Chapter 103: Guardian of Harmony
How long has it been? Fang Shou looked at the hospital in front of him with black lines in his head, where he had been deeply traumatized, where his first time was taken away, and there, where he was impeached for the first time......
Chen Jingtao on the side patted Fang Shou's shoulder comfortingly, and he showed a bright smile, like the protagonist in a juvenile comic: "A guy who doesn't even dare to enter the hospital, how can he find the legendary onepiece." Yes, Fang Shou [Note 1]. ”
Fang Shou slapped him without hesitation, and said coldly: "Don't think that you will really become a winner in life if you pirate the famous words of a certain juvenile manga protagonist, if you are a scumbag, just honestly gnaw sweet potatoes." ”
Chen Jingtao touched his face aggrievedly, like an abandoned resentful woman, and said in a tone full of resentment: "I actually want to comfort you." Anyway, where did you provoke you by gnawing sweet potatoes? Give me Daoqian, the person who likes sweet potatoes to the whole shijie. ”
Fang Shou swallowed his saliva, picked up the unconscious Cao Jiaxian on his shoulder, and took the lead into the hospital.
"Welcome. As always, the ultra-short nurse outfit, the nurse sister sitting at the front desk greeted Fang Shou and the two.
"I'm back. "This is Fang Shou with a pig-like face.
"Sister, how much is your measurements?" This is Chen Jingtao, who accidentally exposed himself.
"......" The nurse sister was silent for a while, and then calmly dialed a number......
"I didn't expect that nurse sister to be so ruthless, Chen Jingtao's idiot must be picking up soap now, right?" Fang Shou secretly wiped the cold sweat on his head, just now, just now. Two minutes after the nurse's sister made the call, a team of uniformed police uncles fell from the sky and took away Chen Jingtao, whose eyes were skimmed from time to time. He will never forget Chen Jingtao's sad and desolate eyes when he was taken away.
"Brother, let's go. Fang Shou silently drew a cross, "Your small step is a big step for a gentleman." It's a pity that the beautiful big sister didn't tell her measurements......"
"I didn't expect you to like nurses so much. A familiar voice came, Fang Shou's body trembled, and he turned his head to see that it was the Doctor Mu who looked very much like a frog.
"Mu, Doctor Mu......" Fang Shou's voice trembled a little.
"Don't worry, I've arranged it all for your friend. Dr. Mu held up a medical record and flipped through it, and then said, "It's okay, it's just some skin trauma." Well, it's good to recuperate for a while. ”
"yes, that's good. Fang Shou wiped the cold sweat from his head and looked at him.
Dr. Mu put down the medical records and asked a little strangely, "What, are you not feeling well? Do you want to stop by and have a look? Of course, you can also do the rest of the physical examination." ”
"No need, xiexie!!" Fang Shou refused without hesitation.
"By the way, I'm ......" Doctor Mu wanted to say something, but the panicked Fang Shou didn't give him this chance, he actually rushed to the window with an arrow step, and jumped down with a breath. In the face of chastity, isn't life a thing that can be discarded at any time? Although I don't know what else Dr. Mu wants to check, but the feeling of egg pain just now......
Dr. Mu patted his shiny head, and said inexplicably, "Isn't it just to draw blood?
I think there are many people who think that people with superpowers will be unscathed if they fall from a building dozens of meters high, after Fang Shou came to this shijie, he first summoned the natal beast Xiaoha who couldn't do anything except sell stupidity, and then went on a time travel and arrived at the legendary root land. It stands to reason that he is not too big or small to be a powerful summoner now, and he should be able to fall slowly like a legendary hero like he performed on TV, with white clothes fluttering and not stained with a trace of wind and dust.
"Oops~" Fortunately, the flesh has been greatly strengthened, and Fang Shou did not fall into a meat patty, but hung upside down on a branch like a dead dog.
The general crowd passing by looked at Fang Shou on the branch of the tree as an idiot, as mentioned earlier, this is a shijie with a "natal spirit", relying on the "natal spirit", this shijie human can use magic and spells very easily. Although there are ZF constraints, it is not possible to use these supernatural abilities on a large scale in downtown areas, but it is not that there are no guys who are not afraid of death. For example, the idiot hanging from the tree, at first glance, he failed to practice flying spells, right?
"Weishenme, this shijie person, will have this kind of expression when he sees someone jumping off the building???" Fang Shou, who was hanging on the branch, looked a little injured.
"Oh, oh, I'm having a great time. Under the shade of the tree, a little girl in a black and white maid costume said with a smile.
"Damn, Xiaoya, you've gone crazy playing COSPIAY, aren't you......? Or are you ...... house" Fang Shou's words were not finished, and a flame floating quietly on his head made him close his mouth. The person who knows the times is Junjie, and now he is hanging in the air, there must be no place to run, if he annoys Yuan Xiaoya at this time...... Even if it's a childhood sweetheart, she'll send herself to the hospital next to her, and there's that nightmarish Doctor Mu in that hospital...... What kind of vicious circle is this?
Fang Shou smiled a little reluctantly, although from this angle he could see that touch of spring to a certain extent...... But this is too dangerous, although the two were the kind of childhood sweethearts who bathed and slept together when they were children, although the two once stupidly said that they would get married when they grew up......
"It's going to die, it's going to die, it's really going to die!" Fang Shou struggled hard, there was Yuan Xiaoya in front of him, and there was that flame in the back, what should I do?
Fang Shou was hanging on an ordinary big tree, and now it can be said that Fang Shou, who was infinitely powerful, broke away from the tree very quickly, but he forgot that he couldn't ignore gravity when he couldn't fly magic and spells, so the moment he broke away from the big tree, he fell down very smoothly.
"Flash!" This big tree is not tall, only six or seven meters high, and Fang Shou had just made a close contact with Yuan Xiaoya on the ground after he finished reminding him.
"Shhhh Fang Shou wanted to get up in a daze.
"Don't~" An inexplicable pant came from underneath.
"Eh, is this scene?" Fang Shou looked down and saw that his right hand was on Yuan Xiaoya's somewhat big chest, no wonder it was so soft...... Is it really Yuan Xiaoya? It's really very material, and the current posture is male and female, her face is only a few centimeters away from Yuan Xiaoya, looking at her pink lips, Fang Shou couldn't help it.
"Don't ......" Yuan Xiaoya blushed, and the original double ponytails seemed to have spread out because of the impact just now, and they were scattered on the ground. I don't know if it's because of shyness or what, a mist appeared in her eyes, at this time, she didn't have the usual feeling of being difficult to get around at all, but like an ordinary, little Lori who was attacked by the strange Shu Huang, lying helplessly on the ground.
"Forehead...... "It's really uncommon for Yuan Xiaoya to be so weak, since she returned to China, I haven't seen such a cute her......, right?
Fang Shou couldn't help but rub it.
"No, don't ......" Yuan Xiaoya seemed to be really about to cry.
Fang Shou stuck out his tongue, the prank will end here, if it continues, God knows if he will be dismantled by Yuan Xiaoya, who has come back to his senses. Thinking like this, Fang Shou withdrew the gaze placed on Yuan Xiaoya's maid outfit and wanted to get up from him.
"I'll just say this guy is a dangerous guy too. ”
"Well, indeed, attacking the young girl in public, is he the long-rumored perverted wanted criminal?
"Anyway, bring this guy back first. ”
Zuihou is talking about a young girl in a green beret, she has a cute face that can make Lori commit crimes, a green dress, a red tie, and the most striking thing is the word "harmony" hanging on her shoulder.
"Hmph, I've met so many perverts when I first came here. The young girl said in a milky voice, and then, she took out a folding fan from her pocket and scolded viciously: "Pervert, let's catch it honestly." Otherwise, Wu Lu Ba Niang will harmonize your whole family!"
"Hey?" Fang Shou, who didn't understand the situation, was handcuffed by the two uniformed police uncles behind Lu Baniang [Note 2], he swallowed his saliva, and said in disbelief: "Don't tell me, this is handcuffs." ”
"It's not just a pervert. Lu Baniang held her forehead with one hand and made a helpless look: "But, even if you are an idiot, I will not let you go." I'm Lu Ba Niang, a 'perverted killer' and 'absolute defense' Lu Ba Niang!
"Wait, just now you not only called me a pervert, but also called me an idiot, right? Wait, you are dressed like this, are you really the people's guard, our beloved police uncle? If you want to catch perverts, I can take you to a place called 'Gentlemen's Alliance', where everyone is Lolita, Royal Sister Control, Wife Control, etc......." At this time, Fang Shou tried to sell his teammates to protect himself.
"No road race. Lu Baniang patted Fang Shou's head with a paper fan a little annoyed: "It's not because I'm too short to wear a uniform that I was ordered to wear such clothes by my nervous boss!
"Yes, sir!"
"Help, Yuan Xiaoya, you can explain. ”
"Beast ......"
"No, I really didn't do anything, I'm innocent, Yuan Xiaoya, don't show your acting skills at this time, I beg you. Help, ah......hhh
In this way, the public enemy of society picked up the soap, which was gratifying and congratulating.
Note 1. This sentence is from "Naruto", from the CP of Naruto and Sasuke. The original sentence is: "How can a guy who can't even save his companions be Hokage." yes, Sasuke. ”
Note 2: Lu Baniang, students who have had a website that has been harmonized will definitely know the Celestial Empire network filtering software "Green Dam - Flower Season Escort". That year, I was looking for ...... No, it's to observe Mr. Cang's art, and the hard work of using circumvention software is because of it! The evil green dam system is the public enemy of the gentleman. However, after the cuteness of the Internet prostitutes, the green dam girl is very cute. Also, I saw the idea of Lu Baniang from a previous house book "Love and Cute House Shijie", here, to pay tribute to the author's international spirit.
PS。 Well,I'm sorry.,I've been a little busy lately.,I can't keep up with the updates.,I wanted to double change on Sunday.,But the evil school doesn't know what to do for me to go in on Saturday.。 Evil schools, even universities are so bad...... Give me back my days off.
PS2。 I really can't open the pot this time...... Ask for a recommended collection, the urge to tears.
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