Chapter 10: The Devil's View of Humanity
Rick was completely sure that the one he was drinking was apple juice, yes. I don't know which kind person passed by and dropped the bag. Otherwise, let alone the stomach, the esophagus should have been finished long ago. At least he changed it to chili oil! His stomach and esophagus were not broken, but his head was broken.
Tick left him alone, and went back to the kitchen to hand over the list.
Samihot is still saying, "Just because you don't let the child know, if they kill someone, someone will kill him, if you don't let the child know, if you don't pay the bill, no one will give them anything, and if you don't let the child know, if he always threatens others, sooner or later someone else will attack him first. Human society is so chaotic!"
Xi Ke felt that this was as if the Etaro people criticized the people of Duozhou for attaching too much importance to individualism, so it became a society that only stepped on others to climb up. The people of Duozhou criticized the Aitaro people for attaching too much importance to relationships, so it became a society without the ability to break through. Different cultures will always have a place that is not pleasing to the other's eyes, and it will seem to be the root of all problems in the other culture, but it may not be.
However, what Samihot said Xi Ke somewhat agreed, at least to a certain extent, as he said. Reading the newspaper, Xi Ke learned that some educational promotion groups do not even allow teachers to let students know about the fact that "crimes will go to jail", saying that they cannot use fear to make students dare not commit crimes. Nothing can be given to the student except love. Nick thinks this is too exaggerated, is the purpose of education to prevent students from learning what is really happening?
Nelett first finished a simple "Fork Thorn Grass Muddy Dry Noodles" and let Rick serve it out. Rick took this weird pile of green flesh (the fork thorn grass is an animal, disguised as grass, and pokes the fork thorn at the victim to suck the blood of the large animal as it walks by. The edible fork thorn grass is raised with the sheep and only grows up by sucking the blood of the sheep, so there is no fishy smell of wild seeds) and pink noodles (made with semi-congealed formula blood instead of eggs) are put on the table, and the name of the dish is retired. Then he saw something that surprised him greatly. The mother didn't touch her bowl of noodles first, but picked up her son's noodles to help him mix them, and then started mixing her own noodles when he started eating. This is really terrible, this son can't even mix noodles by himself! Isn't there even a way to make instant noodles for himself? Does this human being, who doesn't even have the ability to make instant noodles, really want to let them live? Should he let the theory of evolution work?
When Nick returned to the kitchen, the "Sea Mud Semi-Putrid Lava Pig with Human Ointment" was ready to be served.
Just looking at the color, this dish is very beautiful. A whole piece of lava pork with skin on it, with a bright red skin with black swirl stripes on it, and the grease reflects the surface. The moist fluorescent dark blue sea mud surrounds the pork, and the chef skillfully draws the ripples around the rocks, and there are many particularly bright dots mixed in with it, like a sprinkle of silver powder. Finally, a special human oil paste served in a sauce jug. The golden brown translucent sauce has a texture that looks a lot like raw egg whites, but is more crystal clear. Reminds him of the legendary mermaid tears, was this what they were like when they were not yet condensed into pearls?
Syk had to remind himself that he would surely die if he ate this. Xi Ke's hands approached the dish at a speed of one centimeter every five seconds, and in extreme struggle, he slowly carried out the action of carrying the dish out, and just before he touched the plate, Sa Mihot came over, and with both hands a large pepper jar slammed it on the dish, and a large pile of black crumpled pieces about three centimeters in diameter fell on it.
Nick withdrew his hand and asked, "What's that?"
"Spondyliter liver powder. "It just occurred to me that it doesn't seem good for the restaurant industry to upset customers. 」
Rick nodded. In fact, it's very bad, and the human store will be closed if the human being eats until the stomach is upset. And this dish is not a stomach problem, it is directly a life.
"This is delicious, but it's the ultimate emetic for humans, and if a human swallows a product or a key in their stomachs, we use this to solve it. 」
It's just as bad to make a guest vomit in the human world, but Rick doesn't have the heart to think about it right now.
Sa Mihot sprinkled insect liver powder, spilled until the meat was about to be buried, Nilet stood behind him and glared at him before stopping, waving his hand to tell Xike to serve the food, and then was caught by Nilet and hit the wall.
"Stop! Master Nilett is a genius! Your presentation is perfect, I shouldn't have changed it!"
Nick ignored the screams behind him. He raised his head and chest, held the plate in a straight line to the two human tables in a straight posture that would not be obtrusive in a high-end restaurant, and said with a perfect smile, "This is your 'Sea Mud Semi-rotten Lava Pig Mixed with Human Oil'. He then turned and hid behind the counter, showing only the upper half of his head and two eyes to observe the development, ready to turn the counter into a wall to defend against the lava fire.
"How handsome, this is a demon-style dish!" "This is like what a demon eats!" The two humans were very satisfied with Samihot's sabotage. Nick glanced at the kitchen door with fear, but luckily their chef was busy abusing the boss and didn't have time to come out and scold the illiterate customers.
The female human cut a piece of meat, forked it up with a fork, and rolled it carefully and carefully, stained with sea mud, human ointment, and dense worm liver powder, and then stuffed it into the man's mouth.
The man's mouth hasn't been closed yet, and the moment the first piece of worm liver powder touches the mucous membrane in his mouth, the demon world's specialty emetic medicine takes effect, spraying the contents of his mouth directly on his mother's face. The lava piece of pork first hit the human woman's nose, then jumped to the ceiling with full elasticity and slammed into the counter where Rick was hiding, causing a fire and burning.
Nick hurried to put out the fire with a kettle, water was useless against gasoline-grade flammables, and he rushed to the other wall to get a dry powder fire extinguisher. The demon is very well-behaved in strange places, and the fire extinguisher is not just left alone, and there is a new one before the expiration date.
Kick removed the safety latch on the handle of the fire extinguisher, held the leather hose and pointed it to the root of the flame, and pressed down the pressure handle. The fire extinguisher spewed out a large amount of white dust, flooding the counter entirely. After spraying for a while, the fire finally went out, and Rick poured water on it again to make sure it didn't burn again.
The human woman was screaming. Her nose was stained with lava lard, and it hurt like she had been splashed with hot oil. The men lay on the ground and continued to vomit, vomiting all the last dish and continuing to vomit for lunch and breakfast. Vomit littered the table and floor, trampled by the jumping women, and got everywhere.
Rick glanced up at the ceiling, where the lava pork had hit left a black scorch mark. Looking down, I saw that the middle of the counter was burned and dented, and the contents piled around the counter were covered in white powder and water. Then look at the messy guest seats.
He took the empty kettle to fill it with water and put ice cubes, grabbed a stack of small towels, and walked over to the two guests, intending to wipe the hot oil off the woman's nose before chilling her nose.
Vick handed the cold, wet towel to the woman, and after wiping her nose, she threw the towel on the ground, and immediately scolded, "What's the matter with your shop?
"You bought it yourself. Rick said.
"Why are you buying goods, why are you opening a store?" the female scolded angrily, she found that her nose hurt halfway through the scolding, and then took the second wet towel handed by Xi Ke and pressed her nose and continued to scold, "Why are you selling me?"
If it weren't for the fact that the male threw up and fell to the ground and couldn't stand up, he would have joined the ranks of scolding the waiter.
Whether a person is suitable for cooperation or not depends on this moment.
In this case, he knew that the first thing he would say would have been, "I'm so sorry!" and then "Maybe we weren't thoughtful enough." As a person in the service industry, he should use a 90-degree bow, combined with preferential offers and self-deprecation to calm the anger of customers. His attitude should be extremely humble, as if the other party was more important than his parents, his creator. His tone should be extremely self-reproachful, as if he killed the other party's whole family, even the cats and dogs.
But Joy is not suitable for the service industry.
Rick poured water and ice directly over the woman's head, and said with a straight face, "Get out of the way, I'm going to clean up." 」
The female raised her slap and swung it at Xike. Rick easily slapped the other person's hand away and slapped her in return. The slap was loud.
The other party has probably never been slapped in his life, so he was stunned. Samihot came out of the kitchen and asked, "What's wrong?"
"They spit the pork on the ceiling and then fell onto the counter and burned. Rick said.
"It's so uncommon-sense, the meat of the lava pig must be swallowed as soon as possible, and you can't hesitate!" said Samihot.
"What the hell are you, how dare you talk like that!" said the human-woman, pointing at the demon Samihot. Like the questions she had come out of her hair and had asked Syke, what she had said was just a question. She didn't want to know what Samihot was, but wanted him to admit that he wasn't a thing. With his sheep-headed demon appearance, no one except a professional mage could tell that he was a demon. To demon worshippers, this look that resembles a dark toddler doll could be anything, but it can't be a demon.
Sa Mihot originally raised his left eyebrow and looked at the female human, his eyes slowly widened, and the eyebrows on both sides slowly rose, showing a rather interested look. He shouted at Syke, "I was wrong, they're not stupid, they're strong!"
Xi Ke crossed his chest with his hands and looked at Samihot with an interested expression, ready to hear what he had to say.
Samihot pointed a finger at the female humans, then at the men on the ground, and finally at himself: "They are as strong as me!" Samihot said very seriously: "They can use their mouths to instruct others to do their own private affairs, whether they do well or not, they will be praised, they do not need to be tired to the point of premature aging, they can live a richer life than others risk their lives as coolies! With so many advantages, they are strong! Atatamopup!"