Chapter 18: Give Me a Chance to Be a Hero
"What do you like Moutai? Do you want XX brand? Although the price is slightly higher, there is no problem. Xiao Ha's paws fumbled for a while.
"That's it! 30 years old, absolute quality assurance, no problems such as poor sealing on the market, absolute high quality! With his paws, he magically uncorked the bottle, and then he placed the whole bottle in front of the big red snake.
"Hiss~" Chiyan Python squatted down, and Snake Hyacinth sighed into the bottle.
"Hey, can snakes drink? It's rumored that snakes will die if they drink alcohol, isn't it?" Fang Shou felt that he was no longer able to complain.
"Hmph, talking natal beasts? The boy raised his head proudly, "Even if snakes can't drink, what do you think you can hit me with a little cleverness? The third-grade seniors seem to be called Fang Shoulai, or is it called Fang Shou?"
Fang Shou's forehead was bruised, "It's called Senior Fang, you crazy pervert." ”
"Cut, if you don't have the strength, it's just a scrap. The boy shrugged.
"Look at it, that virtue, it's a shame to be his natal beast. Xiao Ha took out a bottle of soda again, and pointed at the angry Fang Shou with his claws disdainfully.
"Shhh The python nodded humanely.
"I'm XXX!" Fang Shou outside the enchantment felt like his lungs were about to be exploded.
"Tsk, that's it. But this natal beast ...... "the boy thought for a moment" seems to be worth studying?"
The boy walked up to Xiao Ha, squatted down, and said with a smile, "Hello, my name is Pang Qiyuan." ”
"Oh oh, hello, hello. Xiao Ha put down the soda, clenched his paws, and made a bowing gesture, "Dear, have a drink?"
“...... Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol. Pang Qiyuan was silent for a moment.
"Look, this is the aspiring youth. Xiao Ha sighed, patted Pang Qiyuan on the shoulder, and whispered, "Sure enough, the skeleton will be much better than the third-rate group composed of perverts." ”
"Hmph, the League of Gentlemen? Pang Qiyuan nodded approvingly.
In this way, Xiao Ha and Pang Qiyuan chatted together, what a harmonious scene. Except for the maid lady who was still unconscious.
The time is almost up.
looked at Pang Qiyuan and Chiyan Python, who attracted the attention of Bei Xiaoha. Fang Shou leaned down without hesitation and climbed into the "dog hole" on the barrier.
"Little Shou ......" Yuan Xiaoya covered her mouth in surprise, with tears in the corners of her eyes.
"Damn, haven't people come yet?" Xu Le looked around anxiously.
What if it's a dog hole? Even if it's a pervert? I will never forgive, I will not forgive the bastard who made Xiaoya show this expression......
The dog hole in the barrier was wide enough, and Fang Shou climbed into it smoothly. Although the onlookers were afraid that the "Skull Society" would come to the door to find trouble and did not dare to seek justice, they were still happy to find a little trouble for the arrogant Pang Qiyuan, so they remained silent.
"Then again......" Xiao Ha is still talking with Pang Qiyuan about the mountains.
Because of Pang Qiyuan's kick, the position of the maid lady was not too far from Fang Shou's current position.
Fang Shou gently moved to the injured maid's side, and he checked it slightly. The originally delicate face was bruised, and although the wound on the arm was bleeding nonstop, the wound was not too deep.
The wounds on the body are not too serious, but, the words of the heart......
Fang Shou sighed softly and carefully picked up the maid Xiaoyue.
"By the way, I'll show you something!" Xiao Ha suddenly said loudly.
"Hiss!" Chiyan Python nodded dizzily, while Pang Qiyuan looked at Xiao Ha with paws groping behind him with a serious face.
Neither the person nor the snake seemed to notice that Fang Shou had already picked up the injured maid.
"Xiao Shou, run!" Yuan Xiaoya, who was outside the enchantment, exclaimed.
"Hey?" Fang Shou, who was holding the person, was stunned for a moment.
"Shhh
Fang Shou's back was hit by a powerful liliang, and when the severe pain came, Fang Shou almost threw the person in his hand down.
"Didn't I tell you that it was useless?" Pang Qiyuan did not look back.
"Hiss~" Behind Fang Shou, a big black snake similar to the Red Flame Python was spitting snake letters at Fang Shou.
"Oh, it's also an A-level black water snake?" Xiao Ha's movements paused.
"Yes, my natal beasts are the Red Flame Serpent and the Black Water Serpent. It's rare, isn't it? It's a rare Gemini natal beast. Pang Qiyuan smiled cruelly.
Fang Shou didn't speak, just quietly adjusted his breathing.
"What an interesting scene, Senior Fang worked hard for a girl he didn't know, it was so funny. Pang Qiyuan smiled a little maniacally.
"Don't pretend to be a hero here, idiot. It's just that he was defeated in the summoner competition, and it was really embarrassing to fall down for this reason, hey!Senior Fang, how does it feel to drill a dog hole for such a B-level miscellaneous thing?"
"That's right, that's right, that little girl in a maid's costume, but she told me the rules with a serious face, and reminded me to be careful before using the spell! Isn't it ridiculous? Senior Fang......?
"Also, what kind of hero is Senior Fang doing now? My target is Yuan Xiaoya, an S-level summoner, if it weren't for the fact that you challenged her before me, that chick who was a substitute wouldn't have played, and if she didn't play, she wouldn't be like now, she could only be pitifully carried away, right?"
Pang Qiyuan's laughter was full of mockery.
"If you put down that crumbs and kneel down and beg me, I'll spare you, probably that's going to be the case, right?"
Fang Shou smiled bitterly: "Hey, hey, why do you like to say this kind of thing so much?
"Hmph!" Pang Qiyuan snorted dissatisfiedly and beckoned, "Black Water Snake." ”
"Shhh
"It hurts to death~" Fang Shou's whole body was trembling, as an otaku who rarely exercised, he usually had to be nervous for a long time even for a trivial matter like nosebleeds, and under the impact of this intensity for 2 consecutive times, he did have the urge to squat down and moan a few times.
"But, huh~ There's no time for me to do this kind of thing. Although the distance from the exit was very close, only a few steps away, Fang Shou had a feeling that he would never be able to finish.
"It really hurts, even if I've experienced the baptism of the Lich King, but it's still very painful~ It's just an ordinary high school, so don't make some messy things, okay? Not everyone is like that lucky Z's sister {Note 1}, so that the girl can easily go to the hospital, okay? Fang Shou slowly moved his steps while thinking in pieces.
"Ha~ha. Pang Qiyuan licked his lips and said, "Endless Void...... The Seven Original Sins represent the flames of wrath......"
"Also, what kind of twin natal beasts? ugly to death, you know? Speaking of twins, it must be a beautiful girl like BY2, right? Uh, forget about the three dimensions or something, such as the handsomeness of the Emerald Star Stone and the Cangxing Stone {Note 2}, such as the cuteness of Fuji Lin Xing and Fuji Lin Qiong{Note 3}...... Why are you like those two ugly snakes? Uncle COS Snake {Note 4}? ”
"Endless Anger ......"
"That's right, that's right. Fang Shou turned around and said with a bright smile, "You dead pervert, can you stop reciting that spell of the second middle school to get home?"
Even intently chanting the incantation, Pang Qiyuan's forehead couldn't help but have green tendons.
"Ha~ The time is almost up. ”
"A-rank spells, burst fireballs. ”
"Tsk, what's the matter with such a long spell using a name that looks like a apprentice spell?" Fang Shou's face turned a little pale. "It's time to do it, it's almost enough, isn't it? stupid dog. ”
"Yes, yes, that's the feeling ......" Xiao Ha's voice was as lewd as ever.
"Huh?" Pang Qiyuan, who was using all his strength to control the spell, was startled.
"That's it, Roaring Bomb!" Xiao Ha spat out a golden light bullet.
"Damn. Seeing the light bullets coming towards him, Pang Qiyuan gave up the completed technique and pulled the dizzy Red Flame Snake down in front of him.
"Bang!" the golden light bomb exploded violently.
A golden glow fills the small shop. Not only Pang Qiyuan, but the onlookers couldn't help but look away.
"Shhh
"It's here~" Fang Shou bit his lip in pain, took a few steps with difficulty, and slowly put the girl in his arms at the exit.
"Next, forehead ......" A sharp pain interrupted Fang Shou's thoughts, and he stared at the blood dripping from his forehead in a daze.
"Yo, Senior Fang, you don't think it's over, right?" Pang Qiyuan held a bloodstained baseball bat in his hand, "I didn't expect to use it, the weapon I borrowed from the baseball club." ”
"You ......" Fang Shou felt the world spin for a while, he covered the bleeding wound with his hand, and gasped with difficulty.
"Fang Shou! Xu Le gritted his teeth fiercely, pushed away the crowd, and rushed up regardless of it.
"Xiao Shou ......" Yuan Xiaoya's voice trembled a little.
"Hey, hey, hey. This is a murder, what should I do if I die?" Fang Shou stood up with a wry smile.
Pang Qiyuan shrugged his shoulders indifferently and raised the baseball bat again.
"Little music. Fang Shou gasped fiercely. "Take this girl away. ”
"But ......"
"If I were a close friend, I would do as I was told. Fang Shou wiped the blood on his forehead, "Why, don't you even give me a chance to become a hero?" You know, I'm the King of Darkness of the XX Kingdom of XX Planet!"
“......”
Xu Le was silent for a moment, and finally leaned down and pulled the unconscious girl out.
"Now I can finally beat you up, and I will grit my teeth, stinky little ghost. ”
Note 1 Lucky Z's sister hand refers to the protagonist of "Magic Forbidden Book Catalog" Shangjo Dangma, the male protagonist has a peach blossom S-level, Lucky Z's magical liliang. Anyway, he's going to be hospitalized for Sister Pao and his sisters again, right?
Note 2: The Emerald Star Stone and the Cangxing Stone are both taken from "The Rose Maiden". The third season is coming out......
Note 3: Apricot Fujibayashi and Joan Fujibayashi from the anime game "CLANNAD"
Note 4 Uncle Snake refers to the never-dead boss Orochimaru in the migrant worker manga "Naruto", and the rhythm of reading the manga has a kind of whitewashed rush.
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