Chapter 6 My childhood sweetheart can't be so venomous
"Hmm~, Xiaoshou is still so bad. The little Lori, who is 1.42 meters tall, puffed out her mouth.
Fang Shou said indifferently: "Don't sell cute, Yuan Xiaoya, after so many years, do you think I don't know who you are?" Hmph...... When I was in kindergarten, how did you hide the fat time {inner X} of the girl I had a crush on in my school bag, how did you make my fat time {inner X} appear on the podium table in a small time, and when I was in the second grade, three years in time...... Damn, my name is ruined at your hands......"
"Oh, oh, Xiaoshou, you can't blame others for the mistakes you made!" Yuan Xiaoya said with a smile.
Fang Shou glared at her: "Don't be complacent, I know, you are actually a ......"
"What is it?" Yuan Xiaoya asked with a smile, although she kept a smiling face, there was no smile in her eyes, and the overwhelming pressure pressed Fang Shou.
"Yes...... Be...... "House ......" Fang Shou remembered what Yuan Xiaoya had done and exterminated humanity. Fear triumphs over dignity: "It's an otaku god and goddess!"
Strike. Yuan Xiaoya's face flushed. "I hate it, Xiao Shou is really. ”
In all fairness, Yuan Xiaoya is really beautiful, she has a cute double ponytail, beautiful skin like Snow White, a pure and flawless cute face, a convex and backward figure, plus a height of 1.42 meters, which directly hits the cuteness of Lolitacon, so he is indeed an "otaku god and goddess"...... The god in Loricon's eyes......
"I want to emphasize here that Lolita is a sincere and heartfelt love for Lori, and it is a love that does not want Lori to be hurt a little. Like the group of animals that triggered 'Please find me when you open the house', I won't approve of them!" Fang Shou said to Yuan Xiaoya with a serious face.
"Why are you talking about this all of a sudden?" Yuan Xiaoya tilted her head.
"It's nothing.,It's just a prayer like the god of Loricon.,By the way,I'm in control of the otome between the royal sister and Lori.。 Hmm.,Beautiful girls of the same age are also my dish.,It's even better if it's a giant X.。 ”
"Oh, that's right...... And then, what about Weishenme going to expose his sexual fetishe......s in public?
"Uh. Fang Shou looked around, only then did he realize that he had already walked to the door of the seventh class of the third year of high school, because of the commotion just now, the crowd had wrapped up this place on three floors and three layers outside.
After Fang Shou finished saying his declaration, the female high school students who were originally watching took a step back neatly. Contempt, spitting eyes like Fang Shou attacked.
"Weishenme will be like that. You remnants of the Jurassic, you are not my garrison range!My goal is the sea of stars, no, it's the second dimension!" Fang Shou put on a posture of tongue battle and shouted loudly.
"Classmate Fang, who do you say is the remnant of the Jurassic?" there was a pleasant laugh like a bell from the crowd.
"This voice, is it ......" Xu Le, who was sitting on the ground waiting for HP to slowly recover, turned pale, jumped up, and whispered next to Fang Shou, "Fang Shou, it's Murong Yue." It's miserable, you actually scolded her for being a dinosaur, you are dead!"
A small path parted in the crowd, and Murong Yue walked out with a smile on his face.
Fang Shou's body shook violently, even if it was a parallel shijie, Murong Yue was so terrifying! That posture of not being angry and arrogant, that smile that killed people invisibly, natural enemies!!!!!
"Ahem. Fang Shou cleared his throat in embarrassment, with a humble expression, "Murong Nu...... No, Murong-swe. How can you be the remnant of the Jurassic? Your nobility and elegance, your beauty and integrity are resounding throughout the universe! How can you be enough for the Jurassic? Your beauty even surpasses that of the beauty god Aphrodite Venus, and the sinking fish and geese, and the shy flowers of the closed moon are not enough to describe your beauty, and in front of you, Xiang Yu, a hero like Lu Bu has to bend his waist......
Fang Shou said endlessly, with righteous words on his face, although Murong Yue kept smiling, the corners of his mouth twitched a little. When she met someone as shameless as Fang Shou, it was really embarrassing for her.
Xu Le tugged at Fang Shou's sleeve and said in a low voice, "Enough, Fang Shou, your skin is really getting thicker and thicker." ”
"Look at what you said. Fang Shou pushed Xu Le's hand away, and smiled flatteringly at Murong Yue like a second devil, "Lord Queen, what the little one just said is from the bottom of his heart! ”
"Hey. Your festival is gone. ”
"Cut, won't you just pick this thing up when you need it?"
Murong Yue looked at Fang Shou's shameless face with a little headache, she had just come back from the garden, she heard Fang Shou's declaration just now, and she couldn't help but tease Fang Shou a few words with a prank, she didn't expect this person to be afraid that he had reached such an extent that he even wanted to discard his dignity as a human being. Are you really that scary?
"Oh, oh, oh, Xiao Shou is still so good at sycophancy. Hmm~ I want to think about it, how many people did you say this? Murong classmate, you are so pitiful. It was described in such a language by a miscellaneous crumb. Yuan Xiaoya looked at Murong Yue with innocent eyes, and said word by word, "It's like a 'broken shoe'." ”
"Ahh Before Murong Yue could react, Fang Shou yelled out of control first, "You better not speak, you actually said something like 'broken shoes', how do you let the majority of Lolita control deal with themselves?"
"Huh?" Yuan Xiaoya blinked and said sweetly, "Dead dog, shut up." There's no point in what you say here. Any more barking will kill you. ”
Forehead......
What's wrong with my childhood sweetheart? Although Yuan Xiaoya, whom I know, has a little black belly, she is essentially a natural fool! What's going on with this terrible poisonous tongue? And that terrible aura, is she possessed by ghosts and gods? It's terrifying.
"Whew. Murong Yue stroked her hair, with an indifferent face, "Who is talking?" Ah, it turned out to be Yuan Xiaoya, a classmate of 1.42 meters, it's really not easy to be 1.42 meters. Think about it, 1.42 meters will be called a schoolboy wherever you go, right? 1! 4! 2
weishenme wants to emphasize so many times that one meter four two is a perfect combo.
"Hmph!" Yuan Xiaoya snorted softly, straightened up her perfect European pie {chest X} that did not match her height, and gently glanced at Murong Yue's endless Gobi Desert.
"You...... Where are you looking!" Murong Yue shyly covered her chest with her hands.
Fang Shou on the side patted Murong Yue's shoulder comfortingly: "It's okay, poor X is a precious resource." ”
After speaking, he stretched out his thumb and showed a mouthful of big white teeth: "But I'm a giant X faction"
The air froze for a moment.
The smile on Murong Yue's face disappeared, she lowered her head, and said softly, "Black cat." ”
"Huh?" A question mark appeared on Fang Shou's face, and the salty pig hand patting Murong Yue's shoulder took the opportunity to rub a few handfuls of oil.
Suddenly, a cloud of black qi emanated from her body, Fang Shou's salty pig hand was violently shaken open, and then a black cat appeared on Murong Yue's head like this.
"Meow. The kitten barked at Fang Shou.
"Oh, oh. Yuan Xiaoya touched her face with a smile: "It's worthy of Murong, he summons the 'Natal Beast' freely, this is really a model of an honor student." It's a pity, but it's ......."
After speaking, with a slight move of the little hand, a red-haired snow fox was already lazily lying at Yuan Xiaoya's feet. Then, the invisible momentum of the two collided fiercely.
Fang Shou happened to be standing between the two of them, and he fell into a dilemma for a while.
"I said, Murong and Xiaoya, is it okay to summon the 'Natal Beast' so casually?"
"Shut up, idiot. ”
"Dead dog, you're talking too much. ”
"Ha ......"
Fang Shou could only snort helplessly, with a sad and indignant face. O my manly dignity!
Murong Yue took out the rubber band, put away the long hair of the shawl, and tied a ponytail: "Classmate Yuan, let's have a long-lost game, shall we?"
"Whew. Yuan Xiaoya wrapped her jaw around the red fox, "If you beg me, it's not impossible." ”
"Fire!"
Fang Shou's face hurt, the competition, these two people even summoned the "spirit of life", the so-called competition is definitely not as simple as singing, dancing, running, and jumping. Isn't it?,The two of them are going to go shopping, right? Shake the Queen of S against the belly black Lori? It seems to be very attractive.
"Warning, no private 'Natal Spirit' matches. There was a mechanical sound next to Fang Shou. I saw a thin boy wearing a baseball cap and an ordinary school uniform jumping from the crowd to the two-person room.
What is this?
Heroic Spirit!
Fang Shou watched as the boy stood a tall figure dressed in broken armor and covered with wounds. This figure seemed to disappear at any time, but it gave people a strong deterrent, although his face was blurred, his blood-red eyes were unusually eye-catching, and the invisible pressure made the students present a little breathless.
"Student Council?"
"Oh, oh, it looks like the game will have to wait until next time. ”
Murong Yue and Yuan Xiaoya looked at the boy who was stirring up the situation, and after knowing that the game could not start, the two left like this. And the crowd of onlookers also silently withdrew under the pressure of the boy.
The boy wearing a baseball cap glanced at Fang Shou lightly, and whispered, "Don't go to the 'Natal Spirit Test' in the morning." ”
"Huh?" Before Fang Shou could react, the boy waved his hand to the phantom behind him, and with a slight leap of his body, he jumped to the opposite floor.
"Red eyes?"
"It's dangerous! Fortunately, I saw that the situation was not good, and I hid in the crowd. After the crowd dispersed, Xu Le jumped out again.
"Xiaole, is that the Heroic Spirit?" Fang Shou looked at the position where the boy had just appeared.
"yes, yes, that's the Heroic Spirit. Amazing, right?" Xu Le nodded affirmatively.
"yes, it's amazing. But weishenme's eyes are red, and what about eyes that aren't human?"