Chapter 695: A Perfect Match

PS: A good female man, the two are about to fight!

"I'm not malnourished, I'm just whiter. Yuwen Zhenkang looked helpless.

Barbara gestured to her arm again, and said, "But, my arm is thicker than your thigh!"

Everyone couldn't help laughing, she was really a persistent female man, and she was still comparing her legs and arms with Yuwen Zhenkang at this time. Yuwen Zhenkang shook his head helplessly and said, "However, my thighs must be stronger than your arms!"

"Really, it's better for us to compare our strength, and if you win, I'll automatically admit defeat. Barbara replied.

Yuwen Zhenkang was thundered down by this female man, competing for strength, seeing that you are eating by muscles, competing with you for strength, how much chance do I have of winning? However, so many people, if they don't agree, they feel that they can't hold their faces.

"Okay, then let's compare the strength first. Yuwen Zhenkang shrugged his shoulders.

Barbara Titus was overjoyed, her feet split and she exhaled, her hands raised flat, and her arm muscles squirmed like two pythons. Seeing Barbara begin to accumulate strength, Yuwen Zhenkang didn't dare to be careless, crossed his hands, and climbed rapidly.

With a kick under his feet, Barbara rushed towards Yuwen Zhenkang, and his fists were swung out, like a muffled thunder explosion, and the sound of air explosions came, like a tidal wave sweeping Yuwen Zhenkang. Yuwen Zhenkang, as a man, had to take this trick no matter what, squatting with his legs, his body slightly forward, his fighting spirit was infused, and the bones of his body crackled and exploded.

"Bang!" thunder roared, booming and popping, rubble flew sideways, and dust filled the sky.

Yuwen Zhenkang directly retreated about five meters. A half-meter-deep trench was left on the ground, and Barbara was bounced back. He stepped back several meters in a row, and stomped down the soles of his feet. It was only when he sank deep into the ground that he stopped retreating.

The white mist above the two of them dissipated, and they seemed to be stunned by the strength of their opponents, and they couldn't speak for a while, in fact, it was the two of them who held their breath and never recovered.

Taking a deep breath, Yuwen Zhen praised: "Barbara's strength is really impressive!"

Barbara clenched her fists and clenched her hands. With a snapping of his fingers, he jumped out of the ground, and said with a smile: "I can't see it, your strength is so great! Why don't you go back to the clan with me and be my husband." ”

Yuwen Zhenkang broke out in a cold sweat, and those eyes seemed to dare to look at Barbara's fat waist like a bucket, and he almost spurted out a mouthful of blood.

Barbara is a large round wooden barrel, almost a square when viewed from the front. Yuwen Zhenkang roughly estimated that it was more than 500 catties, no, at least 600 catties, oh my God! Is this a woman? It is obviously an oversized bloodthirsty bear.

Everyone immediately shouted loudly. Others are giggling and giggling. Even Murong Yu laughed out loud.

Yu Caiyun glanced at Murong Yu: "As Barbara's husband, I think you're not bad." You're stronger than the Earth Bear, anyway. ”

Murong Yu immediately became dumbfounded, and turned his head to look at a few bad friends. Shangguan and the eldest grandson couldn't bear it anymore and laughed. Even Xiahou Feiyang interjected: "Your Highness." I think Cai Yun's proposal is good, well, it's really good!

Murong Yu glared at Xia Hou fiercely, shook his head helplessly, and turned to look at the middle of the field, not wanting to pay attention to the guy who couldn't stop laughing.

Yuwen Zhenkang also jumped out, clasped his hands together, and rubbed his knuckles. With a bitter face on his face, he looked at Barbara with tears and laughter, and shuddered at the thought of being crushed under such a behemoth.

The bigwigs on the rostrum were also amused by Barbara, and even several Holy Emperors were now whispering in private, Sikong Zhengyang "giggled" and laughed non-stop, if it wasn't for the public, he would definitely be rolling on that wide and comfortable dragon chair.

Master Greg also laughed loudly: "Did you hear that, Barbara seems to be very interested in our Young Master Yuwen!"

Everyone looked at Yuwen Zhenkang's handsome face that was even more ugly than crying, and beat their chests one by one and laughed. The handsome guys and beauties off the court don't seem to be interested in the game now, and now they are more concerned about the topic of Yuwen Zhenkang, who is like a weak scholar, marrying Barbara's female hooligan.

"Do you think we're a good match?" asked Barbara aloud.

A disgusting audience outside the arena responded loudly: "Perfect match! Perfect match!"

Yuwen Zhenkang was so angry that he almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, so matched? Like your big-headed ghost! Is this also called a good match? This is simply a flower stuck in cow dung! Of course, I am the flower, okay!

Barbara, who was as thick as a violent bear, actually flashed a moment of shyness, and Yuwen Zhenkang had goosebumps all over his body, he shivered deeply and said, "Barbara, do we want to continue the game?" ”

"Why am I so embarrassed to do it? Count you win?" Barbara said loudly again.

At this moment, the audience was directly dumbfounded, and roared loudly one by one, especially the young people, who were simply a group of beasts that had eaten aphrodisiacs, banging on the armrests of the chairs fiercely, and some jumped on the chairs, doing some funny actions.

"No!" Yuwen Zhenkang immediately objected, if it really doesn't compare, if this spreads, Barbara let him because she likes him, so let Yuwen Zhenkang still live!

This is definitely the biggest joke of this competition, and it will also become a big joke in the imperial capital. Thinking of this, Yuwen Zhenkang couldn't wait to press this woman to the ground and beat her violently, or squeeze the papaya on her chest, making her regret meeting her.

Barbara seemed embarrassed and said, "Even if you win, wouldn't it?"

"No!" Yuwen Zhenkang said: "That's it, if you win against me, I'll marry you!"

Barbara's originally gloomy face suddenly smiled like a chrysanthemum, she nodded heavily, and stretched out her arms: "Come on, I'm going to defeat you!"

The audience screamed with joy, everyone was waiting for Yuwen Zhenkang to lose, especially a few bad friends who are now crooked The tragic situation of this kid marrying Barbara, even Jing Chisheng couldn't stop laughing.

Only the guy with a pair of dead fish eyes next to Jing Chisheng didn't look excited. He muttered to himself, "Is it really that funny?"

"Hansen, isn't it funny? Just imagine that Yuwen Zhenkang would be funny when he faced such a sow every night. Jing Chi Shengle laughed.

Before Hansen could answer, another slightly taller fellow had already burst out laughing, he turned to Hansen and said, "Hansen, you didn't react to such a funny joke, are you really a dead fish eye and a fish face?"

"Go, you're the dead fish eye and the fish face. Hansen barely managed to squeeze out a smile, almost uglier than crying.

Jing Chisheng interjected solemnly: "Wanyan, I really hope that Yuwen will marry this female hooligan, really, I am also thinking about my brother." ”

Looking at Jing Chisheng with an innocent face, Wanyan Zhengxiong couldn't hold back his happiness, and he leaned forward and backward with laughter, and almost fell to the ground. Wanyan Zhengxiong covered his stomach and pointed at Jing Chisheng: "Jing, you are really a brother! Hehe laughed and broke your belly! Don't make me laugh anymore!"

smashed a punch on Jing Chisheng's shoulder, and Wanyan Zhengxiong was still laughing: "You really don't want to make me laugh anymore, a sow pressed Yuwen, I don't want to laugh!"

Jing Chisheng couldn't stand it anymore, and the two hooked their shoulders and laughed again, only Hansen grinned reluctantly, which was a little uglier than crying.

Yuwen Zhenkang wished that this female man would immediately have a big fight, and only in this way could her thoughts be broken. With a flip of his big hand, a long sword flashing with a cyan halo appeared, and the fighting spirit was infused, and the long sword "buzzed".

Seeing Yuwen Zhenkang take out his weapon, Barbara spread her hands and shouted, "Where is my weapon?"

"Sister, your weapon is here. A voice said loudly.

Barbara then remembered that her weapon seemed to be still on the sidelines, and she was happy just now, why did she leave her weapons on the sidelines?

When Barbara reappeared, everyone gasped as they looked at the copper hammer, which was several times larger than the lump of flesh on her chest.

A pair of black iron hammers the size of grinding discs, the handle of the hammer is about one meter or so, and the round hammer body is engraved with dense magic runes, and before the blessing of the fighting qi, these runes emit a faint black halo. With every step Barbara took with the hammer in her hand, the ground trembled, and it seemed that the entire arena trembled at Barbara's feet.

What a pair of super heavy weapons! What a pair of rune soldiers!

The magic soldiers carved by the magic runes are basically not much different from the magic soldiers depicted in the magic array, almost the same origin, except that one uses the power of magic, and the other uses the power of ancient runes.

Many ancient races have some runes with powerful and unknown powers, and obviously, the ancient Black Mountain clan has this kind of weird rune.

Yuwen Zhenkang looked at the heavy hammer that exuded a black halo, and felt that his scalp was numb, and his whole body was trembling. The contrast between his light and fluttering long sword and his opponent's pair of heavy war hammers is simply too hot.

The audience once again responded with applause and cheers, and it was clear that they were cheering Barbara on. Cheering up Barbara is to ask Yuwen Zhenkang to marry Barbara, thinking of these unscrupulous audiences, Yuwen Zhenkang is speechless and smiles bitterly.

Barbara's hands shook, and the two huge war hammers slammed together, "Wow!" There was a shock, and a wave of air swept away.

"Come on, see how I defeat you, but keep your promise and remember to marry me, you know?" Barbara laughed, her voice like a bell, and a hint of blush flashed on her ink-smeared face. (To be continued......)