It only took more than an hour to run to Yangcheng Lake outside Suzhou, where I played for a morning, and then went to a crab king village to have a full meal of hairy crabs.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, we crossed the Yangtze River and continued to drive north, but still did not take the highway, and the road was lined with either fields, woods or wilderness.

When she ran to a section of the road where there was no shop in front of the village and behind the store, Bubbles saw the opportunity and carried out one of her despicable acts when Ji Shiyun was drinking water.

reacted quickly, and in less than two minutes, Ji Shiyun, who was sitting in the back seat, suddenly frowned, held down his lower abdomen, and endured it for less than ten seconds, and then let out a moan uncontrollably: Ouch

Luo Chong, who was driving, and Ye Yunxuan, who was sitting in the passenger seat, looked back together, and the little girl immediately asked, "Sister, what's wrong, do you have a headache again?"

"Silly girl" Luo Chong said: "I didn't see her holding her stomach, how could it be a headache." ”

"My stomach hurts. Ji Shiyun's face showed a look of pain: "Suddenly, my stomach hurts so much......"

"What's the pain?"

Although Luo Chong didn't know the specific plan of the bubbles, he could guess that it must be related to her, so he pretended to be concerned and asked: "Is it the feeling of having a bad stomach?"

"Hmm. ”

Ji Shiyun looked a little embarrassed and nodded slightly.

"Then bear with me. Luo Chong urged the fuel and the speed of the car accelerated: "I'll drive faster, find a gas station, or a roadside shop or something, there will definitely be a toilet." ”

"Good. ”

Ji Shiyun whispered yes, but only ten seconds later, his face turned pale...... Holding his stomach with both hands, he couldn't care about anything, and moaned, "No, I don't seem to be able to bear it." ”

"Huh?"

Ye Yunxuan glanced out of the window and said to her: "Sister, no, there are wilderness everywhere, do you want to."

At this moment, Luo Chong deliberately remained silent, pretending to concentrate on driving, and had basically guessed in his heart what Bubbles' despicable plan was.

Somehow, in an instant, the spiritual distance between me and her?

Ha Lu Ha, that's too bad, you little ghost

"Ahh

Ji Shiyun screamed, holding his stomach, his waist couldn't stand up, and shouted with a crying voice: "Stop Luo Chong, stop quickly, please"

Obviously, Bubbles is very ruthless, she can't hold it anymore, and if she delays any longer, she will have to pull her pants.

chirping

Luo Chong braked suddenly, the car stopped on the side of the road, and immediately got out of the car.

Ji Shiyun also pushed the car door behind her, wanting to get out of the car by herself, but with the movement of her legs, her screams became even more desolate, and her face was extremely ugly.

Obviously, stomach ache is secondary, the key is that she is in a hurry, it seems that she is ready to come out, just take a step

In such a short time, she was so anxious that tears and sweat all came out.

Unstoppable, caught off guard, this is really.

Luo Chong ran to her side and shouted to Ye Yunxuan: "Lock the car door and don't come down." ”

"Oh. ”

The little girl, who was also a little at a loss, could only obediently agree.

The situation was so urgent, Luo Chong didn't care about avoiding suspicion, of course, he didn't plan to avoid suspicion at all, and hugged Ji Shiyun horizontally with both hands.

boom

Closing the car door with his elbow, as soon as he turned around, Luo Chong was like a hulk with terrifying bouncing power, holding a beautiful woman in his arms, jumping a distance of more than ten meters, jumping directly from the side of the road into the wilderness.

After a glance, I immediately ran to the most secluded location, where there were weeds, shrubs, and rocks, which should be a pretty good natural latrine.

Ji Shiyun closed his eyes, tears flowed from the corners of his eyes, and his face was full of despair......

When Luo Chong ran into the natural toilet as fast as he could, and lowered her to the most hidden position, before he could say anything to her, the auditory system received a strange "flutter" sound.

Well, still a step too late......

"Ahh

Ji Shiyun squatted down, hid her face and cried, she didn't have time to take off her pants at all, she couldn't hold it completely

White leggings, the version is very good-looking, it should be a valuable world brand.

Luo Chong didn't know what to do, so he could only move one step sideways and block the only gap, so that she could not be seen at all on the other side of the road, acting as a human wall.

And said to Bubbles in his heart: "Little villain, this is your good way?

"I wanted her to pull in the car, but I didn't expect her to be quite suffocating. Bubbles sneered: "It's worthy of being a reincarnated angel, and before the soul awakens, the ass can be clamped so tightly...... Little master, when you are with her, it will be very cool. ”

"Damn"

Luo Chong never felt that he could have anything to do with the word 'noble, but he still sighed in his heart: "Hooligans, the number one hooligan in the world, it turned out to be you, Bubbles"

"Prizes, prizes, general, general. Bubbles is very modest: "Sooner or later, one day, you will be worse than me." ”

At this time, Ji Shiyun's crying stopped slightly, raised his head, put on a crying face, and regarded Luo Chong, who was standing high with his back to him, as a lifesaver in despair, and said to him: "Luo Chong, help me."

The barren mountains and mountains here have already pulled their pants, how can others help?

But Luo Chong must have a way, and whispered to her: "It's okay, don't worry, I have a way, don't worry...... Wait here, don't move yet. ”

By this time, a peculiar smell had already spread in the air, which was enough to prove that no matter how beautiful the goddess was, as long as she was still a human body, what she discharged was also stinky.

Luo Chong jumped a few times and returned to the Land Rover on the side of the road, Ye Yunxuan lowered the window and hurriedly asked, "Little brother, my sister is fine, right?"

"It's fine, it's just that my pants are dirty. ”

Luo Chong opened the trunk, pretended to take out a plastic face plate from it, and beckoned to her again: "Come, find her a skirt to change into." ”

"Oh. ”

Ye Yunxuan hurriedly got out of the car, the suitcases of the two sisters were in the trunk of the car, and there must be Ji Shiyun's change of clothes in the trunk.

In the process of opening the box and rummaging, Ye Yunxuan asked in a low voice, "Sister, did she pull her pants?"

"Hmm. ”

Luo Chong nodded and helped Ji Shiyun cover up: "It's just a little bit." ”

"Ah, how could it ......"

Ye Yunxuan opened her small mouth and only said these few words, and then she couldn't help laughing: "She's such a big person, how can she pull her pants?"

"What are you laughing at?" Luo Chong deliberately kept a straight face: "That's your sister, don't laugh at her." ”

"I'm not a joke, I'm just ......"

The little girl snorted and laughed, she really couldn't talk anymore.

Pulling pants isn't a big deal, it's just a shame and funny......

Finding a slightly longer and thicker skirt, Luo Chong said to her: "Lock the car door, open the window a little slit, don't suffocate yourself." ”

"I know. ”

Ye Yunxuan nodded in agreement, and when she went back to the car, she was still smiling and laughing, not daring to speak loudly, for fear of being heard by her cousin.

I really can't imagine that a fairy who doesn't eat fireworks in the world on weekdays can pull her pants, which is simply incredible and incredible......

The little girl was simple-minded, she only thought it was funny, and she didn't think too much about the rest, and she didn't even care about what form the relationship between Luo Chong and her cousin would take because of this kind of thing.

didn't take into account that this kind of thing should be taken care of by herself as a woman, not a big man like Luo Chong......

Luo Chong took the skirt and basin, and returned to Ji Shiyun in a few jumps, with a snow-white towel and a piece of soap in his face.

Ji Shiyun was still squatting there, never moving. In this case, she really didn't know what to do.

It is said that she should take off her pants as soon as possible, but she is afraid that if she takes off her pants, she will see her bare ass when Luo rushes back, so she can only wait like this.

With tears on her face, she squatted there, wanting to look up at Luo Chong, but she was so embarrassed to look at him...... This situation and this scene are so lovable.

Luo Chong put his face in front of her first, and said softly: "Don't be shy, don't be nervous, watch me do a magic trick for you first." ”

When the palm of his hand was pressed into the basin, a large stream of water suddenly gushed out, and in the blink of an eye, the basin was full.

The water is still lightly steaming, and it's obviously lukewarm.

There is no doubt that this is the bath water released from the Soul Eater Space. Of course, Luo Chong can be interpreted as a kind of water control magic.

Ji Shiyun, who was in a dark mood, immediately saw the dawn, and didn't bother to think about how he turned the water out, there was only one consciousness in his mind: with water, he could wash himself.

"The water is very clean, similar to the bath water in the hotel. Luo Chong said to her softly: "And, as much as you want, it's enough to take a bath, so you don't need to save, when you run out of this basin, I'll conjure more for you, do you know the way?"

"Hmm. ”

She lowered her head and whispered yes, and she wouldn't say anything else at all.

Luo Chong turned around and only left the soap for her, Yu Towel and skirt were still in her hands for the time being, and she didn't need them in the first cleaning session.

There was a slight sound of taking off her pants behind her, and the smell that wafted in the air suddenly became strong, Luo Chong didn't peek, but she could imagine that her face must be red with embarrassment.

Luo Chong can also think that when a woman encounters this kind of thing, there will be two completely different results later: either she will regard herself as a person who is quite close; Or, from now on, he will deliberately avoid himself, not wanting to meet himself again, so as not to remember this embarrassing embarrassment that is difficult to resolve.

What kind of result will happen to her depends on how she deals with it next......

The pants were taken off and thrown aside by her, but she didn't start washing them immediately, but said hesitantly: "Luo Chong, I ......"

The following words are really hard to say, but Luo Chong can guess what it is, so he said to her in a very natural tone: "I know that you still want to pull, and your stomach is still hurting, right? ”

Some words are like a purulent wound, rather than hiding it, it is not enough to make a sharp cut, to thoroughly point the words, and squeeze out all the pus in the wound, and the recovery effect is better.

Sure enough, hearing him say this, Ji Shiyun didn't refute anything, but ......

Flutter

She also got rid of it, and used all her strength to completely discharge the impure things that were still in her stomach......

Luo Chong lit a cigarette, leisurely admiring the surrounding scenery, and said to her slowly: "Defecating in the wild and returning to nature is an experience that must be experienced in life, which is called and unpredictable......"

spitting smoke, his tone changed: "It's not that you don't know who I am, and you don't need to have so many scruples when you are with me." When people live, don't they just eat and drink Lazar, it's not a big deal...... Do you eat too little hairy crab to have diarrhea? Yunxuan and I eat much more than you, you see, it's fine...