Chapter 134: Uncle Kuan's Fart
In the world, no, even in some unborn mysterious shili, they are completely unaware of this so-called fourteenth divine son.At least in their intelligence network, the unborn thirteenth is already a headache.If they know that there is also a fourteenth hidden in the academy, maybe many intelligence leaders will be tied to stones by their boss and sink into the sea, right?
However, this is all for later, at least for the few people present, those guys in the dark, whether they live or die has nothing to do with them.
"Gods and demons?" He groaned for a while, and pointed the terrifying-looking big knife at the sleepy-eyed black-haired man: "So, are you friend or foe?"
Everyone present, including the drunkard who always doesn't play cards according to the rules, all looked at him, at this juncture when the shijie war was about to break out, a god son who didn't know which camp he belonged to, his existence could even affect the direction of this war.After all, those hidden old guys also have their own rules.Theoretically speaking, fourteen people, including this black-haired man, are the highest combat power on this shijie.
"Is this important?" The black-haired man ignored Dracula's screams and pulled off the Bloodline wings behind him one by one, "I just hate it."
"Whew!" As if he was imprisoned by something, Dracula's ability in the hands of the black-haired man kept letting out a miserable howl, and he couldn't even resist a little.
"Well, I seem to have seen you." The drunkard looked at the black-haired man carefully for a moment, and said with some hesitation: "But it's impossible, although I'm old, I haven't reached the level of presbyopia.
"I think I've heard of that name." After the black-haired man stripped Dracula of his wings, he punched Dracula who was constantly howling, and then focused his attention on his two long fangs, and he said to himself with some nostalgia: "Speaking of which, I seem to have such a younger brother.Hehehe, after so many years, I don't know if he is dead.Hmm, he seems to have a sister?No, not at all, how can my toys be so relaxed and happy?hiss~~~ The weak should have the consciousness of the weak, right? From the moment he failed, he was destined to be my slave.
"Ahh With Dracula's terrible howl, two long snow-white fangs flew in the air.
As if tired of playing, the black-haired man threw the poor True Ancestor out, scanning the crowd with his horrible blood-red eyes, and roaring in his hoarse voice, "The prey is ripe, my lovely brother, I can't wait to see your desperate expression.
Evangeline frowned and looked at the man who was looking up to the sky and laughing wildly, pulled the clothes under his heart, and whispered, "What should we do? This guy is too dangerous, we alone can't stop him.
"Did you say those gods?" He took out a handful of brand-new orange 5S, shook it and said, "Actually, I beat it from the beginning."
"What!weishenme, you haven't consulted me at all, this is our territory." Speaking of this, Evangeline stared at Dracula with some disgust: "Although I am very unhappy with our so-called kind, and I have no feelings for the so-called blood clan, but don't forget, the two of us owe a lot of favors to that white guy.
"It doesn't matter." Blade shrugged his shoulders and didn't take Evangeline's complaint to heart at all: "If you don't finish it sooner, can't you take it?"
"End what?"
"No, oh, don't you listen?" In an antique temple, there were a lot of people lying on the ground, and the temple that had been repaired by later generations had become dilapidated, and from time to time there were a few small flames running up.
"Lee, do you really want to be our enemy?" The bloodied uncle held a wooden staff and roared loudly,
"I should have told you, right?" Li Feng punched him mercilessly and hit him to the ceiling, "Don't interfere with me! You idiots just don't understand like that? Or do you think you can capture me with the few heroic spirits around you?"
"Damn it, you're not afraid of them......"
"They're just a bunch of old turtles." Li Feng smashed the idol on it with a punch, and said in a cold voice: "They don't make a move, just you idiots. Didn't I tell you? I just want to teach haode!"
"Boom!"
"......" Evangeline looked at the local tyrant-colored mobile phone that was constantly gibberish, although he knew that the brains of those gods were not good, and he also knew that they were basically good-for-nothing guys except for the yin people...... In this case, the god stick can't be counted on.Then the rest are those stupid big men and self-proclaimed knights in Northern Europe, right? However, with the speed of their turtle hair, by the time the reinforcements arrived, they would have had their teeth pulled out by that pervert, right?
Don't, don't die!" Evangeline shuddered, that guy was a pervert no matter how he looked at it, and it was better to ...... than fall into his hands Teaming up with that old man?
"Drunk, drunk." The drunkard shook his head and stepped back in three steps and two steps, obviously he had no intention of interfering. He had come to make trouble, and now that someone had come to replace him, it was a good thing that he couldn't ask for, wasn't it? Not to mention......
The drunkard sighed deeply, he could be angry like this, but what about the young and vigorous little ghosts, especially the grumpy little fire man, who had to find him out before he went completely insane.
"Damn bad old man!" Evangeline stepped on the ground angrily, to be honest, she was in the "school hell [note 1]", she had every reason not to come to this troubled water, but what could she do? Dracula, who was as self-righteous as a stupid X, was nervous all day long, and didn't know what to think. I can't put my mind at ease at all, after all, I still owe that guy a lot of favors......
"I'm so angry, I'm not worried about that white guy! Damn, hateful, give me help!" Evangeline took out a few red magic crystals from her bag, and she said with some distress: "This is the origin, I finally got it, if that neurotic dares to do it, don't blame me for being rude." ”
"Oh, was it left by the white guy?"
"No, it's her mother, probably. Evangeline carefully placed a few crystals on the ground, and then drew a few magic circles, "However, at least one thing is certain, this thing is of great benefit to us...... Probably, maybe I should let that stupid X try the effect? After all, it's all true ancestor's. ”
"Whew, good idea. ”
Originally, under the toss of the perverted fourteenth, Dracula, who was already dying, shuddered.
"Hahahahaha ”
"What's that neurotic doing?"
"Oh, it seems like a delusional neurosis. Evangeline replied without raising her head, "I really can't stand it, why do I have to do such a thing? These gems are very precious, right? Listening to Bai, even if the body is destroyed, it can be restored immediately." Hey, when the white one gets up, I must make it to me. ”
"Oh, what if it's the true ancestor of the Blood Clan?"
"Nonsense. Evangeline rolled her eyes, "What do I want it to do if it doesn't work for me." Under the Blade...... Wow, where did the dog come from?"
"Hey, hey, call me Xiaoha. The coquettish husky tugged at his mouth and looked at Evangeline with bared teeth.
"Hmph, hmph. Evangeline, who came back to her senses, quickly got up, she tidied up her clothes, and her expression was a little shaken: "Hmph, I didn't get scared, a talking dog or something." I've seen it several times. I wasn't intimidated. ”
"Hey, hey, don't you hear that, she has a cure for that little ghost. Xiao Ha turned his head and said to the figure behind him.
"Ah, is that so?"
"Oh, though, this magic circle of mine is going to be used against that psychopath, you ...... Wow, that's tragic enough. ”
"I'll deal with him, and you help me heal her. "The figure put down a little child" From the very beginning, I smelled a terrible smell, and I thought it was Uncle Kuan farting [Note 2]...... I didn't expect it to be your neurotic? With the bones of your parents...... It's disgusting to think about. Teenager, you need electrotherapy. ”
Note 1. In "The Magic Teacher", the curse that Evangeline is subjected to, the effect of which is...... Be a lifelong student. Emma, this curse is terrible, think about how much I've been going through the college entrance examination all my life...... Maybe by the ninety-thousand, ninety-nine hundred and ninety-ninth time, I will be able to take the test and have a glorious future. However, if English is really reformed, hey, hey, hey, a whole bunch of patriotic teenagers are approaching.
Note 2. As we all know, Yamamoto Kan's mouth is very smelly, so bad that he was replaced halfway through being an overseer. Well, some people might say I'm black. However, in the Japanese ACG community, it is generally impossible to change the supervisor in the middle of the process...... But thinking about Uncle Kuan's snorting, everything was relieved.