Chapter 131: Hazy and deceitful
He let out a strange cry of "ah", and suddenly he smoked a sheep pole in front of Lin Yubee and went crazy!
Of course, that is the impression in the eyes of the earthlings. In fact, that is a kind of performance that hazy star people often have, just like us earthlings playing tai chi or twisting the Northeast Yangge.
The blind man grinned, his blind eyes somersaulted, and writhed wildly around the table.
He shrunk his neck, shook his head, raised his shoulders, shook his buttocks, and danced around Lin Yubee like crazy, sticking out his tongue and drawing circles on the ground with his toes, looking ridiculous and scary.
Although it looks extremely ugly, anyone who knows how to do it will see that it is a blind man who is fighting with all his strength and sending out his own evil internal skills.
As soon as his skill arrived, he screamed again, and then played the blind cane, like an elusive spirit snake, swishing towards Lin Yubee.
Lin Yubee was still sitting there, as if nothing had happened, and used chopsticks to defuse the attack of the blind cane one by one.
Although he was calm on the surface, he was also surprised in his heart, and understood that the skill of the blind man must not be underestimated, and every move he made was actually a risk, because the slightest mistake could lead to the destruction of bones and chests.
couldn't hold it up anymore, this blind man added yin poison to his evil tricks, and Lin Yubee felt that the situation was not good.
Seeing the blind cane poking towards his shoulder well, Lin Yubee leaned and stretched out his chopsticks to clamp the head of the cane.
The blind man snatched hard, but he couldn't break free.
The chopsticks were like growing on a stick, and with a slight pull, Lin Yubee pulled the blind man forward two steps.
The blind man was shocked, and thought to himself: He can hold my hazy scepter with a pair of chopsticks, how can Lao Tzu gain a foothold in the hazy rivers and lakes after this matter is to be spread? I don't have to mix in the palace.
Come to think of it. The face was red. Pull back again.
Suddenly, the strength of the staff disappeared, and the blind man screamed badly, and before he could regain his strength, he flipped backwards one by one, knocked over three tables, and fell to his own head.
As soon as I got up, I opened my mouth to scold. Then a piece of braised pork flew in and blocked his mouth.
"At this time, are you still not convinced?" Lin Yubee first unlocked Bing'er's acupoint, Bing'er wanted to scold the blind man, Lin Yubee signaled her not to scream.
Then, Lin Yubee walked up to the blind man and pressed a hazy ghost knife beside the big man against the blind man's throat.
"Lao Tzu is not convinced! a thousand are not convinced, ten thousand are not convinced!" the blind man shouted hoarsely, "If you have the ability, let Grandpa get up, and we will have a good fight." I'm going to fight with you for three lilies!"
Lin Yubee smiled slightly and let go of him. "Okay, you don't need three hundred moves, as long as you can block my three moves, even if you win. ”
"What?" the blind man laughed instead of being angry, "no one has dared to be so arrogant since the old man debuted. Well, what if I beat you in three moves?"
"Kill or chop whatever you want. ”
"I don't care if you live or die, that little girl and I have to stay today. ”
"Fart, how can my brother lose to you?" Bing'er shouted there, "Old blind, old and not ashamed, your death time is coming today, if you want my brother to spare you, you should kowtow three times now!"
"What if you lose?" Lin Yubee asked.
"I don't need you to do it, I will kill myself in front of you on the spot. The blind man exclaimed, twisting his neck.
"Not really, you have to answer whatever I ask. Lin Yubee took three steps back.
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The blind man got off, jumped up suddenly, and without waiting for Lin Yubee to react, he first hit the blind cane towards him, which was the fifth move of the hazy wrong tendon and heart stick, "Xuanwu Ha Qi Digging Heart Thorn".
When Lin Yubee saw it, he was unblocked, and when the stick was unabated, he came first, using the ghost knife as a sword, and directly attacked the blind man's face, which was a move to attack the moon.
The blade did not touch the skin, and the blind man had already felt a wave of anger shoot straight into his own people, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly collected his staff to seal the knife at his waist.
Lin Yubee took advantage of the situation, turned the direct attack of the waist knife into an oblique cut, and with a soft sound, he cut off half of the blind man's hat, along with a large piece of scalp.
The blind man was suddenly bleeding from his face, and he was extremely embarrassed.
"First move!" Bing'er shouted.
Everyone knows that this is Lin Yubee's revenge for Bing'er's broken hat, and he is afraid that there will be more ruthless tricks in the future.
The blind man screamed and pounced again.
The blind cane danced into a stick flower in front of Lin Yubee's eyes, three flowers bloomed, and then nine, and it has been illusioned into tens of millions, which is exactly a trick "Wild Kiss Zhenye Soul Chasing Point".
One move is used, the opponent's whole body is covered in the stick wind, no matter how much you move and then escape the water to open the stick wind's back move, always point to a point, and as long as the point is in the middle, there is a blood reversal effect, and there is no forgiveness for the tragic death!
When Lin Yubee saw it, he also knew that this trick was powerful.
He leaped backwards, and the blind cane immediately followed him closely, preventing him from escaping from the dead cover of the stick wind.
With a flick, he threw the ghost knife in his hand into the ten thousand flowers.
I heard a cry of pain, the flowers fell and the leaves fell, and the blind man's cane paused there.
The ghost knife broke into two pieces and fell to the ground.
The blind man's face became more ugly than yellow paper, and beads of sweat the size of beans seeped all over his long face, like rain.
The staff was still in his hand, but all three of his fingers had been severed.
Since Lin Yubee penetrated the ghost knife with internal strength, he succeeded in one blow.
"Second move!" Bing'er's cry seemed to add to the weirdness of the scene.
Everyone looked at Lin Yubee, and they didn't know what trick he used when he made a move just now, and he was able to cure the blind man like this.
The blind man after the severed finger seemed to be desperate, and he was about to turn around and retreat. Suddenly, he turned around sharply as if he had been struck by an evil spirit, cried, and waved his blind cane with his other hand, rushing towards Lin Yubee like a mad demon.
That jiashi,It's completely desperate.,No matter what moves.。
Lin Yubee didn't know when he had an extra sword in his hand.
It's that black sword!
The tip of the sword pressed against the blind man's Adam's apple, preventing him from moving.
The buzzing sound of the black sword seemed to make the blind man completely paralyzed at that moment.
Bing'er's "third move" should have been called at this time, but her mouth was so shocked by this situation that she opened her mouth wide. But he completely forgot to call.
"Do you still want to compare?" Lin Yubee sneered.
The blind man put down his cane. The muscles on his face seem to pile up as well. It will flow to the ground.
How gloomy and gloomy his appearance was, it seemed that the whole person had lost his skeleton, lost his will, and lost all his spirit.
"Darkiron Sword ......?" he muttered, "it seems you're not...... You must be ...... Are you?"
Lin Yubee was stunned: "What are you talking about?"
The blind man suddenly screamed, jumped several feet away, and slammed directly into the window and knocked outside.
"Ahh Oh my God, it's you!
He looked up to the sky and roared, holding a blind cane, and flew upside down more than ten feet away.
Roaring all the way, running all the way, only to hear the raindrop-like "tuk tuk" farther and farther away, farther and farther away.
Then he was never heard again.
The house was like a dead place.
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What is the origin of this guy? Lin Yubee thought in his heart, and gritted his teeth: Fuck it, what's wrong with him. It's still important to get down to business first.
He decided to go to the capital of the Misty Star - Misty City immediately. When Bing'er heard this, she first pouted there. But when she heard Lin Yubee say that she was going to take her, she smiled and applauded.
This bad girl is causing trouble everywhere, and I'm afraid she will have her own suffering. However, I don't know Weishenme, the more angry she is, the more she can't let go of her in her heart.
"If you want to come with me, you can get the three chapters of the covenant. ”
"Three hundred chapters will do. ”
"You are not allowed to quarrel with anyone, let alone make trouble, without my orders. ”
"Who's making trouble?"
"You're still hard-mouthed!"
"Okay, okay, what about the second one?"
"The second thing is the same......" Lin Yubee was so angry with her that she couldn't remember what to say next.
"I know that your second to third hundredth items are the same as the first, and I am not allowed to make trouble. Don't worry, as long as you are good to me or not to others, I don't care if the sky falls, Miss. ”
After speaking, he grimaced at Lin Yubee and smiled evilly.
Lin Yubee was about to be angry, but when she saw that cute look, she couldn't help but laugh too.
The two of them threw a hazy gold coin to the shopkeeper, which was regarded as compensation for the loss here, and then immediately set off and ran to the capital to settle accounts with the hazy lord.
Along the way, Lin Yubee found that Bing'er's attitude towards him had changed drastically, and she no longer had intimate and affectionate contact with him, she was greasy and crooked, and she no longer even said anything cool to him. For Lin Yubee, she is often unsmiling. At night, they had to live in a separate room with him.
Lin Yubee wondered: What's wrong with this little devil?
How did he know that there was no one else in her heart at this time, only Lin Yubee, who had already married his life to him in front of many people.
Once she settled, she couldn't face Lin Yubee calmly, and when she thought of her sweetheart, her ears were warm and her heart was beating, and she was ashamed.
She secretly made a wish to be a good woman worthy of Lin Yubee, and to dedicate her purest self to him.
That's why she's so serious.
She used her ingenious makeup skills to reapply makeup to both of them.
Inspired by the blind and hazy old man, she disguised Lin Yubee as an old man with a bent back, and herself as a little country girl, and the two became a pair of suffering father and daughter, Lin Yubee was a diviner, to pretend to be a blind man, and she became a little girl who guided the way.
In the Hazy Continent, because there have been earthlings living here for a long time, there has been a lot of Chinese civilization. The appearance of the hexagram is similar to there, but it is mixed with a lot of strange techniques unique to hazy culture.
Within a few days, the two of them entered the capital - the Misty City!
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As soon as he entered the city, Lin Yubee felt that there was something different in the city, and when he looked around, he found that there seemed to be a lot of high-rollers in the streets and alleys.
When I found an inn at Qianmen to stay, I found that there was already a lot of traffic outside the door, and the people who came and went were characters with the accent of heaven and earth, and all of them seemed to be from the hazy continent.
What's going on?
"Hey shop, are there any first-class rooms, come to two. Bing'er stepped forward and shouted.
The shopkeeper looks like a pair of fortune-tellers father and daughter, one old and one young, one blind and one dirty, where can they afford it.
Bing'er asked again, and the shopkeeper looked disdainful and said, "Where do you want to stay in the store? Don't you look at what grade of store this is, can you afford to live in it?" If you want to find a place to sleep, go to Nanzhimen, where there is a big car shop. ”
Bing'er was so angry that she was about to have a seizure, but Lin Yubee stopped him.
He stepped forward and said to the shopkeeper kindly: "Boss, arrange two houses for us, and we will pay for how much it costs." ”
The shopkeeper looked at Lin Yubee, and saw that he was dressed shabby and his posture was clumsy, so he became even more impatient: "Just like you, where is the hazy silver? Can you take three big coins and I'll write my money upside down, go quickly, don't make a mess for me here, I won't see the distinguished guests and will arrive soon? I still have to pick up the guests!"
Lin Yubee stretched out the bamboo hexagram and stopped him.
The bamboo hexagram did not exert force, but it made the boss unable to move.
A hazy big ingot of ten taels fell in front of him with a snap.
"Oh my mother!" the boss was startled. When I saw such a big ingot, I couldn't help but swallow two mouthfuls of saliva.
"Two questions for you," said Lin Yubee, "as long as you can answer, the silver is yours." ”
"Oh my God," the shopkeeper couldn't believe it, "two sentences can get a hazy big ingot, how can there be such a good thing in the world? This business is too worthwhile......!" Ah, no, sir, old fairy, what's that...... You always ask, you ask, there's nothing in the hazy city that I don't know!"
"Let me ask you what happened in the city? Weishenme suddenly came with so many guests from other places? It seems that it doesn't look like a trader, but a person in the martial arts?"
"Ah, that's it, you can always ask," the shopkeeper suddenly became more excited, "Let me tell you, old fairy, it's like this, the fifteenth day of this month is a big day, the ninetieth birthday of the star lord Bixia's mother, the old princess, the whole hazy city has a festival, and the star lord has to give the old lady a birthday, I heard that the gifts given by the ministers of various ministries will have to be pulled by thousands of oil trucks at that time." ”
"But what does this have to do with those high-rollers?"
"Hey, don't worry, listen to me slowly. The shopkeeper kept pouting, as if he was spoiled by his own words, "When the time comes, not only will I have to celebrate my birthday, but the star lord Bixia will also hold a martial arts event in the hazy palace, what is it called'Hazy Martial Arts Summit', to put it bluntly, it is to invite the heads of various Jianghu sects of more than 200 planets in the hazy galaxy to come to the meeting to have a big competition and test the martial champions of the whole hazy galaxy." ”
"Tournament?"
"That's right, it's in the back garden of the hazy palace, it's bigger than the big land, it's bigger than the Xingwumen school, and not only the emperor will be there to watch, but also the ranking will be determined on the spot, and the person who wins the first place must be the champion of martial arts in the world!"
"Hazy Star is mainly engaged in martial arts competitions?" Lin Yubee was confused for a while, "Summoned all the martial arts masters from various galaxies." What is he doing here?"
Can't think of it.
Is it really just for the old lady's birthday to be an entertainment project?
Unlikely......
Those hazy stars, the one who shook his head and tail, the yin and yang weirdness, and the emperor of their hazy star, the one they called the star lord...... What the hell are they going to do?
Vaguely, Lin Yubee felt that there was a big conspiracy here!(To be continued......)
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