Chapter 129: Lying to You Is Not Human
As they approached the city, the two hid in the woods in the wilderness, found a hollow in a tree, and slept in it.
After waking up, Bing'er asked Lin Yubee how to arrange it today, and Lin Yubee said, "What else to arrange, of course, is to find Xue'er." ”
"Xue'er?" Bing'er's face sank, "How do you know where she is?"
"Of course I do. Lin Yubee smiled there.
"Oh, I forgot, you are not an ordinary person, you have miraculous skills. Bing'er said sarcastically, smiling coldly.
"As soon as I got closer, the light map came out in front of my eyes, and I could see her shadow clearly. Lin Yubee didn't notice her face, and was still there talking to herself, with a look of yearning, "I haven't seen her for so long, I almost forgot what she looks like." ”
"Really?" Bing'er's eyes flashed with a fierce light, "Are you here, and your heart has already flown to her?"
"Pretty much. ”
"Is it with me, but what I see in front of me, smell in my nose, and think of her in my heart is all her, and there is nothing else. ”
"This ...... You can say that, but ......"
"Are you thinking about her in your dreams, and you won't be able to live if you don't see her again? Have you never thought of me like this in your heart? In your eyes, I'm nothing, just a wild girl who wants to come with you, and she's a princess, an eldest lady, a queen-like girl, right? You say, right?"
"Well, no, but. Also to ......"
Syllable!
Bing'er slapped him hard. And then. Pointing at Lin Yubee's nose and scolding: "The surname is Lin, you are simply not a human, you are a villain, you are a stinky hooligan." You deceived me so haode a yellow flower girl here, people think that they will have a lifetime to rely on with you, where do you think that you don't have me in your heart at all, you ...... When you get to a time like this, you still think about people. Well, since you think about others, you can go to her alone. After finding her, let's go back to Earth with her, and I'll ...... in the future I'll never see you again, I'll never mess with you again, good luck, you universe's number one demon, number one pervert, number one villain!"
After scolding, without waiting for Lin Yubee to react, she turned her head and covered her face and cried all the way, and rushed out of the woods.
When Lin Yubee woke up and ran out to chase her. found that Bing'er had long since disappeared.
Bing'er!
Oh my Bing'er!
I searched for a long time, but I couldn't find her anymore.
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And then. With a sad heart, he left the forest and set out on the road to the city.
When he arrived in the city, he didn't care about eating, nor did he care about looking at the cityscape, but he just looked around the city, constantly looking for Bing'er.
Nowhere is it......
On this day, when it was getting late, I came to an inn to rest. The inn looks a bit like the building of the Ming and Qing dynasties in China, and the owners and shopkeepers inside are also dressed there, perhaps, their ancestors were robbed by the hazy stars in the Ming and Qing dynasties.
It's just that they have mixed with aliens after dozens of generations, and they look strange, the face is a bit like a toad, but the neck is slender and wrinkled, which is quite similar to a big turtle.
When Lin Yubee checked in, he found that the owner was actually making an abacus. However, the beads of the nose disc can move on their own, and the pen used can also fly in the air on its own, and when it is finished, it will fly back to the pen holder by itself.
When eating, whether it was a plate or a bowl, they would talk to each other, and sometimes they would chat with Lin Yubee. Of course, it's all nondescript stupidity.
After eating, he was so tired that he fell asleep in his room early.
When I was about to reach the third watch, I suddenly heard someone knocking on the door outside. The shopkeeper opened the door impatiently, and just wanted to scold, he was slapped in the face.
Then, a familiar voice was heard:
"The young master wants to stay in the hotel, quickly vacate a first-class room for me. ”
Oh my God, it's Liu Bing'er's movements!
Lin Yubee pricked up her ears in the room, listening to how she beat the shopkeeper, how she ordered people to move her belongings to the house, how she ordered this there, ordered that, and stirred up an inn.
After a while, Lin Yubee was there in shock, and the shopkeeper came in.
He was beaten so that his nose was blue and his face was swollen, he covered his cheeks with his hands, and said to Lin Yubee with a sad face that someone invited him over to drink.
"What?" Lin Yubee was taken aback, "Who invited me?"
"Young Master Liu. ”
"Young Master Liu?" Lin Yubee was even more surprised, "It's Bing'er! How did she know that I was here?"
Shaking his head at the moment, he didn't dare to go out.
But the shopkeeper almost knelt down for him, saying that if Lin Yubee didn't go, then Liu Gongzi would have to burn down the inn.
In desperation, Lin Yubee had no choice but to get up and follow Xiao Er to the wine house in the courtyard of the inn.
It was brightly lit and there were several groups of guests drinking.
Bing'er sat in the farthest corner, leaning against a window. She is dressed as a son, looks handsome and unparalleled, and behaves gracefully, like a heavenly figure.
There alone in small sips, as soon as he saw Lin Yubee coming, he smiled slightly and motioned for him to sit down.
Lin Yubee's heart was pounding, and he didn't know what kind of demon moth this little devil was going to make. Taking the glass, he didn't want to drink, but he couldn't help it.
After a glass of wine, I panicked even more.
Bing'er briefly said a few words to him and asked him if he had a smooth journey and a good rest. The tenderness of the voice and the sweetness of the voice go beyond the meaning of the greeting itself.
"Where have you been?" Lin Yubee couldn't help but ask.
"Why, are you in a hurry? What has become of the hurry?" she smirked.
"You are not allowed to do this in the future...... You...... You're so worried. Lin Yubee said the truth.
"It seems that I still have some status in your heart?" she asked with a sudden smile.
"You...... You're like my dearest and dearest person. ”
"Really, fake?" Bing'er's eyes turned red.
"Really. ”
She didn't say anything more.
At this time, the drinkers at the adjacent table looked over here from time to time, which attracted Lin Yubee's attention.
They are five hazy star men. Wearing a hazy star suit, of course. It looks like he has a certain amount of power. However, they are not purebred hazy stars either. There seem to be other alien hybrids. All of these people are famous in the Misty City. After drinking too much, the five guys began to lose control, their eyes first sneaked to this side, and then they stared at Liu Bing'er unscrupulously.
Although Bing'er was dressed in men's clothes, her face was beautiful and could not hide her beauty, which still attracted the stare of those rude men, and it didn't take long for her to be ugly. Finally. A man walked over with a wine glass and sat beside Bing'er.
"Hey, I said this young master, looking at your young age, the amount of alcohol is not weak. He burped and smiled lewdly at Bing'er, "How about it, how about a few drinks with you?"
Bing'er frowned, and there was a murderous look in her eyes. But it was only a flash of the day, and soon she smiled.
"Okay, you can say it. How do you drink it?"
Lin Yubee secretly complained on the side: "It's not good, this stupid man is going to die." ”
"You can drink it no matter how you want. The man said, "Just at the little white face of the master, I am willing to drink my tongue!"
"Really?"
"Lie to you that you're not human!"
Seeing Bing'er Gegege, he smiled and said, "That's good, shop Xiaoer, and then put on a pot of Huadiao wine." ”
The shopkeeper had long been afraid of her, and as soon as he heard the order, how dare he slack off? You can smell the aroma of wine from afar, and the strength of the wine is undoubted.
Lin Yubee watched there, afraid that she would hurt people and cause trouble.
He has a heavy responsibility at the moment, and he doesn't want to have nothing to do, so he provokes the attention of the hazy government in the middle of the road, so he secretly decides that as long as he sees her take out her weapon, he will stop it immediately.
But seeing Bing'er take the wine jug, she just poured wine and handed over the glass with a smile there, with a calm attitude, eyebrows and eyes, and no fierce look, let alone unusual behavior.
Lin Yubee was relieved.
The man took the wine glass from Bing'er's formalities, flattered, and when he drank, a pair of thief eyes stared at her incessantly, salivating.
Bing'er didn't look at him, looked at the table, that little look, delicate, smiling, very cute.
The man had just drunk the wine, and he was about to reach out to tease Bing'er, but suddenly, he screamed, and a painful expression appeared on his face. After a while, he sat there with his mouth wide open and his tongue sticking out.
In the blink of an eye, the tongue became bigger than a winter melon, and it turned jet black.
Apparently, he had been poisoned.
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Lin Yubee knew that it was her hands and feet when she saw Bing'er's expression, but it was not clear how to poison it and what kind of poison it was. He secretly said in his heart: "This chick is really vicious, and it is not an exaggeration to say that she is a little devil." ”
I wanted to help the man detoxify, but when he saw Bing'er's appearance, he didn't dare to act rashly. Thinking about it again, that man was not a good thing in the first place, who let him come forward and provoke him to burn himself. As soon as I thought of this, I stayed there and didn't move.
The man grabbed his tongue with his hand, and screamed so loudly that it was no longer a human voice.
His face was almost dark, his eyes almost popped out, and he knelt on the ground, kowtowing to Bing'er and begging her for help.
Bing'er looked at him, Gege smiled, and said, "Hey, why are you sticking your tongue out for so long?"
"Uh......h It hurts...... Help me......"
"You see I said you can't drink so many bars?" you brag," Bing'er still laughed, "I can't do it now, can I? help?"
"Tongue...... My tongue ......"
"Ah, your tongue is too long, it's too dark, it's not good-looking, is it? Okay, I'll do you a favor. Without seeing how her hand moved, a knife appeared.
With a flash of the knife, the big man's tongue was cut off.
The big man screamed and almost died of pain.
It was his companions who came and helped him away and took him to his original seat. There he was holding his mouth with his hands, blood still running down his fingers.
Lin Yubee saw that the blood had turned from black to red, obviously most of the poison had gone, and his life was saved. I was somewhat relieved.
"Ha you, this little brother, you have a lot of ability," the other black-bearded man suppressed his anger at this time, and sat down with a cruel smile on his face.
Obviously, he wants to get the old man back on the field.
"Ha you, how about I have another drink with my little brother?"
didn't wait for Bing'er to answer, and sat down suddenly.
If his vicious appearance is an ordinary woman who is scared to death, how can Bing'er be an ordinary woman?
She grinned and said:
"Okay, my little brother is not having a good time, it's great that you're here. ”
"Ha you, good good, pour the wine!"
"How dare you drink?"
"Ha you, are you afraid of a fart when you drink wine? others are afraid, Lao Tzu must not be afraid of you!"
"Then don't regret it. ”
"Ha you, don't be afraid if you drink your head!"
"It seems that the little brother has really met a hero. Bing'er laughed.
Hearing that tone, Lin Yubee said in her heart: "It's bad, she will never be merciful this time." ”
Just as he was thinking there, he saw Bing'er pour a glass of wine and hand it to the big man, and smiled even more movingly:
"Drink it, just look at this big brother's appearance, you know that the amount of alcohol is amazing, you have to drink your head. ”
The big man snorted and reached out to take the cup.
Unexpectedly, the cup left Bing'er's hand, but it slipped past the big man's hand.
The big man went to grab it again, and it flew in front of him as if it had eyes, and then turned behind him.
Circled around the big man's neck, and with a hiss, a human head turned down!
At this moment, the whole house was shocked.
Lin Yubee's heart beat even harder: "This disaster is not small!"
All of them almost let out the same exclamation.
The remaining three big men screamed, drew their blades, and pounced on the table.
Bing'er was not in a hurry, her body did not leave her seat, and she used the short knife in her hand to deal with three strong men, and in a short time, she let them fall there one by one with serious injuries.
There was chaos in the house, and suddenly, a series of strange noises came from outside the door.
"Tuk ...... Sincere...... ......"
Someone is pointing a stick on the ground, and the reason why they can make such a sound is a miraculous force. As soon as he heard the movement, the room fell silent.
Lin Yubee's heart also trembled.
Oh no, the real master has arrived!(To be continued......)
PS: When a girl says no, it may be "yes".
If the girl says yes, it's probably not true.
How many philosophers have told us that there are not 10,000 years, but 5,000 years, but we still can't remember it.
Older brothers and sisters, younger brothers and sisters, what about you?
Ah,No!