"Name"

"Fang Shou"

"Gender"

"Hideyoshi"

“...... What's that?"

"I said, can we stop playing this game? If you're a security guard, don't be like a criminal policeman, okay? We're not really Lolicon, so we won't go to the prison to pick up soap......!"

After a lot of effort, Fang Shou finally escaped from the security guard brother whose ideal was to become a special soldier. Fortunately, if it were the Republic of China, this would be the kind of spy who is particularly good at extorting confessions by torture, right? Fortunately, this is a society with a legal system, and there will not be such a lack of morality...... Probably.

came to the door of the supermarket, but Yuan Xiaoya was no longer there. Fang Shou gritted his teeth, clenched his fists tightly, and muttered angrily: "Damn, that one-meter-four-two actually sold me like this." It's so hateful, it's obviously a buddy. Tsk~ Forget it, she's in a bad mood now, so let her go. ”

Although he was a little unhappy, Fang Shou still went home honestly. Now he was deeply troubled by another very difficult and difficult situation. Being branded as Lolitaon?No, it was nothing to Fang Shou. Feeling that his life is in danger, he needs to run away immediately?Is Fang Shou that kind of person? Even if he wants to run...... Don't be funny, some things are not so easy to get out of once they are involved.

"My bank card...... My food expenses......" Fang Shou couldn't help but burst into tears. Originally, he secretly brought a few ear cups [drinking props from the Three Kingdoms period] from the Wei army camp in the time and space of the Three Kingdoms. But I didn't expect that this pit father's time and space travel would wipe out everything that didn't belong to him, although seeing Murong Yue's fruit body seemed to be right.

"What to do...... Now I can't even afford to eat instant noodles. Sure enough, you can only choose one of Fang Lin's dark dishes and Xiao Ha's braised dog meat?" Fang Shou thought seriously. Although I didn't ask.,But it doesn't feel like it's going to be too good to eat your own natal spirit.,Just like that.,Hayami Saori [Note 1] who attacked herself?

When he got home, he found Fang Lin leaning against the door, looking into the distance.

"Yo~" Fang Shou made a smile that he thought was very charming.

"It's disgusting. Fang Lin didn't look at Fang Shou, and pushed the door in.

"Hey, there's no mistake. Are you my sister or not? I was a very clingy little ghost when I was a kid. Although he had long been accustomed to Fang Lin's mouthless and poisonous personality, Fang Shou still felt that his self-esteem had been frustrated for the first time in a long time. Sure enough, this is what sister control can't stand the most, right?

You're the sister!

"Smell of blood?" After Fang Shou entered the door, Fang Lin's brows furrowed slightly, although he had done some treatment, he really couldn't hide from Fang Lin, who had such a keen sense of smell. Fang Shou thought like this, and his brain began to spin rapidly, as a sister control...... No, it's a successful older brother who won't let his sister worry about himself.

"Ahem. That is true. I, ah, just now I suddenly awakened a powerful liliang, and then I had a feeling that I would die if I didn't vent, so I went to the ideal land of the gods and plundered the golden rooster......" Fang Shou pulled the egg seriously.

"Oh. Do you go to the vegetable market because you're hungry?But what about the ingredients? You shouldn't eat them raw, right?" Fang Lin translated Fang Shou's words, still looking completely incredulous.

"That, that. By the way, that's right, in fact, I just met Yuan Xiaoya. You know, Xiaoya's bad personality is not. It was she who snatched the ingredients and put them down: The dishes I make are 10,000 times better than Fang Lin's declaration. For Yuan Xiaoya, who had just framed herself once, Fang Shou gave her a huge black cauldron without hesitation.

"Sister Xiaoya?" Fang Lin pondered for a while, seemed to agree with Fang Shou's lie, and turned around to go to the kitchen.

"Whew~" seems to have been deceived. Fang Shou touched the position of his lower abdomen, although he was not directly hit, but Zhang Peiming, who broke out, still left a deep wound on himself. Although his current physical fitness is very strong, the bleeding has stopped by itself. But it's better to do some processing. Well, of course, first of all, I can't let Fang Lin know about it.

"That's right. Fang Lin, who was rummaging in the refrigerator, said casually: "Don't go to the west of the city if you have nothing to do in the future." ”

"Ahh Who has nothing to do there. Generally speaking, except for the underground store, ahem, no, except for school and classmates, I don't run around. Fang Shou rummaged through the cabinet, trying to find the first aid kit that his father had brought from abroad.

"Gauze and hemostats in the living room. Fang Lin took out eggs and pig blood from the refrigerator.

"......" Fang Shou's movements paused, he smiled bitterly, and walked honestly into the living room. Sure enough, there were hemostatic drugs and gauze on the table, but in the end, it still worried her.

"That's right. Fang Lin. It's so late. What are you doing?"

"Egg pig blood salad. ”

"Hospital, I need a hospital! Dial 120, what's the name of that terrible dish? Don't combine things so strangely, classmate Fang Lin!"

History proves that Fang Shou would rather die than give in, he can look directly at death, not afraid of danger, and move forward bravely...... So he died, just as I came softly, and went softly, waving my sleeves without taking away a cloud.

"I'm not dead!" Just now, just now, Fang Shou felt that he had experienced another marquee, and from the initial memory, he kept replaying the wonderful scenes of his life. It's too dangerous, can't it be a return to the light, right? How do you make an egg and pig blood salad turn purple? I can't figure it out.

Looking up, it was already morning. Is that all it is for just a few bites of the so-called super food?Fang Shou couldn't help but burst into tears, his rotten nightlife~ disappeared without a trace because of Fang Lin's terrible craftsmanship. Wait a minute, I'm going to go to school again, right? Hard-working high school students~ Obviously the college entrance examination is not important, what are you going to school?

Fang Shou kept complaining, he had already given up on himself, he completely ignored time, took a leisurely shower, found a clean school uniform and changed it on. Is it okay to be late? What is that? Can you eat it? Uncle Fang Shou said that he would not be afraid of those incompetent teachers who only have shelves.

"I'm sorry. I'm late. Fang Shou honestly lowered his head.

"I'm sorry, if it's useful, what do you want the police to do?" The macho man nicknamed the old demon of Montenegro held a huge whip in his hand, and the spittle stars kept spraying randomly.

"Yes. I understand. Could you please turn your face to the side? Montenegro...... No, Mr. Huang. Fang Shou wiped the saliva on his face and said helplessly.

"You just wanted to call me the old demon of Montenegro, right?"

"How so? ”

“......”

Xu Le, a young man who looks very sunny and cheerful on the surface, has excellent grades and is versatile in sports. In the eyes of some girls, it is the so-called Prince Charming. However, judging from the fact that he and Fang Shou are sworn friends, he is not a good bird, after all, the saying that people have been divided into groups is not a joke. He's not just a perverted organization in his own right...... Ahem, he is a member of the Gentlemen's Alliance, and he is a deep house that has been mixed in the ACG world all year round. Perhaps, this is due to the influence of Fang Shou?

At this time, Xu Le leaned against the window with a literary masterpiece, looking like a serious student. Not to mention, the breeze gently curled Xu Le's short hair, and a confident smile appeared on his face, coupled with his handsome appearance, he was quite handsome.

"Xu Le~" What he didn't know was that in a corner of the class, a girl wearing thick glasses kept staring at him, "What is he thinking? It must be someone he likes, right? I envy ......"

"Strange. Why does Fang Shou like running so much lately?" Xu Le was very puzzled, even if he was physically punished by Queen Murong last time, why did he start running again today?

"Hey~ Fang Shou!"

The tired Fang Shou didn't pay attention to him, just ran on his own.

"Cut!" Xu Le put down the notebook that hadn't turned a page, got up and went downstairs.

The girl who had been watching them felt that she was going to die of joy, her face was slightly red, her fingers kept shaking, and her breathing became more and more rapid: "Sure enough, it's a couple, which of them is receptive? Maybe Fang Shou's abrupt merit may not be said." Calm down, calm down!"......

In the headmaster's room, the portraits of past principals that originally hung on the walls have been removed and replaced with maps painted in small circles. The video surveillance that was originally out of order when there was nothing to do has also been repaired, and the number of monitors is as high as hundreds, basically the one in the principal's office can completely control every move in the school.

Dressed in a black OL outfit and wearing gold-rimmed glasses, a beautiful woman in her early twenties was observing Fang Shou's every move through surveillance. Looking at Fang Shou, who was out of breath after not running a few laps, she frowned and wrote these words in her notebook: average physical fitness, low combat power.

When it was over, she hesitated for a moment, and then crossed out the line of low combat power. She put down the notebook, took out a yellowed photo from the file on the side, she gently stroked the portrait on it, which was already unclear, and said with some distraction: "Will nearly a thousand heroic spirits gather in this place?" Teacher, which of us is the right one? Obviously, we have a common pursuit......

Note 1 Regarding Saori Hayami's self-attack, let's just say that. When voice actors dub, they are assigned the attributes of "attack" and "receive". In the second season of "My Sister", Ayase-chan, who was voiced by Saori Hayami, complained about a certain galgame dubbed by herself, and she played the role of attacking and receiving. How can I fix it, I still have a lot of resentment about my sister's ending. I wish Kyosuke a lonely life.

PS。 It's all tears, ask for recommendation votes...... After I came back from the hospital, I would like to have more if there are no major problems...... This chapter is released on a regular basis, and I'm already out of town at this time.