First of all, this is not an update, but a real thing that Xiao Ming encountered when he went for a walk on a whim just night...... Xiao Ming thought it was really funny, but it was boring at this time, so he wrote it out and shared it with everyone.

There are the following characters in this incident:

The BMW man who drives a white BMW, hereinafter referred to as the BMW man

The girlfriend who is suspected to be a BMW man wears a purple short-sleeved shirt, hereinafter referred to as the woman in purple

Passerby A Xiaoming.

Passers-by walk the dog, hereinafter referred to as the dog walker.

There are three policemen

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Anyway, because Xiao Ming's AQ application was ignored by Dianniang, and the manuscript of the other work was killed and completely turned into a plane draft, Xiao Ming was extremely dark and depressed, and he didn't want to find a friend to complain (embarrassed to disturb others at night), so Xiao Ming happened to see the cool evening breeze after the rain, so he decided to go out for a walk and take a look at the scenery by himself, and heal the injured little soul >_<

Xiao Ming walked aimlessly, looked at the willow tree in the pavilion for a while, smoked a few cigarettes by the river, and just as Xiao Ming sighed and lamented the impermanence of life, he suddenly heard a sudden sound of cars braking on the road not far away.

I saw a white BMW parked on the side of the road, and there was a faint sound of quarrel in the car, just when Xiao Ming was curious and concerned, he suddenly heard a man yelling from inside the car: "I'll kick you to death!"

Then the quarrel escalated into a scolding sound, and soon after, Xiao Ming saw a woman in purple on the co-pilot open the car door and rush out, howling and waving her claws to the guardrail by the river with a super high decibel howl, throwing off a high heel on the way, and then grabbing the guardrail and shaking her long hair and hitting the iron railing with her head.

Xiao Ming has been shocked by this scene, there are relatively few people and vehicles on this road, and there is only Xiao Ming in the crowd of onlookers at this time, so Xiao Ming was surprised and calmly lit a cigarette...... Continue watching the play.

When the woman in purple was showing her iron head skills to the fish swimming in the river, the BMW man also got out of the car, did not speak, and lit a cigarette like Xiao Ming and calmly watched the woman in purple practice iron head skills.

After the woman in purple howled for a while, she probably saw that the BMW man did not react, so she stepped over the guardrail with light skills, sat on the guardrail and roared to the sky: "XXX, you beep, I will die to show you——"

The BMW man was unmoved, calmly took a puff of cigarette and smiled disdainfully: "You die, if you don't die today, you don't have the surname X!"

Then the two had a long quarrel and didn't repeat it, and Xiao Ming didn't pay attention to it, until they quarreled with Xiao Ming's cigarette and were lighting a cigarette, when the woman in purple didn't know when Lu Dao had come down from the guardrail.

Next, when it was too late, the woman in purple took off the other high heel on her foot, and threw the high heels as a hidden weapon at the BMW man with Xiao Ming's indistinct Gao Miao Road, and the BMW man was caught off guard by the high heels bar and snorted in the face!

As soon as the BMW man reacted and opened his mouth to scold, the woman in purple ran away and flashed into the BMW man's BMW car with lightning speed!

The BMW man saw that it was not good to chase it immediately, but how could the woman in purple let him succeed! The BMW car was originally on fire, and the woman in purple started to drive without pulling the door as soon as she got on the car, only to see that Xiao Ming didn't know how much the BMW car was worth on the road, and shook the front two doors with the ** drift of the S route, and rushed to the opposite side of the road with a bang, first the open door scraped on the telephone pole and fell, and then the front of the car hit the stone wall of the community across the road!

Well, this BMW really can't help but crash, Xiao Ming visually saw that the front cover was deformed and turned over, as for the headlights, bumpers, or something, don't say anything.

Xiao Ming only woke up at this time, master! Definitely a master! This woman in purple first tricked the BMW man out of the car by seeking death, and then secretly moved out of position through a quarrel, and distracted the BMW man with a hidden weapon in the last high-heeled shoes, so easily took down the first kill of the BMW car!

It's really crazy!

The BMW man was naturally angry and angry, and directly broke out in the small universe, rushed over and pulled the woman in purple off the car, and then dragged the T-shirt on his body, and shook his fat with his bare shoulders and PK with the woman in purple on the street!)

The BMW man and the woman in purple hit from the opposite side of the road to the middle of the road and then to this side of the road, fists and feet and danced with fangs and claws, and danced on the narrow road to show their powers, and Xiao Ming was dazzled and amazed, but unfortunately Xiao Ming didn't bring a mobile phone, otherwise I must let you see what a real martial arts powerhouse is!

What did you ask Xiao Ming, didn't you call the police or go up to pull the rack?

When!yet!............ When!yes!no!yes!,If you call the police or go up to pull the rack so good, wouldn't you have to watch it!And I just said that Xiao Ming didn't bring a mobile phone at all......

When the BMW man and the woman in purple showed their martial arts, there were other people nearby who were attracted by the loud noise of the car that had just crashed, and the first to arrive was an old man walking a dog.

The old man is obviously a hidden powerhouse who plays summoning, and the person has arrived before the sound, only to hear the sound of "Wangwangwang", the old man is holding his pet, and a little white dog comes over.

The old man looked at the two masters who were PK and was stunned for a while, and asked Xiao Ming, who was standing on the sidelines, "Young man, what's wrong?"

Xiao Ming shrugged and said, "I also just passed by." ”

Xiao Ming politely handed out a cigarette to the old man, and then continued to watch happily with the old man...... The old man is still more disciplined, and after watching it for a while, he took out his mobile phone and called the police.

While waiting for the policeman Shu Huang to come, the old man said to Xiao Ming: "Young man, why don't you go up and pull lala? At this time, there were still only two onlookers, Xiao Ming and the old man.

Xiao Ming was very innocent: "Uncle, look at my little arms and legs, I don't dare to go up, besides, you see that the two of them are evenly matched, I can't see anything." ”

Xiao Ming is telling the truth, the woman in purple is not only a tactical player, but also does not show weakness when she moves, the BMW man has been caught by her several paw prints, and the BMW man's attack methods are naturally very sharp, and the fat meat is extremely resistant to beating, the two are really up and down for a while, it seems that it can't be said to be a strong man in some sect!

The old man saw that Xiao Ming didn't mean to go up to pull the rack, and he didn't say anything more, the old man didn't necessarily let the dog out of the gang to bite it when he was old!

Friends who have experience know that the police are very busy, and they can't get there for more than ten or twenty minutes, and as time passes, there are more onlookers next to them, but it was quite late at that time, and there are usually fewer people here, and there are not many in total.

And after about ten minutes of PK, the BMW man and the woman in purple seemed to have exhausted their skills, and gradually slowed down the pace of the battle, and simply stopped after the worst, and the BMW man took out a bottle of water from the trunk and sat on the side of the road and drank it, which seems to be to return blood and other skills!

Although the two masters did not stop working the truce in their hands, before the arrival of the police Shu Xiao, they let Xiao Ming see what the real scolding war was, the two of you came and went to greet all the female relatives of the other party's ancestors in the 180th generation from head to toe, if you insist that Xiao Ming write what they scolded, then okay Xiao Ming will write it to you!

“*************”

“*****************”

“********”

Just when the two were scolding each other and looking to fight again, the belated policeman Shu Huang finally arrived!

At this time, the woman in purple made a big move very simply - when she saw the lights of the police car, she went to the ground very decisively, and screamed in all directions: "Hit someone...... Kill someone...... Kill someone......"

BMW man: "**************"

After the police officers arrived, they couldn't figure out what was going on for a while, and police officers Shu Huang A and B were communicating with the BMW man and the woman in purple, while the police Shu Huang Bing was going around to learn about the situation from the onlookers.

When the policeman Shu Xiaobing asked Xiao Ming and the old man, Xiao Ming replied decisively: "I don't know how to go, I just arrived." ”

It's not early, Xiao Ming is still going to have a supper! Anyway, it is estimated that there is no drama to watch, and Xiao Ming is not interested in wasting saliva on the police Shu Huang as a commentator.

The old man seemed to have the same idea as Xiao Ming: "Oh, I'm still behind him." ”

The policeman Shu Huangbing left slightly disappointed.

Xiao Ming and the old man looked at each other and smiled.

After that, I won't mention much, the police Shu Huang called the ambulance to carry the woman in purple away, and invited the BMW man into the police car, as for the BMW car that was killed for the first time, Xiao Ming was pitiful and kept in close contact with the stone wall when he left, waiting for the traffic police Shu Huang to deal with it, and Xiao Ming went home to find his mother after having a supper.

end......

Before I knew it, I found that I was writing 3,000 words in an hour, hey, I found that I was still quite able to water!

This little story is indeed the real situation that Xiao Ming witnessed, and it is not exaggerated.

In fact, the focus of Xiao Ming's writing of this single chapter is to tell you...... If you're in a bad mood, you'll have to go for a walk! Maybe you'll encounter such an interesting thing like Xiao Ming.

What, a few days ago, I saw the words written in the book of an author's friend: I'm not afraid of being miserable, I'm afraid that others are not as miserable as myself, aha

Tonight, Xiao Ming is in a good mood to see someone so much worse than himself, ha

So Xiao Ming is in the state now, ready to code words all night, tomorrow, En should say it is today.................................... It's still a change!(~o~)Y