Chapter 22: The Egg in the Trouser Pocket
"That's it~" The old skeleton gently put down the cup in his hand, casually put the artificial holy light behind him on the table, and then sat on the sofa opposite, "In other words, is this a misunderstanding?"
The woman with a look of shame on her face sat on the side, and did not speak, but kept nodding her head. Because of a misunderstanding, he attacked His Excellency the headmaster, who was just about to take office, and destroyed this neighborhood into this virtue, and his own vice principal was too incompetent. However, a young man like Weishenme would be the principal of this school? Even if he is not the official principal, it is unbelievable, you know, the other honorary principals are either the ones who really hold the power, or the idle clouds and wild cranes, the power that is used to being scattered, is this young man the new superior? No, he does not have the feeling that a superior should have, who is he?
The woman's mind is very complicated, half because of her own confusion and dereliction of duty, and the other half because of the young man who is impenetrable.
"Suck~" I don't know where the old skeleton absorbed the tea in the cup, he took a leisurely sip before saying to the guy who was no longer human: "Hey, hey, boy, it's time to get up." Such a large amount of bleeding is really incredible for human beings, Nangong Qiyo, let him go for the time being, I have something to ask him. ”
"......" held the stool that had been completely smashed in his hand, and Nangong Qi was very unwilling to put down the bloodstained stool after hearing the words of the holy light, clapped his hands, and stood aside.
"Ahem. I obviously didn't do anything!" Fang Shou got up from the ground tremblingly, and he waved his hand towards the old skeleton: "Skeleton monster, come and help." My ribs are broken, hiss~ Hurry up, come and help me take it. ”
Maybe in Fang Shou's eyes, the skeleton monster with only bones left must be very good at this kind of thing, just a rib, there is no difficulty at all, right?
"Little mercy. This thing is because of you, go, and lift him up. The old skeleton said lightly, although it was very plain, but there was a meaning in the words that people couldn't refuse.
The woman walked up to Fang Shou a little awkwardly, remembering the bastard's previous rude behavior, as well as the evil expression he showed when praying to Nangong, and the outstretched hand stopped in place again.
"Ahem~" The old skeleton coughed lightly without a trace.
If this continues, even the good-natured Director of the Holy Light will be angry, right?" The woman had no choice but to frown, forcibly enduring the discomfort in her heart. He handed his hand to Fang Shou.
"Haha, Xiexie!" Fang Shou Haha smiled, and was about to borrow the woman's hand to stand up.
"Smack!" On the side, the expressionless Nangong Qi slapped Fang Shou's salty pig hand vigorously.
"En?" the woman glanced at Nangong Qi strangely.
"Vice Principal, don't be fooled by this guy. Nangong Qi's eyebrows kept twitching, and she glanced at Fang Shou with disdain: "This guy has been beaten by me for so long and can still be so vigorous, hum! Hey, get up!"
"Don't. Don't~ Wait, I'll just get up. Seeing Nangong Qi take out a firewood knife from the side, Fang Shou finally couldn't continue to load it anymore, yes. That's right, he wanted to take the opportunity to touch ...... Ahem, but the girl is precious, and the price of life is higher. Even if it's invulnerable. He also has a heartfelt fear of the chai knife, perhaps because his ideal is to be a harem king and turn all the lovely girls into his wings...... I always feel that sometimes if you take a wrong step, you will fall into a point where you will never recover.
"Huh!" Nangong Qi didn't take back the firewood knife. Instead, he put the chai knife behind him and looked at Fang Shou with fierce eyes.
"That's it~" Fang Shou, who had a disappointed look on his face, seemed to have given up some huge conspiracy, he patted his buttocks, walked up to the old skeleton, and sat down. This bastard must have had some kind of idea, absolutely! The vibrating vibrator that slipped out of his hand betrayed him.
"Ah, that's rude. Fang Shou put the thing in his trouser pocket with an indifferent expression, and then put on a look like nothing had happened, and looked at the old skeleton with a solemn look: "Okay, you must have something to tell me when you brought me here, right? Before that, what about my entourage? It's that blonde and blue-eyed foodie, does she know this place? Foodie and a road idiot attribute, is she actually the One Piece who wants to become the number one swordsman?"
"Suck~" The old skeleton continued to take a sip of the coffee-like liquid in his hand, and replied lightly: "Do you mean that girl? Well, if I'm not mistaken, she has already eaten from the first canteen to the second canteen, well, if it weren't for the enough funds of this school, that girl would have been able to eat this place in a few days." But forget it, since you're the honorary president of our school, I won't ask you for extra payments. ”
"yes, that's a Xiexie. Fang Shou nodded his head with satisfaction, the things in his pocket kept shaking and shocked his whole person a little uncomfortable, he changed the position of the vibrator slightly, and asked again: "But your school is really strange enough, the director is a skeleton monster, the vice principal is a female ghost, uh, it's still a beautiful female ghost." Could it be that this is actually a training base for the undead? All the teachers are spies sent by the Scourge Legion?"
"I'm human!" After holding back for a long time, the woman finally burst out with this sentence: "You can call me pity, pity the principal." ”
"Aren't you deputy?" Fang Shou, who had a cute face, was obviously very underwhelmed, and the woman who was called pity noticed his burning gaze, and hurriedly turned her head, not looking at him, what kind of pervert would carry such sex props casually?
"Haha, just kidding. I don't know when it started, a trace of fine sweat oozed from Fang Shou's forehead, and he laughed a few times with some difficulty: "Then director, is there anything else?" I'm not feeling well now, can I talk about it another day?"
"You can too. The old skeleton waved his hand: "After all, your status is special, if you can walk through this door." Xiao Qi, be lighter, I still have something to talk about. ”
"Don't worry, Director. Nangong Qi's voice revealed a piercing chill, Fang Shou couldn't help but shrink his neck, stood up, and was about to run towards the door.
But~
"Miss, what are you doing here? How bad it is for you to be seen holding my shoulders so affectionately. You say yes, you have something to say, the gentleman doesn't move his hands, Ya Yan Butterfly~ Don't really take a firewood knife to cut it!"
"I have only one question. An eight-handed Shura slowly appeared behind Nangong Qi, and endless karmic fire was burning behind Nangong Qi: "Where did that thing come from?"
"This thing?hahaha~ This is just a handy I picked up when I passed by a certain classroom, really, definitely not I sneaked into sexual health before I came here, listen to me! I can explain! Really! Help, ahhhhh
"Shut up, perverted perverted pervert !!!!"
"Huhuhu, what an energetic young man. The old skeleton looked at Fang Shou, who was being chased by Nangong Qi and running all over the ground with interest, and the ghost fire in his eyes flickered a few times: "If you think about it now, this kid is really similar to the personality of that person at the beginning." Haha, no wonder that kid in the East is so interested in him. Little mercy, leave them alone, go prepare a place, our new headmaster?hahaha, that's interesting, I'm getting more and more interested. ”
"But, Director!" looked at the murderous Nangong Qi, and couldn't help but ask worriedly: "If it goes on like this, if there is really an accident......
"Don't worry. If this man only has this degree. The Holy Light tapped lightly on the table: "That guy in the East will not be planted in his hands." Go ahead, get ready, by the way, help me see which position is vacant, such an interesting young man, must be able to lead a new trend here, right?Hohoho~"
Looking at the old skeleton that let out a weird laugh, he couldn't help but shake his head, bypassed Fang Shou and Nangong Qi, and turned around and walked out of the principal's room. I didn't expect Director of the Holy Light to be so happy, for a long time, everyone thought that this powerful person suspected of being from the ancient era was a mysterious existence, although he usually smiled, but he would never make such a weird daxiao sound like now. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but turn his head again to look at Fang Shou with a panicked face, what kind of existence is this man? Is he just pretending to be stupid? Is it really that simple to defeat a strong man like the Eastern Alliance Leader?
Forget it, the top priority is to inform those students that there is a powerful pervert who has infiltrated this school, and if there is any abnormality, they must immediately call the police! This is definitely the most important thing right now......
"Whew~" The rickety Flandoro staggered out of the toilet, she rubbed her sleepy eyes, and did not go in the direction she came, but casually found a direction and walked over. Speaking of which,This little time bomb is really safe enough.,There's no medicine to eat people.,Play bad.,This very tragic incident is so peaceful.,Don't look at her appearance as just an ordinary blonde little Lori.,Actually......
At some point, Flandrew walked to the entrance of the cafeteria, patted her shriveled belly, tilted her head, and walked over to it. Where food is served, food, flesh and blood......
She's a vampire ancestor, in the true sense of the word, bloody and cruel Ji! (To be continued......