Chapter 0333 - Finally Looking Forward to Sexual Happiness
I didn't believe it, hugged her head tightly, looked left and right, it was indeed ...... Wasn't the Peony Fairy taken by the heavens? Why is she still there......
A nun's voice came from outside: "You should adjust well! If you love your wife well, your feelings will be deep!"
I didn't really understand the meaning of this sentence, but the peony fairy jumped up, grabbed my hand tightly, came to the phoenix bed and sat down, and slowly told me a story......
There was a woman who had been a nun since she was a child, received a lot of cultural influence, and became a truly otherworldly practitioner, but she never found a home......
The monastery has clear rules and precepts, a mature heart, and waits desperately...... Finally, I look forward to the day when I will return to the world, and the most beautiful person will appear in front of me, as if he is the most handsome one in the world!
If you can be with him, you will not only find a home, but also give birth to a large number of little babies, and even if you can't inherit the throne, at least you will be an immortal.
So, like a dream, I came to him? I really didn't expect it, it was more beautiful than I imagined! I had to make her fall in love with ......
The story is finished, and I can't hear it clearly, but there is a heart that is beating violently, and it is about to be uncontrollable......
The kissing continues, and before you know it, you fall into a sweet sleep......
The peony fairy and I were flying in the air, and there were colorful phoenixes everywhere, and legend has it that the phoenixes were all mothers, but they were all so beautiful!
The peony fairy scolded me for being stupid: "If the phoenixes are all mothers, how can they pass on the ancestry?"
I frowned and couldn't understand: I had to ask, "Isn't it a dragon with a phoenix?"
The peony fairy smiled and said, "It's so difficult to play the piano to the cow; If the dragon is paired with the phoenix, what should the baby be born?"
"I haven't seen this and this, I haven't seen it yet, there may be dragon horns, crested heads, and weird whole bodies. β
The peony fairy couldn't wait to slap me twice and knock back the iron brain: "Dragons can only match dragons, and the baby born is a little dragon - understand?"
After such a big circle, I finally understood: when I am with an immortal, the baby born is an immortal, and I don't need to work so hard to cultivate to obtain positive results......
I know, that's why women are looking for fairy men! With the peony fairy, you will only slap the face...... Now that there is such a good woman around me, why can't you cherish it?
A nun's voice came from outside: "Master: Have you adjusted it, do you need help?"
I'm tired of listening! Why do you always adjust? Isn't there any other way? Think about it and ask, "Can you get the peony smell out of her?"
The nun's voice grew farther and farther away, and only a little could be heard: "Master: Okay, do you know what you want?"
I stretched out my nose and inhaled like a pig's arched mouth, without any peony smell, so I had to shout at the top of my voice: "What do you know?
The voice of the nun was no longer heard outside, and I don't know what to do......
The peony fairy hugged my head like a bride's first night, kissing me frantically, and again and again sweetly, humming loudly, and not afraid of ears outside the wall......
I feel much better, as if the real peony fairy is back! I have to ask, "Is the woman who was taken away by the sky the peony fairy?"
She replied dreamily, "No! It's a nun!
I didn't understand why she became a nun again, even though she was the shadow of the peony fairy?
She replied cleverly, "Didn't I tell you a story?" and she found her home! I am the real ......."
My brain became more and more confused, as if I couldn't figure out who the real peony fairy was, so I had to shout outside: "Magic man, come out quickly?"
I shouted for a long time, but my dead brother-in-law didn't answer.
The peony fairy was annoyed, and whispered into my ear: "I have been loving you deeply, are you still worried about other women?
I seem to have the feeling of a peony fairy for her, especially the sentence that slaps me twice, only people who have learned from Sister Feng will be so vicious!
I don't know how long it took for the sweetness until there was a cry of "oh oh oh" outside......
The male phoenix was gone, and he threw us both in the air, and if he couldn't fly, he was thrown to the ground again......
What the hell is going on, you have to ask: "Demon ......"
I know that this guy is pretending to be deaf and dumb, and he won't come out when he shouts death......
Unexpectedly, the peony fairy called softly, appeared in front of her, and deliberately stared at me with her eyes, and said, "Master, congratulations! β
She seemed to know everything;
I almost forgot what I wanted to ask just now, but the peony fairy still has a good memory, and said softly: "Your master wants to know;
Of course the nuns understand...... Seeing that we were floating in the air, it was impossible to pretend to be blind, and with a tactful word, he dismissed: "The male phoenix listened to the call of the female phoenix, and flew away with a restless heart." β
Why do I get more and more confused when I hear it? I talk about a phoenix like a human being, and how can I become a female phoenix when I hear a rooster crow?
The nun smiled happily and said, "Don't worry so much, follow me!"
I had a lot of words in my heart, and I couldn't ask a single one......
The peony fairy held my hand tightly and shouted, "Let's go!"
This sound is really strange! It seems that no one else will say that, is she really ......
The nuns don't care so much, fly for a while, and you'll be there......
"Oh my God! There are phoenixes everywhere, and they are dressed exactly the same, and their faces and mouths are similar, so how can they be divided between male and female?"
The peony fairy asked, "Magic man, your master wants to know the male and female, can you introduce me?"
As if in a play, the nun flashed a small trumpet in her hand and shouted to the phoenixes: "Heyββ! you listen well;
"Oh, that's great! It's been thousands of years, and it's finally been an interview!" all the phoenixes, standing like people, flapping their wings as palms......
It's so strange! All of a sudden, so big phoenix has become smaller, and it's still so cute, and how the hell is it interviewed? I've never done it before.
The nun faced me and said, "Master, you don't have to do anything! β
My brain is getting more and more confused, even if I look at it, I have to have a trick! Otherwise, what will I see?
The nun shouted to the peony fairy, "Come, stand beside me!"
The peony fairy took my hand stupidly and flew over......
I had to stand beside her for some reason, like a big fool, and I didn't know what would happen.
The nun is an old experience, she calls a random phoenix with a horn, she is two meters tall, more than a head taller than me, and if you want to climb on its back, like riding a tall horse, you must have a cushion......
Phoenix's mind was not on this, and he lowered his head and asked, "I'm here, waiting for orders?"
The nun changed the subject and asked, "Are you male or female?"
What kind of words are these? It's so embarrassing! The male and female look at it with their own eyes, how can it be easy to ask? Phoenix can only choose not to answer.
The nun couldn't get off the stage, so she had to say tactfully: "There is a fairy here, and if anyone is willing to answer, he will be rewarded with an autumn wave!"
There are many phoenixes who are "crooked" and unwilling, and say: "Men appreciate autumn waves, will it be the second son?"
Many were so happy that they shouted, "I'll introduce you!"
One comes, followed by a lot, and the woman's voice comes out, as if you don't need to answer, you know everything!
The nun happened to come down the steps and said, "In that case, let's enjoy an autumn wave!"
The peony fairy shook her body and was unwilling: "These female phoenixes, what should they do if they absorb the autumn waves of the princess and go crazy?"
The nun didn't think so, and boasted to herself: "What do you often call me? I can't help this, are you still called a magic man?"
The question arises, who will be rewarded first?
The nun shouted over a loudspeaker: "Who's coming?"
The phoenixes said in a woman's voice, "I ......"
The nun couldn't help it, and everyone followed...... What to do? Think about it and say, "Raise your hand!"
The phoenixes all held their wings high, and screamed, "Give it to me?"
The nun looked at it for a while, and they all looked the same, and when she found a cute one, she pointed with her finger: "You come first!"
Suddenly, approaching the two, the nun felt that something was wrong and asked, "Isn't it just one?"
The two phoenixes replied together, we are twins, we want to reward together, not one.
There's really no way, how can you be twins at every turn?
The peony fairy whispered: "Good luck this year, every family has twins, and it is our turn, it may be quadruplets." β
I know that she is very greedy, and she wants to give birth to 200,000 daughters, how is this possible? I want to compare everything with the blue peony fairy, how did people give birth; I almost forgot, and said casually: "You can't give birth?"
She didn't want to listen to it, and she had a big opinion: "Who said that? I haven't had a baby yet, how can I say that?"
This reminds me that she is not ......
The nun shouted into the horn, "Okay, let's get down to business, let the fairy reward it?"
The peony fairy didn't do it, and also commented: "The princess's autumn wave can only be dedicated to me, and others can't share it!"