a good person.

Wang Zhang's family also dreamed, but every time she dreamed, it was those four little snake teeth!