As we all know, the toilet is a very wonderful place, which not only contains the great role of grain reincarnation, but also a good place to be lazy, brush **, chat and fart. Of course, as long as you don't get too sensitive to that smell.

The bell had already remembered that the high school students who had been eating fairy beans [Note 1] and shouted that I was "the strongest fighting race in the universe" still went back to class honestly. And Fang Shou, this absolutely problem child, he skipped his most hated English class because of his stomach pain at the beginning of class. Anyway, weishenme obviously has to work hard to spell those few hateful letters, how to look at them, how to hate them?

After all, Fang Shou still learned from Yuan Xiaoya that the use of magic requires special English, such as imaginebreaker, Railgun, and VectorChange...... Ahhh

Fang Shou hummed an ugly tune, sat leisurely in one of the toilets, and brushed ** casually.

"Don't do it...... dakala...... wadaxi...... Strange, it's obviously the tune of the Great Demon King of Tamura [Note 2], why am I singing so badly?" Fang Shou complained to himself as he carefully read the content on his phone.

"Shocking! The sudden Battle of the Heroic Spirits! A series of brawls broke out near the capital. ”

"Muggles become heroes, a war for the bullied!"

"The brick family came out to refute the rumors, and the sudden appearance of the heroic spirit is pure nonsense. ”

Foreign media reported that the Celestial Empire was hiding a large number of dangerous elements, and Bald Eagle expressed strong dissatisfaction with this and called on all countries to strengthen the monitoring of the Celestial Empire. ”

Fang Shou pursed his lips, as a peace-loving otaku, he said that he had a strong sense of contempt for such a shameless approach of the bald eagle, what is this, this thing is so shameless no matter which shijie it is, fortunately there is a cosmic nation stick country that is even more shameless than them, otherwise who will be their fig leaf?

"A fire broke out in the XX building in the western district of the city, resulting in 36 deaths, XX people missing, local ......" Seeing this news, Fang Shou smiled bitterly and shook his head, it was really hidden, after all, the scene that night was too bloody, and it was indeed a little too exciting for ordinary people.

Zhang Peiming, the blood-stained figure, the unyielding soul and the strongest Three Kingdoms heroic spirit "Lu Bu"...... Have they really been punished by the Oriental Ranger?

Fang Shou sighed deeply, he remembered the conversation with Zhang Peiming that night, shijie was really unfair, right? After all, people are inherently selfish.

"Buckle!"

"Someone. Fang Shou replied dissatisfiedly.

"Open the door, Shun X Express. ”

"Fuck your sister, this is the toilet, bastard, you treat me as stupid?" Fang Shou complained without hesitation.

“...... Open the door and check the water meter. ”

"The water meter is in your head! I've got an X, and I'm telling you it's a toilet. For the completely brainless person outside, Fang Shou did not hesitate to attack with a poisonous tongue.

"Open the door...... Your shipment blow-updoll nurse model has arrived. ”

"Bang!" Fang Shou forcefully opened the crumbling little door, he didn't even have time to put on his pants before he looked around eagerly, "I told you, I accidentally clicked it, I want to return it! Also, don't say blow-updoll so bluntly, although it is in English, it is hard to guarantee that some gentlemen will know the foreign name of the inflatable X baby...... Nobody?"

Fang Shou gritted his teeth, and he put his pants back on. The surroundings were quiet, not at all like there were people, and Fang Shou checked them one by one, but found no trace of anyone in the toilet.

"Could it be that is, it's that kind of unclean thing?" Fang Shou wiped the cold sweat from his head, and when he thought about it, there seemed to be a sudden eerie feeling around him, just like a female ghost with loose hair, a pale face, and a white dress would suddenly appear behind him.

"Hey. ”

"It's !!" Fang Shou screamed, opened the window of the toilet, and jumped down without looking.

"Huh?"

People's escape instinct is so strange, he knew that this was the fourth floor early on, but Fang Shou still jumped down without hesitation, he completely forgot about it...... If you go on like this, you'll at least have to lose an arm or a leg or something.

"Help......

"Smack!" There was no expected crisp sound of an egg falling to the ground, nor the expected pain. Fang Shou cautiously opened his eyes.

"Cotton?" Seeing the white unidentified object in front of him, Fang Shou was stunned for a moment. I've never seen a creature before, a little like a sheep, but it's completely different, how can I say it? What's the deal with that turtle-like beep? It looks like it's very powerful.

"Why should you be surprised, there are so many strange species in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" alone. "A little girl dressed in white, short with a pink face, shaking a feather fan?" smiled softly.

"It's you. Fang Shou, who knew that such cuteness must be the law of boys, was not cold at all about the little Lori that suddenly appeared in front of him, look at the little skin that was so tender that it could drip water, and the cute little dimples...... He knew that this person must be a man.

"Introduce yourself again. Little girl shook her head, held the fan in both hands, and bowed slightly: "In Xia Zhuge Liang, the word Kong Ming." ”

"Forehead......" Fang Shou was stunned, he thought about it carefully, as if he had met him after being struck by lightning in the sky once, and he also introduced himself like this at that time. Wait, he's really a man?

"I was wrong. God, I was really wrong, and I will never think that such cute is a boy again. Please forgive me and give me back my little Lori...... If it's so cute, I'll ...... even if it's a boy Maybe I should dig a basement?" Fang Shou held his head, seriously thinking about the feasibility of his jihua.

"Are you Zhuge Liang?, the Zhuge Liang who smiled sinisterly?" Fang Shou finally came back to his senses, he grabbed Xiao Luo's too small arm, "No, that fox who is as handsome as a shemale...... Wait, you seem to have told me that already. No, why are you here......? If you're really Zhuge Kongming, then you should be in Valhalla, right?"

"Little friend, don't get excited. Zhuge Liang's hands shook slightly, and Fang Shou quickly retreated as if he had been pulled from behind.

"This is not the place to talk. Xiao Luo Tai threw the feather fan at her feet, and a white light flashed, and the two of them disappeared here.

Shortly after they disappeared, a black shadow slammed down, and he first glanced around vigilantly, then pressed his hand to the ground, which very strangely merged with the ground......

"Where is this?" Fang Shou frowned, when Zhuge Liang threw out the feather fan, he instinctively felt a little uncomfortable, as if he had lost control of himself, and it was very dissatisfied.

"Field. At this time, Zhuge Liang had already reverted to the youthful appearance of his lupine scarf, and he pointed upward, "It can also be called an inherent enchantment." The words here...... I call it the Eight Array Diagram. ”

"Wait, I don't know where to start. Fang Shou stopped Zhuge Liang's words: "Now it's not only the Heroic Spirit System that even the inherent enchantment has to be borrowed, right?

Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan and continued: "Fang Shou Xiaoyou, you should have also seen the temperature that was almost out of control, right? It's too ......late to quit now."

"Nonsense. Fang Shou sighed: "Wen Hou? is it Lu Bu, right? Or should it be said that Zhang Peiming is more accurate, right?"

"Wen Hou has become Zhang Peiming's natal spirit...... Strictly speaking, there is nothing wrong with that. Zhuge Liang replied.

"Look here. Fang Shou rolled up his clothes and let Zhuge Liang see the bandages he had wrapped last night, "Do you think I will let such a dangerous person wander around here at will?"

"Yes. Zhuge Liang looked at Fang Shou with a smile, his eyes were deep and mysterious, as if he had completely seen through Fang Shou.

"So, I hate smart people like you the most. A faint white light condensed on Fang Shou's right hand: "In front of your eyes, I feel as if I have no clothes on, tsk, this is a metaphor...... Pro, Bing, Front. Steel Fist!"

Fang Shou's sudden move hit Zhuge Liang's face. The fist that emitted a white light was mixed with a hint of blue light, such a power, even a tank would be punched out of a big hole, right? After all, that blue light was not ordinary.

However, Zhuge Liang didn't even move, just looked at Fang Shou with a smile.

"Bang!" Fang Shou shook his body slightly, the shock force was too strong and almost threw himself to the ground, he looked at Zhuge Liang with a shocked expression, intact! Fang Shou gritted his teeth slightly, his right hand was bluffed, and he wanted to call out the legendary magic sword.

"I'll fight!" Xiao Ha, who appeared out of thin air, slapped Fang Shou in the face with a paw.

"Hiss~" Under the pain, Fang Shou gave up the transfer of the liliang and looked coldly at the dog meat hot pot that came out of thin air.

"Hey. Do you want to eat me like that? I'm your natal spirit. Instinctively feeling a murderous aura, Xiao Ha held his tail and cowered behind Zhuge Liang, who was more than eight feet tall.

"Tsk. Way. Fang Shou gave up his pursuit of Xiao Ha, and kept holding various handprints on his hands: "I'm sorry, you troubles should honestly go back to Valhalla." Soldiers, soldiers, fighters, all, arrays, columns, in, front. No matter what spell it is, just cast it for me!

"Hey, you idiot, tell you not to mess around! Is the nine-character mantra so fun?" Xiao Ha covered his head tightly, it seemed to see the scene where Fang Shou was blown to pieces.

Feeling the powerful liliang condensed by Fang Shou, Zhuge Liang just shook the feather fan slightly.

"Eight Array Diagrams. Bear. ”

Note 1 Fairy Bean, from "Dragon Ball", in fact, I have always thought that it is the most practical item in Dragon Ball...... Is it still in use until the ending? As for the Dragon Ball, it's okay to be a resurrection cross......

Note 2: Tamura Devil refers to the famous voice actor Tamura Yugali, whose voice is changeable, his skills are profound, and his many characteristics are enthusiastically complained by netizens as the big devil...... Her more famous roles include Naha Takamachi in "Magical Girl Naba", and the king of the giant R in "The Perverted Prince and the Unsmiling Cat...... Actually, I just want to say that His Royal Highness the Great Demon King, whether it's Lolita or Royal Sister Yin, can control it very well. By the way, Fang Shou's song is the OP of "The Perverted Prince and the Cat Who Don't Laugh".

PS。 When the typhoon landed, I was so sad...... I broke the wireless, and I was even more sad......