Chapter Seventy-Nine: How to Deal with Three Hands
Lin Yubee and Xue'er looked at each other at this time, both of them gasping for breath.
I really escaped death just now, and this feeling of the rest of my life after the catastrophe is so exciting that I want to cry and laugh, and I don't know what the expression on my face is.
They pounced on each other in unison, hugged each other tightly, and did not dare to separate even a little more.
"Xue'er, good wife, I was fortunate that you made a move just now...... Where did you learn that hand?" Lin Yubee asked in fear, kissing her hair.
"Which move? It's not the internal force you lost to me on the road, although I used to be able to do light work, but if I didn't have the kind of divine power you gave, how could I fly so fast?"
"No, I didn't mean that, I meant that artifact you squirted......"
"Heh, you say this, this ...... This is...... I'll show you. Xue'er smiled embarrassedly and handed the empty vial to Lin Yubee.
"Anti-wolf spray...... Oh my God, that's what you used just now?" Lin Yubee couldn't believe that this was true, Xue'er actually used this kind of thing to break that transcendent information flow!" This is too ...... Too...... It's incredible, isn't it?"
There he let out a loud daxiao. Cher kept blushing, and after a while, she laughed with him.
"I didn't expect it...... Those highest-tech handshakes are often broken by the most primitive methods, and I have only heard about it before, but this time I can see it with my own eyes. Lin Yubee laughed so much that tears came out.
"I'm also a blind cat who touches a dead mouse, and when I saw you trapping them, I was so anxious that I couldn't do it, but there was nothing that could deal with them......"
"But, in that case. You're still flying towards them. Cher. Lin Yubee was quite moved.
"yes. At that time, I was probably in a hurry, my mind was confused, and I rushed over without thinking about anything, and only when I got to the front did I realize that I had nothing in my hand. ”
"But, you have anti-wolf spray. ”
"Don't laugh at people, people usually always get a small bottle of this thing in their pockets, not to prevent you, but I can explain it to you first. That's what I was prepared for before, guarding against villains like Gao Cheng. Unexpectedly, I took it out of my bag in a hurry. ”
"Cher, thank you so much, you saved my life. ”
"Okay, okay, don't exaggerate, your moving look makes people look a little fake. ”
"How could it be fake, or I'll do it again?"
"Please. I'm going to have to throw up again!"
The two of them laughed and laughed together.
Talked and laughed there for a while. Lin Yubee suddenly thought of something, and said to the eight-legged octopus-like bank monster building: "Quick, I almost forgot, hurry up there and catch Gao Dequan." That old boy is an old poison in the underworld, he hooked those hazy monsters, this strange house must be where he recuperates. ”
The two of them were just about to run there, when—
Rumble!
Boom!
With a few loud explosions like atomic bombs, I felt the whole sky tremble violently.
It's that weird super-giant Heavenly Palace......
At this time, the bright light began to shoot from the eye above, and this time hundreds of pillars of light illuminated the blind eye at the same time.
Following the pillar of light, I saw that there were many hazy monsters coming down from it.
In the blink of an eye, they were going to take over the entire city.
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Lin Yubee and Xue'er couldn't care about anything else, they hurriedly jumped into the air and rushed towards those hazy monsters.
When they arrived, they found that the hazy monsters that fell to the ground were no different from the eight monsters they had seen before, and it seemed that all the "people" on the hazy star looked exactly the same, and they had to fight with penguins.
The only difference is their eyes, specifically, their eye circles.
Everyone's eye circles are different from others, mainly the color. Earthlings can match tens of thousands of colors, and it seems that the Misty Starlings may be worthy of even more, and it can even be said that they have as many colors as they want. I don't know if the color of this eye circle was born like this, or if it was painted with something later.
At this time, Lin Yubee had already discovered that the Hazy Star People were actually quite powerful, and their ability was not just to cover people with information flow.
The eight monsters were caught off guard before, and they hadn't had time to use their skills yet.
Right now......
The terrible methods almost terrified him from the heart!
The first lethal weapon is their tongue. Lin Yubee had already seen that thing, and he couldn't imagine how it was made until now.
It can be as thin as it is, as long as it is.
Lin Yubee didn't understand, on the hazy star, how people there fell in love, especially when it came to kissing-
The people there are the best women in the world!
Not only do they kiss face to face, but they can also kiss each other at any time when they think of it, even if their subject is on a business trip thousands of miles away.
"No, I think about the object, is the girl still in the field to engage in the miss? yes, stick out your tongue and kiss him, then you will naturally know......"
They're all geniuses.
Lin Yubee had learned the power of those tongues, they were photons, and they could shoot through the hardest things in the world. It can also be straws, no matter what kind of elm head you are, they can reach in and suck up your poor brain...... That's it, grandson.
What's next?
Their hands, of course.
You can also call it a claw.
Anyway, it was the most terrifying claw that Lin Yubee could never dream of.
Every hazy person has three hands on his body, of course, this is not a scolding in other people's places, even the president has three hands, what can be done, my parents gave it, that's what happened.
All three hands are a type of gun.
It's not the kind of gun that pierces the gun, but a gun in the true sense of the word. For example, AK47 or M16.
But. It's a lot better than that.
They can fire one type of bullet. The bullet is invisible. At least until the muzzle is shot, or, before the shot is made in your body, it is invisible.
They have a dog-blood-level identification function.
The moment it enters your body, the bullet becomes a thing.
Not something you like, of course.
Quite the opposite......
What you hate, they become.
What you're most afraid of, they're just flying towards you like that, burrowing into your body with precision. Excuse me. What could be more difficult to accept?
Some people are naturally afraid of eating garlic, and the bullets turn into garlic heads.
Some people are terrified at the sight of mice, and they turn into squeaky rats again, flying towards you and squeezing little red eyes at you.
Are you afraid of eating fatty meat? That bullet is braised pork pieces.
You're sick with sickness, and it's better to do it, because the bullets expose your blood before they hit you, leaving you half scared to death before you ......
And, what's even more infuriating is that you won't go back if those bullets don't hit. They haunt people better than heat-seeking missiles. As soon as they enter the human body, they do things that even the worst badasses can't do - more than just explode. That's a story for later.
In addition to these, there are also the thighs of the hazy star, but let's not talk about it for the time being, because that is the most fatal thing, and now that it's all over, I'm afraid that the timid judge won't dare to look down again.
enoughisenough!
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Lin Yubee and Xue'er entered the battle, fighting the hazy people on the main battlefield of the city.
Xue'er can only help him, and Lin Yubee has to do the key work. When encountering danger, he first wanted to protect Xue'er.
At this time, Lin Yubee learned a lesson.
He understood how powerful those monsters were, so he was careful everywhere, and he couldn't follow their path again, for fear of stepping into the information trap again.
When he met the enemy, he first used the Kun Xuan Soul Gong and shot one light map after another towards the hazy monster.
As soon as these light maps appeared, they shocked the hazy monsters on the battlefield.
Nima, what is this?
The light map is too bright, no star, sun and moon are as bright as them, so gorgeous, and those weird guys who are used to dark shijie are all stunned.
It's too godly, too.
Tai Chi gives birth to two rituals, two rituals give birth to four elephants, and four elephants give birth to gossip.
Although Yi Li only has sixty-four hexagrams, in the illusion of light maps, there are thousands of changes.
Sixty-four to the sixty-fourth power.
There is no end to it......
Not only are the fantastic changes one after another, but what is even worse is that there is an even more incredible mystery in the hexagram, where have the hazy monsters seen this, once they come into contact, they are immediately fascinated.
There was a purple-eyed hazy monster wielding a black spear there, imposingly majestic, and he felt that he was just like that Zhang Fei, taking the head of the generals among the millions of troops like probing the ears of the bag.
But......
Lin Yubee took a light map at him.
The purple eye circle only felt that there was a flower in front of his eyes, and somehow, he walked into the light map in a daze.
But when I saw the mountains and rivers, the dead vines and old trees, and the crows, I didn't know where I was for a while, and what my grandmother's family name was.
What's even more bizarre is that he will come whatever he is afraid of.
I'm afraid of farting.
Collapse!
I'm afraid to grit my teeth.
Creak......
I'm afraid of the horn and the mouth -
It seemed that all Shijie's mouths were stretched out together, and at his horn, the purple circles suddenly covered their ears and screamed wildly, and finally drove them crazy, and the seven orifices bled to death.
There are even more bizarre light maps......
Lin Yubee found that a group of hazy people were surrounding a tall building in Donglaishun, trying to kill all the residents inside. He flew up and took another light map.
Dozens of hazy monsters entered the light map at the same time.
They were still showing their might in there, but they didn't know that everything they saw was an illusion at this time. They blew their beards and glared at the people in the tall building, and kept firing deadly "bullets" at them.
As a result, all the bullets flew back again and hit his own mouth.
Boom!
Bang bang!
One after another, a big hole exploded in their mouths, and their heads flew into the air, still not understanding what was going on.
It wasn't until those heads flew out of the light map that they suddenly realized-
Damn, it turns out this is ......
It's late!(To be continued......)
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