Volume 1: Beiyue Sect Chapter 011: Yunxia Dan?
It seemed that after an hour of torment in the flaming furnace, Ye Shubai's pain gradually eased, and the fireball raised in his abdomen gradually dimmed, slowly diving back into his abdomen.
Ye Shubai was as if he had just come out of the water, his whole body was drenched and soaked with sweat. He lay on the ground like a dying fish.
"Hahahaha!" A burst of laughter came, and Old Man Miao came back again.
Ye Shubai got up from the ground in horror, looked at Miao Shanben and walked over with a smile, and said in a trembling voice: "What do you want?"
Miao Shanben's sparse eyebrows flew frequently, and his little eyes looked at him obscenely, and Ye Shubai looked up to a layer of goosebumps.
Ye Shubai was furious: "I won't try medicine again, and I won't try it anymore." ”
Miao Shanben's thin palm stretched out, and there was another cow pill in his palm, black and emitting a hot smell, obviously fresh and hot, just baked.
Ye Shubai rolled his eyes, almost fainted, and said loudly: "Uncle Miao, you want to kill me! You might as well give me a knife and let me wipe my neck, so that I don't have to suffer from the torture of your damn cow shit pills." ”
Bang dang!
A scimitar fell to the ground, startling Ye Shubai.
Miao Shanben had a sneer on his mouth, and his eyes were full of contempt, the meaning couldn't be more obvious, if you want to wipe your neck, hurry up, otherwise you will test the medicine obediently for Lao Tzu.
Encountering such a medicine maniac, Ye Shubai could only accept his fate.
Another egg-sized pill went down to his stomach, and Ye Shubai soon felt ice cubes in his abdomen, and his body was cold.
"What the hell is this, why is it so cold?" Ye Shubai fell into panic again.
"I forgot to add the Blood Demon Sanyang Grass to the Yunxia Pill before, there is no Sanyang Grass to contain the fire poison of the Dragon Bone Stone, so when the pill is in your stomach, you are like being roasted by fire. This time I added the Sanyang grass to it, and refined three furnaces, and finally succeeded, this time it is the real Yunxia Dan, haha! Perfect Yunxia Dan, well, this Dan is not mortal, such a quality, when it is the top grade, oops! On the 60th birthday of the master, such a good Dan can be a thing of filial piety. Miao Shanben said with his eyebrows fluttering, ignoring Ye Shubai's gradually frozen expression and angry gaze.
"I said Old Man Miao, do you have a quilt, I'm so cold!" Ye Shubai's teeth chattered, his eyebrows were frosted, and his hair was gradually gray, covered with a thin layer of ice.
Miao Shanben stroked his beard under his chin coquettishly, and said: "This cold is from your body, it's useless to cover the quilt, you can bear with it, you can't die." ”
After the old man Miao left, Ye Shubai couldn't help but scold, and greeted all the eighteenth generations of Miao Shanben's ancestors, especially the hatred, and greeted the women in his family again before giving up.
Ice and fire!
After suffering from the fire, Ye Shubai was attacked by the extreme cold, and he was like a poor dog, burrowing under the bed, curled up, shivering.
Not long after, he was covered with a thin layer of ice, and he became a frozen man.
I don't know how long it took, but the ice on my body gradually fell and fell to the ground with a soft crunching sound. Ye Shubai's consciousness was a little blurred, and he rolled out from under the bed in a daze, his breathing was weak, and he lost most of his life.
As the minutes passed, his body temperature gradually returned to normal, and his body functions gradually recovered, and then he came to his senses. He seemed to have had a long dream, dreaming of ice and snow, dreaming of a red-striped man standing in the unobstructed north wind shivering, and then in the northern sky, dark clouds rolled, lightning and thunder, a lightning bolt pierced the sky, hit himself, and then he woke up, and then, he saw a pair of mung bean eyes, looking at him slowly.
Miao Shanben stood in front of him, looking at him with a smile.
Ye Shubai didn't bother to be angry, it was useless to be angry anyway, he just sighed faintly: "Old man Miao, what messy pills are there today, hurry up and bring them, and after I finish eating, I can take a hot bath and sleep." ”
Miao Shanben's little face was stinky: "Do you think you have been wronged today?" Let me tell you, the hundreds of disciples of the entire Beiyue Sect are not as lucky as you are today. ”
"This is also called lucky? After being roasted by the fire and chilled, I am a fucking white cloud pig's hand?"
"Yo, you really know how to compare, but you are not a white cloud pig hand, you are a white cloud pig brain. Do you know? One Yunxia Pill can already increase the essence in your body several times, and two Yunxia Pills, you can think about how much you have benefited?"
"Really?"
"Don't talk to me in this tone again, how could Miao Shanben lie to you?" Old man Miao suddenly became hysterical.
"But my meridians and bone marrow are exhausted, what is the use of taking such a tonic pill, what is the use of having more essence, it will only make my pig worm have nosebleeds in the brain, what else can it do?" Ye Shubai also hoarsely exhausted.
Miao Shanben raised his right hand and gave him another blow, and Ye Shubai quickly dodged it.
"You stupid donkey, you can store more essence, and after the injury of your meridian bone marrow recovers, you can use it to cultivate vitality, you tell me that pig worms are on the brain?
"Really?"
"I've said it all, don't you question me in such a damn tone?"
"Okay, okay, I'm not questioning you, I'm happy! Shopkeeper Miao, you are kind to me. ”
"Go, go, don't you feel disgusted with me, go take a shower, change into dry clothes, get up early tomorrow, go with me to Broken Cloud Ridge, and collect medicine." ”
"Really?"
"Roll ......"
The next day, Ye Shubai and Miao Shanben got up early in the morning, put on the medicine basket, and went straight to Broken Cloud Ridge, which was hundreds of miles away.
Not to mention, those two Yunxia Dan went down to the stomach, making the originally sick Ye Shubai turn from a dying fish to a dragon and a tiger, and he walked like a fly.
"Old man Miao, you really have two Yunxia pills, and now I feel like I have eaten an elixir. Ye Shubai walked like a spring breeze.
Miao Shanben glanced at him: "You still thank your parents for giving you such a good pair of skins." Hehe! The medicinal spirit physique is rare in the world!"
"If I don't have a medicinal spirit physique, what will happen if I eat two Yunxia Pills?"
"Dead ball. ”
"Wow! That's great, old man Miao, next time you refine this kind of pill, remember to give me a taste." ”
"Phew, think beautifully, do you think this kind of Dan can be refined and eaten casually?"
"Then what Dan are you going to refine next time?"
"Soul Returning Poison Miasma Pill!"
"Is it a cure for diarrhea?"
"It's a poisonous miasma pill, with the miasma of Broken Cloud Ridge for 10,000 years as a medicine, supplemented by the Mangshan black scorpion, the ghost cave nine-tailed snake, the Laoshan poisonous lotus and the ashes of the death tower, you can refine the soul return poison miasma pill, hehe! The poison is incomparable, and the wonder is endless!"
"My day, you're going to kill me!"
"I want your life? Hmph! I want you to die today, and you will know that there are many benefits in the future. ”
"Phew, you're a bad old man. ”
The two talked all the way, and unconsciously walked until dusk before arriving at Broken Cloud Ridge.