Chapter Seventy-Eight: I'm Not a Fool (1st Update)
Xue Zha rescued Xu Danbo from the emotional whirlpool of "Silent Night Thoughts", and then he pointed to a lawn in the front yard of the academy and said, "Do you want to try this, it's stronger than this!"
"What are you doing? I'm stupid...... I'll jump into a pit!"
Xu stepped back vigilantly, but Xue Zha said, "That old Xu...... I'm your brother's sworn enemy, he also robbed my fiancΓ©e, and now he wants to marry the woman I fancied, you don't think it's too much for me to kill him, right?"
"Hmph, you've got to be able to kill him!"
In Xu Danbo's opinion, although Qian Duoduo did not sincerely return to Xujiazhuang, as long as his father was alive for a day, Qian Duoduo would not dare to let him and his younger brother die.
Xue Zha snapped his fingers, and a gorgeous shadow suddenly rose in front of Xu Danbo.
Xu's thin eyes straightened, and he felt that this was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life.
Xue Zhe shook his head, and said in his heart: "If you don't go to the pit dug for you, then I won't give you the order to come, and Lao Tzu is too lazy to give you seven captures and seven verticals, and play with you again this time." β
Cai Guoxi looked at the young man, with a pig-like face, he didn't need to ask, Xue Zha would definitely make a peerless beauty for the other party.
"Could it be the song ...... "Li Yannian"?
"Well, is Lao Cai good, he has grown, I guessed it at once. β
Xue Zha patted his left hand with a folding fan again, he nodded and concluded: "The experiment was successful, forget it, let him stay here...... I didn't bother to continue playing with him. β
Xue Zha turned around and walked back to the room, he felt that he was now a language man, and he had mastered the ability to use calligraphy to absorb the laws of heaven and earth to arrange formations, so he didn't need to wait for Xu Zhiyuan's wedding day, he could kill Yunhongshan now.
Just when Xue Zha was packing his bags and preparing to kill Yunhong Mountain with the strength of one person, someone from Wutong Academy came.
Cai Guoxi led Xue San, who was beaten into a pig's head, in, and when Xue Zha, saw it, his face immediately changed.
"Who did it?"
He asked coldly.
Xue San wiped his tears and said, "It's Pan...... Pan Xiaolian, she ...... She made me like this, and he asked me to give this letter to your helper. β
Xue Zha took the letter, and after unfolding it, he saw that there was only one line written in it: "Hurry up, I saved you but I can't think about it myself, and it has nothing to do with you." β
Xue Zha saw this line of words, as if he saw the girl who suddenly pulled him away and met Li Mingyuan's arrow with her chest.
A red and gorgeous dress, a few crystal tears in her big eyes, such a girl who is desperate to save herself, "If you say it has nothing to do with me, it has nothing to do with me......"
Originally, Xue Zha was going to kill Yunhongshan today, but now, he wanted to see what Pan Xiaolian's expression would be when she was wearing a red hijab and being uncovered by herself.
He found Cai Guoxi and the old dean, and he asked the two: "What are your customs for robbing marriage?"
"Marriage ?!!! robbery"
Cai Guoxi and the old dean were both stunned, they had heard of "crying marriage" and heard of "**", but which one is this "marriage robbery"???
Xue Zhe saw the stunned expressions on the faces of the two, so he directly skipped them and looked at Dabao, he felt that such a problem should still find a professional, he has now classified himself and Dabao as a type of person.
He looked at Dabao seriously, his hands on his shoulders on both sides of Dabao, he seemed to be a monarch handing over the tiger talisman to the general, and he asked in an impassioned tone: "Dabao! tell me, if I want to snatch a woman back and get married, what should I do?"
Now it's not just Cai Guoxi and the old dean who are stunned, Xue San is stunned, he even slapped himself hard, with a crisp snap, he felt pain, he turned his face to look at Xue Zha, and asked, "Help...... Helper, I didn't dream, did ......you? How can you ask questions to a fool!"
"I'm not a fool!"
Dabao glared angrily, his voice seemed to come from the depths of his soul, this was Dabao's strongest heart.
When the old dean heard this shout, he couldn't help but burst into tears, Cai Guoxi's eyes when he looked at Xue San began to become dangerous, but Xue Zha, he kicked out directly and kicked Xue San in the ass.
"Fuck off! Dare to say that our family is a fool, come on...... Dabao, tell my brother, how can I rob a big beauty and come back to you as a sister-in-law, and prove to him that you are smarter than everyone else!"
Dabao nodded vigorously, and he said solemnly: "Prepare a lot of dowry gifts wrapped in red cloth, find many, many people to come, and then hit Yunhong Mountain all the way, and put down the things and take the person away before the woman that Xue Zhe's brother fancied got married." β
"Well, Brother Xue Zha, I think if you are a man enough, you should bring your sister-in-law back directly. β
"Hahaha...... Yes, yes, Dabao is right!"
Xue Zha laughed heartily, he looked up to the sky and laughed, he laughed so much that tears came out, he kept patting Dabao and said: "Who will say that Dabao is a fool in the future, I will kill his whole family!"
The onlookers around the academy gentlemen became frightened at this moment, and each of them hinted to themselves frantically: Don't underestimate fools, don't underestimate fools, this big treasure hugged a thigh!
Xue Zha began to ask people to write letters, he asked Xue San to personally go to Wuyun City to deliver letters, write letters to the Wuyun City Axe Gang, and write letters to the Wuyun City County Ya, he asked Zhou Ting and the county lord to come when they were free.
Then he wrote a letter to Jian'an City, he sent a letter to the proprietress of Ruhua Inn, he sent a letter to Qin Yue'er and Qin Mengdie, the two sisters of Ruzi Village, and he also sent a letter to the An family, the Jiang family, and the Zhou family that still exist in the four major families, he believes that even Lord Yin of Anlu Mansion has become a card in his hand, and even Bai Sheng and Meng Sheng have come to appear for him, these people have weighed it clearly, they will definitely come.
After Xue Zhe finished writing these letters, he suddenly felt that something was almost something.
He found Dabao again, and he asked, "Dabao...... Do you think I'm going to write to the saints?"
Cai Guoxi was present, his head had changed from dizzy to his current habits, he didn't say anything, he just watched Xue Zhe pretend to be forced silently.
The old dean was not used to all this, and he still wanted to persuade him, but he heard Dabao nod and say, "If the saints are free, if you write quickly enough and they receive it, I think they will come......"
Xue Zha got a satisfactory answer, and then he found a way to write letters to Bai Sheng and Meng Sheng.
In the same place, the old dean felt the unreality of life, he turned his head to look at Cai Guoxi and asked, "Old Cai...... Do you want to pinch me, how do I feel like I'm dreaming?"
"Someone, someone who actually wants to write a letter to a saint when they get married?"
Cai Guoxi didn't wait for a move, Dabao gave the old dean a slap with a snap.
"Dad, does it hurt? You know you're not dreaming, right?"
The old dean was stunned and rubbed the red and swollen right side of his face by Dabao's slap, and when he woke up, he jumped like thunder, and with a wave of his hand, he picked up a long broom erected by the wall and chased after Dabao.
"I'll kill you as a rebel, dare to beat your father and me, I'll kill you as an unfilial son!"
Cai Guoxi looked at the father and son who disappeared into the evening twilight, and a big question mark sprouted in his heart: Childe...... Childe, can he really invite a saint?
Even Xue Zha himself didn't have the bottom of this question, but he felt: Lao Tzu can't get married and a saint will support the scene, then how ashamed I am!
Therefore, he was really writing a letter while sitting at the table, but he felt that it was too late to find someone to send Bai Sheng and Meng Sheng to the Holy Courtyard, and he had to use special methods, such as shocking the saint!