Chapter 36 Zhu Qizhen: Guo Deng, we have in-laws, open the door!
During the reign of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.
Liu Che immediately applauded the case, and sighed again and again.
"Clever! This is also a good general! I didn't expect that although this stupid emperor himself is not good, there are still a lot of powerful guys among the courtiers and generals, hey! Blind! ”
Huo Quzhi also frowned, his face full of pity.
"Even if such a good general goes into battle to kill the enemy, at least the city is left for him to defend, but it's a pity that he is not a military general of my Han Dynasty!"
Wei Qing also sighed.
"Yes, my Han is lacking such talents to defend the city! It's a waste, why don't you give it to us! ”
During the reign of Taizong of the Tang Dynasty.
Li Shimin didn't know where to go, looked at the sour bubbling, and snorted.
"After the courtiers of this dynasty let the emperor Huo Huo Huo for most of it, I didn't expect that the rest were all talents! It's all a good team left by him Aye!! Such a good hand of cards made this castle sect play poorly, and I was so angry!! ”
The eldest grandson Wuji said helplessly.
"Your Majesty, the dynasty left by the Emperor Taishang is not bad......"
Li Shimin suddenly became angry and said loudly.
"I'm embarrassed to say! It's all about saving some face for Li Yuan! When I took over, there were so many people in the dynasty, the people were almost hungry, and the border was about to move, but when I was the prince, I fought everywhere to suppress most of it, otherwise he would have been reversed! ”
"At the beginning, he was not willing to give the country to me, I bah! Other people's Aya is Aye, but my Aya is nothing! ”
Li Yuan of the Taishang Palace sneezed a few times, and then scolded angrily.
"It must be Li Shimin's little rabbit cub scolding me! This bastard!! ”
The attendant on the side hurriedly persuaded.
"Emperor Tai, you are not angry with Your Majesty, no matter how you say that Your Majesty is much stronger than the one on the video! You should be happy! ”
Li Yuan suddenly became even more angry when he heard this, and suddenly slapped the table.
"Fart! No matter how much Li Shimin's rabbit cub is a bastard, he can't be compared to this garbage, who is he insulting! Go, me off!! ”
Chamberlain:......
Some people Aya left a mess but was able to run the dynasty prosperously, and some people Aya Aung left behind a monstrous wealth but was able to almost end up ruining the country, in contrast, those kings who took over the dynasty that was about to collapse were helpless to die are ashamed of themselves!
Who else in the world besides the Castle Sect?!
……
The canopy continues to play.
Xuanfu touched a nose of ash here, and the more he thought about it after going back first, the more angry he became.
"Yang Hong'er, dare to play with me!"
At this time, I also thought about the taste, where Yang Hong was not in the city, but deliberately played tricks on him!
But the matter has come to this point, even if I take Zhu Qizhen back again, I am afraid the result will be the same.
Since the Xuanfu can't be successful, let's go to Datong!
Datong's guard is named Guo Deng, and this Guo Deng is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he dared to come to him first, that is, through Zhu Qizhen, he pinched Guo Deng's handle.
Yes, the identity of this Datong guard Guo Deng is a bit special, and to some extent, he is Zhu Qizhen's in-law.
This news was also taken by Zhu Qizhen for fear that he would lose his value and be slaughtered first, so he took the initiative to confess.
There is no doubt that he was overjoyed after learning about this first, and felt that he would not return in vain this time, so he immediately rushed to the gate of Datong City with Zhu Qizhen.
This time, he also had a memory, in order to prevent Guo Deng from learning from Yang Hong and pretending that he was not in the city, he asked Zhu Qizhen to personally deliver the news as soon as possible.
Guo Deng's reaction was very cold, no matter how many times he handed it first, he didn't see it.
There was really no way, Zhu Qizhen was afraid that he would be killed first, so he stood in front of the city gate again and shouted.
"Guo Deng, you and I are related by marriage, why do you want to turn me away when I come here!!"
Zhu Qizhen's words are really shameless, and the meaning is almost equivalent to what later generations said when they went to the relationship and asked others to do things, 'They are all their own relatives, you are accommodating and convenient!' ’。
At that time, the Warat army was eyeing outside the city gate, just waiting for Guo Deng to rush in and slaughter as soon as he opened the door, and Zhu Qizhen actually had the face to say such things as if no one was around at this time!!
In front of the canopy.
"A shameless little bastard! I'll drive your grandmother!! ”
Zhu Yuanzhang's blood pressure soared, and his angry hands were trembling.
"Whoever has an in-law with you is unlucky! The dignified emperor is not only a coward, but also learned the style of these scoundrels!! When Lao Tzu was a beggar, he had to spit when he encountered this kind of scoundrel!! Shameless, shameless!! ”
The imperial doctor cried and mourned, and was so frightened that he hurriedly gave Zhu Yuanzhang a good breath.
"Your Majesty, you are angry! For the sake of your body, you can't go out of your way anymore! ”
Zhu Yuanzhang angrily brushed away the imperial doctor's hand.
"Bear with it!! If you let Lao Tzu endure it, you have to die of anger in this court today!! ”
Yongle years.
"What are the soldiers on the walls doing to eat?! Why didn't such a shameless pickled goods shoot down an iron arrow and stab him to death! It's all bearable?!! ”
Zhu Di shouted angrily, staring at the sky with his eyes blazing.
"He has the face to threaten a courtier with such a thing! The dignified emperor, I don't want to force my face at all!! Such a waste! Don't say that he is not worthy of being a descendant of my Ming royal family, and he is not even worthy of being a person!! ”
Zhu Gaochi covered his eyes with difficulty in looking directly, and sighed again and again.
"I really don't want to admit that this thing is my grandson, it's a shame, a shame!!"
Zhu Zhanji's face was even more white and green, and he didn't want to admit that the thing above was his own son! Or his own son who holds the throne in one hand!!
Zhu Di's face was full of sarcasm, and he sneered.
"Only now do you know that you are ashamed?! Scold! I'm fucking shameless to embarrass him tomorrow morning! Such a turtle grandson thing, all dynasties are afraid that they are about to laugh to death in my Ming Dynasty now!! ”
"I don't have extravagant hopes for him now, I just hope that he will die as soon as possible, and it can be regarded as giving me some virtue for Daming!!"
It's a pity that iUdy is going to be disappointed after all.
Although Zhu Qizhen didn't live long, he did a lot of famous and embarrassing things in his limited life, otherwise he would not have been scolded by the history books for thousands of years.
During the reign of Taizong of the Tang Dynasty.
Li Shimin's belly hurts when he holds his stomach and laughs.
"Wei Qing, Du Qing, have you seen it! He went to an emperor to find his courtiers! Hahahahaha How can there be such a funny thing in the world! ”
Wei Zheng, Du Ruhui and the others had dark faces.
Li Shimin was happy enough, and sat up straight curiously and looked at his courtiers.
"Hey, speaking of which, when I was the prince, I also heard the chief of the guard around me say that there were relatives eighteen miles away who asked him to stuff silver and try to make an errand in the Qin Palace, I wonder if you have ever encountered this kind of thing about climbing relatives and going through the back door?"
Now even a few generals are silent.
Although the elders such as Cheng Yanjin and Wei Chi Jingde have never been too lazy to pay attention to this kind of, they are inevitably forced by the clan elders to find an errand for the juniors in the family.
Li Shimin didn't say anything when he saw this, but just glanced at them lightly, and the meaning in his eyes was very obvious.
I'll let it go this time, and I won't take it as an example.
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On the canopy.
Guo Deng is a man of temperament, and he was obviously angry by Zhu Qizhen's shameless words.
He stood on the wall and retorted angrily.
"The minister was ordered to defend the city, but I don't know anything else!"
It means that I only do my own thing, and I don't do anything to open the back door to others!
If it weren't for the emperor, I'm afraid Guo Deng would have hated to add a sentence of 'how far and how far to roll'!