What to ask?

Diao Tian's life cognition only stays in the remote mountain village of Lijia Village, and the cognition of the little monk in the dream only stays in the temple and a few villages in the dream, not to mention that he knows very little about the outside world, and he doesn't know anything at all, so he has a lot of questions in his mind, but if he wants to ask, he doesn't know where to ask for a while.

After thinking for a while, Diao Tiancai started with Ziyan's identity and said, "Why are there demons?"

This question made Ziyan stunned, what kind of problem is this? It made Ziyan laugh again: "Why can't there be demons? There are also demons, and even legends say that there are immortals, there are gods...... I would like to ask, why do you have a demon exterminator, a demon slayer, a group of people full of benevolence and morality, in fact, they will kill the demon when they see it, no matter whether the demon is a good demon or a bad demon, in the final analysis, it is not to covet the inner dan and the body of the demon on the demon's body. This is similar to us eating people and inhaling air, but the old lady is just not happy that they are all supporting justice or something, disgusting!"

Ziyan was still smiling, but when it came to the worst of the time, the angry look on her face showed that she was very disgusted with the demon slayer and demon slayer.

Diao Tian also understands this, people are demons, and when he sees others in the name of justice, he is not angry and has the connotation of a small suffering.

"What is a demon slayer, a demon slayer?" Diao Tian didn't know what he wanted to ask, so he simply asked from Ziyan's words.

Ziyan snorted coldly: "Don't ask me this question, I don't want to talk about them, change to something else." ”

"Okay, then ......" Diao Tian thought about it again, what kind of demon slayer, what does the demon slayer have to do with him? Now what he wants to do is to find a place to stay, do you have to be so dazed?

Find a temple first, use the extreme yang boy gong and the supreme Buddhism to deter them, get an abbot dangdang, what will be called a little monk to work in the future, you can lie on the edge of the cliff all day long to bask in the sun, do not worry about food and clothing, and can also tell the female benefactor about fate, look at the face shape, touch the palmistry, well, my skills are not as deep as the master, I have to look at the whole body, and I can't have clothes, Ha Luha, life is really beautiful.

Diao Tian sketched a monk-like dream in his mind, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise.

Ziyan narrowed her eyes and leaned closer to Diao Tian's ear: "What do you want to be lustful?" Tell my sister." ”

"Go, go. Diao Tian pushed away the purple smoke, clasped his hands together, and looked solemn: "Even if you don't have hair, the little monk is a pure little monk, where would you think of anything colorful." ”

"Yo. Ziyan squinted at Diao Tian: "From beginning to end, except for your hair, even your hair is not pure, look at your face, my sister and I look purer than you." ”

Speaking of which, although Diao Tian recites scriptures every day, and his nature is pure, he followed the old monk, and began to study performance art films in his early teens, and studied science fiction, thriller, violence, blood, funny, etc.

Of course, Diao Tian didn't admit this, and saw that he had a solemn face: "Female donor, you are in good shape, how can you see whether a person is pure or impure in appearance and temperament? It's like you, the moment you don't bend down, how can the little monk know that you are pink, not black?"

"Phew! obscene embryo!" Ziyan took a sip fiercely, and seemed to remember something funny, his whole body was attached to Diao Tian's body, smiling playfully, and his lips exhaled hot air next to Diao Tian's ear: "Sister suddenly remembered, what did you just say about the Extreme Yang Tongzigong, right?"

Although Diao Tian was taught by the old monk to be full of crooked thoughts, in this life, in addition to being so close to the widow of Sande, he has never been so close to a woman, even if he just hugged Ziyan, he thought she was a demon, and he didn't treat her as a person, but Ziyan was a demon, and she was also a big beauty, so close to Diao Tian, and blowing hot air in Diao Tian's sensitive parts, which made Diao Tian itch all over, so uncomfortable, suddenly red-faced, and quickly pushed Ziyan away, covering his little liver and said:" Female benefactor, if you do this again, I will be like that!"

"Yo, Monk Hua, what do you want? Sister is from you, I don't know if you dare to do it. Ziyan came up again, his lips opened slightly, the tip of his tongue took a sip on Diao Tian's face, and he giggled: "This tastes good." ”

Diao Tian was so numb that he couldn't help but shiver.

Lao Tzu is a man with strong blood, you damn vixen, do you need to hook up like this?

Diao Tian felt his blood surging down, and he was so shocked that he hurriedly folded his hands together, reciting Buddhist scriptures in his mouth, but he kept scolding in his heart.

It's not to scold Ziyan, but to scold the old monk, what is not easy to teach, but what to teach Jiyang Tongzi Gong! The more you practice, the more blood and qi you have, and you have to concentrate on your head every day, especially easy to be impulsive, usually accompanied by an old monk with a Buddha statue and a green lantern, Diao Tian doesn't have so much thought, and now this damn fox spirit is so flirtatious, which makes Diao Tian a little difficult to control.

Seeing that he was holding back his hard work, Ziyan smiled very happily, put his hand on Diao Tian's shoulder, his lips were close to Diao Tian's ear, and said softly: "Good brother, if you want to, Ziyan will take you from you, why bear it?"

"Get out!" Diao Tian took a breath to make his mind clearer, his eyes opened angrily, and he shouted: "If you don't get out again, don't blame the little monk for being rude!"

"Go, I'm not afraid of indecent manners, I'm afraid that you will be rude, and you will be on me. ”

"Damn, do you have to be so shameless?"

"How can a good brother say that people are shameless, shameless is shameless, good brother, come on. ”

Diao Tian shuddered for a while: "I said eldest sister, we met in Pingshui, you are still a pink fox, I am still a green-headed man, we can't do a bed in eight lifetimes." Please, please, don't you see that I'm so profound? seduce me like this, be careful...... Be careful I flatten you. ”

Ziyan was not afraid of Diao Tian, and said with a blank look: "Are you still a man? I'm like this, you're still like that? ”

"Damn, isn't it the first time for me? Please, don't bite my earlobe! Buddha's sister, you can't do it if you don't flatten!"

Seeing that Diao Tian was really about to punch, Ziyan was so shocked that he hurriedly shrank and jumped away, and said with a bored face: "It's really not a man, hum! Jiyang Tongzi Gong, hehe, one of the three great miracles in the world, cultivators can't get close to women, once they break their bodies, the aura of the whole body will be transferred to the woman, tsk, little monk, is my sister right?"

Diao Tian looked depressed, she was really right by her, this extreme yang boy is good at anything, but he can't break his body, but Diao Tian has already decided to find a good woman in his dream, give her the skills, and let her be a bodyguard. However, back to reality, after having the memory of Diao Tian in Lijia Village, Diao Tian now has to rely on this kung fu, at least before there is other kung fu or a woman who has captured the heart, he will never dare to break his body.

So being seduced by Ziyan, a big beauty, Diao Tian chose to flatten her instead of pushing her down.

Seeing Diao Tian's depressed face, Ziyan knew that he had guessed correctly, the smile on his face was particularly playful, and he looked at Diao Tian with blazing eyes: "If my sister eats you, I can also be a demon saint, well, find an aphrodisiac that can break your extreme yang child's skill, and my sister will bewitch you." ”

"Isn't it?