What is the easiest thing in the world to make people change from a calm emperor to a complaining emperor? Alysia didn't know before, but now she can tell you very seriously: that is, you entered the elevator on the twentieth floor of an ordinary residential building and pressed the button on the first floor to buy a bottle of soy sauce in a nearby supermarket, but when the door opened, you found that it was a bull head and horse face standing outside waiting for the elevator, and the background picture in the distance was an old woman surnamed Meng who was peddling a strange soup made from unknown herbs at the bridge......

Alicia is now in this frantic situation full of all kinds of spit points and thunder.

Before teleporting, Alicia clearly remembered that her surroundings were deserted mines with no fingers and abandoned miner tools all over the ground, which was a good map scene for adventures and monster farming. As a result, after coming out of the teleportation array, why did it become a curious picture of huge spore plants glowing blue everywhere, as if they had suddenly arrived at an advanced leveling point in the outer realm?

Fortunately, there are still some familiar tattered tools on the ground, indicating that this is indeed the teleportation point established by the dwarves at the beginning, rather than letting little Lori play a second crossing.

But Ilya and the others were not nearby. There's a good chance they're trying to figure it out.

"Don't you know that the most taboo thing you have to do after being killed is not to wait for help but to run around!?" said Elysia with a soft sip of dissatisfaction.

Mercury glanced at her, and said lightly, "You seem to care about them very much, but you've only known friends for two months, is it worth your risk?"

Little Lori took out the red bow headband that could quickly restore magic and vindictiveness, tied her long hair into a ponytail - there was clamoring for double ponytails, you can use a headband to tie a double ponytail for me to try - and then took out the two infinite-bullet pistols and said, "Mercury lamp, you should know, I am an orphan raised in an orphanage." I have never felt family affection, and I have only grown up with the friendship of my friends who are also in the orphanage. To me, my friends are my loved ones, you know?"

“...... Good old one. The mercury lamp snorted quietly.

Alicia didn't hear it, she just didn't care about the usual silence of the cold chairman: "Okay, let's go." It's best to find Ilya before she is too hungry to walk. ”

Thinking of Ilya's terrible stomach, the mercury lamp couldn't help but slip a cold sweat from his head.

Little Lori walked a few steps forward, and then stopped awkwardly: "Which way ...... go?"

There were three forks in the road in front of the two, and God knows which way the five-man team went.

"You can lie on the ground and smell it carefully. ”

"I'm an idiot to ask you for advice...... And don't compare me to that guy Li Huayin!!" Alicia jumped up and said loudly.

Mercury Lantern looked at the excited little Lori, her eyes full of disdain and contempt: "I really don't know how to describe you." Why don't you even notice this? Those guys must be full of the smell of nezumi blood, right? Or do you think one of them would use a water-based spell and take a shower with the whole team?"

“......”

Misled by her ability to associate with her own disconnection, Alicia had to lie down with tears in her eyes and sniff the thick smell of blood into the middle of the road.

Half an hour later.

"Wait a minute, I don't have to lie on the ground to smell blood in the air, do I!?"

Little Lori clearly saw the mercury lamp, and the expression on her face changed from calm to "You finally understand".

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In the cavern, which is wide enough to open up to the inside, mushroom-shaped and cauliflower-shaped spore plants grow everywhere. In this pitch-black world, they emit a beautiful and dazzling blue light, reflecting the various strange rocks around them and the miniature waterfall formed by the underground river seeping down the strata above, forming a strange but beautiful special scene. In this beautiful picture, two cute Lolitas in gorgeous gothgo costumes are side by side like sisters, and they directly become the finishing touch - this scene can be taken as a promotional short for a magical blockbuster without the use of computer stunts. ,

It's a pity that there are no Lolita and Uncle Strange near the two, otherwise there must be drooling all over the place now.

Although there is no saliva from undisciplined uncles on the ground, there is something else. For example, the corpse of a large lizard-like monster that caused Alicia to be on high alert as if it were walking upright. Its fur is an ominous dark red, very hard, and covered with the marks of a sword. But even the heaviest blow to the back, apparently a terrible wound inflicted by Elijah's two-handed sword, failed to form a fatal wound. One can imagine how difficult the five people were in a bitter battle at that time.

This big lizard...... Well, I don't mean the kind that can fly in the sky. The lizardbasil eventually died from a headshot, and its two large eyes were now a pair of large oozing holes with clotted blood, which only Granna, the most agile, could do. It must have been her dagger that pierced the monster's eye and wounded the latter's brain - a critical hit.

The tips of the monster's claws shone metallicly, and Alicia looked up to take a closer look, and was shocked to find in the black claws the fragments of iron torn from Batru's shield. It must have hurt to be greeted by this thing.

"What do you think of this ugly bastard?" asked Alicia, rising from the ground.

"A melee creature with strong physical defense. The front paws are powerful and sharp, with toxins. It looks very similar to the demonic dire lizard in the literature - if you're not mistaken, the information that my cheap brother stuffed me in. ”

"May I ask how many gigabytes of files that Lolicon has in your little head?"

“...... Do you want me to open it and show you?"

"Your proposal is so curious. Alicia waved her hand, ignoring the bits and pieces of the corpse of the demonized dire lizard, whose skin was blue-black and the corpse of a deformed doll-like low-level monster, "Let's go, we're not far from them." But why are there monsters here? Aren't they supposed to be basking in the sun and soy sauce on the land of despair?"

"Maybe they've dug an undersea tunnel. ”

“...... Should I praise them for their iron man spirit of digging through the earth's crust and working top of the lava layer?"

The two Lori, who had finished their daily routine, continued to move forward, but because of the corpses of the monsters on the ground just now, they were walking much slower. But ten minutes later, on a road full of giant spore plants on both sides, Alicia discovered the goal of her trip.

Spore plants that glow with a faint blue and lilac glow spill out a fluorescent, star-like powder that spills out of the sky every time they are touched, and they are supposed to be their seeds. Under this dazzling scenery, Ilya and the others are engaged in an endless fierce battle with a large group of monsters also led by demonized dire lizards. If it is accompanied by a solemn and uplifting organ music, the classic blockbuster is absolutely full of flavor.

Therefore, 3D movies are scum, and only experiencing the atmosphere of the scene is king - fans can testify.

It stands to reason that at this time, Alicia should use her sweet voice to let out a roar that can turn a bunch of strange uncles, raise her twin guns, rush over while coming with a burst of fierce firepower, and then a gorgeous air turn falls on a tall rock next to everyone, accompanied by a passionate soundtrack, and the wind is extremely shining.

But little Lori hesitated. Because Batru was in the team, she couldn't guarantee that the undisciplined man would keep the two out-of-spec weapons in his hands a secret, or that he wouldn't be blackmailed into doing so.

Firearms are too advanced for a world in the era of cold weapons. Even if the two pistols can only fire elementary spells. On the train, all I saw were my friends and the hapless lone wolf members and ordinary civilians, the former didn't say anything, and the latter two didn't believe me, so there was no problem. But once it is discovered by other people, it will definitely cause a huge repercussion, as long as the bloody secret struggle between the three empires unfolds around him, the comfortable and peaceful college life of playing soy sauce will be completely over.

Of course, Elysia, who likes a quiet life, can't tolerate this kind of thing. So she replaced her pistol with a staff, and rushed up with a mercury lamp to help. This time, the chairman didn't hide that he knew how to use advanced spells, and it was always more acceptable to think that a puppet with magic skills would be more acceptable than a firearm with exaggerated performance. ,

Although this puppet is far from being comparable to a firearm - you can't even change it to a Vulcan cannon.

Monsters with high physical defense don't necessarily have low magic defense.,This monster called the demonized dire lizard used its head that was blackened by little Lori like a barbecue and smoked like a barbecue to warn her very seriously.。

Then little Lori pulled to hatred.

You said you had nothing to do, you used thunder spells to give people plastic surgery, not to mention, and if you didn't pay attention to it, you couldn't go out without a code on your face, otherwise there would be neighbors calling the police, and anyone would come to you desperately.

After the strongest single spell in her possession, Thunderbolt Lightning, was declared invalid, Alicia had to roll around with a very indecent donkey under the reminder of the danger prediction skill, and she was able to avoid the enthusiastic embrace of the demonized dire lizard. The mercury lamp, on the other hand, turned the feathers into a one-handed sword, and swung its wings to accelerate a short distance, leaving a deep wound on the lizard's chest.

Maybe you can kill it in seconds if you don't use a sword and instead of using a bare hand—like the hapless boy Cangxing Stone.

"Hey, isn't it a little weaker?" said the mercury lamp, frowning as it fell in front of Alicia, "thicker than I thought." ”

[Your relaxed appearance makes it possible to use your two-handed sword with all your strength to cut the epidermis and muscles on the back of the opponent's clan, and you can't even see the bones, how can Yili**, as a heavy warrior, be embarrassed!]

For the sudden appearance of Alicia and the mercury lamp, it took a long time for the five people who were lost to react. Then I saw Li Huayin flash in front of Alicia like a red wind: "Oh! Little Ellie, did you really chase after me because you were worried about me? I'm so happy!"

If there was only this slightly suspicious word, Alicia would have endured it. But the perverted girl actually pounced on her face with tears and snot and opened her arms to hug the pig brother who was ready to come to a century of hugs (this word is correct), so in the next second, she was kicked away by the little Lori without any suspense.

"I'm still fighting, you'd rather be serious about me!!" Since Sophia, Chasi, and Cecilia, who were in charge of complaining, were not there, Granna's complaining seemed a little inadequate. But it doesn't matter, there's a poisonous tongue puppet next to it.

"Leave them alone. The so-called protagonist is a strange existence that can kiss his lover as if no one was next to him when the forbidden spell is thrown in front of him, and he is unharmed in the turbulence of magic power. These two fit the definition of a protagonist exactly. ”

Li Huayin, who came out of the spore flora, was covered with shiny small seeds all over his body, and his whole body was like a large firefly, and he was overjoyed when he heard this, and said, "Are you lovers?" Little Ellie, shall we do it again?"

"Come on your sister!!Do you think this is NG when you were making a movie!?"

Sure enough, as soon as this group of people gets together, no matter what the situation around them, it will immediately change to a daily pattern?

The demonized dire lizard ignored the undisciplined routine of the soy sauce tribes, and it encouraged its low-level monsters to continue to attack everyone, completely forgetting how the wounds on its body came from. It was then cut into a dozen portions of lizard meat that could be used for barbecue by a mercury lamp if anyone wanted to eat it...... Well, I forgot that Ilya was here, and he was obviously willing to try whatever he was made of.

"Now, who can tell us where it is?" After taking out the ingredients and cooking a dinner that was not unique but would not make people feel bad after eating it, Alicia took her share and found a stone and sat down to sort out her thoughts.

Everyone shook their heads together. Well, it doesn't matter where this is anymore, then it's important ......

"Did you just find your way back?"

Still shaking her head—oh, Michelle tilted her head, "We're in a cave, aren't we?"

"That's a really good way to do it...... If we had a mole-shaped digger (if you don't know, find out the truth in episode 19 of the first season of ToLove), I'd definitely take Michelle's advice. But we don't have this artifact that can save the world by digging a hot spring, so don't you think it's too much of an exaggeration for us to dig through a mountain by manpower?"

"Uh, so we're trapped?" asked Granna, somewhat uncertain.

"Well, I'm lost in a different place, monsters are wandering, supplies are limited, and equipment is broken...... Are we playing a desperate situation to survive?" Alicia counted with her fingers, "Okay, whoever has a Hearthstone, get it out as soon as possible." ”

Of course that thing couldn't exist.

Li Huayin's whole person was crying on the side: "It's over, my great dream of palaceization after the all-girl dormitory (divine beast)! My cute school girl who hasn't met yet! Woo woo, you guys just left me!"

But at this time, Alicia was no longer in the mood to complain.

So the lily girl intensified without anyone stopping her, only to see her pounce and pick up the distracted Alicia from the rock, and then quickly pushed the little Lori who had not yet reacted to the ground and pressed it under her, and pressed her two wrists with one hand to restrict her movements, and then leaned down-

Well, so far everything is going perfectly according to the route of the lily of love, and if nothing else happens, it should be time for the routine shock therapy for Lihuayin's disease. But there is a painful thing in this world called unexpected joy, which can make all those who have experienced it recall the original situation with tears in their eyes and speechless when they look at the sky but vomit blood three liters helplessly, they can only sigh The goddess of fate, this girl is born with a black belly!

The sound of spore plants being pushed away by a creature sounded, and then two humanoid creatures with their whiskers dragging their navels to their navels, with a large waist and a round waist like a two-legged bucket, appeared above Li Huayin and Alicia's heads.

An eerie silence.

"Nest, can humans have children between people of the same sex now?"

"I don't know, Randall. After all, this is the first time I've seen a human being. ”

At this moment, the glorious and young race of mankind, which has a glorious history and great achievements, as well as countless outstanding heroes who have been praised by the world, has been reduced to a cloud of smoke and debris all over the ground.

Ignoring the danger of walking away, Alicia bent her legs and kicked Li Huayin into the air to do difficult gymnastics, then she turned over and sat up, sorted out her instrument, and tried to make a peaceful and elegant look towards the two creatures in front of her, and asked:

"Two of the Ironforge guards?"

Following the festival, the excellent quality of human beings called calmness has also turned into the dust of history that flutters in the wind.

No matter how nonsensical and super-unfolded the first meeting between the two parties was, after all, they were hardcore allies since ancient times, and after dispelling the misunderstanding that Grana hated to drag Chassi, Cecilia, or Sophia directly from the surface to complain, everyone sat down and began to share information.

There's really no useful information on the human side - do you expect a bunch of poor babies who have lost their way on the journey of life to point you to the location of the nearby soy sauce shop?

The dwarf named Randall was visibly disappointed, "Hey, I thought I would finally be able to get out of here after meeting humans." I didn't expect you to know the road either, which is troublesome. ”

"Is there anything going on with you going out?" Michelle asked, tilting her head.

"Well, you don't know yet. Moving all of us to live in the underworld beneath the Gstrick Mine, we recently discovered a portal to demons deep underground. Nesther stroked his beard and said to Michelle, "So the two of us were sent by the Patriarch to contact the Human Kingdom so that they could send reinforcements as soon as possible. ”

“...... Even if it's April 1st, the joke is going too far. Grana struggled to squeeze out a smile, but it turned out to be a strange expression that made Michelle curious and pulled it with her hands.

"Dwarves never joke!" said Nest, glaring at Grana dissatisfied.

The dwarves are as famous for their no-joking personality as each of them for being an alcoholic. Grana knew it, of course, but the news was so shocking that she didn't want to believe it from the bottom of her heart.

"Trigger the Legendary quest 'Devil's Gate'. During the mission, your Fighting Spirit will be limited to level 3 in your normal state, and your mana and exchange items will not be affected. Before you can contact the Human Empire, the monster will rush out of the ground and the mission will immediately fail, and a random item or skill will be erased, and the Fighting Spirit level will be sealed to level 2 at the same time. Successfully contact the Human Empire to reward Avalon with the matching scabbard of the Sword of Victory, kill the demon general Lothar and reward a golden griffin pet egg, destroy the demon portal to reward the use of level 4 fighting energy, the summoning right of the four-winged battle angel Dream Feather, and 10,000 reward points. ”

Thinking back to the face of the demonized lizard that could scare crying children, and thinking of the richer rewards than ever before, Alicia knew that this time it was a big trouble.

"Well, looks like we're going to have to report it off as soon as possible. Li Huayin spread his hands, "But the question is where are we now? if we don't find the exit, let alone be killed by the demons, we will probably starve to death before then." ”

Randall pointed to the left and said, "We found our way to the upper level from that place just now, and there are no spore plants growing there. And the fact that the place we are staying in now still means that this place belongs to the underground world. Well, I guess it's the top layer of the underground world. According to the experience of our dwarven ancestors, the vertical distance from the surface is about 800 meters. There's still a long way to go. ”

Alicia suddenly felt the urge to take a time machine back hundreds of years and take a picture of the face of the designer of the teleportation array that spanned eight hundred meters vertically.