Chapter 050: Woman, Can't Be Messed With (Ask for a Monthly Pass!)
(Well, shout again, the tanuki hugging its claws and begging for a monthly pass, ahhhhh!!hh
The carriage drove along the roads of Shanhai City for about half an hour, and Zuihou stopped in front of a rather elaborate manor.
Don and Jack got out of the carriage and looked at the towering gate in front of them, a little stunned.
"Come in, what are you doing standing there?" said the gorgeous woman in surprise.
"Uh, from here?" asked Jack, uncertain.
"Huh, how can I enter without entering through the door?"
"......" Donn and Jack looked at each other, speechless. Please, you have to at least go through the back door or something, this murder is arrogant......
Probably seeing what the two meant, the woman explained, "Don't worry, I have a day off for the servants in the house, and now there is no one walking around." ”
Nodding, I see, the two followed the woman through the main entrance into the manor.
Walking through the wide square and neat front yard, the three of them came to the meeting room.
The soft velvet cushions on the soles of the feet are like walking on the clouds, and the roaring fireplace on the east wall bakes the room unusually warm. Atmospheric guest tables, luxurious wooden chairs, hanging portraits of various mirror frames...... All this indicates the wealth of the owner of the house.
"Do you eat fruit?" the woman said, gesturing to the fruit bowl on the table.
"Haha, xiexie!" Jack picked up a red fruit. After a few throws, his fingers moved slightly, and under the flickering cold, the thin skin kept falling. By the time the fruit has come down, the skin has been cleaned, revealing the white and uniform flesh inside.
The gorgeous woman's eyes lit up, raised her eyebrows, and then said, "Wait a minute, I'll go boil some water and make a pot of tea." ”
"Uh. Don't have to go through the hassle......"
"Yes, because you'll probably have to hear a story later. So said. The woman walked to the back of the living room.
Belch...... Don opened his mouth, is this Nima here to kill someone?
Click, Jack took a bite of the fruit, chewed a few times, and said with a big grin: "You assassins are treated well, I have been a thief for so many years, and I have never seen anyone invite me to the hall seriously." ”
"Because you're all uninvited. ”
"Hmm...... Makes sense!"
......
Without waiting for Jack to finish the fruit. The woman had already brought the tea set, and then took the tea leaves on the innermost desk in the living room.
Bang!
The lid rolled around on the table and eventually fell to the floor.
"I'm sorry. I don't do this kind of thing very often. The woman shrugged apologetically.
In a moment, three white porcelain teacups were brought over.
"Please!" the woman pinched her teacup and said.
“xiexie。 Jack brought the teacup to his lips and paused. Then he raised it and motioned to Don En, "!"
"It's a bit of culture, it's tea. Don chuckled. Clinking glasses with Jack, he took a sip.
Put down the teacup. Don said, "Okay, can you talk about the assassination target now?"
"Yes, but don't you mind hearing a story first?" asked the gorgeous woman, brushing her hair.
"Well, of course, the tea is all drunk. ”
"Well, xiexie. The woman chuckled, then her eyes glazed over. It's like being stuck in a memory.
"Ten years, eight months, and forty-one days ago, well. The weather was nice that day and the wind was soft. A young girl was wandering the streets in search of beautiful clothes, when suddenly a galloping carriage stumbled, and the whole carriage crashed into her, and the girl was stunned and stood still...... Luckily, a young man passed by and rescued her...... At that moment, she remembered very clearly, in his arms, there was an unprecedented sense of security. ”
The man broke his hand to save the girl, and she was very grateful, and ran to see him every day...... After a few months of getting along, the girl has feelings for him, heh. After the man's injury recovered, the two often went shopping, hiking, and climbing mountains...... It was a really good time. ”
But the good times didn't last long, and the girl's father soon found out about it. The girl's family was a wealthy merchant, and the man was just a commoner, so her father locked her in a room and forbade her to go out to meet the man...... The man was very brave, and he came in that night and met her secretly...... A few times later, he was caught by her family and beaten up, which was very miserable...... The girl was angry and went on a hunger strike. She was the only daughter in the family, so after a few days, her family relented and agreed to have a relationship on the condition that the man would come to their house. He agreed, and went to the girl's house to study business with her father. He was very clever and worked really hard, and soon won the favor of the young father. ”
Five years later, the girl married the man. Married life is sweet, and he treats her very well. She always thought that it was her luck to be able to yujian him. Until, until...... Two years later, the girl's caravan was robbed, and both her parents died at the hands of bandits. ”
Gradually, the man who became the head of the family socialized more and more, often not returning home. She was very understanding and supportive at first, until one day she met him on the street with a woman in his arms...... She was angry and had a fight with him. She thought that by doing this, he who had always loved her would change his mind, but he was even more reluctant to go home...... After that, life was terrible, cold war, quarrels...... Even the man would take some of the women home, and even he would start beating her......"
She still had a hint of fantasy in her heart at that time, maybe he would wake up one day, maybe he would have had enough fun, and he would always come back to her. But a few days ago, the man came home drunk and she served him to bed. He suddenly began to talk drunk, it turned out that the car accident was carefully designed by him...... It turned out that the route of the caravan where her parents had an accident was told to the robbers...... Turns out he's never loved her......"
Silent living room, dusty in the light. A faint voice, like a sigh, surrounded the surroundings.
Don and Jack glanced at each other, and they could naturally hear that the heroine of this story should be the woman in front of them.
"Ahem, ma'am, we're sorry. ”
"Yes, it's a pity...... " The woman's expression returned to calm, and she said in a wistful tone.
Jack nodded slightly: "So, we're going to kill that damn man...... Where is he?"
The woman shook her head: "Kill him, how come, I love him so much......"
"Isn't it?" Jack opened his mouth, "Who's that?"
"Me. The woman said indifferently.
"Huh?" "Huh?"
Don and Jack were dumbfounded, isn't this woman crazy......
"I'm not crazy. "The woman's senses are very sensitive. He said softly: "He slept in the back bedroom, and I drugged it." He couldn't wake up for a while...... I made a rope noose on the roof beam in front of him, well, I calculated the angle, and he would see it as soon as he woke up. I would hang myself there, and I heard that when people hang themselves, their eyes bulge out and their tongues stretch out very long. It's scary...... But that's not enough. ”
After a pause, the woman pointed to her chest: "So all you have to do is cut open here, put my internal guts in various places in the bedroom, and pull out the intestines until his quilt." The spilled blood smeared the entire wall, the tongue was pulled as long as possible, and the face could be cut into fish scales. The key is the eyes. I'm afraid I'm going to lose control at that point, so you have to angle my eyes so that he opens his eyes and looks at me...... Well. That's all you can think of for the time being, and you're experts in this area. Please help me then, please!"
......
Don and Jack stiffened, they couldn't even move a minute now. The cool air from the backbone rises straight up, reaching the top of the head and causing scalp numbness.
Of course, the two of them have seen dead people, and Tang En saw many missing arms and legs on the battlefield a few days ago, and even being cut in half. But after listening to this woman's plain and sincere words, there was still a kind of creepy. I can't help myself.
"Hmm......" Jack struggled to clear his throat, all he could feel was something stuck there. Out of breath.
"You said yes? The woman looked delighted, "I just saw your knife work at peeling fruits, it's great, and the fish scales on my face will be left to you." ”
"Huh?" Jack was startled, waving his hand desperately, "No, no, no." I just have an itchy throat. I'm afraid, I'm afraid I can't do anything about this task, so you'd better ask for another skill."
Doing so would certainly give the man a lot of irritation, and it would most likely drive him crazy. Even if he is not crazy, I believe that as long as he closes his eyes in this life, this picture will appear. But...... But isn't this a nightmare for those who do it?
The woman threw out a box: "Here are a thousand golden tickets, please help me!"
"Well, it's really not a question of money or not......"
"Sure you don't want to......" The woman's expression was gloomy, and then she raised her head: "I'm sorry two, I had poison in the tea just now, and the antidote I swallowed when I took the tea set just now, and the outside was sealed with a layer of wax, as long as you cut open my stomach and intestines within half an hour, you can take it out and detoxify." Well, I'm really sorry!"
Don and Jack glanced at each other, complicated expressions on their faces.
After the woman bowed down, she got up and walked to the back: "Both, please come with me." ”
The bedroom was not far from the living room, and after passing through the main building, the three of them reached the front of the attic.
Go upstairs and push the door.
This one shouldn't be a master bedroom and it's not very spacious. This also greatly enhances the sense of horror after the incident, after all, this place can be covered with blood.
On the bed lay a man, about thirty years old, with a very handsome face. Diagonally above him, a red knot hangs, and below it is a small chair.
When the woman arrived, she took off her long red dress, underwear, and shoes until she was left with no more hair. Then he picked up a white dress next to the bed, put it on carefully, and carefully arranged the skirt. Turning around, he smiled: "He used to say that I looked the best in this dress." ”
Sweet smile, bewitching figure. There is charm in the innocence, and there is a charm that makes people breathe a sigh.
"Next, I'll leave it to you. The woman bowed.
Don touched his nose and Jack scratched his hair.
The woman was not surprised to see that the two of them did not react, anyway, the antidote was in her stomach, wasn't it?
Stepping on the small chair, he looked deeply at the man on the bed. Then he stretched out his head without hesitation,
Bang!
The chair collapsed.
Without much struggle, I saw the two slender legs twitching and twisting under the short skirt, and the two arms tried their best not to touch the rope.
"Damn! Jack groaned and flicked his hand out of the Half Moon Blade.
Whoosh, bang!
The red rope breaks, and the woman falls to the ground. Before she could wake up, she was hit in the back of the neck with a hand knife, and she immediately fell to the ground.
The woman did everything possible to make calculations, intending to create the tragic death effect she wanted. But Donn and Jack, one an assassin and the other a thief, couldn't smell this potent poison. At that time, it seemed that they had drunk it, but in fact it was just a trick, and the tea had already entered their sleeves.
Jack sighed, "Damn, I'd better be my thief honestly." You assassins are not something normal people can do!"
Tang En was also speechless at this time, shook his head and said, "This is also an accident, and it is the first time I have encountered it." ”
"So what now?"
"What else can we do, you saved everyone, we can only go...... Uh, what are you going to do?"
"Wait, I'll be here when I go!" Jack quickly rushed out of the bedroom.
Less than a minute later, Jack walked in with a teapot.
"What are you?"
"Take this bastard for God!" Jack broke the man's mouth and poured a whole pot of poisoned tea into it.
Clapping his hands, Jack threw away the teapot: "That's it! Well, this is considered to be the completion of the task, and the money will be collected with peace of mind." ”
Don picked up the woman: "Alright, let's go." ”
The two of them left the bedroom and put the woman back into the warm living room.
Before leaving, Tang En couldn't help but glance back and sighed: "Woman, you can't mess with it!"
Jack on the side nodded in agreement as if pecking rice. (To be continued.) )
PS: I bowed down and thanked the book friends for the monthly passes of "Purple Star Shining Moon" and "Wu Disorder", well, there is also an update ticket for "Big Evil Demon Little Evil Demon".