Palace master cabin.

No matter how you look at it, this place is more like a goblin dwelling, and there are scary things everywhere, like skulls, ghost eyes, and tongues sticking out.

In fact, they were all the most advanced instruments, and Lin Yubee knew that their advanced level had far surpassed that of the earth's civilization, and those things would be unimaginable here in a few hundred years.

There is no need to ask, the palace master shook his head and tailed a golden eye, and he was busy there at this time.

There he is commanding his Heavenly Palace, slaughtering humans on Earth.

Watching the buildings fall one after another and the neighborhoods destroyed, he lit a cigarette there, smoked happily, and quietly issued the command that only monsters have.

It's a fucking good feeling to press those weird buttons that decide the lives and deaths of thousands of people!

In particular, it feels really cool to see that the ships of my companions are being wiped out by human artillery fire one after another, and only I am proud to swim in the air, invulnerable, and only I have to kill you, and you want to hurt me without a fucking door.

While he was smug there, the door opened, and a man walked in from outside.

When the palace master saw it, he couldn't help but be happy there: "Drink, twist your waist and shake your belly, hurry up and come over here, my little baby." ”

Lin Yubee twisted his waist exaggeratedly there, shook his buttocks, and thought to himself: "It seems that this palace master is still an old pervert, this time it may be troublesome, and Lao Tzu will not be able to play this drama any further." ”

Then he came to the palace master and put the plate down.

The palace master was just about to reach out to pull his hand, but Lin Yubee twisted his ass and turned his body over. Give him a big back.

"Twist your waist and shake your head. What's wrong with you?" the palace master was a little uneasy. It seems that he cares a lot about this twisting his waist and shaking his feet, and the two of them are not used to it seriously, but Lin Yubee suddenly came to such a hand, which made him a little surprised.

Men are this virtue no matter where they are, and the more women catch up with them, the more awesome they become, and if they replace their hot faces with a cold ass, they will stammer and stick like hot rice cakes.

"What's the matter with you?"

Lin Yubee twisted his waist and didn't squeak.

"Twist your waist and shake your head. weishenme ignore me?"

Lin Yubee shook his head, but still didn't say a word.

The palace master was a little panicked at this moment, and hurriedly walked over and said good things desperately, piling up a smile on his face that the earthlings were scared to death, and he tried his best to make amends.

In fact, Lin Yubee didn't mean to be coquettish, he was too scared. Because after all, this is the first time I have dealt with aliens, and I have to pretend to be forced!

If you're not careful, you'll cause a lot of trouble.

Not only is it a shame for itself, but it may also harm all mankind.

So, can he not panic in his heart?

He turned his face there and didn't dare to let the palace master look at it. I'm really afraid that the devil will see some flaws. He didn't dare to talk much, for fear that he wouldn't learn the pronunciation of twisting his waist and shaking his feet.

The palace master came over. Reach out and pat him on the back.

Lin Yubee twisted there and shook off the palace master's hand. "People are worried. ”

"My baby, it's so twisting your waist and shaking your stomach, with me, the big palace master, what are you bothering about?"

"Don't mention you, the palace master, if there is no palace master like you, I still have a good life if I twist my waist and shake my stomach, with a palace master like you, people will have eight lifetimes of blood mold. ”

"My dear, my heart, what the hell is going on?"

"What's the matter, are you really confused or are you pretending to be stupid?" Lin Yubee was sure at this time, and the voice of the young lady who twisted her waist would not be wrong again, so she became bolder, "It's because people followed you, and now those people have everything they say, so that people can't live or die, and they can't be a man." ”

"Who said anything? Who dares to bully my little twisted waist, who dares to talk about my little shaky cheeks behind my back? Lao Tzu sees that they are tired of life!" the palace master shouted there. "Tell me, who is talking about you behind your back, and what do they say about you?"

"It doesn't matter what I say, the key is that they say what you say, it's so disgusting, I don't dare to learn from you here. ”

"What? They still dare to talk about me?!" roared in the palace, "It's the other way around, aren't they rebelling?!Tell me quickly, what kind of fart they have released!"

"They ......"

"Hurry up, don't be afraid!"

"They say you're a fool. ”

"What?"

"Stupid. ”

"Huh?"

"Idiot. ”

"I'm X their mother!"

"Idiot. ”

The palace master screamed and fainted to the ground. But soon he came back to his senses and asked Lin Yubee to continue.

"They said don't look at our Heavenly Palace, there is nothing in the sky, and the other Heavenly Palaces have been knocked down one after another, and that is not your ability at all. ”

"I'm their ancestor, isn't this Lao Tzu's ability?"

"They said it was because the earthlings specialized in fighting other heavenly palaces, and weishenme didn't fight us, because ...... Because ......"

"Because of Weishenme?"

"Because you are a traitor, saying that you have colluded with the earthlings, they don't beat you, and you don't beat them. When all the other heavenly palaces are gone, you can fly to the earth smoothly, drink with them, eat meat, pick up girls, karaoke, and if you can't get it, you can share a three-bedroom apartment and find you a second wife. ”

"I'll fuck their mothers and grandmothers! Whoever said that, he wouldn't die well in eight lifetimes! How did Lao Tzu collude with the earthlings? Why is Lao Tzu a traitor? Those dogs still don't understand how much Lao Tzu has done for the Misty Star. ”

"Meritorious service?"

"Do you know that our Tiangong Weishenme is not afraid of the missiles of the earthlings? Weishenme has finished playing all the other Tiangongs one by one, but we have nothing to do?"

“weishenme？”

"That's because Lao Tzu is different from those fools, what second-generation light shield system did they use, at that time Lao Tzu thought that the system was good, but there was a problem, that is, their light source was krypton titanium. That kind of thing can be said to be the most haode light source in the universe. But. If you come across an oxygen-rich planet, such as the Earth, it is likely to create a loophole that people can take advantage of. ”

"Oh, that's what you're talking about...... I don't really understand. ”

"You don't have to understand, now you open your eyes and look out, don't you understand? Our Heavenly Palace has been destroyed one after another, and it is because people have discovered that loophole and broken it with the simplest thing. So they're finished. And I, I shake my head and tail but I'm not stupid, I still use the old light shield, and the earthlings' things can't help me at all, so I'm invincible!"

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Hearing this, Lin Yuli suddenly realized in his heart!

Mud Horse, that's what happened-

Whoa!

In a fit of excitement, he knocked the plate over to the ground, and the cup shattered.

"Ah, I'm sorry for the palace master. Family...... People are so happy, so excited. So ......"

"It's okay to be careful of the liver, if someone else hits something, Lao Tzu chops off one of his hands. But my little twisting is different, not to mention one cup, even a hundred cups don't matter. ”

"Thank you so much, my good palace master. ”

"Little baby, come, let the palace master kiss one well. ”

"Wait a minute, the palace master. Lin Yubee hurriedly broke out of his arms, "Those guys scolded you behind your back, don't you want to punish them properly? ”

"What a good idea, tell me quickly!"

"Aren't they always picky about what they eat? I'll go to the kitchen and cook a special meal for them, and make all the food unpalatable, and then you gather them together and force them to eat, and whoever doesn't eat them will ......."

"Lao Tzu peeled his skin on the spot!

Lin Yubee came to the kitchen, tidied up the previous twisting and shaking lunch, that is, the colorful cups, and then put the medicine specially prepared by himself to anesthetize the hazy star in it, and then brought it out happily.

When I arrived at the palace master cabin, I found that those hazy stars had gathered.

The palace master stood there and had been scolding them for a long time. At this time, as soon as he saw Lin Yubee bring his lunch, he immediately ordered everyone to step forward and bring the cup of their own color.

"I heard that you are always dissatisfied with the food we cook for Miss Twisting Your Waist and Shaking Your Belly?" the palace master asked viciously.

"Nope!"

"Absolutely impossible!"

"We are quite satisfied!"

"We're eating so much, palace master!"

The palace master said okay, now everyone will open their mothers to eat, and they are not allowed to go anywhere else, just here, and eat on the spot. If you find that someone has thrown the food away, or has not eaten it in its mouth, or has the slightest expression of dissatisfaction.

Rectify the Dharma on the spot!

Look at it again, those poor hazy stars are too big.

Those looks are enough for fifteen people to look at the half-pull moon.

What kind of rice is this, it's worse than shit. One by one, however, they ate happily and joyfully, and wept profusely with tears streaming down their eyes.

In order to show that he was a leading brother, the palace master also raised his neck and drank the cup of rice that Lin Yubee had made for him.

And then—

Plop!

Plop!

All the hazy starmen widened their eyes, grinned, and fell straight to the ground.

Of course, the palace master is zuihou one who fell.

In the second before he fell, he noticed that Lin Yubee hadn't eaten, and he was standing there, calm and calm.

"You...... Are you really twisting your waist and shaking your feet?" the palace master Zuihou's words finally came out.

"It's not. Lin Yubee smiled.

The palace master hadn't really fainted yet, that is to say, there was still a delay, but as soon as he heard this, he sprayed alien blood there on the spot.

There is no need to save again. (To be continued......)

PS: Seeking all kinds of miscellaneous support...... What's coming!