Chapter 13: The Friend Who Leaves No Thing to Say (Part I)
Chen Changsheng said to order casually, in Tang Thirty-six's opinion, just order these three words, whether it is to order casually, or to get along casually, the meaning is almost the same, sympathizing with the other party, but when ordering, he didn't care much about the price of the dish, holding the menu, he randomly ordered a few signature dishes that the inn is good at, the first two are the soup boiled by the flying bird and the steamed double-headed fish...... Just as he was ordering, he caught a glimpse of Chen Changsheng's brows and frowned, thinking that the other party was not enough money, and was a little distressed, and said to Xiao Er: "Don't want the two-headed fish, replace it with sea bass, and then ...... Replace the sparrow soup with a lettuce soup. β
Sure enough, Chen Changsheng's brows furrowed.
Tang Thirty-six smiled, thinking that he was really observant and understanding, and said casually: "Another bowl of plum blossom bottom deer breast balls." β
Chen Changsheng frowned.
Tang Thirty-six glanced at him and said, "Replace it...... Come to a bowl of plum cabbage and meat. β
Chen Changsheng was still frowning.
Tang Thirty-six was a little displeased, thinking to himself a bowl of fatty pork, you don't bother to eat it at home on weekdays, you are still reluctant to pay this money?
He said to the shopkeeper: "Just come to a plate of cold salad and folded ear roots! Add a plate of red oil to the wind!"
Chen Changsheng still looked like that, with a face full of disapproval.
Tang Thirty-six was really a little annoyed, and said, "For the sake of your first time inviting guests to dinner, I won't say anything to you." β
Chen Changsheng was slightly stunned and asked, "What's wrong with me?"
Tang Thirty-six shouted: "Even if you don't have enough money on your body, you can't show this kind of expression in front of the guests, it's really annoying! Since you are a man, your head can be broken, blood can be shed, and your face must not be lost! Even if you go to take the fur on your body later, what is it?"
He thought that this principle was very appropriate, and it felt good to educate his peers, but Chen Changsheng felt a little strange when he heard it, and asked, "This is a swollen face and a fat man, right?"
Tang Thirty-six was slightly annoyed and said, "Where is this?"
This is a saying in Xining. Chen Changsheng gave a serious explanation.
Tang Thirty-six was stunned, thinking to himself that this was the one he was asking? He was about to go crazy, and then he heard Chen Changsheng's next sentence.
β...... And I don't have a fur coat either. β
The room became somewhat quiet.
Tang Thirty-six forgot about the madness, and felt that this matter was indeed very distressing, this guy was very pitiful.
He had only seen those unsatisfactory elders and senior brothers in the family sect who took furs and Jiaosuo to exchange for wine and eat at every turn, but no one told him that if someone was so poor that he didn't even have these, how could he treat him to dinner without losing face, as for himself...... First of all, he was never short of money, and secondly, he never invited anyone to eat.
He looked at Chen Changsheng and said, "I'll invite you to eat this meal." β
Chen Changsheng was slightly different and asked, "What are you for?"
Tang Thirty-six looked at him with a gentle expression and said, "You don't have a fur coat, and you definitely don't have anything valuable on the side, how can I let you invite me?"
Chen Changsheng was a little innocent and said, "But...... I've got money. β
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Chilled again.
Tang Thirty-six's face was a little ugly, and he asked, "Then why did you look so ugly when I ordered food before?"
Chen Changsheng thought about the previous scene, understood something, was a little embarrassed, and explained: "Because...... The Flying Sparrow Yellow Essence Soup you ordered, called Wen Bu, is actually very dry, it is excellent to take in autumn and winter, and now it is spring, and the soup is easy to make a void fire, which is not very good for the body. β
Tang Thirty-six didn't expect that this guy was thinking about this aspect at all, and asked, "Could it be that the rest of the dishes are not good? β
"Double-headed fish is a deep-sea fish, feeding on fish, shrimp and sea snakes, too much toxin deposition in the body, if it is boiled and poured, it is still edible to the soup, but it is not good for the body to eat steamed, and there are only two of us, too much meat is not good for the body, especially the plum cabbage button meat is pork belly, the fat is too heavy, it is best not to eat. β
Chen Changsheng added after the most reluctance: "The pig's ears in the red oil downwind are a good thing, but the red oil is really bad, and then there is the plate of folded ear roots, eating too much will make the intestines upset, and it will also be ...... to the body."
"Stop!"
Tang Thirty-six couldn't listen to it anymore - Chen Changsheng's words were like flies, spinning around his ears, making him very uncomfortable. No matter who listens to so many "bad for your health" after happily ordering food, they will not be happy--of course, food can't be healthy in everything, but who pays attention to these details when eating? And pays attention to it so strictly? If Chen Changsheng is an old man who pays attention to health, it would be fine, but he is obviously only a fourteen-year-old boy......
"What if it's not good for your health?
Chen Changsheng said seriously: "I won't die on the spot, but I will definitely die early." β
Tang Thirty-six had nothing to say, and asked curiously, "Then what do you usually eat?"
Chen Changsheng responded: "Two taels of meat, cattle and sheep are the best, two catties of vegetables, wild vegetables are the best, sweet potatoes and grains are at will, one stream fish for two days, scales are the best, and no soup is drunk." β
Tang Thirty-six asked, "How long have you eaten like this?"
Chen Changsheng said: "I've been eating like this since I can remember. β
This time it was Tang Thirty-six's turn to frown.
He thinks that these dishes are not delicious just to listen to, and if they really have to be eaten for fourteen years, what kind of desolate world should it be?
He found himself feeling more and more sympathetic to the guy.
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When eating, the two of them were very silent, Tang Thirty-six felt that the dishes were too ordinary, Chen Changsheng felt that the dishes were too unhealthy, in short, they were dissatisfied with each other, of course, this matter could not be reconciled at all, just like bean curd and zongzi, the pursuit of food taste and health has always been the most intense field of collision of human three views.
Chen Changsheng's first banquet in his life ended hastily, two bowls of fragrant tea were poured up, the two casually chatted a few words about the assessment of the Heavenly Dao Academy, Tang Thirty-six asked him again about the details of his encounter with the other two academies, and expressed his incomprehension and doubts about the fact that the Great Zhou military was also affected by the Divine General's Mansion, and then he had nothing to say.
ββNewly made friends usually talk about their childhood stories and growth experiences in the first few chats, and seek some common hobbies, but the stories of the two of them when they were children were really monotonous to the point of outrageousness, so it is impossible to start from this aspect, in order to avoid staring at the big eyes too embarrassing, Tang Thirty-six stood up, walked around the room casually with a tea bowl, walked from the hall to the terrace and walked back, thinking that this guy could rent such a big suite outside the Tianshu Mausoleum, it was obviously not bad money, and his previous misunderstanding was really a little ridiculousγ
When he walked to the hall and crossed the museum shelf, Tang Thirty-six's gaze subconsciously fell on the shelf, and he couldn't leave it anymore - there was a sword there.
The sword was very small, it didn't look much longer than a normal dagger, and it was very thin, it looked very delicate, the scabbard was an ordinary leather scabbard, and the hilt was also very simple, revealing an ordinary atmosphere from the inside out, without any attention, and no dust or bloodstains, in short, this sword was ordinary to the extreme, but it made him want to get close.
Tang Thirty-six reached out to grasp the hilt of his sword.
Chen Changsheng's hand stopped in front of him, and he held the hilt of the sword in his hand first.
Tang Thirty-six glanced at him.
Chen Changsheng looked at him and said, "This is mine." β
Tang Thirty-six held the teacup, and there was a hot mist overflowing from the teacup, and his handsome face in the fog looked even colder, "So I can't touch it?"
Chen Changsheng noticed that he was a little unhappy and a little uneasy, but he still insisted: "You should ask me first, I agreed, you can go and get it later." β
Tang Thirty-six withdrew his right hand, brushed his sleeves back to his seat, and put the teacup on the table in front of him.
Chen Changsheng was a little embarrassed, feeling that he seemed to have done something wrongβwell, he didn't think he had done anything wrong, but after all, this was the first friend he had ever known, so he was a little panicked when he saw the other party's displeasure, walked to the table, and handed over the short sword he was holding in his hand.
Tang Thirty-six glanced up at him and ignored him.
Chen Changsheng raised his sword closer.
Tang Thirty-six refused to take the sword and said, "It's not atmospheric at all. β
Chen Changsheng was helpless, thinking to himself, who is not angry? Who is being angry like a child? He couldn't help it, walked back to the museum shelf, put the sword away, turned his head and asked, "You came to me for something?"
"I've known you since I was in Kyoto, and when I heard about you, I naturally came to see you, and you're welcome, I'm such a warm and generous person. Tang Thirty-six said indifferently: "Of course, this is based on my appreciation of you, you must know that there are very few peers I admire, you should feel honored." β
Chen Changsheng was stunned and said, "That's ...... Xie Lu, thank you?"
"Is Xie Lu Xie enough?"
"Didn't I just treat you to a meal?"
Tang Thirty-six stood up, looked at him and said, "I decided to accept you as a junior brother." β
Chen Changsheng asked, "What does it mean to be a junior brother?"
Tang Thirty-six explained very seriously: "It's that you have been following me since then. β
Chen Changsheng explained seriously: "No, I still have a lot of things to do, and I can't give you the time." β
Tang Thirty-six was a very arrogant young man, he pitied Chen Changsheng's lack of talent, so he had this inn visit, since the other party didn't take it, he naturally didn't say more, but he was a little puzzled: "What's the matter? Continue to take the exam? Why do you have to enter some academies for Lu? What is the reason for your insistence?"
Chen Changsheng asked, "What about you, what is the purpose of your coming to Kyoto?"
"I'm going to take the big court exam, and I'm going to take the first place. Tang Thirty-six said proudly.
Suddenly, he remembered the young phoenix that was now in the Southern Saint Maiden Peak, if she came back early......
"I'm going to take the second place in the Great Pilgrimage. β
He corrected, and suddenly remembered Akiyama-kun, if that person participated in this imperial test......
"Well, my goal is to be third in the Pilgrimage Test. β
Tang Thirty-six was the most embarrassed and confirmed: "But in short, I want to engrave my name on the stone tablet in front of the Tianshu Mausoleum......"
"Sure enough, I have great ambitions, and I admire and admire. β
Chen Changsheng looked at him and exclaimed, suddenly thought of something again, and asked, "Then aren't you going to change your name to Tang San at that time?"
Tang Thirty-six was speechless, and asked instead, "What about you, what is your goal in coming to Kyoto?"
Chen Changsheng said honestly: "I also want to participate in the Great Dynasty Examination. β
Tang Thirty-six was a little unexpected, but he wasn't too surprised.
Chen Changsheng said: "I didn't think about taking the second or third. β
Tang Thirty-six persuaded: "People do have to be self-aware, but they can't lose confidence, don't forget, as long as the Great Dynasty can enter the top three, they can enter the Tianshu Mausoleum......"
Speaking of this, his voice stopped abruptly because Chen Changsheng spoke again.
"I'm going to take the first. β
Chen Changsheng looked at him and said, "I can't take second or third, I can only take first." β
There was silence.
Tang Thirty-six suddenly had the urge to turn around and leave.
He found himself in a situation where he often had nothing to say today.
Because of what this guy does and says, people often have nothing to say and just want to vomit blood.
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Modified on 201406100033