Chapter Eighty-Six: The Wrong Way to Escalate
Zorro stretched out two little paws, constantly patting Yuan Lao's chest, and there were fox fires floating around him, which was weird. However, compared to Yuan Lao, who was constantly emitting black, white, red and other rays under its claws, it seemed that because of the collapse of his body, the dark wounds that had been lurking in Yuan Lao's body broke out in an instant, and the most direct consequence was ...... If it weren't for Zorro's timely action, Yuan Lao would have exploded and died.
"Hold on! Hold on to us!" The ghost fire around Zorro changed from red to green, and then to red: "If you give up at this time, you will definitely be beaten to the bottom! Damn, although we have mastered a little method, we can't do anything about the soul fragments that have been shattered to this extent......"
Yuan Lao opened his eyes, looked at the sky that had turned blood-red due to the ritual, and muttered, "It's me, won't you?"
"Huh? No kidding. Zorro threw his paw at the face of Yuan Lao, who was about to close his eyes, and shouted loudly: "Look clearly, it's not over yet!" Fang Shou that kid is still on the altar, and the bet between the two of us is not over yet. Are you so reluctant to make your own wine, you old man, open your eyes and look at it!"
"A futile struggle. The old man was also stubborn, he turned his head with all his might, and looked at Fang Shou and Chen Chuliang, who seemed to be petrified on the altar: "Even the young man who was chosen in 1999 can't withstand Cain's curse, what can a young man of the new generation do?"
"We've said it many times, Fang Shou is the descendant of that person. Seeing that Yuan Lao didn't take his last breath directly, Zorro instantly relaxed: "Let's tell you, this guy Fang Shou is the same as that poor teacher, after hearing some specific sentences, his strength can be greatly increased! Hmph, we originally wanted to keep it as a pressure box stunt, but forget it." For the sake of you, we have no choice but to take action. ”
"Your hard-mouthed personality hasn't changed at all. Yuan Lao laughed weakly: "Don't admit defeat if you die, shameless when you die, you have to deduct benefits from death, think twice [death] The ghost fox really deserves its reputation." ”
"Ahem, look at it. Zorro put his paw on his throat and let out a strange sound: "Ah...... Ah~ah~hehe~ah~"
As if preparing for a concert, Zorro's voice became more and more sharp, and the voice that was originally a little close to a boy became like a girl's voice after a few adjustments.
Zorro glanced at Yuan Lao and motioned for him to look towards him. Then he took a deep breath, put his paw on his throat, and shouted:
"Fang Shou, your sister told you to go home for dinner. And let you take a few eggs home by the way, she's going to cook it herself tonight!"
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Have you ever heard of an old stalk that was very popular over there at the Niang WOW bar before?
Jia Xpeng, your mother called you home for dinner.
From this, a wave of Internet can be said to be a miracle, in just a few hours, there were nearly 40W netizens viewed, nearly 20,000 replies. Tsk tsk. It's a miracle, think about it, none of the efforts made by our Wang Daxian people to make headlines are as good as Jia Junpeng's home dinner.
Now, of course, we need to get back to the right path. We all know the same thing. That's the legendary two-dimensional male protagonist must be equipped with the strongest skill "mouth escape technique",Uh,No,It's a mouth cannon! It has the effect of shocking the soul, and is generally used to delay time or rebel against the villain, of course. What we envy the most is the kind of man who can satisfy all kinds of heroines with his mouth, and then open the harem king.
Wait a minute...... Now crack down, take it, stop it.
There is no doubt about the power of language, equipped with specific BGM [background music], unique movements, and amazing facial expressions, which can often play a very special role and bring huge rewards. Even if the scum has less than five combat strength, he can kill the gods to show you! Now when we think of the Olympics, all kinds of male high school students in District 11 will gather at one time, and we can't help it. In that island country where high school students save the [Destruction] world, will there be a high school student killer like Kanedaichi and Conan?
For Fang Shou, Mouth Escape was obviously a secret technique that he wanted to use, but couldn't use it freely.
Here are a few examples.
Let's start from the first year of high school: Fang Shou for Queen Murong Yue, who had a noble and cold face, felt that a certain string in his body had been touched when he met for the first time, and he was poisoned by the second dimension, so he resolutely chose to go backwards as seriously, and the road of the palace male protagonist went up.
"Hello, my name is Fang Shou. "At this time, you need bright lights, sprinkle some chrysanthemums that represent the sunshine, and then put a lyrical BGM to have a close-up of facial expressions, which is really good.
"Get out. His lips opened slightly.
This phenomenon tells us two facts. First, if you are not handsome enough, don't be delusional to be the queen, the palace king, you can find a guy who looks like a woman, and you will have fun together. Second, don't participate in any non-orange don't disturb the otaku! After playing that game, we felt the malice from the world, and sure enough, the FFF group couldn't do without us!
Then it was the second year of high school, and he finally used his cheekiness to impress Murong Yue's Fang Shou, and he was finally able to communicate with her, no, in a final exam, Fang Shou, who was facing a major crisis in his life, looked at Murong Yue, a college bully, with eyes like an abandoned puppy.
"Murong, please!" There were tears in the corners of his eyes, his lips slid slightly, and the sadness behind him was like the snow in July, and then there was a soothing rhythm of music, well, not bad. He opened his mouth, intending to continue to say something, but unexpectedly, Murong Yue raised his hand first.
"Teacher, Fang Shou has been peeking at my test papers!"
The hateful Murong Yue just sold this little friend, the hateful teacher directly took away Fang Shou's test papers, and the hateful final exam turned his pocket money into zero! Therefore, if you want to use a mouth cannon, first, you must be handsome. Second, be handsome. Third, the character should be good.
Like Fang Shou, a lucky E-shaped fancy masturbator who was directly sent to the guillotine by her before he turned on the mouth cannon to make Murong Yue return to his heart, the mouth cannon or something, it was still too far.
It's just that it's a little different.
Although Fang Shou couldn't use the power of words to convince people, he was still quite sensitive to the words of others. For example, as soon as he heard others call him a dead house, he would do everything possible to assimilate this enemy, let him also enter the house, cough cough, it doesn't matter, the important thing is that Fang Shou is a person who is easily infected by other people's emotions.
What?Fang Lin let herself go home?This has to leave quickly, leaving my sister alone at home is not what a good brother [Dead Sister Control] should do. What? Fang Lin wants to cook by himself! No, he has to go home immediately, Fang Lin's dark cooking power can be seen, if he goes late, he will definitely be killed by the egg monster that keeps churning! For the sake of life, for the sake of his sister, he ......
Bite!
Fang Shou opened his eyes, and a golden light appeared on his body: "Add Q!"
No, no, no, it's not opened in the right way, do it all over again.
The moment Fang Shou opened his eyes, the ring on his finger that was constantly flashing with a strange light seemed to be suddenly startled, very humanized and stuck, and then quickly faded, wanting to change back to his previous petrified appearance.
"Want to run?" Fang Shou's hand lit up with white light, firmly controlling the strange energy in the ring, and then with a bang, as if breaking glass, Fang Shou smashed the energy with a snap: "Ah, it's really useless." ”
Solving the ring of this bastard who took advantage of the fire, Fang Shou concentrated his mind on Chen Chuliang in front of him, as if because of the ceremony, he opened his arms and closed his eyes, as if he was feeling something, and fell into a realm of selflessness. For Fang Shou who suddenly appeared, he didn't even react until now.
"Almost ......" Fang Shou knew the danger of his state just now, if it weren't for that sudden rush to go home for dinner, he would definitely fall into a certain world and couldn't extricate himself, right? But thanks to this, he probably understood this so-called god and demon power. Aging is said well, no matter whether it is a black cat or a white cat, what can sell cute is a good meow [hey?], even if it is a curse, as long as it is used properly, it can also be turned into power.
This so-called ritual is like a pervert stripped naked and walked down the street while saying to passers-by [the gods] to beat me, come and beat me, it's the same reason. The bodies of the gods were defiled with forbidden blood, and then they were despised, obliterated, and punished by the gods......
Just like that Cain, the curse of immortality became the power of immortality in his hands, and how much difference did the difference between one word and one word make it?
"Anyway, you get the hell out of here. As soon as Fang Shou raised his foot and kicked it, he kicked off the blood-colored enchantment on Chen Chuliang's body, and kicked him off the altar by the way.
"Whew. What?" Chen Chuliang, who finally came back to his senses, turned over in the air and saw Fang Shou: "Why are you?"
"It's not nice to look at you. Fang Shou narrowed his eyes, got up and said, "Don't talk nonsense, let's beat it up first." ”
This guy gave up the protagonist's mouth escape skills very happily.,Could it be because the number of words in front of me is too much to find out of conscience?No,It shouldn't be like that.,Hey, hey.,da※ze!
"Kill you. The corners of Chen Chuliang's mouth showed two sharp canine teeth, turned into a blood shadow and rushed towards Fang Shou, with the two of them as the center, the top of this altar began to shatter little by little like an earthquake. (To be continued......)