Chapter 35 Learning?hehe~
"Damn old slippery head!" Fang Shou, with his hands in his trouser pockets, kicked the corner of the wall in front of him with an angry face, obviously he was the most common little monster in RPG, why should he hide like an old fox? No matter how Fang Shou tried, the old skeleton didn't mean to answer Fang Shou: "XX, I can only find another way." ”
"Isn't this, Principal Fang?" Suddenly, someone shouted Fang Shou from behind.
"Oh, mercy...... Headmaster. Fang Shou, who instantly turned into Brother Pig's face.
"Please keep a distance of more than five meters from me. There was no cloaked hair when they met for the first time, and Vice Principal Lian at this time had already changed into a capable OL outfit and tied up a single ponytail, she looked at Fang Shou expressionlessly: "Principal Fang, does it feel good to peep?"
"weishenme, you'll know, and I obviously didn't succeed, okay?" Fang Shou helplessly held his forehead.
"Well, let's not mention that you're a pervert for the time being. Is Principal Fang here to report on his work now?" Vice Principal Lian put down the documents in her hand, she looked at the hidden principal's office behind Fang Shou, and nodded slightly: "Even if you are a pervert, do you understand the importance of work? Very good, my impression of you has changed a little. ”
If you deny it at this time, Fang Shou's position in the heart of this beautiful woman will definitely decline from a pervert to a completely hopeless pervert, right?
"Well, even if that's it. Fang Shou turned his head away from the eyes of Vice Principal.
"Since that's the case. That, Elder Light...... What kind of appointment did Director Shengguang give you?Moral Education Class?Practical Skills Class?Foreign Language Class?" Vice Principal Lian took out his eyes from his arms and quickly put them on, and quickly flipped through the documents in his hand: "Because of the frequent incidents recently, the teaching conditions of this school are not sufficient, Principal Fang can appear at this time, and then, what kind of subject are you teaching now?"
Huh? What is that? Why have you never heard of it?
A fine sweat broke out on Fang Shou's forehead, yes. He went to see the old skeleton of the Holy Light just now, but he definitely didn't go to report on his work, he just wanted to know if that old guy had anything to do with that Chen Chuliang, and the ghost knew what kind of subject he should be the teacher of the subject now. Well, let's break it down from the beginning:
Moral education class? What can a gentleman like Fang Shou who has three wrong views, who has a fine worm on his brain, and who is shaking the late stage of the motherland, teach these future flowers of the motherland? How to sexually harass or how to exercise cheekiness? Don't be funny, this guy can't even spell Max's English words, so it's strange that he can teach moral education.
And then there's the hands-on lesson, yes. It is true that Fang Shou defeated the Eastern Alliance Lord, and it is true that he has indeed reached the level of ascending to the sky. However, regardless of Fang Shou's current state of being seriously injured, let's just mention the issue of his "skills", starting from Shijie after his death, the way he fights mostly depends on his own ability, and the so-called moves are just liliang caused by the rules.
zuihou is a foreign language class, hehe~ Ya Yan Butterfly doesn't know if it counts?
"I, I. Fang Shou began to look left and right and said to him: "What." I've just taken up my new post and need a little bit of time to get used to it......"
"There's no need. Vice Principal Lian quickly calculated: "With your current strength, except for the huge flaw of being a pervert, there is no need to worry about causing a backlash from the students. To a certain extent, the school will give teachers the appropriate authority. If the students really dared to rebel, Principal Fang could take action himself. ”
Ahh~ How is it a pervert, this point has been repeated.
"Hah, is that so? Even if I think so. But I'm not feeling well right now......"
"Then there is no need to worry. Vice Principal Lian closed the book in his hand and took a few steps forward. Although he quickly retreated: "Elder Holy Light has a unique insight into healing-type spells, if Principal Fang really feels uncomfortable, he can follow me to the principal's office." ”
"Excuse me. Fang Shou was helpless: "I don't want to see that old miscellaneous hair now." No, that old fox is a skeleton, rely on ~ I planted it today, you can do whatever you want. ”
"Alright, please come with me. By the way, please continue to keep a distance of more than five meters from me, I am personally very discriminatory and perverted, Fang Shou Principal. The Vice Chancellor nodded his head and took the lead in leading the way.
"Don't be like this, Retin~"
"Please call me Teacher, Principal Fang. Also, please don't let me repeat what I just said, otherwise, even if I can't beat you, I will let you taste what it means to be a teacher's blood. ”
Well, for the first time, Fang Shou felt the bad influence that gentleman's nickname had brought to him. If it's a galgame at this time, Teacher Pian's favorability towards Fang Shou at this time is definitely -999999999, right?hey~ This is as unsustainable as the Fei Monkey not to die and honestly be a monkey.
"Can you let me be a teacher of physiology and hygiene? I mean, I know a lot about girls' troubles~"
Fang Shou, who was still struggling......
Xu Jie couldn't believe that the coward who was chased by the two girls and even ran into the toilet turned out to be the new principal who had caused a lot of turmoil recently. Are you kidding? Just like that, a guy defeated that legendary-level powerhouse, the leader of the Eastern Alliance? Or was it the fuse for most of the two major organizations in the East and the West? It's definitely a joke! How could such an unstylish guy be a powerhouse of that level?
"Hey, you bumped into me. ”
Xu Jie, who was moving forward in a daze, didn't notice that he had hit someone.
"Oh, I'm sorry. Xu Jie subconsciously replied.
"Hey, no, he's from the Skull and Bones. The man's companion suddenly reminded, "Go quickly, don't get involved with them." ”
"What?, the skeletons?" the man who was hit looked panicked, and hurriedly disappeared around the corner of the corridor with his companion.
At this time, Xu Jie came back to his senses, and after Fang Shou left, he subconsciously returned to the class he was in, and then bumped into someone at the moment before he was about to enter the classroom. He raised his head, and as soon as the students around him heard that he was a member of the Skull and Bones Society, they naturally kept a certain distance from him, and their eyes also took on a strange color when they looked at him.
Yes, the Skull and Bones Society. It's the Skull and Bones Club, because of its relationship with that organization, more or less, he has become "special", although this is not quite the same as his original intention, but so what? Hasn't it become special? If it weren't for Fang Shou's business, no matter how much he paid, he would have joined that Skull and Bones Club, right?
"What are you looking at? I haven't seen it!" Thinking of Chen Chuliang's bloody and tyrannical eyes, Xu Jie's emotions became more and more restless, and he slapped the book in the hand of a female classmate next to him, and the pages of the book were full of anger: "Get out!
Is this what you want?
Looking at the scattered students. Xu Jie leaned against the wall a little weakly, heh, the strong? Special? Is this really what he wants? Because of the Skull and Bones Society, they will be jealous of themselves and fear themselves. But now, he has become the target of Chen Chuliang, basically half of the people who have died, will he really be saved?
"!"
Xu Jie couldn't help but think of the palm that was on his head before, and he became even more upset. He ignored the stunned classmates and walked straight to his seat. Close your eyes and rest.
Back then, when he was still in a small mountain village, because Xu Jie's natal test was successful, and he summoned a Heroic Spirit-level natal spirit. It caused a huge sensation, and even the big people in the county came to his house to congratulate him. He won't forget the bright red glow on his parents' faces because of the success of his test. Brother and sister, the longing gaze of his peers looking at him, and the firecrackers that gas for themselves. Everyone believes that they will have a glorious future, and they will take those fellow villagers and old friends to a different future!
Unwillingly! Unwillingly! If you go back like this.
Thinking of the disappointment on the faces of his parents, the disdain in the eyes of those who did not know the truth.
It's painful, it's really painful.
If only I could do it all over again, if I could do it all over again, I would never choose to step into this hellish place again!
Jingle bell~
The bell rang for class.
If it was the original, Xu Jie, who wanted to change, would definitely choose to listen to the class well and get up from his position quickly, even if this course was only a cultural class that was not very important to him. But now, he is basically dead, he only thinks about how to deal with the eyes of those people, to meet the bleak future, and naturally he doesn't care about what happens in the class.
"Students, because Teacher XX, who was supposed to be taking classes here, was urgently transferred to another place, this class will be taught by teachers specially invited by the school. ”
It's just a cultural class, why is it so troublesome?
Xu Jie changed his comfortable position and fell asleep again.
"Haha~ Hello, hello. ”
"This is your substitute teacher for the time being. Before Mr. Fang officially starts class, I have a few points to declare: First: once you find out that Teacher Fang has any out-of-the-ordinary behavior, you can fight back at will, especially the girls. Second: Please be careful of the sexual harassment of Mr. Fang, who is a very terrible pervert. ”
"Hey, who are you talking about perverted? Can you save me some face in front of my lovely juniors!"
"Please keep a distance of no more than one meter from me. Principal Fang. ”
"How can I get in if I keep five meters?
Wait, Principal Fang?
Xu Jie raised his head, stared at it, and sure enough, he saw a familiar figure, wasn't it just the end of the world that had just shared life and death with him...... Isn't this the Fang Shou who was chased and killed by the eldest lady of the Nangong family and another unknown beauty because of voyeurism?
"It's you! Are you really the principal?" Sure enough, he still couldn't accept such a setting, Xu Jie looked at Fang Shou in disbelief.
"Why are you lying to you?" Fang Shou rolled his eyes and pointed to the teacher in front of the podium, looking like a little girl after being forcibly molested: "I don't believe you asked her." I'm so unlucky~"
"Yes. Teacher Pian nodded his head and agreed: "Although this person has all kinds of problems in terms of teacher morality, he is still very reassuring in terms of strength. Students, I still have something to do, so I'll leave first, and then ...... Principal Fang, can you stay away from the door, I don't want to have more than five meters of contact with you. ”
"I'm a XXXXX!" Fang Shou, who felt that he was completely looked down upon, really wanted to imitate galgame to give a noble and cold female teacher like Teacher Pian to this and that, wait a minute, and suddenly remembered a question, is it possible that many otaku crimes are caused by this reason? This is not advisable. Very, very undesirable!
Teacher mercy signaled to the students, and then slipped through the gap beside Fang Shou, although it was said that the distance should be maintained at more than five meters, but in the case of emergency, Teacher mercy would still shorten the distance between him and Fang Shou, three and a half meters can not be more.
"It's a pervert, but it's just a pervert who has failed in his crime. Fang Shou's mood was very low.
"Please come to class quickly, Teacher Fang. ”
"Hey, mercy sauce~ Why has it shrunk !!" Fang Shou, who turned his head, couldn't help but feel a sense of surprise, what was going on, just now in a capable OL outfit suddenly changed into a student uniform, and his hairstyle was changed to an ordinary long black straight hairstyle, and even his glasses were changed from black to pink!
"Is it tied up with a bandage?" Fang Shou stretched out his index finger and gently pointed at the Ou Pai in front of him. It's soft, crispy, and feels so comfortable.
"Smack!" ......
What is this guy doing?
Xu Jie, who was full of black lines, sat down again, feeling that there was nothing normal when he met this guy, such an idiot can be the principal? What is the world? What is the first time I have seen such a teacher, he has sexually harassed the class leader just after taking office, is this guy having brains in his head?
"Okay, let's start class. Fang Shou, who had two bright red slaps, walked up to the podium, looking like nothing had happened just now: "Before class." I'll introduce myself first, look~"
Fang Shou turned around and wrote down the two big characters of Fang Shou on the blackboard, and specially marked the phonetic transcription of the third tone of shou next to the guard.
"Ahem. My name is Fang Shou, yes, it's Fang Shou, not Fang Shou. Rotten girls, pay attention! Don't read the fourth as know?" Fang Shou clapped his hands. He continued: "Well, what about me, because I signed a contract with a psychopath. It's the headmaster here, and it's just a name anyway. Hobbies?,Anime [H],Movie [Tokyo Hot],Body Sketching [、、、、] In short, my range of preferences is very wide, and you can discuss anything with me, especially cute...... Ahem, by the way, what's your class now?"
Such a strange teacher, don't you even know what the lesson is when you come to class?
Xu Jie lowered his head, not wanting to look at the idiot above.
And his hobbies in self-introduction, I always feel that there is something very unbelievable hidden, is it really okay for such a person to stand on the podium? Do you want to convey his heroic posture to XX Bo, and then smoothly go to the homepage of Du Niang, and then become a sensational news? But it's impossible to think about it, even that kind of man with the same weakness can cheat, and a strange person like Fang Shou wants to make headlines and can't fight Wang to the death?
The atmosphere in the class was a little weird, everyone was looking at Fang Shou with expressionless faces, Zuihou was still the shrunken pi that Fang Shou had harassed before to answer his question.
"Perverted teacher, I'm in a culture class right now. She pushed her glasses, her voice a little cold.
"Why do you feel a little excited?" Fang Shou touched his nose, is it really okay to be called like this, but he just did that kind of thing, so don't ask for it, "What is that? Why haven't I heard of it again?"
"Just call me class president. "It seems that I don't even want to tell Fang Shou my name~
Under the continuous explanation of the class leader's classmates, Fang Shou finally gradually understood the meaning of this cultural class. As we all know, this shijie has the special existence of the spirit of the natal spirit, and the spirit of the natal spirit can bring a series of abilities such as fairy arts, magic and other extensive use, the most direct consequence of this is that people's lives have become closely related to the spirit of the natal spirit, not only the highest force from the nuclear bomb to the top powerhouse, but also in the classroom, the originally important liberal arts projects are becoming weaker and weaker, and science can also be used for research, liberal arts...... In this parallel shijie where the actual skill is greater than the theory, it is not popular at all. So, a whole bunch of liberal arts programs are combined into one subject in this environment, which is the culture class.
"What, my liberal arts major has ended up like this?" Fang Shou wiped a few unwarranted crocodile tears: "It's so sad, it's too sad." I can't help but think of the sunset when I was reciting, and when others went home, I was reciting, and when others went to school, I was reciting. Hey~"
This guy is just moved to tears because he doesn't have to memorize it, right? Look at what he has blackened the liberal arts student into?
"Hmph, so what, boys, let Principal Fang take you to the truth now. Fang Shou opened the book on the side with great interest: "Let me see what kind of lesson it is, "Fir Artificial and Carbon Jishu" What is this? The English words in front of "The Origin of MAKS and Development" seem to be a little familiar, are you sure there is no misspelling? "The Chaos and End of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms" Damn! I haven't learned this! "Classical Chinese ......" is not good, zuihou has a headache to watch!"
Fang Shou closed the book without hesitation, and he looked at the students under the podium with righteous words: "Well, it's too good to follow the textbook (9), students, let's start with the simplest teaching now, let's start with "Song of the Goose". (To be continued......)