Chapter 175: Ahhh

You know? The three most hangings in the world. Not the president, not the chairman, not the demon king, not even the god of creation! But the time-traveler of the Celestial Empire, the high school student in Japan, and the homeless man in the United States! As for why I say that? The gods and demons who were killed in the novel, the number of people killed by the Celestial Empire traversers can circle the earth several times in a row, and in the anime, the most dangerous thing is not the villains who jump out in the first episode to destroy the world, nor the smiling white-bearded grandfather, but the Japanese high school students who sit in the penultimate row by the window! As for the homeless people in the United States? Needless to say, the free United States has long since added those homeless people to the superhero mass production program in order to be a good world policeman.

Whew, this feeling of one black and three black is so comfortable......

Wait, what am I doing now?

Fang Shou suddenly reacted, he was too sleepy just now, so he couldn't help but close his eyes and take a nap, and then began to think nonsense...... I don't think there's anything I need to do!

Fang Shou, who had only reacted now, opened his eyes and glanced blankly at the dark space, and after a while, he began to struggle hard.

What the hell is this TMD? Why is there no light at all? And I can't even move? Why did my previous self have the idea of simply not struggling? Tsk, how can I easily lose myself as a DT here? I am neither ED nor a solitary warrior who has been issued a good person card, so I don't want to live in such a dark place!

It's okay not to struggle, as soon as he struggles, Fang Shou has a feeling that he is being choked by the neck and is about to suffocate, his eyes widened, he wants to find something out of this darkness, he is going to become the queen, the man of the palace king!

Call. Ha~

Ha, huh~

Gritting his teeth fiercely, Fang Shou wanted to push away the invisible shackles imposed on him, but it was really heavy, so heavy that no matter how hard he exerted his force, the huge pressure was not moving.

Give it up, it's not bad to stay here.

Die, I won't die until I break through the boy's body.

No matter how much you struggle, you can't get out of here, don't struggle!

"Yes. Who is it?" Fang Shou opened his mouth with difficulty, wanting to see where the person who was talking to him was: "Is it white hair, or is it a little yellow book?"

The surroundings were quiet, no one answered Fang Shou, just like at the beginning, quiet, scary quiet, not even the sound of his heart beating, Fang Shou became more and more confused. What the hell is this place? Not to mention people, not even a sound?

The corner of his eye suddenly flashed to a bright light, Fang Shou's eyes lit up, and he couldn't care so much. Desperately, he swam towards that place, yes, yes, and I don't know what the hell is going on in this place. Not only can I not use any strength, but it is not easy to even speak, but I swim with the darkness like a tide. You can still get close to the light.

Tsk, what else can you say you can't leave here, just kidding, no matter what kind of difficulty it is, it can't stop Fang Shou's gentleman's heart!

"It's out!"

After touching that glimmer of light, Fang Shou was sucked in very embarrassed as if he had been targeted by a vacuum cleaner.

Ah, the familiar light, Fang Shou gasped fiercely, a little embarrassed, he lowered his head and took a look at his state, very good, his hands and feet were there, and the school uniform was intact...... Wait, isn't this rustic school uniform a sporty school uniform that I have worn for three years and changed several times during this period because of damage and laziness to wash?

"What's going on?" Fang Shou scratched his head, his face was confused, he seemed to have run out of that ghost place by accident? However, what was the matter with this ghost school uniform that he hadn't worn for a long time? You know, Fang Shou had pushed the sin of being unpopular on the rustic school uniform, especially after seeing the big white legs in the afterlife world and the big white legs of Oriental Hope Middle School, he completely scoffed at this rustic school uniform with big white legs wrapped tightly.

Ask why are you so obsessed with big white legs?Hmph, do you need to talk about it?I can't see stockings in the summer, bastard!The only benefit is to go to the poster to see the little short skirt, damn guy! Even if I am treated as a suspicious character, I have to mix in the children's pile to play in the sand and look at the gentleman's love for beautiful legs!!!

Hawkers, this is a digression, Fang Shou glanced at the back of him, a thin black crack, he came out of there just now, it's really strange, he hasn't practiced bone shrinking skills, how did he come out of that place? And here, no matter how you look at it, it's Nantian Middle School, right?

Look over there, yes, it's the big guy over there, even if he turns into a big guy who won't admit his mistakes, but after a few years in high school, he has been taken care of, and he has been educated ♂ from time to time, and his head has been knocked stupid, so it's the fault of the big guy who failed the exam.

Noticing Fang Shou's gaze, the big man as strong as an orangutan walked quickly in Fang Shou's direction.

"Oops!" Fang Shou was startled, and hurriedly checked his clothes up and down, very good, today's clothes and pants are all worn, these will definitely not be a problem!

"Wait, why is all this premised on the premise that I won't come to school wearing clothes and pants?" Fang Shou was furious.

"Classmates over there......"

"Haha~ Good morning, old demon of Montenegro. Fang Shou subconsciously said hello, and after a while, he felt that something was not right, and hurriedly added: "No, no, you heard it wrong just now, in fact, I called you Teacher Montenegro, hahaha~"

What's the difference? Idiot guy who is openly shouting the teacher's nickname!

"This, this is not ......" The old demon of Montenegro, no, it was Teacher Huang's voice that was a little stunned.

It's not good, from Fang Shou's many years of experience, the next thing is definitely the Iron Fist sanction or the physical strength test or the bungee jumping exercise without a rope, carelessly, he was caught by the old demon of Montenegro, it's all the fault of the dark space, and his head can't react for a while!

"Isn't this Lord Fang Shou?" Teacher Huang's face was full of smiles, like a brilliant chrysanthemum, he curled up his huge body, rubbed his hands obscenely like an old eunuch, and looked flattering: "Why do you have time to come to school today?"

"Eh?" Fang Shou's hand holding his head paused slightly, and he was a little puzzled: "Why don't you make a move?"

"Lord Fang Shou, what are you talking about?"

"According to your bastard's character, isn't it an iron fist to sanction next?" Fang Shou was even more puzzled, his eyes were full of vigilance, and he stubbornly protected his chest: "What conspiracy do you have? ”

"I don't know what you're talking about, but you're definitely misunderstood. "Teacher Huang's giant bear-like body with that flattering smile is really full of all kinds of incongruity, no, it can already be said to be disgusting, think about it, a man to the level of Teacher Huang actually whispered to Fang Shou so much, there is a feeling that Schwarzenegger went to pimp and be a turtle man!" ”

"Happy to see me?" Fang Shou pointed to his nose, the vigilance on his face had not disappeared: "No, don't you often tell me that I am the stupidest student you have ever met, and you want to beat me as soon as you meet, and what do you say that you have an urge to put me in kindergarten for further study for the sake of your own teacher morality, how can you be happy to see me?"

Yes, yes, Fang Shou at least has such a little self-knowledge, anyone who has a superb student like Fang Shou has to be one head or two big, although this guy doesn't steal, prostitute or fight, but big mistakes don't make small mistakes, all day long poking holes in the east, causing trouble in the west, it's really annoying, and Teacher Huang is a very responsible person, so Fang Shou's three years of high school basically passed in the battle of wits and courage with Teacher Huang.

"Behold, it's Lord Fang Shou. ”

"Really, it's really him!"

"Lord Fang Shou, I love you, I want to give you a baby!"

Although the reaction was very enthusiastic, Fang Shou had an urge to commit suicide by hitting the wall for some reason, of course, the boy with a pockmarked face who shouted that he wanted to give birth to a child was only part of the reason. It's more of a sense of shame, I know that Fang Shou is definitely not low in the ranking of boys who don't want to date, popular, and it's a prince-like welcome, only in YY and dreams!

"Don't argue, the bastard pockmarked face over there, boys and boys can't have children!" No, what Fang Shou cares about most is the pockmarked face who is going to give him a child......

By the way, there is already a man in the country of hope who has given birth, and although it is terrifying, the child seems to be very healthy.

"He's looking at me, looking at me!ah~ I'm going to be pregnant......"

"Me too, me too......"

"Wait a minute, I'm not a pick-up man, what's the matter with you guys with an orgasmic face?" Fang Shou was angry, he pointed to his eyes: "I don't have the ability to stare at anyone who is pregnant, you guys, don't blame me for your youthful mistakes." Also, the pockmarked face over there, how many times do you want me to talk about it? You're a boy, don't look like you're going to climax! I can't help but throw up!"

In fact, if you think about it carefully, when I was in the second year of middle school, I also had the skill of staring at who was pregnant, but when I grew up, I understood the cruelty of the spare tire and was casually a father, so I wanted to arrest and hang myself. (To be continued......)